Re: maybe this will be therapeutic
 

I have to agree with that one... except I don't have a dog, so I'm referring to my boyfriend's dog. Every time I'm at his house I take the dog out every once in a while... and she does the mindless frolicking till I finally give up and just take her back inside.

To my roommate: Love ya girl, but PLEASE at least get your stuff out of the middle of the floor! I don't enjoy tripping over it when I go to answer the phone! And no wonder you're going to be in school forever, you've already skipped your 10 am class 3 times this semester and it's only the 4th week! AND you refuse to take a class that begins before 10. What, 9:30 is too EARLY for you? I have 8 am classes! And what do you think it's gonna be like in the real world???

To my customers at the cell phone place I work at who say they'll "come back tomorrow" : I won't BE here tomorrow! Can't you just sign up today? We get commission for every sale we make and I am a poor college student who hasn't made any sales this month because everyone says they'll come back! I didn't just spend 20 minutes promoting this service to you so that someone else could take credit for it!!!

To my western civ professor: Dude, you do not need to talk about the same thing for half an hour. I got the point.

To the weather: Oh no, that is NOT fair. You can't just come here being all hot one week and then make us freeze our butts off the next week.

To my biochem professor: Ok, so I know English isn't your first language, but most of us are having a hard time understanding you, so can you adjust your grading scale or something? Because really, biochem isn't easy to begin with and it's especially hard when you don't know what the professor just said.

To some, not all, of my sisters: Can't you at least TRY to look nice for recruitment? We are competing with a couple of sororities full of Miss America wannabes, can you at least do something with your hair and maybe put on a little bit of makeup?

To my stomach: I don't have time to eat breakfast, DEAL WITH IT! One would think you'd be used to that by now, but NO... every day you have to growl at me, making me miserable, and letting everyone else know I'm hungry!

To my "visitor": Ok, you need to be ON TIME. Do you even know how much stress you put me through? I mean really, I never thought I'd be so glad to see you.

To my college: Do you even care that everyone thinks the big upcoming project to turn the campus' main road into a brick walkway is a STUPID idea? Yes, I know that's what the money was donated for, but what about, I don't know, rebuilding the 3 buildings that burned down? And there already isn't enough parking, how does taking away an entire street help? And you THINK you don't need more dorms for students, but then explain to me why we have people living in hotels?

Ok, I think I'm done... for now :)

To LSU Parking: Thanks a lot, geniuses. Blocking off 500 spaces is one thing. Blocking off those spaces in order to build a new apartment complex is quite another. Not only are they subtracting from existing parking, they're going to add more people on campus. I drove around for 30 min last night before finally giving up and finding a space in the "rape lot." This apartment costs nearly $2000 a semester, I should be guaranteed a parking space and not be forced to park where armed robberies occur.

To the Rodeo people: Go the F***k home to your farm. Every year you invade the damn campus, make it smell like manure for over a week, and take up more frigging parking. Its bad enough there's not enough parking for commuters, but when the dumb farmboys come to town it causes everyone to be cramped. The commuters eventually start parking in the resident zone and then I have no place to park.

I know this topic is about things we'd like to say, but don't yet there are a lot of things on here that really need to be said. Whomever's roommate is letting her friends get it on in her bed(meaning the poster of the topic) you need to tell her off. That is not cool at all.

I may be a little late jumping on the bandwagon, but here it goes.

To my so-called "best friend"- I flew 6000 miles roundtrip from LA to DC just so you wouldn't be lonely while you were interning there. I've picked you up at the bar numerous times when you were just too drunk to drive. How many times have I dropped everything at 2 am to come and help you write a paper, because you called me crying on the phone.

Through all that, I still forgave you when you got together with my ex-boyfriend less than a week after we had broken up.

Yet, you still don't call me all of winter break, right after I had knee surgery and couldn't drive or walk. I leave a total of 8 messages for you, and you don't have the common courtesy to return one of them after all of the shit that I have done for you? Well, screw you. And I hope that Jeremy cheats on you the way he did to me.

To my father- What is more important to you? Money or your daughter. It's time to make a decision.

I'll just remember that next time that i get pushed down a flight of stairs while I'm on crutches with a cast that goes from the top of my hip to my ankle, that I don't call collect. Because heaven forbid that I should call my parents when I am scared.

And Dad, I'll make sure that I go find a job right now. I'm sure that everybody would love to hire somebody who is on crutches and can't drive herself to work.

Along those same lines, I'm going to walk allover the greater Los Angeles/Orange County area on my crutches to find a physical therapy center that suits your specifications.

And make sure that you take all of your work frustrations out on Mom, because she doesn't get up at 5 am to make sure that when you get breakfast is on the table and that you have a healthy lunch to take to work. And I know that she doesn't have your work clothes clean and pressed for you when you go to work.And she surely doesn't make your fat ass dinner every night, while you watch reruns of MASH.

Re: Vent codicil
 

33(lorana bobbet) girl

ouch... remind me not to date your sister..

Ok, maybe it wasn't such a great thing to post all the stuff I want to say but never will because it happened without me saying a word.

Mom: what happened? Why are we getting along so well suddenly? I like it, but it's really weirding me out..

H-So he's agreed to move with you, but what about the whole pyramid scheme? are you going to tell him he's throwing his money away when he quits his job like you told me you want to?

J- yeah me. Now I have all this wonderful college freedom.. what am I supposed to do now? What changed over night and why is this ok with you now? You talk to M. one night and suddenly realize that you think you are holding me back? I've been trying to say something for a month, and I can't do it.

Mike- Thank you for being my litle sane voice. I need so much to have the balance in my life.

Dad- again. Thank you.

Myself- What the hell were you thinking? Double majoring?? and a minor? How many things can you pile on your plate before you burn yourself out... you think you can handle everything yourself? well, maybe you should slow down and just get a better pace.. so what if you finish early, you won't be able to do anything beause it'll all be taken out of you.

I can't remember if I posted or not. :confused: But why not. :D

Wally- You better give me back my CDs!!!!! Theif!!! And either pick your stuff up or don't bitch at me. I have like, three things on my chair, and like 4 books under the chair. You have piles of things right by the bed. In the way to the window seal we use as a shelf. GRRR

W (not the same as above)- If you don't respect fine. I might be able to earn your respect back. It's not like you haven't said anything to make me think less of you. If you don't like me thats another case, because I'm not going to do anything to make you like me.

J-Make up your mind. Either you love me or don't. You said we would always be together. Did that just mean until you decided to move England?

L-I hope you're not dead. I'm not worth it.

L's dad- You two faced son of a bitch. If I ever find out where you live, I'm gonna take a bag of dog shit, light it on fire on your porch, ring the doorbell and run away. Hahaha. And then when you step on it, I'll trhow a brick at your head.

(a different) J-What's the deal? You hug me tight one day and ignore me the next. You stupid ho.

To lots of people-I'm not fat! It's untoned muscle. ;)

To my cell phone: Where ARE you??? :(

Oh yeah!!!!

Where are my keys?

i just love this thread - it just gives me a place to vent.

to the new boss: thank you for asking for my opinions. for 2 years i have been giving them away for free and its nice to have them valued for once. thank you for also knowing about s - she is really bringing our "team" down.

to w: i miss talking to you. im still a little jealous that you kissed that girl - but i realize now i never had you to begin with - to even warrant being jealous.

to m.s: i dont know how to tell you how i feel about you. i want to - but i need a sign!

to my ex: i still think about you every day. just knowing you are happy with someone else, makes me want to cry. i still have high hopes that you will get her pregnant, both of you drop out of college to work at krystals and live in a trailer park. getting an itchy std from her would also be cool.

to my irs refund check: come to momma!

time to vent again...
 

To K: How stupid are you to think that bragging about your upcoming vacation wouldn't make me bring up the fact that I'm STILL waiting for money that you owe me?

And how DARE you act offended because I asked you to send me a check?!?!?! Sorry but if you've got the money to go to Vegas, then you've got the money to send me a check for the debt you've owed since summer of last year! So stop trying to think of excuses as to why you can't pay me the money you rightfully owe me, and break out the checkbook, you deadbeat cheapskate. :mad:

To J- Okay it really sucks that you are leaving for Florida because I may never know if I could fall in love with you or not. I may never know if you are the man I was meant to spend the rest of my life with and now, I will have to always wonder.

To S- I am sorry I hurt you the way you hurt me. I wish you would just realize we are better as friends and you are my best friend, so please don't hate me and go away forever, I need you in my life. I know that is selfish but still, you mean a lot to me.

back again
 

to jgc...i need for you to be more loving and supportive to the ppl you say you love...esp. if they are directly blood related to me. thanks.
to tbc...i need for you to stand up for yourself when someone is being unjustly mean to you. thanks.
to mom and pops...thanks for getting along so well together...y'all made me a lil' nervous back in the day...but i'd just like to say "i told you so"...that if you just work through things, it all turns out right. still together after all these years (see? some things i will notice and remember) :)
to sef...i love the fact you are my roomie. you make me smile and laugh a whole hell of a lot. i'm sorry that your boy is moving to FL...but you know how many boys i have in FL, girl, and it's aaaaalllll gravy. :cool: and no matter what, i am here to kick a certain someone in the head if you need me to.

nothing testy to report this time...it's been over a month now since i contacted the air force man whore, so be excited!!!! Lord knows i am!

monica

more venting
 

to my ex: after two years, i cant believe we are talking now. you seemed to be doing good and we had a great converation for 7 hours. but i had to tell you that i was in a relationship. and i dont know how that will affect anything... but i dont know why i care because i'm in love with someone... see i'm just so dang confused.

to my dog: damn if i was meant to have a four-legged baby, i would have had one. if its not one thing, its another thing. first you had dental surgery, now you have some awful rash and you're suffering nausea. i mean what the hell??? if i have to take you to the vet one more time. i will scream. i havent been to the doctor this many times. and my bank account is dying.

to my brother: when i ask you to help me put ointment on the dog's booty rash, dont be a punk. just frickin do it. or i'm lacing your pancakes with ex-lax.

to my bf: lemme buy you some dang sneakers and stop being so silly.

to my stomach and head: i'm at work. if you want to hurt and give me problems, do it when i'm home.

ok.

AHHHH!!!
 

L: Yea you think you USED to have problems? How do all those lawyer bills, court costs, bail costs, and paying for my nose job feel? Maybe next time you should think twice before you hit a "rich fucking bitch" in the face and break her nose, things are gonna get worse than they were before, obviously!
Brandon: Yes, you are the only guy I've ever been in love with. What we had was wonderful. However, you have CHANGED, you're not the same guy anymore, and we're NOT together and I am NOT your best friend. That means I do NOT want to hear about you and your skanky new girlfriends love/sex life, how dumb are you?!?!?!?!
To my momma: I love you so so so much. Honestly. But it REALLY makes me feel like crap when you try to make me feel guilty for stuff I had no control over, or feel pathetic b/c "no guys like me". Yes I know I've been at school for a year now, but that doesn't mean men are automatically going to fall in love with me. And I am not a whore like my brother, THAT'S why I do not have a new love every week, I'm sorry! Also, as MUCH as I "loved" high school and all of it's gossip, I'm done with it now. That means I don't CARE about who's dating who and who gained SO much weight at college and who made out with who at Jesse's latest "party". And as exciting as it is when my brother actually WAKES up and oh my goodness, BRUSHES HIS TEETH or something, I'd like at least SOME kind of appreciation when I make the Dean's list. And no, telling me you threw the letter in to my mail pile doesn't count..... And I promise you, I really didn't "make" my car break down just so you'd have to pay for it!!!!
To a few sorority sisters: I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I have to tell you something. DOING DRUGS WITH FRATERNITY BOYS DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL!!!!!! So stop bragging about it like it's something wonderful!!! :rolleyes:
Bobby: No, you making out with a girl on the same couch I am sleeping on doesn't make me jealous. Especially since she introduced herself as "Chastity....you know, like the belt?" My goodnesss.....:rolleyes:
J: I can't understand why you always put up with my BS. You are too good to me. I'm so sorry for everything that's happened these last (almost!!) 6 years. You are such a wonderful, exceptional guy. I can't wait to get back to Nebraska to see you and be with you!!!!

Ok, I am done now....whew, I feel a "little" bit better......though I do have much more to rant about, I'll save it though, just so you guys don't think I'm "completely" psycho....hehehe :D

To one of my summer B roomates: You are so weird! If I never had to hear the "Mortal Combat" song again or "Kung Fu Fighting" or "The Conga" or hear you introduce yourself to someone and say, "I'm majoring in aerospace engineering. Tee hee, I'm gonna be a rocket scientist!" it would be too soon. Kallie and I were so happy to move outta there. That day you were mad at us and Kari and we hid in Kallie's room, we were seriously scared for our lives. You are neither a fighting machine nor God's gift to men. And please brush your teeth and shave your legs, for the love of God.

To my former best guy friend: I am not a mind reader. Just because you called me every day to see how my day was does not mean I will figure out you like me. You had no right to go off on me for hooking up with Chris. And you definitely had no right to secretly hook up with my best friend for a semester, mess with her mind, and then expect to get with me.

To my next-door neighbors in Miami: I dislike your entire family. Even your dog, who barks at everything that moves. Isn't it time to move yet??

To my next-door apartment neighbors this past year: It would've been nice if we could've all been friends again, but no one would swallow their pride. Ah, life goes on.

OK, I think I'm done. For now. :D

Some of these are awesome, I am pretty sure I posted on this thread a while back, but things have changed!!:

To my parents: Okay, I am 22 and I like to go out and party sometimes. This is called normal! I won't come in some nights, that does not mean I am out sleeping with someone it means I got too drunk to drive and decided to stay at a friends. PLease take care of yourselves, I want my kids to have grandparents even though I didn't!

To the guy who knows who he is: Why do you insist on hurting me? If i hurt you it wasn't because I meant to, but you do on purpose, A LOT! I love you but realize youand I can not be happy together. We have so much we want from the other that we will never find.

To my best friend: I love you. I wish you looked in the mirror and saw how beautiful you were. Everytime I hear the song "wind beneath my wings" I think of you. You always let me shine even if it meant you didn't get to.

hmmm...I have since decided that this post is more related to the very FIRST post from over a year ago, than to the ones here now...oh well, don't think I'm an idiot, I just didn't read them all!!


yeah i have always wanted to share this little story but the only people I cannot tell are my current boyfriend, and hes the one I tell everything to!!

anyway, i was hooking up with this guy for a while (before the current relationship!).

it was obvious he was playing me, and he sent me an 'im saying that he didnt like hooking up anymore, he didn't want to have 'casual sex' anymore (it wasn't casual to me...)

so i said, "Fine."
"The sex sucked anyway"


he laughed, said, "THanks, you were great.."

I think he thought I was joking, but I wasn't!!!! :mad:

Oh well, I'm over him. :)

Here are my rants:

To my ex: We broke up a year ago. Please get on with your life and leave me alone. So, I am 21 and want to go to the bar, I want to experience that without you!

My hs classmates: I always knew that I would do better than you. All of you still working low paying jobs.

alrighty here we go.......

KH- Stop complaining already! just because you accualy have to work at you job and can't sit on you lazy ass and get paid like some people isn't my fault, so don't make me listen to it! And guess what?? I don't want to hear about our other friend and how she annoys you with everything she does! admit you're jealous of the fact that shes a stick and can get any guy she wants and get over it already!

BS-Realize already that you are not perfect, don't not have the perfect life and that you can be the biggest bitch. oh, STOP USING PEOPLE!!

JL- ok so recent conversations with others have made me realize that you were better to me then i thougth at the time and i shouldn't have been such a b*&@#, but you didn't have to cut it off like that. But I am sorry for being unresponsive though, i really am. oh yea, thank you for the immature comment, it changed my life more then youll ever know :D

MH-GET OVER HIM!!! HE"S AN A$$H*LE!!!


Thats it for now and boy do i feel better :)