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I read on the internet recently that the H. in your name stands for Harry. Is that true?

OK, it says in the Bible that you said "Ask, and you shall receive".

So why hasn't my one and only selfish wish not been granted?

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Originally Posted by AznSAE (Post 1259287)

i think jc had enough of us gcers because he is notanswering our questions anymore. so, i think we should answer them for him since he speak through others.

Great idea!

Since Jesus is not around anymore, I'll answer my own questions.

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Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes (Post 1050665)

Dear Jesus,

Will my future mother-in-law be afflicted with a disease that makes her leave us alone & become mute?

No so stop asking.

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Will my car last me through December?

It did until you crashed it in January.

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Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes (Post 1050665)

Will my little sister always be such an over-achiever that makes me look bad?

Yes so get over it.

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Will my former best friend go away?

How can she if you're on the phone with her right now?