OH ISHT!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: Get her!!!! LMAO

To TonyB: Next time I am in your neck of the woods, I will stop by and entertain you for a Popeye's 3 piece and 2 biscuits with a strawberry pop. :D :cool:

To JC: I'm happy and excited about the new project. I know how important this is to you. Thanks for including me. I'll do my best and promise not to let you down.

I'd also like to thank you in advance for the personal favor that I'm about to spring on you come Sunday:o :D

To Ideal: It did not snow til the next day. It was just my first time on the highway without someone in the car with me and I was a little afeared. :D But I got over that isht. Oh and yes my car has been rode right!! :o ;) :D

To Aaron McGruder: Thanks for the new book coming out in March. I will have it. I still need to get Birth of a Nation though.:o

Wow. . .:D I'm already surprised! I appreciate that!

I'm back now. . . I want my surprise now. . . please????

PM me and I'll send you my other e-mail address.

I'm excited!

(Why am I skipping lines like Tom Earp?? :p )

to SS: keep my name out of your mouth. You dont know me, for REAL.

to those who wished me happy bday: gracias!!

to those who forgot: ya'll are busters!! lol.

to DH: thanks for my presents. :) 2319

to BIB-D: you are so cute! Thanks for my cake and dinner!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:o ;) :D

To the BAMAS that comprise the Media Play Corporation: I ordered on Thursday my John Legend CD. Yesterday I checked my order # and you said my order had shipped. Just now you send me an e-mail stating that the item is still backordered. See, I had already decided that come 1.14.05, you and I would be divorcing because your prices on CDs and DVDs are just too high, but this solidifies my decision.

To the people who control the air at work: I understand that it is 73 degrees outside but IT DOES NOT NEED to be cold inside. You would save hella chedda if you turned the cold air off. You got me at work wrapped up in my blanket like I am at a campfire. KUMBAYA!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

I missed this! LMAO!!!

SASAS
 

To Yahoo:

You are the jankiest of the jank. JANKY AS HAYLE. I hate you. I hate you so much right now. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

OFFICE SUPPLY BAMAS
 

Dear Staples,

I'm not really sure what's goin' on, but y'all have GOT to get it together. My last TWO orders have been late and it puts us in a serious bind. Especially me. These people care far more about office supplies than they do about basic human decency, so if you could PLEASE deliver our stuff in a timely fashion, I'd appreciate it. I mean, I ordered THREE items on Thursday for a Friday delivery. Friday came and went. No call from you (as per usual when there is a delay in shipment). Monday comes, and your Staples driver gets here at around 3 or 4 o'clock. But he only shows up with TWO items. WTF? :mad: It was supposed to be delivered today. Now COB today has come and gone. I clean my desk off only to find my not-yet-filed Staples order spread sheet which means that there has STILL been no delivery. I call you thinking that this would be a five minute ordeal.. And you gon' try to tell me you can't deliver some friggin' PACKING PAPER until THURSDAY?????? GTFOOHWDBS! :mad: THAT'S A WHOLE WEEK FROM THE TIME I ORDERED IT! And now I've been on the phone with you SAB for SEVENTEEN MINUTES!!! :mad: I'M READY TO GO HOME!!!!! Maybe we need to waste our money at Office Max instead of with you, cuz clearly, you don't appreciate it.

If I come in this office tomorrow and anyone says anything to me sideways about these #$%%$&^%$% supplies, I'm callin' there and I'MA GO STRAIGHT THE $#@& OFF!!! :mad: This is riGDdiculous.

:mad:

to Ideal08: sis, I need you to breathe.

to staples: Imma need you to deliver her stuff PRONTO. AND I need to see a credit for the delayed items.

to OfficeMax: OfficeMax, Ideal. Ideal, OfficeMax.

Phlegm infested mofos
 

To the nasty heffa who keeps SNORTING: STOP!! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-050.gif

To the mofo who coughs then swishes the phlegm around in his mouth: STOP!!! That is disgusting!! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-051.gif

To all the sick folks: STAY HOME and stop spreading your germs!!
:mad:

HC this child is on one of the local commercials targeting "us"? You know the kind that talks about "instant credit" and all that mess.

:rolleyes:

Re: Phlegm infested mofos
 

To CT4: please buy some Lysol

To the nasty snorting lady: if ya gotta do that, go to the bathroom and do it. :mad: That is making me sick here in DC.

To the swisher: do you have to make it obvious? refer to the snorters open letter

To all sick people: please stay home. If you choose not to, dont get mad when I get sick and then park myself at YOUR freaking cube and cough and hack to my heart's content.

Re: Re: Phlegm infested mofos
 

To Nikki: My job supplies us with Lysol. :) I sprayed my cube something powerful earlier today. :cool: I ain't been sick in a dog's age and I refuse to do it now.:mad: