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jitterbug13 02-28-2006 12:40 AM

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Originally posted by marquise1911
So you can feel my pain...LOL!!!
Yes I can! LOL!:D

Mizunderstood04 02-28-2006 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by jojapeach
That was funny for real.

I understand when the kids see my Greek letters and immediately insist, "DO A STEP!" It's not as tolerable when a middle-aged woman doesn't recognize that Greeks do more than step. :rolleyes: My aunt (by marriage) met three sorors as we were returning from an out-of-state Regional Conference. I introduce the sorors, and she immediately replies, "So y'all are in the sorority together? DO A STEP!" :mad: It's common, but it's still irritating.



I know I'm a neo and I'm young and everything (20 to be exact). But I also get irritated when I'm in the middle of Mr. Hero's or the mall and random people will be like "What is that mean (pointing at my letters)". I don't mind tellin people I'm in a sorority but when they start say "Bust out a step, show me something (all while throwin up their hands and imitating a step", I get kinda irritated. I simply say "I'm not a trained monkey" and keep it moving.


Zeta Phi Beta Sorority Inc.
Soooooooo Sweeeeeeeet

KAPPAtivating 03-06-2006 02:06 PM

The first one I have is when my aunt, who is a member of Delta Sigma Theta, was in her office drinking out of a Delta mug. One of her employees came in and said, "why would you buy a cup that has a mistake on it"? As my aunt and I looked at each other in confusion, she said, "the cup says OOOPS on it and they left off the "s"! Needless to say, for whatever reason, she doesn't work there anymore!:(

KAPPAtivating 03-06-2006 02:08 PM

This one pisses me off more than anything. When a non-greek will be looking at my letters and say, 'your an alpha right?', or someone will say, don't the Kappas go with the Deltas?

Dionysus 03-06-2006 03:26 PM

One of my friends: "Sooo how's that organization, Omega Psi Phi going?" :eek:

I'm in Alpha Phi Omega. :eek:

marquise1911 03-07-2006 01:04 PM

How about this one... A young lady said to me, "Kappas are too pretty to be smart. I mean...your call is 'Yo Yo' and your sign is 'OK'. That is so not original, any idiot could come up with dat."

I'm sorry everyone, but I had to be mean:mad: . I kindly replied. "Ok...If your right eye would stop arguing with your left eye (she was terribly cross-eyed) you would be able to see that our sign is the diamond, not OK. And as far as Kappas not being smart, you were a sophomore when I was a freshman and now I'm a senior and you're a junior. I wonder what that makes you?"

OhioCentaur 03-07-2006 01:14 PM

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Originally posted by marquise1911
How about this one... A young lady said to me, "Kappas are too pretty to be smart. I mean...your call is 'Yo Yo' and your sign is 'OK'. That is so not original, any idiot could come up with dat."

I'm sorry everyone, but I had to be mean:mad: . I kindly replied. "Ok...If your right eye would stop arguing with your left eye (she was terribly cross-eyed) you would be able to see that our sign is the diamond, not OK. And as far as Kappas not being smart, you were a sophomore when I was a freshman and now I'm a senior and you're a junior. I wonder what that makes you?"

I bet she went home and cried after that one lmao

KAPPAtivating 03-07-2006 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by marquise1911
How about this one... A young lady said to me, "Kappas are too pretty to be smart. I mean...your call is 'Yo Yo' and your sign is 'OK'. That is so not original, any idiot could come up with dat."

I'm sorry everyone, but I had to be mean:mad: . I kindly replied. "Ok...If your right eye would stop arguing with your left eye (she was terribly cross-eyed) you would be able to see that our sign is the diamond, not OK. And as far as Kappas not being smart, you were a sophomore when I was a freshman and now I'm a senior and you're a junior. I wonder what that makes you?"


Ooohhh...:( how sad for her. Sometimes people force you to be like that! All I got to say is PHI NU PI!

marquise1911 03-07-2006 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by KAPPAtivating
Ooohhh...:( how sad for her. Sometimes people force you to be like that! All I got to say is PHI NU PI!
One time for KAPPAtivating!!! Welcome to GC bruh. Much love.

KAPPAtivating 03-07-2006 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by marquise1911
One time for KAPPAtivating!!! Welcome to GC bruh. Much love.
Thanx bruh! Kappa Land is as beautiful and plentiful as I expected. Kudos!

FeeFee 03-07-2006 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by marquise1911
How about this one... A young lady said to me, "Kappas are too pretty to be smart. I mean...your call is 'Yo Yo' and your sign is 'OK'. That is so not original, any idiot could come up with dat."

I'm sorry everyone, but I had to be mean:mad: . I kindly replied. "Ok...If your right eye would stop arguing with your left eye (she was terribly cross-eyed) you would be able to see that our sign is the diamond, not OK. And as far as Kappas not being smart, you were a sophomore when I was a freshman and now I'm a senior and you're a junior. I wonder what that makes you?"

Aw dayum - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Poor girl.

marquise1911 03-10-2006 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by FeeFee
Aw dayum - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Poor girl.

She'll live. I just had to do it.

marquise1911 03-15-2006 01:25 PM

Wow!!! I'm laughing right now!!! I really am. A co-worker of mine just walked up to me and asked loudly, "Why y'all haze dat boy at FAMU?" I was like...:confused: But I replied, "Ok I don't attend FAMU, I attend FMU, there's no 'A' in our name sir." He in turn said, "But you're a Kappa right? And y'all hazed dat boy." I gritted my teeth and asked. "Are you greek, sir?" and he said, "Yeah I'm an A-Phi-Q." I began to give him the "Kappa Alpha Psi is a non hazing organization...blah, blah, blah." speech. He looked confused and asked me. "Well why did they beat dat boy?"

My reply was simple, "They beat him because he let them. They almost beat him to death because they are stupid. They're going to jail because that's where they belong and he is in a hospital as a result of the decisions he made. Any other questions?"

KAPPAtivating 03-15-2006 01:51 PM

Now that is Grade-A ignit! I was at a church event the other night where the Alphas stepped as an "opening act". By the time I had gotten there, I had missed it, but as soon as I walked through the doors, somebody ran up and said, "you just missed your frat brothers stepping!" When they pointed out the Alphas(who had on nelia), I held up my Kappa dog tag and said, "do these letters match?

marquise1911 03-15-2006 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by KAPPAtivating
Now that is Grade-A ignit! I was at a church event the other night where the Alphas stepped as an "opening act". By the time I had gotten there, I had missed it, but as soon as I walked through the doors, somebody ran up and said, "you just missed your frat brothers stepping!" When they pointed out the Alphas(who had on nelia), I held up my Kappa dog tag and said, "do these letters match?
Wait...:eek:Ok. No I still have not recovered from that one.


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