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To my sorry azz baby daddy.....Drop Dead cause We don't need u in our lives:o :mad: ...nuff said

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You're a mom. :confused:


To the Mercedes Driving, Apartment Living Man who had the utter auDAYUMdacity to honk at me this morning: SPEED ON TO THE HOT PLACE BELOW!!!:mad:

To my trusty salesperson @ Lincoln Mercury: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!! The news you called with today has been my happiest news all week. I can't wait until tomorrow morning. :D :cool:

To RC: It's coming and you know it.

If the Lord sees fit CT4, i will be in 8 months...lol

WOW!!:eek: :eek:

Congrats.

to mnm: uh, can YOU call a sista back? I"m worried and we dont like to get worried and stuff.

to dlb: let me know if you need anything. Mi casa es su casa, and that is for REAL.

to cb: you are a _____.

to these migraines: can ya'll take a freakin hike?! You made me miss AMC TWO days in a row!!:mad: :mad:

to ltt: I need to leave you alone. Curse this attraction. :(

to Him: make said attraction go away..and leave me alone.... Why for are You trying me...?

to the cute babies I keep seeing: ya'll are precious, but stay the heck away from me!!! lol

to the place I interviewed at last week: can you call a sista back with some good news? shoot, with any news?! lol

to the temp agency: uh, why come you aint called me back? I need a paycheck like last week.

to my mattress: my lumbar region thanks you...:D

PC Repair folx that's had my computer for 5 days: How dare you claim that you fixed my computer and have some arbitrary guy deliver it back to me, when I'm NOT there, and leave it up to my incompotent roommate to deal with it....then only to find out that my hard drive isn't even installed...do better...if it's not fixed by tomorrow, don't expect a payment...mm'k thanks!:rolleyes:


My incompotent rommate: ummm...girlfriend you think you can leave a note on a sista's door to let her know what the incapable PC dudes said about my machine...had i not asked you would have never told me....do better...and please tell me when my MOTHER calls...mm'k thanks! :rolleyes:


Mommy: Even though it's my 4th year of school I know you still miss ya babygirl....but calling me @ 8a.m. on a Monday when I have no classes is a little much. I LOVE YOU sooo much...if it were anyone else they would be leaving a message. (I'll be home soon try not to cry much! LoL)


Brother: Don't go days w/o calling our mama....you know she be worryin...DO BETTER!


Chin & Cheeks: It's been a year and half and I still can't shake you...WHY?? :confused: quit poppin up in my dreams, and pretty much every other time i get a free moment to have a clear thought...why oh why did i google you?? (did i make the wrong choice in walking away from you?? wish i knew:( )


Homey from Hodoh's House: You are my girl for life! Maybe one day we'll take each other's advice...or should I say...our own advice cause we end up saying the same things.


BRAY: you are the realest girl i've met since I've got here...it's gonna be a crazy year... it's your turn...Random Thought #13...holla @ a roomie!


Christopher: I don't appreciate you acting brand new cause I told you to change your ways...do better...we've been knowing each other too long...DO BETTER! (still love ya tho)


La La: I miss you sooooo much. Life aint the same w/o you down the hall from me. I'm coming to visit SOON! And we're going to Gladys & Rons then bowling in Decatur at 2:00 a.m. for old times sake! :D

To my nannie: Please get better. I know you want to give up and leave us all, but I just dont feel that its time. You helped raised me when I was little, and I just can't think of thought of you not being here anymore. I love you.

To my internet friend: You really are like the sister I never had. I don't know what I would do without you. You help me through so much and I just want to THANK YOU *hug*

To my lil army guy: What's really the deal??? I mean you're forever telling me you'll call me back, and you're forever telling me how you would like to be an inspiration in my life. Well sweetheart, I have news for you. You irk me to no end when you don't call back, and because we never talk, you CAN'T be an inspiration. I honestly don't think you have time to be an inspiration. How about you do you, I'll do me, and we'll see where those paths cross, K? K.

To the Higher Being: I know you have plans for me, and I understand that. However, I would like to know why is it that no matter how hard I try I just never seem to make it or get ahead for that fact? Please give me the strength to make it through this semester and thank you for giving me my grandmother for another day.

To my AWESOME sister Ms. Cristol :) - I am glad that we have this tight bond that won't NEVA EVA break. I hope that all the things that we have gone through and will go through just strengthens our friendship even more. I BELIEVE in you and you BELIEVE in me. Together everything will work out just as we dream them. I LOVE YOU!!! *HUGS*

To my boss: LMAO...I wonder why you have been so nervous lately??? I wonder why the big coporate peeps are in your face all the sudden....??? Could it be ...that....a phone call to them is the reason why your trying to fix all the wrongs you have done...
TOO LATE....revenge SWEET!!!!!!!

TO my future life: I will be there will soon....wait for me ...LMAO

To the LORD: Thank You so much for helping me keep my sanity intact throughout all those complicated episodes that were tearing me apart. Thank You for sending me the most awesome people in the world to be my friends..Thank You for listening to my prayers even when they can be very silly...and again THANKS
for keeping all my friends and love ones safe...and also I...

the computer lab at the university: Why does it take so long to log onto a computer? It is unthinkable to have to wait 20 minutes just to use the computer. Get it together!! I can't just run in and check my email or the weather. I have to allow a full half hour for that. This university is smaller than where I did my undergrad and they had no problems, so you have no excuse.

Students in the parking lot: When you have a green sticker in your window that says staff/faculty, you get to park in this lot. I have one of those, so if you park here, yes I am going to call campus police to give you a nice ticket. You can read, act like it. It's not my fault that you have to be in class in 5 minutes and are just now getting to campus.

White chick next door: Stop staring at me. If you're going to stare, at least speak. Stop telling your man not to talk to me. Just because he's Black doesn't mean I want him. I'M MARRIED To a BLACK MAN!!! So, why would I want yours? Please calm down and get some self esteem.

HSIC: You have officially got on my last black nerve. I've had it. HAD IT. You are a lazy beast and a sorry excuse for a professional. You eternal executive assistant... you think just because you got a title change your duties changed so dramatically? you are STILL the assistant to the executive director. let me let you in on a little secret. when the ED calls you and asks YOU for something, she means for YOU to do it, NOT ME. When she wants something from ME she calls or emails ME. so STOP BRINGING ME CRAP THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO DO!!! STOP IT!!! Cuz i'm not sure if i can keep from responding to you in the manner that i'd like to any longer. i can't. i have made a good impression on you people. don't make me mess that up. cuz you have pressed my limits. i'm not superwoman and i don't claim to be. your simple behind better get your crap together. cuz what's gon' happen is you gon' end up with your feelings hurt. i still have 8 days to decide if i even want this position, so don't play me. you are one of those people that makes me want to revert back to 8th grade and tell you to meet me outside. you are one simple trick. and on a power trip to boot. and to top it off, you can't dress. We had corporate folks come into the office today. you were instructed to make sure you were in business casual dress. you came in here with a polo shirt on???? and a dress skirt? no hose? i guess times have changed, i don't know. but what i do know is you need to get it together. and GTFUOMB!
Ignorant $#@^&.

Ideal08: breathe, girl, breathe!

to those 15 places I sent my resume to: can some of you, especially the psych related ones get back to me please!?

to the temp agency: you aint returned my call in three days. I'on like that at ALL. :mad:

to dr. phil: I want your job. I'm saying it here first: I"m gonna be the first BLACK female Dr. Phil!!!)

to oprah: thanks for today's show! It made me laugh (especially the chick who needed to know if a guy was into her even though he hadn't called her in 8 months and the 25 y/o brotha with the three categories of women on his cell phone)

That show was really good. I'm mad cause I missed a big portion of it, but my girl got it on tape so we're gonna watch it again this weekend. But the brotha with the three categories was keepin it real. It really makes you put a lot into perspective when it comes down to guys today.

To that nasty chick on the 8:06am BART train this morning:

For the 20 minutes that I was on that crowded train, you insisted on putting on your makeup and brushing your badly dyed hair. (I'd hate to be that dude that was sitting behind you.The look on his face was priceless and you didn't even have the decency to say excuse me)

When I got on the train, you already had a face FULL of makeup on but yet felt the need to add on more. 7 more layers of mascara? on each eye[yes, I did count] You looked like the bottom of my ugliest shoe that I've alreay thrown away. You looked worse than a clown on crack. You managed to make yourself look like a streetwalker. You are disgusting. You are a poor excuse for a woman. Have some self respect and do your personal grooming at home before you leave the house.

By the way, the other people on the train were just as disgusted as I because we all gave each other the :rolleyes: look. We were also laughing AT you.

And chick, dont get mad at me(or anyone else on the train) and try to stare me down because unlike most of the people who are too scared to say something, I will. And hurt your feelings. On purpose.

ETA:
Your clothes didnt help either. Too short and too tight. TMI in the morning.