don't be sorry
It was right on. Some are really good, like I said before. I mean, i try to be a gentlemen too, but girls usully give the cold shoulder to the ones of us who they call sweetie.

Amen to that.

bump.
and ill add one. sorry for the bad taste. your parents must have been retarded, because you sure are special.

Hey baby, I actually benefited from the Bush's tax cut.

We sat in one of the girl's rooms last night in the Chi O house looking up funny pick up lines and this is our favorite:

"Hey, do you have any raisins?"
"No"
"Well, how about a date?"

We decided any guy who was cute enough to come up with this, we would give them a chance.

The second worst pickup line actually used on me:

"I haven't had sex for a year and I'M ABOUT DUE!"

(The worst is not appropriate to type here. Suffice it to say, the guy got slapped! :D )

I somehow attract guys with the weirdest pick up lines ever. I don't think that they're true pick up lines, but seriously, why can't guys just introduce yourself.
Some random guy came up to me at the bar and said, "My uncle is Chuck Wollery..." I think I said that's nice or something like that and left, but I really wanted to ask if women were actually impressed by that?
Then I had the guy who was talking to me about what a great hunter he was (how we got on this topic I do not know) when he started doing turkey calls and claimed he was a better turkey caller than anyone else in the bar or the state for that matter (I didn't dispute him, just thought it was a bit strange). I wasn't too suprised when he got kicked out of the bar later on that night for being too drunk.

One time I was at a party and I saw this amazingly gorgeous female. Being very nonchalant I went up to her, stopped...made eye contact with her. looked at her butt. then looked at my butt. then said to her, " My ass is better than yours". and walked away.

later she went up to me with two drinks in her hand (one was for me) and said, " So your ass is better than mine huh? I think I have a better chest though."

I was at Disco midnight bowling a couple of weeks ago visiting some friends about 2 hours away and as my friends and I were leaving two of us stopped to let some others catch up... ne way so I'm standing there and this guy comes up to me and goes "BAM !!" and shoves a club/party flier in my face (think that sketch on In Living Color with the business card remember that ?) NE WAY.. so I'm there with this flier with scantily clad women on it right in my face with this not too attractive guy with alcohol on his breath totally invading my personal space...
ME -"can I help you?"
Him - come to the club with me.
ME- I don't live around here
him-where do you live ? I want to move there
me- laughing...
Him- you have a BF ?
Me- yes... (lying to get him out of my face)
him- he wouldnt' let you go to the club ?
me- Probably not...
Him- well can I get your number we could be just friends...
Me- I don't think so..
Him- he does't let you have friends ?
me- not ones I meet at the bowling alley at 2 am...

finally my friends catch up and drag me off and tell prince charming that we really have to go...

MORAL: if someone tells you they are involved... they are saying it for a reason...

Creepy guys like that don't care. They just keep hounding you until their sane friend tells them to stop or you can get into a cab, and even then they may try and get in with you.

Hi, can you buy me a beer?

ok....so here are two lines that have been used on me.....both worked and the latter came from my current b/f for almost 3 yrs


Scenario: I am at a date party with a boy that I had a crush on. we were both under 21 at the time, and the security at the location was really tight, no DEF no drinking underage

Me: I'm sorry that they're being jerks about carding
Him: Well, that's ok. I have a beautiful girl standing in front of me and that's all the intoxication I need


Scenario: I am at one of the local bars. It happened to be my current b/f's 21st. I was feeling a little tipsy and in need of a cigarette. I decided to ask him for one because I always found him very attractive and very sweet

Me: Hey, do you think I could bum a cigarette?
Him: What are you gonna give me for it?
Me: Depends on what you have in mind
Him: Why don't you give me a kiss

like i said, the last worked and we've been together for almost 3 yrs.

About 10 minutes ago:

Him: What's up?
Me: Not much, what are you up to? :confused:
Him: Not much, bored and looking for trouble. ;)
Me: Uh oh! :rolleyes:
Him: Are you trouble?? ;) :cool:


Ummm..... :confused:

OMG! That is funny!

ONe time I was at a terrible bar in Nashville and this guy comes up to me & is like "So.....Have you ever made out with a local?"


Was that supposed to work? I mean seriously.

Today a resident (who I'm assuming worked in the cancer unit) at the hospital said "You're really cute, too bad you don't have cancer."

I was like :eek: :mad: and he was like "Uhh umm I didnt mean it like that..."

Whatev