"If you don't give a f*ck, put your middle finger up. Aint no kool-aid in my cup. Gimmie dat grey goose."

Guess what??? I graduated!!!! I just got my degree from PerfectVerse06 and lil_sunshine University of Ghetto Pimpology.

The other day a friend came over and she was like, "Can I get something to eat?" I said sure. So I went in the kitchen and looked in the cabinet. I by passed the PB&J, said hell no to the Boars Head I had in the fridge. I got two of slices of bread, the front end and the back end. Put a little bit of butter on it and poured her (for honors credit) half a paper cup of room temp tap water with the little bits of rusty pipe floating in it. She looked at me like :eek: and then walked out. I knew then and there it was time for me to graduate.

http://www.geocities.com/marquise1911/degree.jpg


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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

ICBILTHLHM!!!!

Marquise, you'd better be glad I have the job of being the President of that university because I almost lost my job laughing so loud at your crazy butt!!!

:D

I can't stop laughing!!!!

*sings school song*

We hail thee
Ghetto Pimpology
Where we learn, grow, and have fun.
But what we learn from thee
Most importantly,
Is if you've got Boar's Head these ho's get none.
Raise your styrofoam cups
If you don't give a :eek:
Drink your red Kool-Aid while they drink hot H2O
If they ask for a sip
Or some Miracle Whip
Be a pimp, and tell that ho they gotta go!

Ya'll are hilarious to me. :D :D :D

Into what, believing in God. What ignorance!!!

im ROFLMAO! especially at that song right thurr.

Let'm know. The can't mess w/ PLUGP.

"Are you financially active?"

The nerve!!!!!

Oh yeah......its official.............yall ARE special!!!! lmaoooooo

No offense, but that's actually a good question. Especially nowadays. :( :rolleyes:

enigma_AKA

I feel ya but if thats the first and ONLY question/comment that is asked/stated, then its not apporpriate. Especially if I don't know your name. At least build up conversation and introduce your self. Trust me, I am financially active, but damn. Tell a sista your name first!

LOL--Okay, I get it. They just don't know... :cool:

enigma_AKA

"What does Phi Nu Pi/NUPE Mean?" LOL Yeah right like I'M gonna tell... If u ain't a bruh, you'll never know....

Why do they do that? SM!!! How about when they say "I know what Phi Nu Pi/NUPE means!"

How about a friend of my cousin's was trying to guess one day. And he just kept guessing and guessing and guessing (never once did I confirm or deny), but I was like dude, STFU:mad: . Then today, one of my students was like what would you do if I ever broke your line while you guys where strolling? I said, ask your sister what she would do if you broke her line (she's a Delta).

How about the Notorious Underground $%##^ Eaters one, its like.....NO! and frankly if I wasn't such a gentleman I might have to get real rude but of kourse I kontinue to hold up the BOND and just shrug it off knowing that these dudes really just wanna get down......YO BABY

I'd never heard this til last week! one of my friends (an AKA) said her friend had this written on one of his jackets.

why anyone would put that on their jacket with their letters, i dont know.

this girl from one of my classes called me to "ask me something important, but she'll ask me later." so the next time i saw her, i say, "hey you wanted to ask me something?" and she says, "oh, yeah. what's your favorite song to stroll to?"

i definitely gave her the :confused: :rolleyes: look. didnt even answer her.

turns out she asked one of my sorors the same question AND asked her to teach her the stroll!

Reminds me of the non-greeks who stand around @ college parties trying to learn strolls out in the open, like idiots.:mad:

word! this one chick i know tried to jump in at the end of a stroll line and she got snatched up real quick! guess she wont try that again!

Oh dayum. Where did this take place?

That happened to my cousin, before he went to college.

He saw some sorority members strolling at a party, and he thought that it was just some girls who had just choreographed a dance routine to do at the party. So he proceeded to jump on the back of the line and grind up on one of the ladies LOL!!!

Let's just say I almost lost my cousin that night...

:(

That whole night was a hot mess for him.

I won't tell ya'll about how he went out and bought a keychain from the Greek store because the flyer for the party said 'Greeks With Nalia Get in for Free', and the keychain was for a sorority!

:o

Oops, I did just end up telling ya'll, didn't I?

Luckily, I caught him with the keychain before he went to the party, but I wasn't there to prevent him from jumping in the stroll line.

He's almost graduated from college, and there have been no more incidents like these, thank goodness!

^^^^HAHAHAOSGD!!! TITF!!!!:D ^^^^

:confused:

at (corny @$$) step correct on new year's. one of my sands (she was a hardcore neo) got at her real quick (i think they went to the same school).

I love doing this to you, teena, and lil_sunshine?

Ha Ha Oh Sh... Got-Daymn! This Is Too Funny!

LOL!!

I thought that's what you were saying.

:D

I know you love doing this to me and lil_sunshine, but remember that we were the ones who awarded you that Degree in Pimpology! ;)

EXACTLY! You may think that I don't know what you're talking about, but I do. PV06 is the one who's acronym challenged. So marquise, I'll say this once: GSWTAPOP. :D :p

Got me beat.:confused:

Soror, if I have one more man Skee Wee me! Why do they think they are cute when they do that??? What is up with men Skee Weeing the Sorors? :)

I guess one of the weirdest things that I heard was when a guy walked up to me (he was a security guard in the store Express) and he said, "Oh, you're an AKA? Well, I have always wanted to date an AKA. Do ya'll be having parties and stuff? Can I come?" When I realized that he was serious and did not know that he sounded crazy, I just smiled, thanked him and confirmed that we have parties sometimes. :)

Also, I always have young high schoolers tell me that they want to be in the sorority when they get to college - then they struggle as they inevitably say "I know it's Alpha, Alpha, what's the 'K' (kay, not kappa) for again?" It's cute. Their so innocent and truly interested. :) I once had a high schooler dang near chase me down in Macy's after she exclaimed out loud "Oh! An AKA!" (lol) and proceeded to inform me that her grandmother and aunt are Sorors and she has just always wanted to be an "AKA." It's all good.

SC

That.is.crazy. LOLOL. She held up a "mirror" for her? Classic.
SC

Last Friday the greeks were doing community service and one of the new freshman girls ran up to me and my bruhs and said, and I quote, "Wsup bruhs my name is Nikkie, but you can just call me soror cause I'm GOING to become your sister." And I was like "Really?" She continued on to say, "Yeah! I'm gonna be an AKA!" Throwing up the pinky. All the bruhs broke out laughing I tried to hold a st8 face, but it cracked. I had one of my AKA friends who was controlled enough not to smack her up, explain to her what she did.

This is our future....dumdumdum!!!

that's YOUR future, she's going to be YOUR "Soror" lmao :p

why??? :(

Well I work at a daycare and one of the parents there pulled me up and asked mad questions about Zeta..so I answered because I love talking about my sorority [yea..I am a neo] so anyway ever since then...she saw me walking to the train and proceed to pop her collar at me because she was wearing a blue and white suit and then say I am reppin' and I am like h-e-double hockey sticks to the naw she didn't..just because I spoke to you doesn't mean you can claim that you have ties to Zeta...the devil is a lie..:mad:

well you had said that she had said that she is going to be YO SORO!! lmao :D so that makes her YOUR FUTURE!

I just crossed over and my line sisters and I were at a homecoming tailgate party for Old and New of NPHC. We were looking all pink and green fine and these old @$$ Omegas stopped us in our tracks. One of them said, "I know what AKA stands for." My line sisters and I looked like :confused: The other one jumps up and SHOUTS, "All Kinda Ass". :eek:

Girl no they didn't, I can't understand WHY you are ALL UP on the message boards LYING!!! lmao:eek: :(

I wish I was. It's funny....now. :D At the time, we were so embarrased we didn't know what to say. :confused: However, I can't blame 'em. We were looking hella fine...at least I was..:cool: :D