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lake 07-17-2005 02:16 AM

Are you there, Jesus? It's me, lake.

Hast Thou forsaken us?

Now that I've finally been led to Christ, I find that You are not here.

Is it true that when we feel You are far from us (like we do now), that You are actually very near? Is that what's going on?

Xylochick216 07-17-2005 10:28 AM

Jesus, we've all been calling for you and you are not answering! Have you forgotten about us GCers, or do you just not care anymore? I am losing my faith in you, Jesus :(

AznSAE 07-17-2005 05:55 PM

i think JC got banned to hell for making fun of Tom.

DeltAlum 07-17-2005 06:42 PM

"Prove to me that you're devine...turn my water into wine..."

"Prove to me that you're no fool...walk across my swimming pool..."

...Superstar

RedRoseSAI 07-19-2005 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AznSAE
i think JC got banned to hell for making fun of Tom.
I don't think so - his earlier posts in this thread still say "member" not "banned".

AznSAE 04-07-2006 12:22 PM

sorry to bump this, but i saw on the news.

jesus, did judas really betray you? they found documents recently.

mulattogyrl 04-07-2006 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Imperial1
Sorry Isa if I hurt your feelings.

Imperial1

LOL! Sorry this made me chuckle.

GeekyPenguin 05-31-2006 05:18 PM

l��k seems to think you sent them here. Is this so, Lord? Is it her, Lord? Did she heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear you calling in the night?

Tom Earp 05-31-2006 06:24 PM

Wow, the Bible is proven Right and Wrong Yearly.

Do not beat Your Breasts with Palm Fronds. Damn they hurt!

Also if You a have a large Bible and beat it against Your Noggin, OUCH!:o ;)

AznSAE 06-01-2006 09:51 AM

i think jc had enough of us gcers because he is notanswering our questions anymore. so, i think we should answer them for him since he speak through others.

Aduladi 06-07-2006 10:27 PM

I read on the internet recently that the H. in your name stands for Harry. Is that true?

Scandia 06-08-2006 06:57 AM

OK, it says in the Bible that you said "Ask, and you shall receive".

So why hasn't my one and only selfish wish not been granted?

FirstAndFinest 03-26-2007 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AznSAE (Post 1259287)
i think jc had enough of us gcers because he is notanswering our questions anymore. so, i think we should answer them for him since he speak through others.

Great idea!

BetteDavisEyes 03-27-2007 12:33 AM

Since Jesus is not around anymore, I'll answer my own questions.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes (Post 1050665)
Dear Jesus,

Will my future mother-in-law be afflicted with a disease that makes her leave us alone & become mute?

No so stop asking.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes (Post 1050665)
Will my car last me through December?

It did until you crashed it in January.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes (Post 1050665)
Will my little sister always be such an over-achiever that makes me look bad?

Yes so get over it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes (Post 1050665)
Will my former best friend go away?

How can she if you're on the phone with her right now?


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