Co Sign!!

And to Co-workers and friends,

Stop sending me forwards talking about if you send this to 12-15 of your friends you will have good luck:mad: All I do is delete that mess!!!!:rolleyes:

You and me both.

just quit sending chain letters all together.

To the person who sat next to me on the bus this morning:
If Ludacris, Jay-Z, Biggie or DMX come on my iPod, I'm going to crank it up and bop my head...HARD. If you don't like it, the bus seats 50 and has room for 15 to stand so MOVE!! :rolleyes:

Don't forget The Judds, Olivia Newton-John and that other chick. :o :p


To the Charlotte DOT: HOW DARE YOU CLOSE down 2 lanes of traffic on Independence last night when I was trying to get home to see Trading Spouses?!??!!?!? What is normally a 20 minute drive at that time of night was 45 minutes!!! GRRRRRRRR I mean seriously, when will you all be through? You've been constructioning that road since I came to visit this city 3 years ago.

To BLACK MEN who wear suits: The sight of you in a suit causes me to feel warm and gooey on the inside. Keep wearing them please. By suits, I mean black, brown, gray, navy blue, not those other colors. :rolleyes:

To Amel Larrieux: Your song FOR REAL is the absolute best. The best. It captures the real essence of love in so many ways for me. I would love to hear you sing it live. :D

LMAO!!!!!

:p


At least you didn't say the Wiggles or Barney's Greatest Hits
And to my friends at GC I do not have The Judds or Olivia Newton-John on my iPod. :rolleyes:

CT4, I knew there was a reason that I've always liked you! I love her whole album, but For Real is THE TRUTH!!:D

Nope, on her IPOD, she has Kenny Rogers and Loretta Lynn. :p

To soulfulremix: It's playing on my Launch station right now. It captures how I feel soooooooo well. So very well. **sigh** I heard the a capella version last week and almost cried.

To Ray J.: Following Usher much? You look CRAZY in your new video. The song is already unnecessary, but you insisted on including dance moves a la Usher (whose moves are already taken from MJ). Please do not make any new videos or albums. Stick to hosting shows on BET. :o

LAWD :rolleyes:

To Burger King: The scratch off says I can claim my prize (free food) until August 15. Today is August the TENTH. In the manner of Soror Brandi, I am writing the headquarters a STERN LETTER. :mad: :p STERN!!!!

To the nurse who helped with my dental appointment: WATCH THE SUCTION TUBE!!! You nearly sucked my tonsils right out of my mouth. It's called muscle control, learnituseit.

To my dentist: Now, you knew my head would be next to your stomach when I was reclining. There was definitely a rumble in the jungle. Eat before hand, I won't be mad at ya. I'd rather your breath smell like fries than your stomach sound like an earthquake.

ohh you know that aint right ...but you tellin the truth.lol Me and my folks saw him premiere the video and he looked like a raggedy Usher. QUIT TRYIN TO SING AND DANCE IN THE RAIN!!! 8701 was 4 years ago...move on

To All Saginaw Parents: In 2 weeks, a new school year will begin. I will now offer you some tips to keep you and your child out of my office at the agency:

1. Do Not Wait Until Report Card Time To Get Involved In Your Child's Education: I hear the excuses all the time: "I work full time!" (so do I), "I'm a single parent!" (so am I) and they go on and on. It's about PRIORITIES!!! If you think Daquanavious' education is important enough for you to perhaps take a vacation day or two and see what he's doing at school, then maybe he'll think school is important.

2. It's Not ALWAYS The School's Job: this is especially for the parents who have chronic truants. If you know that little Lavitashanay likes to skip school, don't depend on the school to always call and tell you or send you a letter. You know your child; YOU call and make sure she's there and if she's not, put the smackdown on her!!

3. Don't Wait if Your Child Needs Help: I have so many parents who come in to see me, telling me that their child is failing school and now they need help. Problem is, it's the end of the school year and any help that little Hennesey needs would be too little, too late. There is nothing wrong in asking for help. There are lots of free or low-cost programs that will help your child if they are struggling in school, and all you have to do is ask!!

Hopefully, following these tips will ensure that you and your child will have a successful school year and me some stress-free days at work!

To my co-teacher. I know you need this job,but you making things way to complicated. The discussing about painting the wall just aggraved me to know end. Either paint the stupid wall or STFU about it. There is no reason why three people had to have a 20 minute conversation about the stupid wall. I'm trying to be nice because we are going to be working together,but you are stressing me out.

CT4, I aims to please!
 

To CT4,

There is a recent pic of me in a suit in the Look At Me thread.

Keep it warm, now! :p

Re: CT4, I aims to please!
 

ICK!!! I did NOT mean you!

Re: Re: CT4, I aims to please!
 

Well, let's see...

1. I'm black
2. I'm a man
3. I'm in a suit

3 strikes I'm in.

Sorry to disappoint ya!

Like I said, keep it warm now! :p

to RainMan: eew!! "keep it warm????" G.R.O.S.S.

to new teachers: keep quiet, will ya? you have absolutely NO idea what you're talking about, nor do you have any idea that we don't want to spend any longer in a meeting listening to what you think you thought was good for thinking of an idea that you thought you could possibly think might could work well. SHUT UP and let us get out of here and into our classrooms so we can finish before monday!

to my administration: you are aware that school begins on monday, right? we have sooooo much stuff to do, especially since you keep adding more. when monday morning rolls around and none of my boards are decorated, my gradebook isn't set up (speaking of which, when are we getting the rosters so i can set this dang thang up?), and these kids have no where to sit, don't blame us

Re: Re: Re: CT4, I aims to please!
 

You.still.do.not.qualify.

To CTfo' and Rainman: I'm s'posed to be in bed now, but y'all are making me laugh too hard. The both of you should take your show on the road (in a nice suit, of course. . .).:)

Seriously. When I said a Black man, the underlying assumption is that the Black man is already ATTRACTIVE. . .



To Soror MeezDiscreet: Welcome to the start of another year of teaching and the lovely fun filled meetings complete with fresh out of the field experience teachers who have GREAT IDEAS on the imaginary kids in their minds and not the WONDERFUL KIDS who will fill their classrooms on Monday. :D Isn't teaching GRAND????!!!? By next year, they will be like you sitting there rolling their eyes at the newbies.

Ima just say this, then Ima leave it 'lone
 

To CT4: I may not be Mr. America or Mr. Universe, but I am definately no crackhead looking mud duck, that's for doggone sho'.

To all other GC posters: Yup, I guess absence does make the heart grow fonder. She's still crazy about me after all these years :p :D *ducks from various flying debris*

*dang, CT4 got a mean Orel Herschheiser type throw*

Re: Ima just say this, then Ima leave it 'lone
 

Your pictures more than speak for themselves.

To CT4: You've read my random spurt, right? :cool:

TO F.A.: Okay so I have known you for about six years. However, I see you about twice a year now. How are you going to send me a letter asking to borrow $500!! You couldn't even stop by my house when you live less than 5 minutes away!! :o :rolleyes: YEAH, OKAY!!

Well I mean dayum. LOL!!!! Out of order like a soda machine. Send a letter back with a scripture.

Skeephistakate, you are off the dang dial
 

To Skeephistakate: You really need to check yourself.

I highly resent you accusing me of making posts under another name without presenting proof that I did such. For the record, I did NOT make those posts last night, even though the time frame coincided. The fact that there was a troller posting was just that, a coincidence.

As an aspiring attorney, I would have hoped you would've submitted concrete proof of my actions rather then get everyone worked up into your attempt to create drama and theatrics trying to cast aspersions on my character.

I challenge you (or anybody else here for that matter) to contact the administrator and to get the IP addresses of the troller, and of myself at the time the posts were made. If they match, I am guilty as charged. If not, I demand an apology from you (and anyone else who posts agreeing with you).

You have been running your mouth and have been a thorn in my side (and other body parts) for the past year and a half. It's high time you stepped up the plate and have some evidence to support your claim.

Otherwise, STFU!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Mods, pardon my brusqueness, but I don't appreciate Skee trying to defame my character without proof and trying to amp everyone else up into it trying to create some GC drama.

On that note...let's keep the party moving
 

To F.A.: I do not appreciate you e-mailing the entire Editorial Board and putting me on blast because YOU THINK I didn't do an editorial assignment for the Journal. Who do you think you are? Just because you are an Islamic man, you think you can talk to Black, Christian woman like that? I don't think so. You can take those footnotes and parentheticals and shove them up your a**!

To the Editorial Board of Environmental and Energy Law and Policy Journal: I am sorry for the display but like I said, I am at my last day for my firm job. Yes, I already have an offer but I am really trying to concentrate on my last assignment so these people will not think that all black folks are lazy and do work half-azzed. I'm not expecting you to understand but for future reference, do not bother me with dat bulls***!

TO VERIZON WIRELESS I am about to show my azz to yall. First, it took you all forever to open my account and ship my phone. Then, I went to Fed Ex and tried to pick up my phone but the dayum Fed Ex lady wouldn't give me my package because my drivers license didn't have the address that the package was shipped too. Next I called and spoke to two of your reps and you told me there was nothing you could do!!! WTH? Fed Ex said they couldn't release my phone because of rules made by Verizon. While still on hold I said to hayle with it and cancelled the account, it was not worth that much TROUBLE. I contacted your customer service center yesterday and was told that my equipment had been returned on 8/4 (mind you, I already know this because I have the Fed Ex tracking number.) and in 10 business days I should have a credit on my credit card account for the returned material. So today, I receive an email about a BILL!! WTH???? :mad: I started the account on 7/24 and cancelled on 8/1. Then I called the customer service center AGAIN and was told that it was an early termination fee. WHAT!!! The rep I spoke to didn't seem to know about your Worry Free Guarantee and Return Policy, so I politely told her about it. Just 15 mins. ago same rep emailed me and advised as soon as you all receive the equipment back you will remove the termination fee, ok, but ya'll already got ya'll equipment!!! Now remove the charges. I'll be dammed if ya'll are going to stick me with money I don't owe!! I ain't paying and this isht better not show up on my credit report (i'm trying to become a homeowner). If I have to call ya'll MOFOS every day for the next 15 days until I get the results I want, I will. I'm trying to be nice, but my patience is wearing REAL THIN!!!!! I am so thankful I am back with SPRINT, ya'll just don't know. I will not deal with VERIZON AGAIN!!!!!

Re: Skeephistakate, you are off the dang dial
 

To Roach- This is not a court of law and unless you are prepared to pay me $500 per hour for my legal expertise, I am not required to offer proof of anything to you. Also, I have been running my mouth for approximately 23 years now and will continue to be a thorn in the side of all roaches and trolls of your calibre. Further, you don't need SKEE to defame your character, your pictures are doing a good enough job of that. And for future reference, if you need to post something that you think is controversial, don't be a punk- use your own screenname. And next time make sure your information is correct. :rolleyes: You need to do SO much better.

Re: On that note...let's keep the party moving
 

I just graded onto our Journal of Transnational Law and Policy! I am going to PM you some questions about Law Journal life.

To Skeephistikate and Rainmain: Thanks for entertaining me! Woo woo!

To the summertime: What the hell is it about you that makes people go batisht crazy? Peeps are crazy on the interweb. Peeps are crazy in real life. Peeps are just crazzzzzzzaaaaay!

To SkeephistAKAte and Rain Man: The public bickering is over. :) Continue privately. Shalom!:) :cool:

...what is shalom???:confused:

Shalom: (Hebrew) Peace. Hebrew greeting of hello and goodbye
http://www.mideastweb.org/glossary.htm

^^
Shalom is also part of the screenname of a lovely soror of mine.
:)

ohh i like that...i might have to put that on my answering machine or something.lol madd hott

To GC: Sorry about last night. I let something get to me and caused me to loose my temper (which was serious, if it made me do that). Again, sorry.:(