Oooh I almost forgot!
 

Smoothie Guy-a really super-duper hot guy who works at the smoothie place in one of the campus diners. He even looked cute in his dorky blue polo work shirt. My sisters & I were all drooling over him one day when we had a table set up to collect philanthropy donations. I had already seen him like a gazillion times & he had this just super hot smile that made my stomach do flip-flops. Turns out later I found out he's a SigEp, and he has a girlfriend. :(

Professor Porky Pig- No, it doesn't have anything to do with his size. He's a nice professor, but nobody can understand him half the time cuz he studders. "Now we're we're goo--goonna tttttalk about Me-me-meesssa-potamia Mesapotmi--a." Poor guy. :( But ya just can't pay attention to a lecture that you can't understand. It's almost like a foreign language.

Dazed & Hazed Rushee- a girl who went through rush this fall. She seemed perfectly normal at first, but then she busted out with, "Is your initiation satanic? Are you devil worshippers? Do you make people eat eyeballs? Do you circle people's fat? etc etc etc" (just about any bad stereotype sororities can have, she asked about) Oddly enough, she ended up in XYZ which, on our campus, is rumored to be secretely hazing their girls.

Rhonda Rushee- the girl with big hair, way too much makeup, a plethora of tacky jewelery, strong perfume, and outrageously distasteful attire. You've ALL had a girl like her come through rush.

I don't have many off the top of my head (granted there ARE multiple.. my best friend - and sister - jenn and i are terrible about calling pple that we see alot by random/mean/hilarious nick names.. but that aside...

Man, I can't event tell y'all this name cause it's so bad, it's similar to one i was reading on a [much] earlier post here... but she's in a sorority and she got kicked out of at least 2 fraternities on campus for sleeping with too many guys in each. Like she'd walk onto the hall and they'd be like.. we dont want you here, get the hell out of here.. you slut. It's terrible. I think she's outgrown that stage, I know her just through hanging out with a different fraterntiy with whom she hasn't banned herself yet... anyway, she's :
Kappa Kate

-- funny thing, they both start with the same letter, so it just flows. She introduces her self as that name.. like on the phone--> hey it's kate suchandsuch (her last name) and people are like who? and she goes... it's Kappa kate .. and they're like.. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH hi.

Everyone has heard of her, but not everyone knows who she looks like. I feel terrible, my friend jenn and i were tailgating and kate walks up and we chatted, then she left, so jenn goes, who's that? i go, kate... she goes,, hmm i dunno her. And I go... uh.. kappa kate, and she's like OOOOOOOOH :eek: that's her?!

Its funny. but terrible too

Nope, they weren't the ones, but hey, they could need it :) I'm about to girly those two up and get them in w/a fraternity to get some boys for them, lol

That is terrible!

One of my freshman year roommates used to refer to *everyone* by their dorm and GLO. You weren't just "Susie", you were "Susie-she-lives-in-New-House-she's-an-AXO" or whatever. If you were an independent you were "Susie-she-lives-in-New-House-she's-not-in-a-sorority."

oh i know exactly what ur talking about... we do that to everyone... however it's funny I get possesive like, last year, before i started dating my ex-boyfriend matt... i'd be talking to my old roommate amanda about matt (and we know like 6).. so there was "my-matt" = the now x, "your-matt"= a kid that she went to high school with... other than those 2, we'd be like.. oh matt-sigma pi - matt, or matt-he lived on chad's floor freshman year-matt.

Anyway after matt and i brok up, (we're still great friends) he called and Jenn was like.. oh matt called, and i'm like.. matt...matt.. oh my-matt? (i still call him that even though he's not mine) and she was for some reason pissed at me, so she goes, "no stevie, he's not your matt anymore" (with so much attitude it was ridiculous). Well of course I was a lil taken aback, not to mention that i was still sore that we were broken up...
ANYWAY... yes aephi alum & BrownEyedGirl .. i know what ur talking about!
:D

Pogo Stick -- this guy's not a student. He's a crazy guy that roams around town. The first time I saw him he was jamming out to something on his walkman and literally bouncing accross a busy intersection. So I call him pogo stick. He's always walking around town just dancing the entire time.

Katie the Phi : There were a few Katie's that year, so this is how the girl identified herself.....after her miraculous change-over from mall hippie to preppiedom. She just annoyed me. :rolleyes:

We used to have "the Running Guy"... and that's what he was called. He wore a life vest and ran everywhere he went and he was paranoid about germs and would not touch anything unsanitary (which was just about everything). I was told he ran everywhere so that he would be exposed to fewer germs... it was confusing. I think he graduated last year... but people aren't too sure what really happened to him; nobody really ever had any "contact" with him... lol

We also have a few of those people who never wear shoes even when it's snowing and frozen outside. Never did make sense to me :confused:

In my hometown there is a homeless/insane guy named Cecil and everybody knows of him because he aimlessly hobbles/wanders around town all day and can be spotted in a Walmart parking lot on one side of town, then a day or two later he's in the mall parking lot on the other side of town. He has those portable radio headphones and wears a white tshirt that has "Cecil" written on it multiple times in black magic marker.

Oooh yeah... that reminds me of a dog that used to wander around our schoolgrounds, too.... it was a Chow that only had three legs and everybody called him "Tripod" haha.. ah, the memories :D

We didn't have such fun ones...

ZBT Bob - he pledged the semester before most of the guys in his dorm, and he was never without his ZBT Hat. There were no other Bob's, but it was "ZBT Bob" anyway

Flip & Lip - 2 girls from another house who were pretty inseperable. One had ENORMOUS lips (not in the sexy way, either). The other had this shoulder lenght hair that was always flipped up in the back.

We also had a crazy guy - "the guy on the bike" - he rode all over town on his bike with a milk crate attached to the front, and a bright orange flag on the back on one of those really long poles.

Well we had a few around campus.

The Jockey-- This girl looked like a horse but was small enough to ride one. She was seen leaving the house in the wee hours of the morning on occasion.

Kankles-- Someone that has no definition in their lower leg.

Razor-- This was a fraternity brother on mine who if you didn't know him you would be a little leary of him. But if you knew how he got his nickname you wouldn't. He chopped of his big toe while mowing the yard. We also game him an award for being the most likely to swim in circles.

Horse face-- Our mascot Murray State is a horse. While talking to this poor girl at a basketball game, she glanced down at the mascot and said, "can you believe that someone asked me if I was Dunker (our horse mascot)" She has no idea we call her horse face.

Me and some of my friends always see a few "regulars" as we call them on campus.

Smiley-This old man that I work with. His real name is Gary but they call him Smiley because he's got false teeth and they stick out, so he's always smiling. He's a real perv... he has pictures of the cheerleaders in his pocket, and shows them off to people. He always brags about how he is a member of the Playboy club, and when he went to the mansion, he saw the bunnies. He asked me and another girl if we would do the "bunny hop" for him, so he could see our "boobies bounce like the bunnies do". Also known as Dirty Old Man.

Kid That Thinks He's Smart-This kid in one of my classes who does that whole "I am the only one in the room with the professor" and thinks that he is all intellectual. Uses PDA a lot, nods head constantly.

BS TA-The TA that uses big words INCORRECTLY, and gets lost in what he/she says. Thinks that they are next Nobel Prize winner, if someone questions them, they flip out and get all flustered and defensive.

MPG-Multiple Piercing Girl, the girl who has everthing and her mom pierced, several times. Often seen on bus.

The Longboard Guy- This kid that doesn't wear shoes (even in this cold) and wears shorts that travels the campus via longboard. I wonder if he goes to class sans shoes...

Reefs Guy-Goes along with The Longboard Guy in that doesn't wear weather appropriate clothing. He's in one of my classes, and he's yet to wear socks and shoes, always is wearing fli[ flop sandals, and I've even heard him say "I'm wearing these until there are 3 feet of snow on the ground."

Whiney Horsey Faced B*tch-This girl that lives in the dorm that is horsey faced and wears weird leggings. She is ALWAYS in the lobby and on the phone to people complaining "I hate this, the grading is soooo unfair. My roomate turned the lights on, and I couldn't sleep. How much longer will this last? Will you bring my my Halloween costume for me, please? I need to sleep. College is hard, the professors don't care. Everyone hates me." Her voice is screachy and drawn out, this girl needs to get an Emmy for whining!

up for a classic thread

The "I saw that on the History Channel" guy...

He's been in one of your history classes. This gentleman constantly contradicts the teacher and the book with "facts" that he learned on the history channel.

His line that he opens and closes these statements is: "I saw this on the History Channel".

lol....

chicken wing...the lady at the DMV who failed everyone their first time taking the driver's test.....she only had one arm and this.....i dunno....wing lookin thing for another arm and a HUGE mustache....like, i know this was mean to call her that, but EVERYone did.....and she was a complete and total nasty person. yeah, good ol' chicken wing.....

At my school:

The Preacher Dude: We have a stage and a rock in the middle of the quad behind where all the sorority and fraternity "booths" are (we don't have houses so the booth plays as our greek row) which is known as freedom rock and anyone can go up there and say whatever they please. Well this dude goes off every semester its really funny because he is full of bs

the backpack on wheels club also known as: the over 30 club. We have a big percentage of non-traditional students here and almost every person over thirty has a back pack on wheels! its funny because a lot of our campus is done in brick so you can hear the club coming from a mile away


the groupies a big group of girls from a big handful of all the sororities on campus that LOVE one of the fraternities here. They are constantly with them, talking about them, hanging out with them, and they will go to the boys' booth and bench before their own. very funny

and you cant forget the
randoms (short for Random Hoes)
These are the slutty girls and are always at the fraternity mentioned above house. (they are the only ones on campus with an actual house) We will label anyone we don't know as random. They could be a new gf of one of the guys, or one of the glittery freshman looking to hit anything in letters. All of the girls from all the sororities will unite in naming the randoms and we will plan ways together on how to get the guys to indirectly "diss" the randoms by hanging out with us instead. (the boys don't like this because, we are just friends: i.e. nothing will happen, while the "randoms" are a guaranteed lay)

the Anti's these people are anti everything. they hate greeks, main dinning, sports, and anything political and everything else. So they have these debates and try to plan walk outs and play really weird music in the quad. No one pays any attention to them but when they come near us, we warn everyone the "anti's" are coming, run!!

*edited because I can't spell ;)