Nice pics!:D You need to visit SC!

PV06, he would nicely blend in with the ZE guys!;)

Awwwww sukie sukie don't hurt 'em now!!

I see what u mean!!!:D

LOL!!!

Oh yes ma'am, he would!

:D

Naw, you can't do that to him.

He looks good enough to at least break out the big red plastic cup and fill it up with some Pepsi. And he can gets two hamancheese sammiches with Miracle Whip. :D ;) :cool: :p

Cra-zay

:D :cool: :D :p

If I'm thinking what you're thinking, it's not like that. It's always good to see FINE Nupes.:D I was saying that you can blend in (and socialize) with some of the Kappas PV and I know.:D

Yes indeed!

;)


Yes, he definitely looks good enough for two sammiches AND some Pepsi...heck, I may even go as far as saying he can get him some Lays Potato Chips to go on the side!

BUT

I have to see where his mind is at before I start giving him all the good snacks...I can't just give him the sammiches with Kraft cheese and the name brand soda all willy-nilly!!

I have to play it cool and not let him think I'm sprung on him already! He has to work for the good sammiches.

LOL!!! I feel you on that. I got what you were saying from jump. Thanx!!!!:D :D :D

Can a bruh at least get some red Kool-Aid??? :(

And also a little fried bologna.:D

LOL!!

All these special requests?!?!?!

I just told lil_sunshine that she can't be handing out all the best goodies so freely before she gets to know you. You're trying to make me look weak in front of my girls!! I can't retract my statement by hooking you up with red Kool-Aid and fried bologna!

I will NOT be swayed by a good-looking brotha!




*pulls marquise to the side away from the boards*

I made you a sandwich with the best bologna I could find, fried to perfection just how you like it!

Your sandwich has the finest cheeses, and plenty of Miracle Whip and your red Kool-Aid has been perfectly sweetened.

I made pasta salad, potato salad, and if you don't like either one of those I can run in the kitchen and make your favorite side dish from scratch.

But whatever you do, PLEASE don't tell lil_sunshine and teena I hooked you up like this when I told them they needed to make a man like you work for the good food!

;)


*runs back to the boards*


AHEM, like I was saying ladies....no matter how sexy the guy is, DO NOT give him the sammiches with name brand cheese and don't let him drink in anything but a styrofoam cup (filled with TAP WATER) unless you know where his mind is at!!!

:)

You want some cheese eggs to go with your red Kool-Aid and fried bologna? And speaking of the bologna, would you prefer store brand or good ole Oscar Meyer? :D ;)

*breaks out into song*


Let me cater to you
Marquise, this is your day
Do anything for my man
Do you want fried bologna?

I've got your Kool-Aid
Some salad
Potato chips
And so much more

Anything you want, I wanna cater to you

;)

And teena thought I was caray-zay! :p

:D

/hijack/

Monday’s child is fair of face,
Tuesday’s child is full of grace,
Wednesday’s child is full of woe,
Thursday’s child has far to go,
Friday’s child is loving and giving,
Saturday’s child works hard for his living,
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay.

Which child are you?

I think I'm Friday's child.

Carry on.

/end hijack/

LOL, I'm dying here!!! I really am! The love. Y'all ladies are too much. Yes! YES to it all...:D

Just know that being that you're saying yes to it all, you WILL gain like 10 pounds after one sitting. :p

Just make sure you work it out! :cool:

Something is so wrong with PV06 and lil_sunshine.:D

LOL!!!

I'm so glad you enjoyed my lil serenade....

Part II comes after dessert!!!

So what'll it be? A cake? Pie? Fresh fruits covered with whipped cream?

:D


LOL!

I'm going to put him on PerfectVerse's Patented Workout Plan afterwards: Get it Right, Get it Tight!!

Can't have him gaining weight from all this good cooking. I want to make sure when he wears his shirt open it's because he wants to look sexy. If he gets too big, his shirt will be open because he got too fat to button it, and I don't feel like dodging flying buttons when they start popping off!

He'll be sitting there rubbing his belly and yelling, "Baby, hit the floor!!"

Guess I was born on the cusp of Monday and Tuesday, LOL :D

Ooooh! I'll take the cake, make it chocolate. Oh and don't worry about me gaining weight. I have a high metabolism and I like to :eek: , it keeps me in shape.

sandwiches and kool aide :D

I'm saying I know I'm not a sexy guy or nothing but can a sista get a piece of cake? LMAO :D

Whaddeva heffa. :rolleyes: :p

How did this thread take such a funny turn? I am sitting @ my desk CTHU @ y'all, especially PV06.

P.S. - I'll also take a slice of cake. Thank you kindly. :D

Carry on.

I aint mad. A fine man will make you break your rules. (but you still cra-zay):D

Soror, y'all can have the cake - I'm 'bout ready for one of them boloney & cheese sammiches. And she got Miracle Whip on it too????!!!!!!!

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I'm just going to use my imagination to figure out what :eek: stands for LOL!!

But I have a feeling that :eek: will have me breaking into another song...

*sings like Prince Akeem in 'Coming to America'*

Someone to share
Someone to care
When you're away
To hear from each day!
To be loved
To be loved
OOOOOOOOH!
What a feeling
to be loooooooooooooved!!!

@ Teena

LOL!!

Hey now, that's just the beginning...I can't show off my culinary skills until I know Marquise is a keeper. Sounds like he is, so yall can just call me Marquita Stewart and that's a good thing!


@ Mulattogyrl, Fee Fee, and btb87

I have got PLENTY of food to share with you all!

:D

We can turn this into a GC party! Sammiches, cake, and red Kool-Aid for everyone!

*turns on the music and starts dancing*

:cool:

Lol @ Marquita. Sounds so sexy!!! We can name our first daughter Marquesha and our first son Marquinton.

***wiping red Kool-Aid stains off upper lip and then blows PV06 a big kiss***

:D :D

What a wonderful idea!!!!!

Those names are PERFECT!

:D


*throws bologna and bread in the air and runs in slow motion towards Marquise*

;)


You look SO good, even with your red Kool-Aid mustache!

Keepiddup and you won't get no Miracle Whip on yo' sammich and you'll be getting tap water in a paper cup. Fuhgeddabout plastic. :D :p

sidenote:

my friend had the nerve to offer me "something to drink" and im like sure!

he came back with tap water in a styrofoam cup. i was like dayum its like that?

(he aint even let it run to get cold or nothin)

ROFL. Sounds like he's a star pupil in the lil_sunshine and PV06 school of how to treat a man/woman class.

Ooooooooooooooooooh! He tried you. You didn't even get a sammich. You don't need to deal with him no more.

LOL!!!

I believe that gentleman was valedictorian of his class! In fact, he graduated Summa Bum Laude!!

I see he took our teachings to the next level by not only serving water in a styrofoam cup, he served it at room temperature LOL!!

I knew he had the capability to go above and beyond what we've taught him.

*a single tear rolls from my eyes*

Stories like this let me know that what I do is not in vain.

:)