See now, that's just WRONG!!! :mad: You want me to find him and beat him up for ya? :p

This is my 3000th post!!! :D

See teena, tole you she caray-zay!!! :D

lil_sunshine, you know we are making a KILLING over here!!!

We're charging these folks thousands of dollars to attend our school, and all we have to do is buy styrfoam cups, Kraft cheese, bologna, and Miracle Whip for the students to use for their senario practices LOL!!!

*starts rolling in all the tuition money*

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Admissions Application

Name: Marquise 1911

Address: 1911 N Kappa Kourt Nupeville, Kappaland.

Phone: 305- 333-1911

DOB: 3-13-2004

Reason for applying: I'm tired of women making me work hard all night and then giving me a styrofoam cup of water and a mayo and bread sammich, smacking me on da @$$ and sending me on my way. I wanna be the one to make the cheese sammich and give her the cup of room temp tap water w/ no ice and tell her she could K.I.M.

PerfectVerse06 and lil_sunshine University of Ghetto Pimpology, I would like to complete my Bachelor's of Science in One Nights Stands and Sammich Making.

I have a 4.0 BPR (bedroom performance rating) on a 4.0 scale. I have a leaky faucet that gives off tap water with a sharp taste. I have one of the best scholarships in the nation (A by one get one Free coupon for a 2 gallon jug of Miracle Whip @ Costcos). I'm eager to learn and ready to apply myself.

Also as quite as it's kept. Your President once gave me a fried bologna sammich... I sweater-got.

ROTFLMBO!!!

This is by far the BEST application this institution has ever seen!

Very impressive work, Marquise. You are ACCEPTED!!!

In fact, we are naming a dorm in your honor, Marquise Hall.

You are the type of student we need to guide this University to new heights!

I knew you were worth that fried bologna sammich w/ Miracle Whip and Sargento cheese with a side of Lay's Potato Chips and red Kool-Aid.

*clears off the desk in her Presidential office*

Take me now, Marquise! Take me NOW!!!

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Let's work on making our little Marquesha or Marquinton!!

:D

I died laughing when I found those nasty lil bananas, LMBO!!

:eek: :D :eek:


I have verified that Marquise does get a 4.0 BPR....

So now I must hook him up once again.

*heads to the kitchen and starts cooking*

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Yes, ladies...he gets red Kool-Aid in a GLASS, not a styrofoam cup!

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HAHABWALMOAOHSHYTGOTDAYMN!!!

I am so mad at ya'll. I am in the quiet office trying to work and not laugh.

I have one question:

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THOSE BANANAS?

Dont they know that they arent supposed to be doing that:eek:

Is that what they do when we arent looking?

I will never look at my fruit bowl the same.:(


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PV06=R. Kelly sister

I understand liking them young

BUT TWO YEARS OLD?!?!?!?!:eek: :eek:

You aint eva gots to worry about me asking you to babysit again.

DAMMIT @ this pic!!

They even had the unedited version of the bananas gettin' it on, it was TOO MUCH!!

*in my Lancome lady voice* Ya know what? Eh eh. Not going into the corner. 'Cuz if I go, you gotta go too. You guilty by association. :p

*goes and faces the corner*

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LOL!!!

teena, I'll be R. Kelly's sister. After the way Marquise put it on me, I was hurting!!!

He had me singing "Step in the Name of Love..." and looking like

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I ain't said nuthin' of tha kind. teena said you're Rra's sissa!!!!! Shoooo, if it was me, I'd be whaddeva Rra wants me to be. :D :p

I was a church cell meeting last week & one of the two ladies who were there was asking about the sorority. She really was cluless & was asking what we did & what we were about. She told her friend, "Michelle lets join." Then she said to me, "When is yall's next meeting so I can attend." I was like ummm no, I don't work like that. Then her friend says, "I don't have time for joining any clubs" I'm lookin like this ain no girl guides son! And she proceeds to call my illustrious org a club & how she doesn't have time for it. I was so blue. I don't mind if you are truly clueless and have questions but don't be making assumptions based on information you don't have. :rolleyes:

Ahhhhh!!!! Rain Man's thread aint got nothin' on this!!!:D

Whatchutalkinbout, lil_sunshine????

I DID say that teena called me R. Kelly's sister, not you!!

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*sneaks to edit her post*

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See, it does say TEENA! I can read, ya know!!!






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Mmmm hmmm, I seen that, you trickster. :p

I was waiting on someone to catch that DOB. Leave it to teena. I guess we should change that glass of kool-aid into a sippy cup and throw on a bib. He still may be able to handle the bologna. Not sure about sandwich form. The hand that rocks the cradle. WOW!!!

y'all NG's are crazy, dats my crossing date. Hey I wanna up the game. Can a ni99a get sum henny in dat sippy cup???

Dearest marquise,

Although I understand that posting on GC and henny go together like peanut butter and jelly, there will be no henny for you.

You sure you wanna do that?

Alcohol and babies don't mix....

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:(

^^^WTFRUCTSIH!!!!

How 'bout a little bit of Goose?

:confused:


Say what? LOL!

PLEASE!!!!:( I promise I won't post if I'm wasted!

I can't make it too easy for you... but here.

WTF-RUC-TSIH!!!!

You figure it out.;)

Ummmm.....Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle.

'What the f*^K? Are you crazy? This sh!t is hilarious!'



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You win. [In Bob Barker voice] PerfectVerse06 come on down.

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I won! I won!!!


*knocks other contestants out of the way while she makes her way to the stage*

So what do I win??????




http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/talk011.gif How about a chance to be one of Marquise's Beauties?

That'll work. If she gets that, can I have her prize money? I could share it with teena. :D :cool: :p

HECKY NAW!!!

Back off my cash monies! I'm taking the man AND the moola!

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:tld221 pushes past PV06, lil_sunshine, and teena while they fight over prize money to play Plinko:

KAPPAtivating sprays them down with baby oil as they fight. Brooke Valentine's Girl Fight comes over the loud speaker.

^^^ I never really understood the reason men love to see a girl fight. But then I though about it. It is the same reason I watch WWE wrestling. :eek: Booker T and John Cena :eek:

KAPPAtivating slips and falls because of the baby oil just as he is walking away.

:)

And gets a huge knot on his forehead.
ROFL

Awwwww.