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To the Weather in good ol' Mississippi
Why in the freak did you have to change from Hades to semi-winter and make me sick?! Its the freaking week before finals and my teachers have lost their mind. Can you just act right for the rest of the week so I don't have to walk around with stuffy head? Thankie kindly, stopped up and aching in Jackson... |
Daddy~
WTF is wrong with you right now. Like I said most folks get their ear pierced when they are 5 or 6 not 56.:mad: Next thing on the agenda, you asked why we (me and my sisters) didn't send a flower arrangement to your wife/ex-wife son's funeral.....Well, ok you failed to mention your name is plastered all in the paper as the step-dad....I don't know this until I get a call like girl I didn't know Bamm was your step-brother....I'm like who the hell is BAMM. Next in the paper or the obituarary I didn't see the BAMM left to cherish so and so and so and so and 4 step-sisters mainly #1 Leading Lady so Hell naw he ain't getting no planter w/ my name on it. She didn't acknowlege us why did you expect us to acknowledge her son? I know I was right like you said....just wanted to state that again for the record. To my cousin Pig~ Please grow the freak up. Stop letting the every tom, dick, and harry watch your beautiful girls......you should see the dudes you date are shady as a shade tree so put your girls first and not the magic stick. |
To Keith Sweat: Next time you cruise your black hummer in my way and almost hit me again, it's on. I don't care who you are(were). You ain't above a swift kick in the butt. Keep that car in YOUR lane.
To K: you need to stop driving that escalade like your daddy drives his hummer. You parked next to me and hit my car with your door AGAIN. I have a little honda accord. I KNOW you can see my little car. Next time, park so you have enough space to open the door. :mad: :mad: |
To Dr SD
Why is it that you are not particularly concerned by the number of headaches that I STILL have monthly? You way of dealing with the situation is to put me on yet another medication. Now I am up to 5 per day. Wasn't a weeks stay in the hospital enough to warrant more tests to be run? And you are supposed to be a neurologst! |
To the City of Farmers Branch's Department of Public Works: I'm sure you all are truly capable of doing your job properly. So tell me why all the drama while you all are fixing the water pipes? Yesterday, you all hit the gas line so we had to evacuate the entire school (sleeping toddlers and all). Today you blew a transformer and knocked out our power. I'm afraid that you'll do something to burn the school down overnight.
I'm begging you try not to break/blow/screw anything else up this week. If that is to much to ask, then can you at least wait till after Monday. To me: You have worked long and hard to get where you are today. I know there are some things that you think you want. Think about the reasons you want them and think about the things you'll have to give up. |
To MM: So you did not hire me because you think I am too nice and not aggressive enough!!!!! Well B!^@h I got a few words for you.... How can you show you are agreesive in an interview??? I was nice because thats how you are suppose to act in an interview!! If I would have come in with my angry black woman attitude you would have told me I was too aggressive. What you should have done was called my current supervior to verify how I handle upset customer. Or better yet since I posted within the same company that I work you could have contatced the monitoring department directly and listed to some of my calls to see how I handled myself.
You have the nerve to tell me to keep my eyes open that your deparment will have more postings later this year. Heffa that's what you told me in December when I posted for the first position. Now it April and I am posting again and you tell me no but keep looking. I would never waste my time again to come to see you and that bastard you call a Department head!!!!!! I worked 5 long hard years to get my degree and now I can't get a job because I am too nice. I could see if you told me I didn't have enough experience. I HATE MY JOB!!!!!!!!!!:mad: |
to my FI361 teacher: STOP F***ing with my grades!!!! And leave my girl RC's alone too!!!! We both used to be fond of you but now you are turning into a real jerk.
to my manfriend: I miss you!!:D to my ex-boyfriends: When I call you should jump to answer the phone. Well Ex#1 has an excuse right now. But when you see my number listed on your missed call list, you should call me back 2-4 hours after I call. I never call you all after 10 pm so you should call me back. Appreciate what you had and acknowledge that I was great!!! Freakin' losers. to my Linesisters: I love you all to death, but if you don't stop calling me 'SHIP' I am gonna scream. Please call me by my name again, and not my linename or 'ship'. |
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To the HR Manager at my Interview today: Guess you were fooled huh, didn't expect me in that office when you walked in did ya? The eyes wide open look that you gave me was a dead give away, as well as the limp handshake, and the fake smile and laugh! Thank goodness, your opinion of me won't make much of a difference as to whether I get the job or not! So the power you "think" you have really ain't all that! From what I understand you almost got left out of the entire interview process and it would have been a pleasure to never have met you - IDIOT!
To Me: After looking at those benefits for the prospective job, you now realize that the grass AIN'T always greener on the other side! If you're offered the job you need to decide if waiting 90 days for benefits and 1 year to be granted vacation will be worth getting off the phone for good. Think about it! To God: You are always right on time! I needed this job interview so badly and I have already claimed this job in your name! ETA To God: An HR rep from my old company called me about a position. You know how much I have been trying to get back to that company because the benefits are the bomb, plus I can pick up where I left off with my time at the company. You know how much this means to me and please, please, please, let them ask me to interview. |
To My Mother: There will be no Happy Mother's Day for you. You have to be a mother in order to receive the benefits of that day. We don't speak because you don't know how to treat your kids. Until you GROW UP, then it will continue to be this way. I hate to say it, but Granny has ALWAYS been a better mother to me than you have and that's a shame! I used to hope and pray that we would be close like my friends and their moms, but you do everything in your power to NOT make that happen. So, your wish is granted and when you get older into the nursing home you go. In the same room with your ex-husband. I told you yrs ago that when you make me :mad: :mad: that that's whats going to happen. Your actions only confirm that its going to ring true. Unless you change before you grow old, then this will be the plan.
To My 16yo sister: You are working my nerves heffa!! You and that attitude is going to lead to your azz whooping. Keep it up! To My 14yo brother: Call me!! Where are you?! To My Granpa: I hope you feel better soon! I love you! To My 19yo sister and 3yo nephew: I love you dearly! I will call you soon. Things have just been SO busy! Q |
to SS: will you please shut the F UP?!:mad: NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU ARE A JOKE!!!!
to me: you are so much better than she is. Dont let her get to you.. whew.. I just had to let that out, ya'll... |
To LW Your skills as a photographer are great but you suck as a teacher.
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Public Service Announcement
To the Men who ride the subways....
Its springtime and for once the sun is actually shining. There are few hygenic issues that you can no longer mask. In THIS country - its is neccesary for you to wear deoderant. There is no EXCUSE for your scent to assault me first thing in the morning. Grab a washcloth-use hot water and a bar of soap and thoroughly wash, rinse and repeat before leaving the bathroom in the morning. Then put on an undershirt and a CLEAN shirt - not one that you thought passed a sniff test- and proceed to enter the transit system as a polite member of society. For those didn't get the memo - there is no pass for funking up the air in the afternoon. Please keep some baby wipes & an extra stick of deoderant in your drawer at work and repeat at lunchtime and/or before leaving at the end of the day. And just because you've worn Right Guard since HS doesn't mean you have to keep wearing it - your body adapts it may be time to step up to Arrid Extra Dry! Thank you again for your cooperation. |
My dearest stink ta fied Brother sitting on that # 2 Brooklyn bound. I do believe she's talking to you. I was truly appauled. My son ran and sat next to you. My poor baby; he don't know no good. Lord thank you my baby girl sat on the other side. Bless her little nose. And thank goodness I was fortunate enough to find a seat way way across the way. That was after I found out about your PEE YOU. Shame to look so fine while hiding that stink behind ... dem clothes.
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to my students: well, you all were my guinea pigs. we had some good and bad times. eventually, you learned that there are certain things Ms. Discreet don't play: yelling in the halls, acting up during fire drills, acting up with substitutes and basically, not doing what i say. but then again, i guess walking the parking lot in the sun and running up and down the stairs would teach you a lesson. what was my motto? oh yeah, "if you're not tired of acting up, i'll make you tired for acting up." lol!! but, i'll miss you...for a couple of days because most of you will be in summer school. (p.s. - get those math scores and grades up).
to myself: good job on having only 2 out of 61 students fail the reading portion of the TAKS test. not bad for a new teacher! to drivers on the freeway: if i can fly by you doing the speed limit, you are driving entirely too slow! |
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to SOROR CRIMSONTIDE4: thank you! but i think i tore out more hair than i allowed to turn gray!!
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Girl Congrats on your first year teaching!!!! I am going on year 5 in the fall. Our school has always been recognized but with them raising the standards on TAKS I am not sure this year. I teach social studeis which is not tested in ninth grade but our scores dropped in both reading and math. Its hard to change learning patterns at that age...I told them tanks for making sure Mrs. Wonderful1908 DOES NOT get a Christmas bonus in the fall! :rolleyes: |
To the St. Louis Zoo: Will you please move your Desert Fog Machine (which sprays mist) out of the main walkways where people must pass through. My hair was nice and soft, but now it's POOF. :mad:
To Old People: There's no fool worse than an OLD fool. And thank you guys for warning me by telling me this. :D |
To the NON DRIVING ARSE PEOPLE ON I-40 E in Raleigh : If ya'll don't get out of my way in the mornings there is going to be *$&% to pay. If you're going 55 MPH in the fast lane and you see me in your rear view mirror cussing you out, don't get mad...... JUST GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!!! Pulling out in front of me trying to pass someone who is going just as slow as you is also a problem; if you can't speed it up and move it along, stay in the slow lane until I pass you!!!! What is the DEAL people??
To my manager : Why the hayle has a contract employee been given the opportunity to work on not one but two projects at the company? You have permanent people here that haven't been given the chance to work on any projects, we tell you, you give us a BS answer. Then you wonder why some people sit at their computers all day and surf the net? WE DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO - HELLO. So don't get mad if you see something on my computer screen that is non work related. Give me something productive to do, respond to the emails that I've sent asking for extra work, do something. |
Hector : you've finally wised up and filed for divorce. Now all you have to do is stop spending the night with her...cut the strings loose!!!!
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Hijack: I was wondering what happened to Hector. To T. and Ma.: All right. Time to fish or cut bait -- the off again, on-again isht is tiresome. :rolleyes: Now I am not down with my folks paying attn. to your kid, Ma., but on the other hand, this back-and-forth is tacky and hurting her. Children get attached to people, and it's not fair to your daughter because you two are off and on again. To me: Stop feeling like a victim. Make up your mind about starting the process of going back to school. |
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LOL come on back btb!!! :) You'll get used to the traffic. |
Sorry it's so long, I had a looonnnggg day!
To Myself: I am so mad at you for burning out that chunk of hair messing around with that flat iron! Now you gotta look at the damage everytime you look in the mirror! It's probably gonna take a decade to catch up with the rest of your hair! If you were paying more attention to how long it was in the stove, this never would have happened.
Speaking of paying attention... To the man who almost ran over me with his truck on my way to work: That Red traffic light means STOP! Not GO! You should have learned that in pre-school. Because of you, I was a nervous wreck for most of the day. Stop driving like you bought an illegal license and pay attention. Just so you know, you startled a lot of people, including the lady across the street who dropped her coffee on her work uniform. I wish you could have heard the words that were coming out of her mouth! To that cashier: Why don't you take a laxative? It might help you get that stick out of your...nevermind. Nobody told you to ring up the customer before I brought back the price confirmation! Don't give me attitude just because you can't do your job! Remember, you're just a cashier, not my boss. You should really watch your tone. You never know who you're talking to... To my co-workers who always seem to "lose track of time" and "get backed up with work just in time for them to clock out" : I luv yall, but ya'll need to get your stuff together! Take your break when it's scheduled. Stop waiting until two or three hours later when I'm suppose to take my lunch break. You know when your lunch time is, it's on the schedule! Manage your time and stop ignoring your responsibilities! Karma is a...well, nevermind. To the THIEF: I know you didn't expect to make it outta my store with all that merchandise, especially while I'm on duty! Honey, you had the wrong one. Remember that sign in the fitting room? It wasn't lying, we will be prosecuting! ;) To the customer who decided to top my day off with B/S: I don't understand you! How can you seriously say your wife use to be a good wife? Was that before she was dependent on you and her wheelchair to get around? I can't believe you would leave her stuck in a corner facing the wall, while you went shopping on a different floor. You know she can't wheel herself out. Luckily I was walking by and heard her. Do you feel threatened when people give her a little attention? If not, why do you have to upstage her by trying to entertain my coworkers and I by telling us that you write jokes for Jay Leno? I was just trying to help her find a skirt. To say that you don't care what I was trying to do was rude and immature. Helping customers is a part of my job description, not standing there listening to your tired jokes. When you took your wedding vows, I'm pretty certain that they mentioned something about "in sickness and in health." You're a sorry excuse for a man and I feel sorry for selfish people like you. I just hope I don't accidently marry a so-called man like you. To my good customers who make my day: Thank you! You are the reason I enjoy my job. My making your day by finding something you were looking for or like, makes my day. I appreciate your compliments. Especially my customer who demanded to see my manager today to compliment her about my work. Thank you again! :D |
Regionals...here I come!
To my SC, NC, VA and Bermuda sorors: See ya'll at the beach!:D
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To home dude at Barnes and Noble: You are FOUL. Following me around the music section like you did. I know you were just doing your job, but you didn't even let me pick up anything without breathing down my neck. When I moved, you moved. Then when I told you how uncomfortable you were making me feel, you copped an ATTITUDE:eek: That was so not cool.
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To Rasheed Wallace: Look homie, you surely have enough loot to buy a BIC and some Wal Mart brand shaving cream. Handle that after tonight's game. You look unclean. Severely unclean.
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she said skunk patch!!!! :)
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To my co-worker: Dude I know that you'r efroma foreign country, but you've been in the states for a while now and I'm going to need for you to learn what deodorant is. And if you don't know whatit is or how to you use DO NOT wear the same clothes more thne once a week. There is no reason that I can smell you when I walk by the doorway to your office. There is no reason that the back half of the lab should smell like old collard greens because of you. And plase for the love of all that is sacred DO NOT stand in ftont of tht fan with your arm up. :mad:
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to b.l. i can't and won't apologize for stuff that i don't think i'm in the wrong for. i also won't apologize in an effort to take allll the blame for stuff because you feel like it's always your fault. did you ever stop and consider that it is? did you ever stop to consider, while you were going off about how i never apologize and never own up to anything, that you do the same?
and if your method for dealing with things is to walk away, or hang up, or end the conversation, you're not telling me that i've offended or bothered you. and guess what? i can do a whole lot of things and can do them well, but i can't read minds. and yours is so messed up anyway that i wouldn't even try. and i'm at a loss that you would consider ending everything the FIRST time you've EVER addressed this with me! but i'll tell you what: i've NEVER begged a man for anything and i'm not about to start now! |
I am so sorry for making such a big mess. The longer I let it go on the worse it will get. Somehow I have to fix this. I didn't mean to hurt anyone, but by me not doing anything, I will wind up hurting someone even more. I should have never let this happen in the first place. I am so sorry.:(
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To Intense1920's co-worker: PLEASE follow hwe advice. 1st degree assault on the nostrils is not right. :( |
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To the Ventura Alumni chapter of Kappa Alpha Psi:
Classy. I'll be back next year. There's nothing more to say.:) |
To my neo sorors:
Could ya'll please help a soror out and wear at least some kind of para when you are out in public events such as a frat party? I do know some of the ones that just came out at C of C and almost all from CSU, but for those who don't go to those two schools, I wouldn't know ya'll from a GDI. Ya'll can buy one of those necklaces with the big letters on them (can't remember the name right now), a pin or even a t-shirt will do. Until I recognize faces, this will have to do for right now. Your cooperation will be greatly appreciated. Sisterly, JB13 PS to perps: I will know if you are one, and so will my sorors. Don't try it! |
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