granted but then you find out you got left behind 3 times in high school


I wish Gee Dubya got kicked out of office

Granted but he was made King of the World!

I wish for World Peace

wish granted. unfortunately, after peace envelopes the world, so do the greenhouse gases.

i wish i had some Pringles and a coke.

denied...that wish was wished for about 15 posts ago

I wish drolefile would redo their wish

Yea, and everyone died because of that wish!!! :eek:

mmmkay and ur wish is........

Silly, I can't wish 'til Drolefille redoes hers! :)

I refuse to redo my wish :p

ok fine...

I wish the next person that posts would make a wish for something unusual

Granted....

I wish Demon Seed couldn't post on this thread anymore....:p

partially granted, because I am going to lunch and will be back posting within the hr

I wish Mircosoft products were easy to use.

Granted, but Sirikwan starts posting on here instead!!! :eek:

I wish for a purple people eater.

Granted, but all the purple people are already eaten so he has to eat gophers instead!

I wish Princess Diana was alive.

Granted, but it's Harold and his purple crayon that create your purple people eater. And, in doing so, Harold draws all over your walls with his purple crayon and lowers the value of your house by $25,000.

I wish cute boys would come into my work, so I could oogle at them.

Granted, but when they come in you realize they are interested... in each other! ;)

I wish I could start this day over again.