Maybe it's Bob's 2005 Resurrection Jam or something.

Allah is just another name for God, and I know Him very, very well. We'll just see how my pops feels about you, and don't worry about hurting my feelings. It won't happen.

Trust me, nothing beats a good BBQ.

Because your boss has a very small... well, you know.

You mean like a surprise party? Bob is the last guy who would... hmmmm... Lil' Hannah, you just might be on to something. I like you.

Jesus,
Why is it 60+ degrees one day and then like 30ish the next? What's going on with South Carolina's weather lately? And will it stay warm now that it's Spring?
Thanks!

Is the former Dalai Lama going to be barbecuing some tofu?

Jesus, I will be in Las Vegas for Easter, will I win big? or will I be smotten for being in Sin City?

Jesus what do you feel about people that do not believe you are not the messiah? Will they go to hell? If they don't why should people believe in you then?

I hope I could at least get a comfy chair in hell. Mr. Jesus, could you hook me up with a nice faux leather reclinalounger with some big cupholders?

Jesus, why does my 51 year old boss like to date 30 year old men?

Thank you for answering my earlier question btw. :D

Well good to know that you know Allah as should we all. And I'm not worried about hurting your feelings. To me, you're just another person with a blasphemous screenname. Nice talking to ya though.

Imperial1

Jesus,

Why am I so sad? Will you please send some sunshine this way to cheer me up? Thanks!

P.S.
If the meek will inherit the earth, and all that other stuff, what will happen to the stupid people?

Lord, have you forsaken us??

So JC, I went to the Nationals game last night (please tell your dad I said thanks for the great weather by the way). It looks like they may shape up to have a pretty decent season. How does their season look to you? It's pretty hard to just up and adopt a new team, but it's a lot easier if they're winning, ya know?

I know you're busy & all but I have another 2 questions in addition to the one about my boss.

1. Will I get into the Masters Program I want?

2. Will we buy a house soon?

Thanks!

P.S. If you can squeeze in some time to get rid of my headache, I would greatly appreciate it. I don't like to take meds unless absolutely necessary so some good old fashioned healing would be awesome. :)