You go to the games, but they lose EVERY SINGLE GAME.

I wish I had new tile flooring in my house.

wish granted, but your new tiles are a 1980's Pepto-Bismal pink


I wish I had a boyfriend.

Granted, you have a boyfriend but he has horrible breath and no one ever tells him to get a mint.

I wish the Yankees would win their 27th World Series title this year!

Granted, but then they looked at the tapes again and noticed that the pitcher was cheating so they took away their pennant (right word?) and let the Tigers play it out for the championship. :)

I wish my ex wasn't so psycho.

I honestly don't think they'd take it away, they might just put an asterisk next to it, like the players who take steroids :eek:

Granted. Your ex is no longer a psycho, but slowly and surely, you lose your mind, and are forced to undergo a frontal lobotomy by him and his family.

I wish I could go back to school to get my graduate degree!!!

Granted but your university loses their accreditation the week before you graduate so all your classes counted for nothing.


I wish for a bag of Oreo cookies.

Granted! You receive your oreos, but the bag is full of maggots.

I wish for one million dollars to spend on anything I want. ;)

granted except you faint with shock and wake up with amnesia


I wish I had 2 dozen roses to give to my g/f

granted but they're swarming with Japanese beetles


I wish I had more closetspace.

Granted but you end up losing all your clothes in a fire.


I wish I could do magic.

abra cadabra! you're burned at the stake for being a witch.

i wish to be free of hospital debt.

Granted, but then you break an arm and get a new hospital bill.

I wish for a new couture wardrobe.

Granted but now you are homeless from paying off those debts.

I wish the last person's wish didn't take place

Granted but karma gets you and you lose everything


I wish I had something to do today.

Granted

You do, my job and no training with 4 docs eagerly awaiting results...and u will make only 1/4 of what I make....



I wish I had the cure for cancer