To Jill Scott: You are one beautiful sista and when you speak, it's like listening to poetry. I just wonder if you are the same in person. If so, I need to find your number so that we can hang out because you kick knowledge that is on another level. It's so refreshing that you remain positive about sistas finding a good man. It's beautiful that you love Lyzel with all of your heart. Your songs help to bring me to a reality that I don't even believe in. Your positivity helps to make me think that there is hope for love, even though I'm still not feeling that isht. I'm still bitter about love. :p Girl, if I listen to your songs enough, maybe I'll come around. Who knows?

I want to be just like you when I grow up!! :D

To My Husband

When God made you, he broke the mold! You are so special. I love you to life, black man. You make me smile at the very thought of you!
I mean, dang baby, I know your back is strong, but how do you manage to carry everything you carry without it breaking?
You are mad inspirational to me. You're a hard worker, and a dedicated mate. Sometimes you blow my mind with the essence of you. How are you, who you are? God really sprinkled some extra "umph" into your DNA. Nobody else that I've ever met is like you. I literally love you more each day.
I know that other people look at what we have and feel envy. My heart goes out to them, but I am so glad that you are mine!!
Congratulations on your recent promotion. You really deserve it, Sweetie. And brush off those haters that call you a "company man". You know who you are. You are God's child, in whom He is truly pleased.
You're my husband. You're my heart. You're my friend. You're my protector. And my closest confidante.

Ooh, I just love you.

I really enjoyed the show. That first young lady makes me want to go back to my short, relaxed cut...she was absolutely gorgeous.

*sigh* We can save sooo much time if we just realize that sometimes they are "just not that into us" and move TFO. It doesn't take anything away from who we are.

To NinjaPoodle: This line right here...

made my morning!!! LMAO Thank you for putting a smile on my face!! :D

Umm....that guy is lucky that he is successful. If he wasn't, his ugly ass wouldn't have the luxury of having three categories and four tiers of women. :rolleyes:

It makes for a great visual, you know?

U R welcome:)

To the Living Room Book & Pastry

You know I got mad love for you... being the African American owned and operated bookstore to actually carry my book. Don't worry about your situation with your current landlord. Everything is coming together so you can be in a better place. People you don't even know are already helping you... ;)

Remember, love... peace and soul.

note to self, beware of NP's wrath on the Bart train........:cool:

you noticed that too?! The only thing cute about him was his dimples, but the rest of him was not attractive...

to McDonalds: Why do you guys even have milkshake machines? I mean everytime I go to a Mickey D's y'alls machine is always broke. Just quit selling them OK????

to my ex: It's really not necessary to throw your lil girlfriend all up in my face. Tell her to quit being so paranoid about our friendship. No need to be scared about whether or not I'll manipulate y'alls relationship. Sweetie, IF *and i do stress IF* you really like ol' girl there aint anything I can do to manipulate it now is there?

to my TRIFLIN "FRIEND": HC I have given you like ten chances to show you're a TRUE friend. HC I gave you the biggest chance last night. HC you couldn't even pass? I mean you pretty much live with your boyfriend. All I wanted was you to drive me somewhere or at LEAST ride with me. Its not like I was askin this favor because I didnt want to be alone, but I mean I really needed someone to be there for me. Where were you???

to my Nannie: Sweetheart, I know your time is just around the corner, and I can pretty much accept this. I know you'll be better off, and I know you'll no longer suffer. I just request that you would fill one wish for me, wake up and tell me you love me one last time.

to the Lord: I understand that all of this is in your hands. I understand that you're getting close to wanting my Nannie to come home to you. I want to thank you for 21 great years with her and for making her such a good strong person. Thank you for giving her the strength to fight this long *because most of us would have quit a LONG time ago*. I ask that you please help me and my family *as I'm sure you would anyways* deal with all of this in the best reasonable, rational way.

to my Dad: You're right, no matter what we'll always be there for each other. Just know that I LOVE YOU!!!

To Sadie Smith: If you ever call my house again at 5:33 A.M. we are going to box.

Me: Hello. Who is this?
HER: Your mother.
Me: My mother's name is not Sadie Smith. :mad:
Her: Oh.
ME: **hit end button**


:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

To the grandmother who dropped off her grandson for a session, left the building to go "run a few errands" returning 28 minutes after the session ended.

HomeChick,

it's called THERAPY not Babysitting,
DO NOT leave and expect someone to "watch" your charge while you "run errands" :mad:

To Miss P: Could you please turn your cell phone to vibrate? It is really quite annoying to hear your phone ring and play the sounder for a text message. Before I really got to know you, I thought you were a little classier than that but now I know different.


*sigh* The ghetto and the fabulous bother me. :( :mad: :( :mad:

To My Best Friend: THANKS for the Jay Z tickets. You ROCK!
To the mothers with 5 yr olds with microbraids: YOU ARE WRONG
To the stylists who put microbraids on 5yr olds: YOU ARE WRONG
To UPS: Don't make me call DHL!