granted, but then you end up getting caught up in "other questionable websites" at work and then you get canned. now you have all the time in the world to clean your closets!

i wish DaemonSeid would stop corruptinig my wishes.

Granted. Instead of corrupting your wishes, he has to become your love slave in order for all of them to come true. The only catch is you can't wish him away.
I wish I could have a longer summer break!

hehehe granted! since your summer break is twice as long, you have more time to take DaemonSeid on as YOUR love slave!

I wish I could get this sauce stain out of my shirt!

The soap will put a hole in your shirt.

I wish I can get my hand on an extra $100.

Too bad that you finally do get that $100, you find out from the police that it is drug money.


Sometimes I wish I could live in England.

Granted....you get to live in England for 1/2 the year and the other 1/2 of the year....you have to live in rural South Carolina


I wish people would stop getting mad that I corrupt thier wishes and accept me for the charming sex slave (and master...can't be slave all the time!) that I could be!

hey you watch your mouth! my family is from rural SC - Aiken, Augusta, Orangeburg represent!!!

ok, nothing cool about a place that the best thing happening is the Piggly Wiggly and Sunday service in a church trailer.

ok, wish granted but you only get 5 minutes with tld221, internet sex goddess extraordinare.

i wish the train stations werent flooded so i could get HOME!!!

I will make it the best 5 minutes of your short LIFE....LOL

Granted...but when u get home your house is flooded replete with sewer rats swimming in the muck


I wish 300 was already out on DVD

Granted, but due to a permanent power failure, you have no way to watch it...ever.

I wish that I had a washing machine which automatically picks up my clothes, washes them, dries them, and then folds them.

Granted, but due to a wardrobe malfunction, the buttons pop off all your shirts, the zippers are effed up on your jeans, and well... i hope you're toned, cause all your shirts are now tank top midriffs.

I wish i had a fan to air myself from the thought of DaemonSeid giving me the best 5 minutes of my short life... wait! scratch that! i wish i had a longer life!

Granted, but you will spend the last 40 years of it in a coma.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow!

You don't have to work tomorrow...or the next day, because you got fired.

I wish my computer would fix itself.

tld...I was wondering if you was gonna catch that!! LOL


robrun...

Granted except that upon fixing itself it transforms itself into a Decepticon and starts kicking your @ss all over your house.

I wish Great White sharks would lose thier teeth

Granted, but the lose their teeth by chomping down on you.

I wish I had a never ending supply of energy.

granted, but now you never go to sleep. ever. you sell your bed for $5 and spray yourself with water anytime you need to feel refreshed. which, of course will catch up with you somehow.


I wish the subways would go back to normal in light of this explosion hoohah.

tld where do u live that ur subways are going crazy?

granted except now they smell like sewer water

I wish every woman over the age of 21 with an A cup and nassatall would disappear from the planet

NYC of course! and the subways smell like sewage hald the time anyway, nothing new.

granted, but now all those women have an F cup and got bootydo's


I wish we could go back to a time more innocent...

hey...I have seen some nice F cups now.....hehehehehe

Granted but your boyfriend is an inept virgin and u need a how to book just to well....do the nasty



I wish the next person would have the most corrupted wish of the day.

Wish granted, but then I win the lottery and decide to share nada with you!


I wish I didnt have to pack my own ish to move.

WISH GRANTED BUT THEN EVERYTHING IS BROKEN

I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO USE CAP LOCKS FOR THE WORK SYSTEM

Granted you don't have to use cap locks, but instead of english your computer now types in hebrew and there is no way to turn it off.

I WISH TIM WOULD REALIZE THAT I NEED A PLAN AND I NEED IT NOW!

Granted, but you're going to hate your life when you find out what that plan is...


I wish that my new job started tomorrow and I didn't have to finish the next week at my old (horrible) job.

Granted, but you're fired on the first day and thte only employer who will take you is your old employer

i wish i were friends with the guys from flight of the conchords

Granted...but they entice you to get high and you lose your job.

I wish I was eating lunch right now

wish granted but it's italian and you drop some but just a little bit and you don't notice a tiny bit of sauce of you untill it is almost time to go home and you realize that is why people have given you strange looks all day.

I wish the phone would stop ringing.

Granted and you realize you was one of those customers the Sprint dropped and they blacklisted you from joining any other carrier.


I wish the Harry Potter epilogue could have answered more questions

granted, but then you're all pissed because it didn't end up like you wanted it to.

i wish i could teleport

granted...but u get stuck in a toilet stall....and it's presently in use.

I wish everything in this world was free

I wish I could go to an NFL game on Sunday

Granted, but you are in the nosebleed section with fat, topless (male) drunks all around you screaming at the refs.


I wish my animals could clean up for themselves.

Granted, but you lose the ability to clean up after yourself, particularly in the restroom.

I wish all of my classes would be moved to one floor where I teach.

Granted, but they then decide they don't need you and so, they take all of your belongings and move out. (Leaving you with an empty, clean house... which might be what you want...)


I wish that it would be warm in New England all year.

Granted, but global warming would force it underwater.

I wish people on GC didn't waste so much time fighting. :p

Granted, but some people aren't happy unless they're arguing with others.


I wish someone would change my bed with freshly washed & ironed sheets every day.

granted, but your bed will be short-sheeted everytime you get into it.

I wish Taco Bell had delivery service:(

granted, but you will gain twenty pounds.

I wish someone would buy my house.

Granted, but you then end up homeless living in a cardboard box condo...

I wish that lesson plans weren't such a pain to write.

granted, but now your new pain is watching that Britney debaucle over and over.

i wish i had a real job. not this temp bs.

granted but now you make less than you did at your temp job

I wished the Redskins had lost yesterday.

Hush your mouth! Granted, but now Miami's season will go to pot and your fantasy football season will go down the drain.

I wish that I will get the job I applied for today.