To Michael Jackson: After this trial is all said and done, I suggest no more sleepovers with boys, no matter how sick they are. Or girls. Have them over for tea or cookies and milk with their parents there the ENTIRE TIME!!

To the Building Owners On Avenue H: Please salt the ice that is in front of your buildings, if not for me, but at least for the residents of your buildings. Don't let me have to call 311 on y'all!! :mad

To T: I am sorry that your life is what it is now. Actually I am not. You have not changed one bit. You are still a wanna-be pimp who likes to talk out of both sides of his mouth. You are all about what you want and need and damn everyone else. This is why in spite of the fact that you make a good living, you have nothing because your baby mamas take it all. They are just like you, T. They too all about what they want and need and damn you, the kids they have with you, and everyone else. Just as long as they get paid. I told you that you were passing up a good thing when you didn't want to marry me. I told you that you would never find anyone else like me. Now I see that I'm right. Even now, when I tried to be your friend and listen to you talk about how your baby mamas are treating you, you still are all about you. So 18 years of friendship and love have come down to this. I want to hate you but I can't. I want to feel bad for you but I don't. All I can say is that may the seagulls in Mobile peck your eyes out and your braids unravel and you look like a hot, flaming, nappy MESS!!!

To W.M.B.

I'm really sad to see things turn out this way between us. I always thought that the plans that we discussed were as close to a sure thing as one could ever ask for. I never imagined that you would be so selfish. There is no way in hell I would ever put your needs before my child's. My son comes first. This is not something that is open for discussion or negotiation. Why would you want to be with a woman that would neglect her child for a man? It speaks directly torward her maturity and womanhood or lack there of. In addition, I am not interested in being with a man that would expect and accept such behavior from a woman. He clearly is not a man but a selfish child. I don't have romantic relationships with children. I am a grown, responsible, mother of a beautiful son who is everything and all things on this Earth to me. The only thing more important in my life is GOD. Take a number buddy or get out of line. I can only hope that you you feel the same way about your own son.

I wish you all the best in life. You have crossed the line, broken my trust, hurt, and insulted me. I hope you never find the kind of woman you are looking for. The children of the world deserve so much better and so do I.

Dayum. :eek:

You put me in check and this has NOTHING to do with me. :o

To JB:

If you are ALL THAT, why are you going to the senior citizens place to get your light bill paid. If you are going to go all out...GO ALL OUT! :rolleyes: :o *smh*

Dear "You",

STFU please. :mad:

Signed,
Me

To Shaq: You just have me DYING with your description of Penny, Ko**** and Dwyane Wade as Fredo, Sonny and Michael Corleone, respectively.

One question, though, if Dwyane starts showing some ego like Ko****, will he be cast out of the family?
:confused:

Dear YOU,

For real, you couldn't just PM me. :mad:

Signed,
It's Whatever

Dear Heffalupagus,

Wuddn't nobody talking 'bout you, but it can be arranged.

Signed,
'Bout it

To R.L.C.

You are a stalker. Period. Leave my friends alone and STOP emailing/IMing/SPAMing them asking them about me.

To Krappa :mad:: Please stick to your guns and leave me the heck alone! You seem to think that the world is yours and every woman wants you, let them have your sorry azz! You @!%$&*!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: As of tomorrow my cell number will be changed and your emails will be blocked. Why is it when I'm happy as hell minding my own, you try to find a way to slip in a cause drama?! BASTID!!!!

Dear Ms. Bout It,

Surely you don't want none of this. I'll go MADEA on you. Respect my gangsta,


2 Fangas,
Madea's Niece

Dear Madea's Niece,

I'm too tired to think of a clever comeback so I'll just say,
I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!

Signed,
Neva Skurrred

P.S. Bet you won't cross this line!

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:p

Dear Neva Skurrred,

Not only do I cross that line, I TRANS EUROPE EXPRESS all over that line. Repeat that mothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! :p

Love Always,
The Baddddddest Chick :cool: :o :p


P.S. I double dog dare you to bring me some Popeye's. :D