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*bump* these things are hilarious! The Barbie stuff cracks me up!

OMG.... I am tired from laughing so hard....

1) Barbie
2) Clowns
3) the post form lifesaver.... I am sorry! I am sorry! I AM SORRY for ever starting this thread. Who knew it would end up here. I just wanted to know if I should worry about my package stank. I now know more than I wanted to know, as I sit here with my junk marinating in a glass of pineapple juice.

By far the funniest stuff I have read in A LONG TIME!!!!!!!!!!

OMG HILLARIOUS!!!!

lifesaver marinating his peepee in pinapple juice...
the clowns...
barbies....LOLOLOL

also loved the "ho be lookin like a predator" whoever which one said it...

Also my newly FAVORITE Thread...sorry im a lil partial cause it has me in it :D

AquaStar your posting skills are AMAZING...still makes me laugh :D

A quote from AquaStar:
A toast to peeing in the sink! HERE HERE!!
Well some of you may think to yourself "I would never pee in a sink" or "why would someone pee in a sink?" but I would like to take this moment to praise one great greekchatter who was able to share with us a very moving experience.

MoonStar17 ... at the poor young age of 10 was forced to go on a family trip and wasnt allowed to use the restrooms. When she asked to be allowed to go ... she was taken to a bathroom and told she could pee in the sink or not at all! When this poor child evaluated smelling like pee all day or using a sink ... she decided she would use the sink.

Although some of the greekchatters who were part of this AIM gathering felt it was "gross" others embraced the moment and told of their times peeing in sinks.

"Matt" as we will call him, told a story about how he peed in a sink while drunk.

Another story was shared of peeing while running a cross country race.

Phrases such as "shy bladders" "when youve got to go, youve got to go" and "say no to corn" were thrown around the room until someone posted a link to a web site giving instructions to females on how to pee standing up.

SO ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to GC on AIM ... todays topic is peeing ... please share you intersting, funny, or down right gross stories with us.

MoonStar17 this is for you <3

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Originally posted by kddani
Mr. Fuzzy Nuts? Mysterious accident?
I'm sorry, but I spit my drink out when I read that 'cause i was laughing.
Sometimes i can have the humor-maturity of a 12 year old

Hahahaha... you guys are too funny!

this had me laughing for a while... explaining to kitso why I don't like VaTech:

RWSA008: I don't see myself as a hokie
RWSA008: whatever the fuck a hokie is
Kitso01: hehe a castrated turkey
Kitso01: DEFINATELY not for you ;)

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Originally posted by congayo
I really have to say that is a (roflmao) quote. it is so dang funny!
but you have to admit if you've ever seen american pimp hey that's not some stuff i'm willing to pour syrup on:eek:

ok now yall can chew me out for that coment, but i type to dang fast and i just blurt stuff out. see i'm not like everyone who peck peck peck peck and type. i'm speed typer:D lucky for me my mom teaches typing also at school. cause duh in college you need speed for those 10 page papers :( I could write my butt off but who like typing that long paper. MY MOM:D

Holey shit! That's is one helluva signature... may I suggest you go with one theme and stick to it? You took up my whole page!

Threads I pull up when I just need a laugh...

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Originally posted by DGMarie
tinydancer: SKEPi

Jill1228: SKEPi

adduncan: SKEPi

bsp-mich24: SKEPi

navane: SKEPi

jennRN: SKEPi

ariesrising: SKEPi

rebakins: SKEPi

I hear they are colonizing....;)

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Originally posted by meridionaleDG
]. It seems like your whole knwoledge of the greek world is like me applying to be a chemical engineer for NASA when I am just a History major.

I know this sounds mean, but you just keep saying the same thing - and we keep trying to explain things to you and nothing is sinking in! Please - go back and reread everything people have told you and sit for a minute. Let it sink in before replying. Infact, just go unplug your keyboard and lock it in your car and use your mouse. Seriously. And I swear if you reply to this with "The sisters of Sigma Kappa Epsilon Pi are NOT an NPC sorority" - I am going to scream. You keep repeating things we already know (infact they are things we told you).

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Originally posted by The Grapist
This post has been graped on by The Grapist! Sorority copy-catting just isn't cool! The Sigma Kappas ought to bust a cap in your ass!

Aw, man, I have read that clown post at least 3 or 4 times, and it still puts me in tears. It's HYSTERICAL!!!

This is a quote from one of my favorite movies.........

"Who is more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? "

Just because it's May 7, bump.

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Originally posted by lifesaver
[B]

But the funniest ever was the barbie threads from Summer of 2000. The BEST:

OMG im crackin up off the barbie stuff

*super bump* I can has more funnies, plz?

The one about the colors of traffic lights being those for AGD... don't remember who said it though but that cracked me up!

The entire recruitment thread containing the "special twins" and their pink sequined hose!

Although the clown bit is funny, it's not too funny when you hate clowns too!

i'm sure it's in here somewhere....but whoever it was that said "ho be lookin' like a predator" should know that her quote comes up in my daily conversation with people...and they're always like "What?!?!?"