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To Jill Scott: You are one beautiful sista and when you speak, it's like listening to poetry. I just wonder if you are the same in person. If so, I need to find your number so that we can hang out because you kick knowledge that is on another level. It's so refreshing that you remain positive about sistas finding a good man. It's beautiful that you love Lyzel with all of your heart. Your songs help to bring me to a reality that I don't even believe in. Your positivity helps to make me think that there is hope for love, even though I'm still not feeling that isht. I'm still bitter about love. :p Girl, if I listen to your songs enough, maybe I'll come around. Who knows?
I want to be just like you when I grow up!! :D |
To My Husband
When God made you, he broke the mold! You are so special. I love you to life, black man. You make me smile at the very thought of you! I mean, dang baby, I know your back is strong, but how do you manage to carry everything you carry without it breaking? You are mad inspirational to me. You're a hard worker, and a dedicated mate. Sometimes you blow my mind with the essence of you. How are you, who you are? God really sprinkled some extra "umph" into your DNA. Nobody else that I've ever met is like you. I literally love you more each day. I know that other people look at what we have and feel envy. My heart goes out to them, but I am so glad that you are mine!! Congratulations on your recent promotion. You really deserve it, Sweetie. And brush off those haters that call you a "company man". You know who you are. You are God's child, in whom He is truly pleased. You're my husband. You're my heart. You're my friend. You're my protector. And my closest confidante. Ooh, I just love you. |
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To NinjaPoodle: This line right here...
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To the Living Room Book & Pastry
You know I got mad love for you... being the African American owned and operated bookstore to actually carry my book. Don't worry about your situation with your current landlord. Everything is coming together so you can be in a better place. People you don't even know are already helping you... ;) Remember, love... peace and soul. |
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to Hurricane Ivan: so you think you bad because you've reformed and are headed my way, huh? well, you need to calm down!! i aint in the business of evacuation because 45 north would be a freaking parking lot because you KNOW i would be on the first thing smoking back home to dallas.
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to McDonalds: Why do you guys even have milkshake machines? I mean everytime I go to a Mickey D's y'alls machine is always broke. Just quit selling them OK????
to my ex: It's really not necessary to throw your lil girlfriend all up in my face. Tell her to quit being so paranoid about our friendship. No need to be scared about whether or not I'll manipulate y'alls relationship. Sweetie, IF *and i do stress IF* you really like ol' girl there aint anything I can do to manipulate it now is there? to my TRIFLIN "FRIEND": HC I have given you like ten chances to show you're a TRUE friend. HC I gave you the biggest chance last night. HC you couldn't even pass? I mean you pretty much live with your boyfriend. All I wanted was you to drive me somewhere or at LEAST ride with me. Its not like I was askin this favor because I didnt want to be alone, but I mean I really needed someone to be there for me. Where were you??? to my Nannie: Sweetheart, I know your time is just around the corner, and I can pretty much accept this. I know you'll be better off, and I know you'll no longer suffer. I just request that you would fill one wish for me, wake up and tell me you love me one last time. to the Lord: I understand that all of this is in your hands. I understand that you're getting close to wanting my Nannie to come home to you. I want to thank you for 21 great years with her and for making her such a good strong person. Thank you for giving her the strength to fight this long *because most of us would have quit a LONG time ago*. I ask that you please help me and my family *as I'm sure you would anyways* deal with all of this in the best reasonable, rational way. to my Dad: You're right, no matter what we'll always be there for each other. Just know that I LOVE YOU!!! |
To Sadie Smith: If you ever call my house again at 5:33 A.M. we are going to box.
Me: Hello. Who is this? HER: Your mother. Me: My mother's name is not Sadie Smith. :mad: Her: Oh. ME: **hit end button** :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: |
To the grandmother who dropped off her grandson for a session, left the building to go "run a few errands" returning 28 minutes after the session ended.
HomeChick, it's called THERAPY not Babysitting, DO NOT leave and expect someone to "watch" your charge while you "run errands" :mad: |
To Miss P: Could you please turn your cell phone to vibrate? It is really quite annoying to hear your phone ring and play the sounder for a text message. Before I really got to know you, I thought you were a little classier than that but now I know different.
*sigh* The ghetto and the fabulous bother me. :( :mad: :( :mad: |
To My Best Friend: THANKS for the Jay Z tickets. You ROCK!
To the mothers with 5 yr olds with microbraids: YOU ARE WRONG To the stylists who put microbraids on 5yr olds: YOU ARE WRONG To UPS: Don't make me call DHL! |
To Jessica @ Gateway: Thanks for helping me find a new computer!! You were really helpful!!
To SLJ: How are you going to tell me that my priorities are backwards because I wanted to go to CLASS and LEARN and not hang out in the mall with you? Um, okay and that's why you are where you are now. To CNM: Sorry that I can't hang tonight but you know how we do. ;) TO JJD: You are mad cool and I am happy to have met you at this point in my life. TO RAC: Do not play with my emotions today. SERIOUSLY!! |
To my professor: Thank you so much for ending class early last night. I'm so glad that you realized from jump that we were dogged tired. Thank you for being sympathetic to our plights. :cool:
To the class next door: Y'all are some loud azz so and so's. We don't want to know what's going on over there. We have our own work to worry about, we shouldn't have to be concerned about yours too. :mad: :mad: |
To Soror Nicole: Thank you thank you thank you for passing along Ideas Happen to me. God bless you always.
To Soror MeezDiscreet: Soror Nicole has a HUGE LOVE JONES for your boo, Darrin Sharper. I tried to tell her to back up off of your boo, but she said she is willing to risk your rage. :eek: To my SOROR FRIENDS: I love yall. :D I am so glad that Delta bought us together. :D |
TO SOROR NICOLE: BAAA-RING IT!! http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/otn/angry/nono.gif
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To My Dad: Must you cause drama? Why can't you just choose a girl and be happy, and cut ties with the other? After all the whole family strongly dislikes your ex and well the girl got issues. Its not like it should be a hard decision. And why can't I have a little brother or sister?
To My Dad's Ex: You think you're something don't you? You and I both know that you had no business coming to the viewing or the funeral. You know my dad is the only one who semi-wants you around. Look here sweetheart, you thought you were slick three years ago telling everyone at your job you were married to my dad when you weren't. I thought things would change when you moved out and got a different job. But WTH are you still wearing rings? WTH did you tell your work chaplain you were married to my dad? WTH did you come to the viewing introducing yourself as my dad's better half? Then at the funeral to tell the preacher you aren't OFFICIALLY part of the family but might as well be??? Heffa, you almost made me choke on my lunch!!! I got a news flash for your crazy dilusional tail...... you treated my dad like ISHT and you know it. You couldn't afford to help him around the house while you were living there but now that you've moved out you can afford a new car?? Yea OK!!! Something else for ya, my dad is MARRIED ok. And no not to you! LEAVE HIM ALONE!! To My Nannie: Well I'm not real sure what I'm goin to do without you now, but I hope I make you proud. Save a spot for me up there, and I'll see you in due time. I LOVE YOU! To the chick next door: Why you tellin your man I'm starin you down? Girl pulease. You need friends. You need to be sociable. GET A LIFE!!! To Mr.Jerome*I think thats ur name*: If you EVER call me agian at 3am tryin to figure out how you got my number, I'mma find you and we gon' box. There was no need for that! Then I suggested you call back at a DECENT hour. I'm a college kid, 8:30 Saturday morning is NOT decent. And I told you ten times, I DONT KNOW HOW YOU GOT MY NUMBER, AND FOR THE FIFTEENTH TIME NO IM NOT IN GREENSBORO! |
To my Brother: I know we are going through some growing pains living together, but that does not give me the right to treat you like a kid. You are a grown man, and I do forget that sometimes. To me, you will always be my baby brother. Be patient with me as I am with you and myself. We will work this out. I am very very happy you moved out here with me. It's nice having family close.
To AA: I am so lucky to have you for a boss. You are the best! I love what I do, and I am thankful you are the kind of boss who wants me to succeed! Yes, please believe I will get my professional development. Thank you..now....uummm err..can we work on the $$:p |
to b.d.: i don't like us like this. why can't you accept you were wrong? be a man about it! if this is the way you act at the SLIGHTEST disagreement, there really is no long-term future for us. and out of respect for myself, i won't give in. i've done that too many times in the past. we've gone through these cycles too many times and i've grown too old for it. you have to but you haven't realized it yet. are you trying to prove a point? if you are, i can safely say that you're not. but you are proving to me that the level we're at has peaked and it's all downhill from here. and if being true to myself means that whatever it is that we had is over, then BOTH of us have no choice but to accept it and move on.
to j.w.: whatever it is that you really want and need out of life, i sincerely hope you find it. i've decided it is in my best interest to just completely let you out of my life. i've deleted any contact information i have on you. there really are no hard feelings but, for me, you're cancerous. our friendship was toxic. people say that friends are in your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. your inability to make up your mind about us let me know that wasn't the reason and the season has changed. good luck in your life and i really mean that. i just don't see us ever being friends again. when you hurt me 2 years ago, i really and truely got over that and was able to be friends because i'm a woman of my word. but going through more major things has really given me clarity on a lot of minor things. and that is why now, you are no longer a part of my life. take care. peace. to the wonderful people in my life: i really love you and i know you love me so i need yall to be patient with me. i'm going through some things right now and no matter how much you say you understand exactly what i'm going through, you don't. and you think you know what exactly what it is that i'm going through, but you don't. what i'm dealing with, i have to deal with on my own. that means that as much as i care for yall, i don't need your advice or your short-term solutions. i don't need the constant questions about it. i would prefer we not even talk about it because i feel myself pulling away sometimes. and when you think you're just trying to help, you're not. and what you don't know is that every time you bring it up, i'm probably on the other end of the line crying silently. but don't worry about me because you KNOW i'm a strong person. and what ever happens, it's not going to get the best of me but rather i'm going to make the best of it. to r.g. and a.b.: i really and truely hope that one day i can call you both soror and i am soooooo down for that cause that anything you need at anytime, let me know. (and t.g., i haven't forgotten about you. i look forward to one day calling you a bruh. ;) ) |
To everyone in my job:
It's called nomenclature. Don't name different brochures the same thing. It confuses the new people. Everyone is talking about different documents that have the same name. What if I had mailed the wrong thing? This type of project should not take this long. Why are y'all doin' me like this? I can't work like this. It's like a guessing game, all the time. Why? No more re-creating the wheel. NO MORE. I'ma get y'all right together. Trust. |
to him: please stop calling me. I hate hearing your voice b/c it makes me think that I actually miss you. And I dont. (I think I dont. :()
to dsh: can you call me a little more often? I know its football season, but DAYUM!! :mad: to the NFL and college football: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: I could be getting some QT with the man, but noooooooo. First Madden, now this..WHEN is the be-damned season over?!! to Dr. W: thanks for agreeing to talk to me. I could use a research or teaching assistant position too.. :p ;) to HU: ya'll better accept my application too. And give me some financial aid. :D to the GRE: I hate you already. You shall not conquer me. But I still hate you. to Ideal: the PM box is empty.. My bad, homie. to my bro and sis arguing on the listserv: I know it was a Friday, but dang! Was it that freaking serious? :rolleyes: You know that saying "Never argue with a fool b/c from a distance no one can tell which one is the fool?" Uh- huh..*whistling* |
To my Ex: Can you PLEASE make up ya mind on what you want.
To the guy I was talking to: That was dirty what you done last night and you know it. It's ok though you gonna look back and be like man I really messed up. And guess what you DID mess up. Good riddance, you are now officially out of my life! To the chick in my marketing class: Now I'm not a small girl either. I know I'm cute too. However, here's the difference between you and me: see, my pants cover my lower tummy, my shirt covers my upper tummy, and I make sure I dont wear baby tees and low rise jeans so my tummy hangs out. Its not cute sweetheart. You can do better. So please... COVER YA TUMMY IM TIRED O SEEIN IT:mad: To my army guy: Can you call a girl please? Write, something? I'd like to know you made it to KY okay. Let me know wassup! To Mr.BestBuy guy: Yea, a letter/email would be good from you too. I'd like to know you made it to Paris safely. Besides, How can I let you know when I get to Germany if I dont know how to reach you?? To Everyone on GC: This really is my favorite board. My closest friends tell me I have anger control issues. Coming on here and venting really helps. Take care! |
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TO J. W. F: We were together for a min and I was really feeling you, but your little attitude really is $H!#$Y. I can't believe you don't understand that I will not do what you wanted me to. I will not do it! I thought you understood the language that I was speaking because it came out loud and clear. NO WAY!!!! If you want to get mad and not speak to me because of the stance that I took, then be my guest. I hope you can live with your decisions because when its all said and done, I will be okay. I loved you and I thought we had a good thing going, but alas it has come to an end. If what we had will end because you can't accept someone telling you no and meaning it with all that is in her, then you will have many problems to face in your lifetime. I will not bend on this subject and the case is closed!! GET OVER IT!!! SUCK IT UP AND MOVE ON!!! I must admit that I thought we could be friends even if the relationship didn't work because of how close we were, but I don't really care to see you again. A friend wouldn't treat a friend like you just did.
So when you realize what an @$$hole you were and how wrong you were and start to miss me, I hope it runs deep!!! I want to tell you that I hope you toss and turn at night because of the good thing that you have messed up, but I won't go that route. I will end this letter by saying, I hope you get it together one day. I will always remember the good times because they were some of the best, but there will come a day when I will have happier times with someone who deserves to be with me. YOU ARE NOT IT!!!! When you realize what an @$$hole you were, do me a favor....do not call me, do not come by my house and PLEASE do not text msg me. I will pray for you and wish you the best because I must also admit that I have TRULY met my match. We may be alike in a lot of ways, but you can add JACK@$$ to your list. I know that life will go on with my brokenheart mended over time and I must thank you because I have learned so much with this relationship. Thank you for helping me to become a better woman and realize some things that I need to work on within myself. I guess the best part of this "fight" is what I have learned. Now, I can make myself better for someone else. To the APD Crew: I am glad that I have friends who listen and give me good advice. THANK YOU APD CREW!!!!!! Without you, I don't know how I would have made it. You all have taught me so much. Shout out to V, B, N, J, J, D, M, W, S, V, T, and K. |
To my Husband: The Bible is the only reason I don't go off on you!
To my son: Hunh is not a response to everything! :mad: To my students: Reading does not equal poison. To George W: I want you to lose so bad! To America: Is our society truly this blind and uneducated that they believe George W is the best canidate for president. To the Texas Lottery: When we going to hook up? To Chris Webber: Sorry I did't call you back , I was busy...:p :p |
To my Mother: Why must you continue to make my life miserable? I did not ask to be brought into this world. I know you love me, but I can't be the perfect person ALL the time! Why must you treat my sister and I so differently? Why must you make it obvious she's your favorite because she's the youngest? Why must you criticise EVERYTHING I do and say so harshly? Why must you make me feel guilty ALL the time?...In spite of ALL of that, and how BAD you make me feel...I LOVE you so much!
To my Father: Thank you for being there for me and being a good man. To my Nanny: Thank you for EVERYTHING! I LOVE you more than I LOVE myself! To my lil sis: You're so grown. Thank you for making me smile and choosing me as a role model. I LOVE you so much!!! But please stop being so bad because you're making me look bad. lol To my boyfriend: Thank you for being a great friend FIRST...after all of these years, I can finally call you "my man". I hope we can get past our spiritual differences and continue to grow as friends and then as a couple. To the grown man that has been spoiling me: What do you want from me? Some goodies? You betta leave me alone because you and I could get in a LOT of trouble! Stay at home with your wife and kids...and stop tryna come and see me! To my freshmen year in College: I thought you were suppose to be the best year in College, at least that's what EVERYONE said. So far, you've been so depressing. I had my ENTIRE life planned out until I showed up here. Why was I so excited about graduating from high school a couple of months ago, and now I wanna go back? Why is 2008 so far away? Why do I feel like I am about to die?! To the LORD: ......HELP!!!!! |
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To T.L.S. God knows how much I love, care and respect you(and so do you). With that being said, you know that we can't continue as we have. I have a family and so do you. Although I wish the circumstances were different, we have to deal with the hand we've been dealt. You have your son and A.Y. and I have my daughter and A.J. I can't be your friend because parts of me still love you. I can't talk to you because the sound of your voice still makes my heart melt. At this point, I can't even read your e-mails--I can even hear your voice and see your facial expressions. Being your friend hurts and friendship isn't supposed to be that way. Getting you out of my life is the hardest thing I've ever had to do. How do you tell someone you've loved since you were 15 years old that its over? Please understand why I did what I had to do. My daughter is the most important thing in my life and she deserves to have her mother and father together with out anyone comming between them. I know this is gonna hurt you but believe me, I hurt too. We had our moment in the sun. It was beautiful and special and magical. I'll always have love for you...always and forever.
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To my Lord and Savior: You are TRULY the one for me! I love you soooo much! I have sooo much to be thankful for, and I have been just selfish, but I know that you are not finished with me! Continue to help me Lord, in my struggles! Thank you for being there for me!! *My testimony*
To my mama and my brother: I love y'all soooo much! Lets continue to be there for one another, as we all should! BoBo keep up the good work and ma...stop asking me if i am preggers! I am NOT!!! lol To LT3: Baby, its you! Its been you all of the time. Sometimes I know I mess up, but you have been there! But seriously, when is we getting married! lol! 4 years...stop...and think about it! lol! To my old boss: Thank you for laying me off and then saying I was on substitute status! You are not the sharpest tool in the toolbox, and you knew what you were doing when you decided to write me up when I came back from my vacation! *trying not to cuss!! lol* But hey, just like you mistreated somebody's child, your child is going to get it back, because that is how the God I serve operates. I pray nothing happens to your child, but just begin to pray for her safety and well-being, because Miss Meka is just fine! Please believe that! To my coworkers at my old job! Get out while you still can! I love all of you and thank you for being sooo supportive of me in all that I did and tried to do! To my sorors/sistergreeks: No matter where you are and no matter what you are doing, there is 1_zetaemerald that is praying for you! To my Twinny Twin Twin MekaLove: "We is gon go down to GA Southern and whoop some arse!! lol" just kidding...no I am not, she should not be perpin a great org like that...more details later... To GC: When I lost my MG home, I had nowhere to turn to, but I am here to say that you are my NEW family! I love all of y'all!! *I guess that is it...I hope* lol 1 love always...Lameka :) |
to my keyboard: why do you keep cutting up? you can be replaced.
to the lady who called me on 10/15: I called you back this am. Please return my call to dsh: you aint perfect either, homie. relationships equal compromise. That doesnt mean that only you get to be happy. to this cold: get thee away from my body!!! |
Dubya: Heres hoping that you magically become smarter over the next four years. I, however am not holding my breath.
Osama: Hey, I didn't vote for him...so can I get a heads up if you decide to blow some stuff up? All of my fellow military personnel: I hope and pray that if we are sent overseas and away from our families that it is in support of a cause worthy of military action. I find it horrible that we didn't give Haiti support when they desperately needed it, but we can go to Iraq and fight for their liberty :cough: oil :cough: when they never asked us to. RJC: Doing just fine without ya buddy...we really should have parted ways sooner. BTW please don't call me...you can't be talking up all my anytime minutes. My coworkers: They're called cornrows, no you can't touch them; no its not all my hair; no it didn't take all day, no it doesn't hurt. Its not new, its just hair. Please leave me alone before I turn into Angry Black Woman. |
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to my dearest friends and family:
Enough is enough..cloggin up my email with the SAME emails over and over don't show me that you love me or that God loves me. I don't get my spirituality from emails and pray on a daily basis. How bout you give up your membership at Bedside Baptist and join me one Sunday at a real live church with a real preacher. Yes we collect offering but we actually do something with the money that is collected...and please don't act like the $1 you were going to throw in the plate is really going to help my pastor pimp his ride...:rolleyes:...but you would know that if you just came ONCE. also...check the dates on the emails you keep forwarding...I mean Maya Angelou turned 74 two years ago..the episode on Oprah aired Spring 2003...didn't just happen...stop sending me that email.... Don't tell me you send these messages to show me that you love me, how about picking up the phone every now and then (might have been nice if even ONE of you called on my birthday...thats ok-I'll forget yours when it comes). Would be appreciated more than the groan I have when I open my inbox to 100 messages - with 50 of them from the same 5 people - who can't seem to see that if aunt V sent it to the entire family in a group email then cousin Ray doesn't have to resend to all of us & add on his personal friends who then have to reply all & keep forwarding LIKE I DIDN'T SEE IT THE FIRST TIME.....you're about to be blocked as spam...this is my last warning. :mad: :mad: |
The ex: I'm not being a b*tch, it's just that you no longer get the special treatment that you used to get. That's what happens when people break up. Get Over It. I was wayyyy to nice for wayyyy to long, but you just couldn't be a man about your ish.
#4: i messed up once, but I will try to do better. Old News: you are not as hot as you think you are. really. did i mention you're short? BG: Why didn't you mention your situation up front? Your actions are the sort of thing that give all men a bad name. I will still be cordial and speak when I see you, but, you abused my trust, and that will never be forgotten. Greg and Liz: thanks for writing the book. i have finally gotten some clairity when dealing with men. If they're not into me, I just move on to someone who is into me. Whew! I feel better now! |
To the BAMA AZZ Bus driver: You are SORRY!! I cannot believe your bama azz had the AIR on yesterday in a charter bus in NOVEMBER!! It is against the LAW to run A/c when it is 40 degrees. I am a member of the Fashion Police which includes hair, nails, makeup, accessories, and shoes. I am now the HEAD of The Negroes Against A/C past October 15 unless it is 80 degrees OUTSIDE Task Force. If I get sick, I will find yo azzzz and BUST YOU in the head with a box of Tylenol Flu and my used tissues. BAMA AZZZZZZZZZZZZ. :mad: :mad:
To the BAMA who tried to tell me the heat was on yesterday: SCREW YOU!! I know the air was on and everyone else did too, but I was the most vocal about it because my EARS were FREEZING. I cannot afford to get sick right now with a new job!! You were WARM because you had been drinking since 8 yesterday morning. Your stomach should have been a BUBBLING OASIS of ALCOHOL and KRISPY KREME donuts. You get a fashion police ticket for being a 30+ year old man wearing your hat that way. To the makeup artist: You turned out to be pretty cool but a 47 year old woman should NOT wear leopard pants. You claim to be fashion police as well, but NO ONE in my department EVA EVA EVA wears leopard print pants. EVA!!!!!!!!!! Oh and your makeup quite honestly was horrendous, but thanks for telling me that I had great skin and did not need makeup. Oh and another thing, if you would not have been nice to Mr. J.F. Bug a Boo, he and his retaaaaaaaahded girlfriend would not have kept coming back. To Mr. J. F. Bug A Boo: The first encounter was low key cool. Although I hate drunk, overly talkative white folks. Then you really killed it when you said my eyes are just like Tiger Woods. MOFO PLEASE!! That is like me saying you remind me of Boris Kodjoe. When will white folks learn to just be yourselves but if you see someone has lost interest in you, GO AWAY!!! I knew you had a thing for sistas but boo it ain't happening here. If I was to ever go THAT WAY, it would be for a NIIIIIIICE looking white man. JBH. EDITED TO ADD: I was more upset that this man assumed that he could just talk any kind of way to Black women. We did not need to hear all of the sexual talk. Once you figured out that I did not like you, you could have changed my impression of you by stop calling me Tiger Woods. You were overly obnoxious and tried too hard. Just relax. Even that woman at the bar knew you were an ass and she had not had a conversation with you all. Relax. To the planners of this casino cruise I went on: I cannot believe I paid $49 to hang out with "professionals." I don't know where some of those bamas work but I get the impression that a great number of these professionals are head fry guy/girl at Wendy's or head pole girl at the Player's Club. THOSE BAMAS ain't PROFESSIONALS!!!! By PROFESSIONALS, I mean doctors, lawyers, nurses, bank professionals, etc. Not folks who want to watch Soul Plane and White Chicks. To Reefus and Ceefus on the ship yesterday: You get about 15 fashion police citations. Reefus, you get 3 for the jheri curl. 2 because it had HANG TIME!! Ceefus, you get 5 for those finger waves!! Reefus, back to you, that burgundy leisure suit trimmed in white took the cake from the back until you turned around and I saw your initials embroidered on your leisure suit. HAAAAAAAAAAAATED IT. You looked like a broke down and I do mean BROKE DOWN pimp minus the cane and hat. To K: Girl you thought you were the ISHT yesterday with your need to be redone micros, "silk" poncho, jeans, and boots. But when I saw your doorknkocker earrings with YOUR FFFFFFFing name in them, I had to hold myself back from not knocking your azz down and taking those earrinhs out of your ears and throwing them out on to the Atlantic Ocean. For the earrings alone which are very much 1989, you get 5 citations. Couple that with your baby girl belt and I am afraid you need to do some jail time. To my seat partner: I was working on 4 hours of sleep and TOLD YOU that when we got on that bus, I was going to sleep. I cannot and do not converse when I am sleep. WHY DID YOU KEEP trying to talk to me? Damn you!!! You had the pillow and the blanket, you obviously wanted to sleep. We could have gotten to know each other on the 5 hour casino cruise. When I am missing sleep or folks keep SLEEP BLOCKING, I get cranky. Next time pick up on my body language better. :mad: To myself: No more bus rides with the Negroes. Although the Krispy Kreme donuts were nice, I cannot tolerate Negroes turning the volume up sky high on White Chicks. I cannot tolerate folks who are just blah blah voices in the crowd talking on a microphone saying NADA DAYUM THANG. To the woman who served us the buffet yesterday: I would have overlooked your fingerwaves if you had given me 2 pieces of chicken. STINGY HEFFA!! To the bartender: Just because I was not gambling then does not mean you give me a watered flavor of Amaretto Sour. Take yo azz back to bartending school. BARTENDING BAMA!! To the folks who thought up the buffet: Learn how to cook. Those burgers looked like squirrel meat or some isht that was NOT COW!!! To the folks who looked like they had been on the boat HOURS before it took off from the dock: You all need to get some hobbies that don't involve sitting on a stool for 3 hours pulling down the slot machine lever. :( |
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Reefus and Ceefus? CTFU. CTFU. Did they also have funky teefus? :p |
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....just another example of why CT4 is the funniest person on Greekchat. :D |
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