To my good friend: I am soo sorry that you found out your fiance cheated on you by sleeping with a white women. I know that its hard for you to deal with it, but honey please move on. Quit holding on to 2yrs of a BAD relationship. I know that yall been through a lot but maybe you deserve to be in a relationship where you want have to go through so much. I wanted to tell you this on the phone but I know this is not what you want to hear.

Get an updated hairdo. Fro is OK, Soul-Glo isn't
 

To superstar baseballers from the Dominican Republic, including Pedro "Pete Mondesi" Martinez: Jheri Curls are finished. Did word ever get to y'all?
Judging from this pic, prolly not.
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...1577524015.jpg

To my professors: We are too old for "busy work". No one wants to bust their arse weekly for a checkmark.

To my group member: No one told your dumb butt to take our class and your capstone course at the same time. If you are stressed out, then you have no one to blame but yourself.

To the Detroit Pistons: It looks like you are this year's sacrificial lamb. Consider this payback for the '89 Finals.

To my coworker: Pick that wedgie, the whole office can see it.

To my friend: Pressuring me is not going to make me change my mind. Yes, we have known each other forever. However, that does not mean that we are destined to be more than friends. If anything, by being your friend I have been able to see your behavior in past relationships and it is definitely not something that I am trying to deal with.

Re: Get an updated hairdo. Fro is OK, Soul-Glo isn't
 

In their defense, they are Dominican so it is a good chance that their hair may just look like that.

Re: Re: Get an updated hairdo. Fro is OK, Soul-Glo isn't
 

True, true. This is the first time I've seen Pedro w/fairly long hair. Manny, on the other hand, has had cornrows.

Daddy~
Thank you for finally using the divorce papers I gave to you for the use of the divorce from the Manly Beast......

Manly Beast~
I told you don't test me but you did. I told you....Daddy's Little Girl will always be his Little Girl....again you didn't listen.....I told you so! I told you so! No Guess what ? He is divorcing you!!!

To my beloved Sisters and Mother~
I can't wait to see you in Jamaica! Just know I ain't spending mu whole entire week with ya'll...I'll need some space.

To The Bird That Messed on My Car's Window This Morning!


I wish I could find your little feathered behind. I would teach your azz how to hold a squeegy with your wing! I get tired of cleaning up behind you all's nasty, disease ridden behinds!!!

To the leasing office of my apartment complex: I don't know what ya'll have been smoking, but something has obviously got your minds twisted.

I want to know exactly which member on staff saw somebody moving boxes into my apartment. The only person that moved boxes into my apartment was the moving man and that was darn near 2 months ago. When exactly was this person supposely moving into my apartment? Cause if it was when I wasn't home, them me,you,and the "staff" member needs to sit down and have a little chat about sercurity round this joint.

I don't appericate being lied on. Imagine how I felt being called at my JOB about this mess. Ya'll just straight up accused a sister of wrong doing. There ain't no other person in my apartment. I don't know the person ya'lls was getting ready to evicte. And I sure as hayles ain't letting him stay at the crib. You said you believed me,but then didn't even offer an apology. Don't think I'm about to let this go. Me,you,and the "staff" member are going to be sitting down real soon and having a little chat about this incident.

To the above mentioned staff member: I am a laid-back kind of girl, but you done gone and got my pressure up. If I ever catch you out on the street, you arse is mine. If you think you can lie on me and get away with it, you are sadly mistaken

To AT&T Wireless: Y'all used to be cool with me, but now it's apparent that y'all have been smoking that goofy dust. :mad:

I looked at my bill this morning and I see charges that I have never seen before. I'm gonna call y'all and I want some 'splaining. :mad: :mad:

THEM ARE THE BASTID AZZZZZEDEST MOFOS I KNOW!!!! I am still waiting on a correction to my APRIL BILL!!! :mad: :mad:


To the SAWRY MOFOS on 97.9 FM: Next time skip the FRENCH BULL MIERDA and GIVE ME MY TRAFFIC REPORT. I was stuck in traffic for 30 minutes thanks to you non reporting SO and SOS!!! :mad: :mad:

To the RETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHDED AZZZZ DRIVERS IN CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA: Some of you all need to just give up the cars and the licenses and get a lifetime CATS pass so you can MOVE BEEEP GET OUT DA WAY!!!!! :mad: :mad:

To the custodian at work: You make cleaning the tops of file cabinets look so fricking hard. :rolleyes:

To Ms. Gabrielle B.: I sat in the front row as you took the stage and graduated to the 4th grade. You giggled and figited and played with your hair; then you gave me that smile that always gives you my heart. Your teacher discussed your rising scholarship, and friendliness to others, but I already knew all of that. I looked in your face and a piece of me looked back. But it was so much better. Your calm, your resolve, the way you see your world forever amazes me. The way you play-fight-play with your sister and still eat daddy's dinners, even though "it doesn't look this way when mommy makes it."

They keep telling me you're 9 but I know I just brought you home from the hospital yesterday, right? You're getting "cool" now, and my jokes don't crack you up quite as much, but that's ok. I understand. You go on, girl. Do your thang and show the 4th grade something it's never seen. I'll be there every step of the way, in your ear, cheering you on. Trying to give you back what you give me. Love, daddy.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

**passes tissues to the GC fam.**

To TonyB: From someone who misses her daddy, it is good to see you show the love you have for your daughters. :)

To TonyB06: Imma hafta give you a big shout-out on Father's Day. You got folks in GC all teary-eyed and stuh. :)

To the card carrying craaaaazy bia bia:

You should really move on with your life.[ I was going to write a whole lot more about the triflin-ness, but TonyB06's message just made it impossible to hold onto bad feelings.]

So I'll just leave it at: Keep my name out your mouth and we'll be cool. General policy really. Thanks!