Favorite GC member quotes
 

I decided to start a thread on favorite GC member quotes, b/c some of you say some seriously funny sh-t!

My favorite today comes from good old Tom Earp in the GC Crush thread; directed towards KSig RC:

You got a tingle from my dingle!!!

You crack me up Tom :D

Re: Favorite GC member quotes
 

Interestingly enough, this is my LEAST favorite quote . . . i mean Tom i'm pretty chill, but hopefully that's the end of it between me and your dingle.

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Funniest shit ever. Thats about all I can say.

That was posted in the Sephora thread by KSig RC...that cracked me up. :)

"I'll show you great."

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My faves
 

Mine are more about posts than quotes. Heres mine for the day:

Lil_G
Senior Member
“I go back to hitting the books and hear this shuffling sound - i look over to my desk to see this huge black squirrel sitting on my books....I was like 'ah' get out of here!”

But the funniest ever was the barbie threads from Summer of 2000. The BEST:

etienneSAI
Senior Member
there was a wedding barbie AND a wedding ken. he was in a white tux with this awful shimmery white collar and cummerbund. he matched barbie's dress, whipped litle bitch that he was. anyway, my personal opinion is that somewhere out there is an alimony barbie. she left ken and got the porsche, the dream house and custody of thier baby. barbie, in her alimony settlement, was also granted a corporate position in ken's law firm, leaving him to be some broke-ass street walker *either that or a chippendale, my mind hasn't gotten that far yet* and barbie ran off with the pool boy, who was probably ken's frat brother....

Sexy Mocha
Senior Member
Barbie also had a twin sister (Tutti)....I say HAD because no one has seen or heard from her since about 30 years ago. Tutti was introduced back in 1966....Barbie must have "arranged" it so that Tutti mysteriously disappeared...which goes back to my initial thought that she is part of the mafia (Barbie Roberts is an alias for Barbara Fettuccini). She is evil incarnate, I tell you! Her madness must stop!!

James
Moderator
I am reasonably recogizable on campus as a Fraternity president, Greek council VP, and Student Government Rep. So everyone wanted to know what was so funny . . .

And of course I couldn't tell them that it was a web conversation about Barbie dolls, which just made me laugh harder . . .

But you are right, Ken was a little pansy, and I'm glad my GI Joe figures captured him and had him put to death years ago
(the guy was sniveling to the end).

And....

Texas Alum
Senior Member
My little brother was always kidnapping my Barbies so they could be G.I. Joe's girlfriend (you see, she IS a hussy) - and I would take them back because... whatever, Barbie is about seven inches tall and G.I. Joe was about three inches tall and MY Barbie was not datin' no short short man!

I DID have the Twirler Curl Barbie, only mine was called Golden Curl Barbie, and she came in this FINE gold lame pantsuit, and also came with a "curling iron" that was held together by one of those little round rubber bands that went on braces....

Now, I hate to admit this - but no-one ever explained to me that the copper wires in the Barbie's head were for curling purposes! (I was about seven) I didn't understand that the point was to take a lock of Barbie hair (with wires in it), roll it on the fake curling iron, and then it would be curled. And the wires got in the way - you couldn't use Barbie's little brush and comb very well with them.

So.... I cut all the wires out! They were anchored at her hairline on her forehead. Only, with my plastic safety scissors, I couldn't really cut close enough to Barbie's scalp to get the whole wire off, so they were still there, but really super short. So my Golden Curl Barbie had this little wiry mohawk ridge running along the front of her head, and the d@mned hair never would curl.

What a disappointment... I think I ended up donating that one to the G.I. Joe cause...

You people still crack me up with this stuff. :D

lmao
 

oh god.. too funny!!! :D:D:D

Oh what the heck KSig, You are one of the best on site and well what else can I say!!!!!!

The day is light the night is dark, damn that even impressed me but does not ryhmn!

In the best impressions, Stork, Damn you Morons if this anit the best site I dont know what is!!!!!

Well a little bit of Hollywood rewrite what a hoot!!!!!

By the way KSig how is the tunnel!! BoB Vila did a shot on that can you get aound Boston!? Does it really help, or is it another Hi guys what you see is what you get?

Oh by the way one of your Brothers is a Skoal Rep and was in today at the shop!

Seems a chapter is in trouble, not because of the house but a active ( 1 ) got stupid! E-M and will fill you in as is more private!

He is also a district director for KS or what ever region, so he and I compare notes on what is going on in our Greek World!:)

My fav that I picked up from AGD Sis Sandy (OT) is..

"Talk doesn't Cook Rice"
Someone Smart


Also another one, I can't remember where I saw it..

"The Early Bird Gets the Worm; but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese!"

:rolleyes:

That's a great line about the early bird and second mouse...

My favorite, though may be James' signature line -- which I may not remember exactly but is something like...

The difference between hope and despair is often a good night's sleep.

How true that is.

not really a quote but this has to go for best icon...

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This isn't from a GC-er but it is very appropriate at times..

"My therapist told me a way to achieve inner peace was to start what I finished. Today I finished 2 bags of chips and a chocolate cake.

I feel better already! "

:D :D

Mine isn't really a fav quote, but I really like my own signature because all of the letters to my name are links to what I feel are good sites, some fun, some serious...but good sites either way. But well, to be honest...I cannot think of a better phrase than In Hoc Signo Vinces!

Wow..SigmaChiCard-

Well...I should be studying for a calc midterm, but I decided to click on all the letters of your name in your signature. You dig OAR? Thank god. I am always checking the website to see when they'll be back in California. I have read many of your posts and now that I have seen your pictures on your websites(how online dating chat room did that sound? oh man!), I find it very hard to believe that you haven't found that special girl yet..or have you? Sorry, I'm not so updated in the GC relationships aspect of the boards. You seem like a rad kid...keep it real in Sigma Chi..they are some of my closest freinds here, not to mention our football coaches!

"The only reason I wasn't invited on Noah's ark is they couldn't find another living soul to compare to me" - Spon from a different, nonGC forum, but thought I'd interject it

"I would have publicly pimp slapped you like the knockneed, pathetic, pimpled faced, ugly, small dick, little bitch that you really are" - James

That one could be my favorite as well SigmaChiCard...the James quote. Of course, he is infamous! :)

My favorite quote by James is:

nod

Nononono, the best one is:

shrug

So subtle yet so eloquent...

I've gotta say that the whole post in Risk Management by James is my favorite ever - funny as all hell, awsome post bro.

Thanks guys, nice to be appreciated:).

ROTFLMHO
 

OK, I must've missed the whole Barbie thread....TOO funny...! :p

I prefer blink

My favorite all time quote is anything from Tom Earp. Especially when he quotes animal house out of no where, than goes back to his normal post again.:cool:

Gotta add ErikaXOs "Goldilocks" analogy from the "non-virign" thread as my all time fav!

I believe it came from Lifesaver...

"Ho be lookin like Predator"

I'm STILL laughing over that one.

Actually that came from the one and only KABillyMac

My bad. :)

Well, I wish I could take credit for that jem of a line "Ho be lookin like predator", but alas, it was my gc partner Lifesaver.

I KNEW IT!!!!!

MWAHahahahahahahaha

Classic
 

My favorite came from a conversation in the Greek Life forum called Moderators? in June 2000. This was the first post that ever had me ROTFL.

haha, my bad this time - i remembered Billy's Ho be lookin like a predator thread from a week ago, i completely forgot about lifesavers "Rhonda"

Not really PC, but funny as hell...
 

This isnt a GC thing, but I found it funny....

Chatting with my sister at thanksgiving and she told me about this really cool co-worker of hers who happens to be a "little person". So we were chatting about "Cami" and was telline me that she was at a party a few weeks back and got to meet Cami's family and friends, etc. Well she met one of Cami's friends from HS and he was a little person too. He was cool also. Anyway, later thanksgiving day my sister and I are watching the Discovery Health Channel and there was a show on "little people" which is what get us talking in the first place. So were watching the show and in the middle of it, my very PC sister bursts out with;

"Hey, I know that midget!"

I am like WTF?

Turns out it was Cami's friend that she had met at that party. But it was so funny because it took me by complete surprise. I mean who busts out with the, "Hey I know that midget?"

My fav is one from ksigrc when talking about olympic events:

the events:
1 - Pinch and squeel
2 - Whack-a-Mole
3 - Parking Cone Houdini
4 - Donkey Punching (level 1)
5 - Hugh Grant Backseat Bingo
6 - Backdoor Banditos
7 - Marv Albert's Fine Dining
8 - Thinking Outside the Box
9 - Charlie Sheen's Investment Tips
10- Mag-lite Maestro

Part II
 

I loved this thread a few months back from the chit chat room titled, "What are you afraid of?" about clowns... posted by imsohappythatiama:


I just want to say that I am so glad that other people are terrified of clowns. My fiance teases me mercifully because I am terrified--TERRIFIED--of clowns. Heretofore, the only other "person" that I knew to be afraid of clowns was Kramer on Seinfeld...which did not give me much support.

Let me tell you a few clown stories....

(2) Poltergeist. That damn crocheted clown doll pulls the little girl under the bed, and won't let her up again. Horrifying.

(3) The movie, "It." That Pennywise is enough to send me to the hospital, I swear to God. Once I had to lie down on the floor and breathe into a bag because I was flipping through the channels and there was that darn clown Pennywise flapping his big lips. It's giving me the sweats just thinking about it now.

(4) John Wayne Gacy. Don't bring that one up. Ugh. The horror.

(5)That clown in the background of the Christina Aquilera "What a Girl Wants" video. La-la-la, nice video, Christina and gal pals dancing, and then WHAM!!! Big scary clown mannequin the the background! Utterly uncalled for and upsetting! I can't watch that video, because I never can remember which part has the clown in it, and it always sneaks up on me and scares the poo out of me. Ugh.

(6) Clowns hiding the crowd. Why are they always doing that? Like just this morning, I was watching the Today show, and jolly Al Roker is out there shaking hands with the crowd, and the camera is panning faces in the crowd, and them WHAM! There is a big clown face. What's up with that? I don't need that kind of stress in the morning! I spilled my coffee all over my blouse and had to change my outfit. Darn those clowns!

(7) Okay, here is the funniest. You won't believe that my fiance is marrying me after you read this one! When he and I were first dating, he took me to Chicago for a special weekend, and we went to the Museum of Art there, which is incredible. As we made our way toward the Modern Art wing of the museum, we kept hearing this bizarre moaning that was on a loop tape. It just moaned over and over. So we heard this moaning for maybe 30 minutes, and it was driving me crazy, so I said, "Hey, let's go see where that moaning is coming from--it's probably performance art, or something." Now, my fiance doesn't like performance art, but he went with me, and we found the source of the moaning. It was like this little fun house of mirrors, and you had to go into it and push this button, and a film (plus the moaning soundtrack would start up). I was feeling kind of romantic, because it was a dark little secluded area, and I was smooching my fiance (then boyfriend) in this little hall of mirrors-like place when he hit the button, and all of a sudden--I KID YOU NOT--on about 15 screens all around me, were different movies of clowns. A clown getting run over by a bus. A clown sitting on toilet, taking a dump. A clown biting a man's nose off. A clown punching another clown in the stomach. Those are the only ones I can remember, but there were more. And the wailing, my God, the wailing! So I immediately start to cry and hyperventilate. I had not told my then-boyfriend about my clown psychosis, and so he grabs me by the shoulders and shakes me to see what is wrong .. . and I throw up all over him, and then pass out in a slump on the floor. To sum up the rest of the story, he has to drag me out of the hall of mirrors thing, and lay me out on the floor in the middle of the art museum, and an ambulance comes and gives me oxygen. It was HORRIBLE! The most embarassing moment of my adult life.

And THAT, friends, is WHY CLOWNS ARE HORRIBLE!!!!!


HAHAHAHAH. Too funny.... Still cracks me up :D

That is hysterical though . . . don't they have desensitization for that? Like maybe just showing you a clown shoe at first, then working up to a picture, then maybe viewing a clown through binoculars . . . .

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(7) Okay, here is the funniest. You won't believe that my fiance is marrying me after you read this one! When he and I were first dating, he took me to Chicago for a special weekend, and we went to the Museum of Art there, which is incredible. As we made our way toward the Modern Art wing of the museum, we kept hearing this bizarre moaning that was on a loop tape. It just moaned over and over. So we heard this moaning for maybe 30 minutes, and it was driving me crazy, so I said, "Hey, let's go see where that moaning is coming from--it's probably performance art, or something." Now, my fiance doesn't like performance art, but he went with me, and we found the source of the moaning. It was like this little fun house of mirrors, and you had to go into it and push this button, and a film (plus the moaning soundtrack would start up). I was feeling kind of romantic, because it was a dark little secluded area, and I was smooching my fiance (then boyfriend) in this little hall of mirrors-like place when he hit the button, and all of a sudden--I KID YOU NOT--on about 15 screens all around me, were different movies of clowns. A clown getting run over by a bus. A clown sitting on toilet, taking a dump. A clown biting a man's nose off. A clown punching another clown in the stomach. Those are the only ones I can remember, but there were more. And the wailing, my God, the wailing! So I immediately start to cry and hyperventilate. I had not told my then-boyfriend about my clown psychosis, and so he grabs me by the shoulders and shakes me to see what is wrong .. . and I throw up all over him, and then pass out in a slump on the floor. To sum up the rest of the story, he has to drag me out of the hall of mirrors thing, and lay me out on the floor in the middle of the art museum, and an ambulance comes and gives me oxygen. It was HORRIBLE! The most embarassing moment of my adult life.

And THAT, friends, is WHY CLOWNS ARE HORRIBLE!!!!![/


:D LMAOROTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
I'm sitting here laughing out loud...THAT'S A GREAT STORY!!!

I just ran across this and :eek: He just makes me laugh!!

I know there's been a lot of funny stuff lately. Feel free to add!

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Oh, my Lord I've read this story several times before today and it still cracks me up EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! :D

I'm sitting here in my cubicle--eyes watering and shaking all over--from trying to not cackle uncontrollably!

I'm afraid of clowns too, but I don't think I would have such a violent reaction. Then again, I've never been in a similar situation and after reading this story I pray I never will be!

Whew! Thanks for the laugh, guys. :D