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CougarGrad 06-30-2009 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by BadCat25 (Post 1821130)
Barbie goes to the University of South Dixie. South Dixie gained national attention over the recent hiring of former NFL coach Rhett Bob Cooter. South Dixie number one.


I tried to get an update on this thread, but I got as far as "Rhett Bob Cooter" and cried laughing for ten minutes.

CougarGrad 06-30-2009 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by AOIIalum (Post 1821005)
This thread is perfection. I'm thinking "this thing" has got to be that Barbie's great-great-great-grandmama was a Jems founder.
My dear girl, you don't know? Barbie's great-great-aunt-twice-removed-married-to-a-former-aide-to-a-U.S. Senator invented sequined hose... and they were first tested for wear, durability, and long-lasting sparkle in high-priced, erm, "social houses," if you smell what the Rock is cookin'. Didn't I tell you-- SCANDALOUS!

bslo18 06-30-2009 02:14 PM
seriously this is one of the funniest threads I have read in awhile.
bravo!

Barbie's_Rush 06-30-2009 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by CougarGrad (Post 1821371)
My dear girl, you don't know? Barbie's great-great-aunt-twice-removed-married-to-a-former-aide-to-a-U.S. Senator invented sequined hose... and they were first tested for wear, durability, and long-lasting sparkle in high-priced, erm, "social houses," if you smell what the Rock is cookin'. Didn't I tell you-- SCANDALOUS!
Excuse me! Those weren't social houses, they were sorority houses. It isn't our fault those cities instituted those pesky brothel laws that confuse so many people!

SuperChopperMom 06-30-2009 04:03 PM
QFP "You'd all"
 
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Originally Posted by Barbie's_Rush (Post 1821322)

As for the other gossip, y'all obviously have me confused with some other less than perfect Barbie. Perhaps you have fallen victim to Super Chopper's campaign of terror against my precious self. You'd all better be careful, since I am starting to fluff up my flouncing petticoats!
QFP

SuperChopperMom 06-30-2009 04:50 PM
"You'd all"
 
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Originally Posted by Barbie's_Rush (Post 1821322)
You'd all...
Caught you Barbie. There is no true proper southern belle going through an SEC recruitment that would ever say "You'd all." Not in a million years. "You'd all." "You'd all?"

I told you I was watching you and watching this recruitment story. "You'd all." Never, ever! "You'd all?"

Hover, hover, hover,
SuperChopperMom :rolleyes:

AOII Angel 06-30-2009 05:15 PM
Maybe that's why Madame Alexander cut her! No self respecting southerner forgets to say "Y'ALL!"

minDyG 06-30-2009 05:46 PM
Barbie, ignore the naysayers; the rest of us are all ears to hear the rest of your story!

(PS - What does QFP stand for?)

AOII Angel 06-30-2009 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by minDyG (Post 1821527)
Barbie, ignore the naysayers; the rest of us are all ears to hear the rest of your story!

(PS - What does QFP stand for?)
Quoted for posterity!

This thread is fun.

AOIIalum 06-30-2009 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by AOII Angel (Post 1821520)
Maybe that's why Madame Alexander cut her! No self respecting southerner forgets to say "Y'ALL!"
"Y'all" is used when speaking directly to one person. "All Y'all" is used when addressing a group. Yes, there is a difference. :D

gee_ess 06-30-2009 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by AOII Angel (Post 1821520)
Maybe that's why Madame Alexander cut her! No self respecting southerner forgets to say "Y'ALL!"
Don't be negative! :eek: I am pretty certain the MA's are dying to pledge Barbie. She would be quite the feather in their ermine lined caps!

AOII Angel 06-30-2009 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by AOIIalum (Post 1821565)
"Y'all" is used when speaking directly to one person. "All Y'all" is used when addressing a group. Yes, there is a difference. :D
Not all southerners say "All Y'all" though. Y'all can be singular or pleural!!:p

AOII Angel 06-30-2009 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by gee_ess (Post 1821569)
Don't be negative! :eek: I am pretty certain the MA's are dying to pledge Barbie. She would be quite the feather in their ermine lined caps!
I'm sorry, gee_ess! I'm hurting inside for Barbie. She DESERVES to be a Madame Alexander, and I'm afraid they are intimidated by her perfection!

texas*princess 06-30-2009 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by AOIIalum (Post 1821565)
"Y'all" is used when speaking directly to one person. "All Y'all" is used when addressing a group. Yes, there is a difference. :D
:confused: I've never heard "Y'all" being used to speak to only one person?

myopicsunflower 06-30-2009 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by AOIIalum (Post 1821565)
"Y'all" is used when speaking directly to one person. "All Y'all" is used when addressing a group. Yes, there is a difference. :D
There's also "y'alls" for plural and "all y'alls" when adding emphasis. ;)



And I must add...this thread wins at life!


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