HAHAHAHAHA LOL!!!!!! U silly. I call him Mr. Bigg after the character on "Sex In The City." I don't know if you are familar with the show, but he was Carrie's "on and off" boyfriend.

U silly that asteriks wasnt on purpose.:D

Girl, trust...I know about Mr. Big, I have one of my own. I looooooove SITC. I was just messin' with you. It's really a shame how quick I was like Big**** :eek:!!!

CTFU!!! :D:D

To "F" at Payroll: R.I.F. - Reading is Fundamental.

WTH did you tell me on yesterday that my name wasn't on the list?? Then when I come back upstairs today, someone else was able to spot my name on the list in less than 10 seconds.

You are soooooooo incompetent it's a dayum shame!!!!! On top of that, you are soooooo full of bad attitude. Having a bad attitude should apply only to those who KNOW WTH THEY'RE DOING!!!!!!

:mad: :mad:

To my co-worker: That skirt you had on yesterday was SOOOOOOOO not cute on you!!!! A mini, pink, ruffle skirt is never ok to wear in any situation, especially not at work!!! People like you give "casual attire" a bad name. Another thing, just because they make it in your size doesn't mean that you should buy it!!! I'm not a small person myself, but I do know how to dress appropriately in the workplace. If you decide to bless us all and wear that mess again, please do something about your panty lines..... um yeah, unfortunately for me, saw that too!

To other co-workers: Um, do ya'll know what business casual means? If not, look it up, ask somebody, do something but some of ya'll don't have a clue about how to dress for work. I know I'm new an everything, but dannnnng! No wonder we can't have dress down Friday's.

Dr J: Why don't you have any 'If I ruled the world' t-shirts in a medium?? Everyone is not x-small or x-large. And if I ruled the world it would be a better place. I just want to communicate that to everyone else...

My cell phone: You are so little you make my hand cramp when I talk on you. Would you be mad if I traded you in??

Lifetime: Sometimes I want to see a happy movie. Why is someone always being stalked, beaten, molested, murdered?? Can Saturday afternoon ever be peaceful...

My hair: I've tried sooo very hard to resist from putting the devil (relaxer) back into your precious space but I'm not sure if I can hold out any longer. Give me a sign to let me know you will work with me in our journey for chemical freedom. It's been some time now and I know we can pull through this if we just work together.

TheEpitome1920

Hilarious!!!!

DOUBLE HILARIOUS!! TRUST ME, i've BEEN THERE. BUT UNFORTUNETLY i SUCCUMB TO THE CHEMICALS. :(

To my cell phone: Why won't you work?

To Cingular: I have now confirmed that my cell phone is defective. So simply give me a different cell phone tomorrow and we won't have any problems. Thanks!!

to Him: I am trying to be patient. its hard when I see my friends buying houses, buying new cars, finishing grad school and i am not. help me to learn to be patient and to do things on YOUR time, not mine.

to b: girl, why are you not listening to me? keep it up and you might not make it to the first grade?

to s: i'm glad that your friends from home are visiting, but i feel a little weird that i cant meet them. that makes me feel not so hot.

to m: the things you've said to me are not easily forgivable, that is why I am keeping my distance from you. I refuse to be made to feel bad b/c you didnt live your life for yourself and i am. get over it.

to summer: why did you have to pass so freaking quickly?! :mad:
come back!!!!

to my financial plan: you are now in full effect.

to my HC crew: I miss you all!!! I hate doing work at work.. lol.

Public Service Announcement
 

To all the men that ride the NYC subways:

For the last time-deoderant is NOT a four letter word. As we embark on more hot/humid dog days of summer this week if one more man squeezes his funky behind next to me without the benefit of some antipersperant I will not be held liable for my actions!

If I pull out a can of right guard and ask you to raise your arms don' t say you weren't warned!:mad:

I am trying soooo hard. But I want my hawaiian silky look BACK!!!

*looks to sistas for some intervention*

Dear Houston, Texas
I will miss you so much. Whoever wants to leave this wonderful place called Houston. Chacho's nobody makes a better fajita meat quesodilla then you. Frenchy's who will I get to make my fries the way you do? Ohhhh and how can I forget you Whataburger? What can I say you brought me through many a greedy binges with that #6, Whatburger. Max's, Luv Shack, and Main Event I will miss yall the most. Where else can I get in FREE and pay $2 for drinks. I mean c'mon now. DC never ever ever plays the music I want to hear. Those clubs make me want to commit social suicide and stay home. Which I end up doing!! How will I hear my favorite songs? I mean can I bunny hop, josephine johnny, walk like ronald, do my jiggalator, or shake it like a dog in DC? NO!! Oh yes and who can forget the men who never fail to treat me AND my friends like queens. Oh but Houston don't fret come December some wonderful company will offer me a full time position. I can just feel it.
Your whining Texan,
The Truth

To M: So we both know that this new telephone incentive plan was roled out just for me. Like it's totally my fault that the patients are not coming in:rolleyes: So this is your insurance to get rid of me. If I can't get the mininium, then something must be wrong with me. You said that you had to see a huge improvement and if I can't meet the mininium, I'm out the door. Even if I did everything right and they are still not coming in, it's not my problem. Not going to beg them to come in. You are such a tab (trifling a$$ binch)

To GE: Months and months have gone by and you have not sent one letter. Now all of sudden, I get this letter saying that I owe. I was paying you all along, but you stopped taking my payment. You'll get your money. Trust. Dealing with you was the worst mistake I have ever made.

Re: Public Service Announcement
 

I co-sign on this one.