HAHAHA, ya'll these are too damn funny! We had:

-SCARY DRUG BOY aka STALKER DAVE: The first time I met this guy at a fraternity party he introduced himself and shortly into the conversation informed me that he could get me any drugs i wanted, all I had to do was ask. Then he stalked me for about a month. I still run when I see him.

-HOUSERATS: The freshman girls at my boyfrined's fraternity house who would come to parties in the winter wearing tank tops/strapless tops/sleeveless tops and short skirts...the older girls and I laughed at them from the warmth of our jeans, jackets, and sewaters.

-BUTT GIRL: during our orientation we were doing some activity/contest, and she got up in front of all the incoming students and spelled out our school name with her butt.

We usually do the thing where we refer to people with an addendum to their names, as in "I saw Beta Sebastian at the party last night".

hehehehe yeeeeaaa!!!

Most people call him "The Michael Jackson Guy"!!!!! :D Though he bills himself "Jackie Chan Jackson" as he's also a Jackie Chan impersonator.

He was an international student from Japan who wanted to be famous. I think he was a dance major - but only dances like Michael Jackson. He's actually pretty good - very entertaining. To get exposure, he would dance in front of the bookstore. Some people would laugh at him as they passed by. He's also been on some TV shows.

Funny story about Michael Jackson Guy (Tatsuro Abe): I live in a duplex house (my unit downstairs, another unit upstairs). My old upstairs neighbors were international students from Germany. Every once in a while they'd throw a really good party and word would spread among international students. One night, I was sitting in my living room watching TV with my roommates. All of a sudden, Michael Jackson Guy walks right through our [unlocked] front door, takes one look at us just sitting there, and proceeds down our hallway towards our bedrooms!!! Keep in mind that this is my actual house and NOT the dorm!! Just as I was about to go after him, he wandered back to the living room and we directed him to the party upstairs.

Hehe...turns out that, in his quest to party on (he was already a bit tipsy), he just thought to walk through the first door he found. When he didn't see the party right away, he thought he'd walk through and look for the action. There I was thinking, "I can't believe Michael Jackson Guy just busted into my house!!!" :)

He's kinda "famous" at Long Beach State so go here to check out Michael Jackson Guy:

http://www.csulb.edu/~univmag/5-23-97/tatsuro.html

http://www.partypop.com/Vendors/1789171.htm

......Kelly :)

I wanna free meal- There's like three people who show up at any and every event that has free food.

Sneakin' n eatin'- Folks who not only show up at functions w/ free food to pig out but too take extras w/ them. At a bonfire last year, I saw this guy peddling 4 cans of soda, 3 bags of chips, and 3 WIENERS under his coat. And, I know that guy, it's not like he's starving broke or anything.

Dance till' you drop- There's one guy who comes to our campus parties and dances NON-STOP (from beginning to end), I'm not talking about tasteful dancing.

This one kind of goes with the "How tight is too tight" thread:
we call a girl that works in our office Princess Cameltoe-cameltoe for obvious reasons and princess because she has one of those things that goes around your license plate that says princess. She is one nasty girl. :eek:

Also we call one of our friends Helpy McHelperson because he always likes to tell people that are on the dance floor when their cellphones that are strapped to their belts are ringing.

It's funny that other people have "Helpy McHelperson" and stuff like that...my dorm friends and I used to say that, but it was "-ton" instead of "-son." We have about a million nicknames, including AlternaBrett, Sketchy Steve, Precious Mikey, Biclops, and my favorite, "That Girl in XYZ." Everyone knows who she is but doesn't know her name. She's a little overweight, wears way too much make up, and always has her black roots growing out of her bleached, split-endy hair. She thinks she's hot stuff though.

i know ill think of a ton more after i post this ,but this sticks out the most in my mind ...

(this is so terrible, but..) Jungle Tits ...pretty self explanatory.. Let's just say they hung real low. Plus she was just.. Ugh.. Didn't take too well to bathing...Anyhow, she was well known by her name and XYZ fraternity was even going to put her on their rush shirt. It was going to be like "Top 13 reasons to join XYZ" or something and I think number six was "Who needs National Geographic when you have jungle tits right here in the house??". I don't know if that shirt actually every got made, but yea.. And then, horrors upon horrors, she FOUND OUT that they called her that...and she laughed!!! Oy vey.:eek:

Ah yes, then there was Arty..Arthur was his middle name, and he was very...Mature I guess...compared to the other guys. Like, this is the guy that instead of saying "Am I right??" would say "Am I correct in my assumption??".. Hehehe. He's not exactly the party animal (he was 26 and still lived in the house with his leather furniture, big screen tv, and ever electronic thing known to man), so we started letting him know that "There's no party without Arty". He didn't know what to think of that.

Then there was the ever-popular PettyEqualsPimp ...oh yes, it was all one word.. He was just one of those guys that everyone liked, yet if you asked them why they were all like :confused: ..It was odd...everyone started calling him PettyEqualsPimp. Also, there was PettyBargerBinLaden, but I'm not sure about the story behind that one...

Who could forget Robb-bb-bb-bb . This guy was an XYZ that was all about dating my sisters back in the day, and sleeping with whoever he could... Well, there are a lot of guys named Rob, but he spells his with 2 b's.. And there are a lot of stories going around about him, so everyone know's who you're talking about when you say "Robb-bb-bbb-bbb".

Pippy... This girl was SOOOOO aggravating.. She got off on telling people that she had never even so much as held a guys hand, but that she was cool because her friends gave her leather whip and a pair of handcuffs one year for her birthday. That's all we ever heard about. And then one day, she went out in the pouring rain, laid down on the grass, and tried to make rain angels (are there such a thing??). Followed by her complaining that "it's wet out".. DUH, RAIN ANGELS!! One of my friends was like "I hear it's not quite as wet by North Quad, why don't you go check it out" and I SWEAR, she almost went. Anyhow, she had red red red hair and always wore it in two braids.. hense, Pippy.

Hoover.. All I'm going to say about this is that it was self proclaimed by the girl, so take that as you may.

Christina ..This girl that lived on my floor... I think she spent $656874 a week on hairspray...But she did emulate Christina (Aguilara) pretty well I guess. It was just funny cuz EVERYONE on campus knew who 'Christina' was.. I don't even think I ever knew her real name.

anyhow, this is getting long..if i think of any other winners, ill let you know

This all sound very familiar, but different name:

Da Groupiez-Group of Freshman girls who always hang around us. I always chase them away cause they get very very annoying. Esp when I'm studying or trying to beat one of my brother at pong. They also wear scanty cloth and tight stuff, even in the middle of a Buffalo winter. Insane or what?

Flowie - She flow from bedroom to bedroom.

Siren - Freaking loud girl. Imagine the rest.

And of course:
The Dugeon and dragon crew - They'll be playing dungeon and dragon in the middle of campus. Not the board game, but actually dress up the part and argue if they killed somebody or they violated some rule. Interesting to be sitting next to a wizard and a knight during class.

Gut Girl-low rider pants, baby doll t-shirt, gut hanging out

Miss Titicaca-put her financial aid money towards a boob job

Rooster Girl...anycockwilldo!

NAKED GUY - he's naked.

DRUNK GUY - he's drunk.

MARRIED GUY - he's not married. he's just had the same, controlling girlfriend since he was in high school.

FABIO - not so stout has Fabio, but long blond hair. white wife beater, jeans, and boots. walked like a superhero and fast enough to have the wind blowing his hair.

Hmm..we have:

Pumpkin Puss- She's well..umm...over 300lbs and wears tights..not a pretty sight.

Poopy-Hands Jeremy- He never washes his hands after using the bathroom.

Inverted Nipple Girl- I guess this chick has what her name is..

Stinky Puss- Umm..yeah...too many of my guy friends have got her into bed just to roll over and act like they're asleep.

Fag- My personal name for my ex that kinda grew around campus

Fat B*tch- Some girl who goes to another school yet likes to show up at games and denounce Greeks here..

Inbred- Heh. A chick who likes to flirt w/every professor just to say she was sexually harrassed by them in some way, plus, she's one UGLY female.

The Twins- Twins who walk together, live together, dress identical, and never part and also never socializes w/anyone else.

Gay David- Some guy who likes to tell all the fraternities that he's gay and interested in joining. (Nothing wrong w/that..but..he just does it in a way that makes the other guys uneasy)

Dr.Teeth- Some chick who is pretty yet..has pretty messed up teeth..I mean..-really-bad..

Those are the ones I can think of as of right now.

hehee wicked funny

hot bobby - the really really really hot bother of a local fraternity

ms ho'brien - a girl from my HS that comes to parties here and preys on the fraternity guys

frat rats - i know "frat" is really disrespectful, but the guys themselves made this one up.. they are the girls who roll up to the houses dress like HOOCHIES and are there are at 931 when the party starts at 930.. will sleep with anything with letters

big head - this one girl with, well, a rather large head

trashslut trashiest girl on campus

good lay really ugly guy, but hear he's a really good lay

andy george too many andys, decided to add "george" to this andy's name. his middle name is jeffery. dont' ask why. :)

and of course there is 'kappa stephanie" or "kerri phi-rho"... we all are guilty of that :)

The Twins- Twins who walk together, live together, dress identical, and never part and also never socializes w/anyone else.
now.

Were they on A Makeover Story? There were twins from Kent State on the TLC show a while back ... Daytime TV is so addictive ...

on my campus....
 

Ghetto Guy/Girl- The guy/girl that is always decked out in the latest urban streetwear, and has a gold tooth. This person hangs out in our main courtyard blasting rap music, and walks around with no books.

Low-Low- The guy thats always trying to get into places, or something for a discount price....or even free

Miss Priss- A freshman girl, usually a sorority new member that always wears dresses, skirts, and heels. She's really stuck up, and gasps when she hears someone swear.

Snatch- A freshman girl, usually a GDI. Not a bright girl, because she falls for anything a college guy says. She gets this name because she's f*cked half the guys in XYZ fraternity

___(insert fraternity) Ho- A sorority woman that only hangs out with XYZ fratenity (she is usually called this name by fraternity guys that she doesn't hang around with).

Loser Guy/Girl- A guy/girl that have a really bad personaliity, and has gone through fraternity or sorority recruitment over and over and over. This person never gets a bid, and still continues to kiss-up to XYZ (to the dismay of all of their members).

Hot Wheels- this guy who tries to run over everyone on campus with his electric-powered super expensive wheel chair. You know when he's coming cuz the chair has a SOUND SYSTEM on it with hugeass speakers! You can hear the booming from half a mile away, and then you hear the rheeeee of the wheels & get the heck outta his way or he'll run your ass over (and he HAS run over people, but how mean would you sound complaining that someone handicapped had attacked you?)!

Angry Anarchist- the girl/guy on campus who sport full Hot Topic wardrobes (think vampire-esque) & give you "the evil eye" if you're dressed even remotely preppy (double the meanness towards Greeks).

Illegally Blonde- the girl who has bleached her hair since 7th grade, but her roots are VERY OBVIOUS, because she's... erm...kinda trashy & she either can't afford a root job, or doesn't care.

Mr. Ladylike- a guy (er...girl?) on campus who... let's just say he obviously prefers the male species, and EVERYONE knows it just by looking at him. He talks with a sassy high-pitched valley girl accent, his shirts and pants are perfectly ironed, and he wears a purple backpack with smileyface stickers all over it. He swings his "hips" when he walks, does "the hand thing" (you know what I mean), and calls everyone (guys and girls alike) "sweetie".[/b]

more later.... gotta take a shower & get ready for work :P