To everyone, but in particular, the people I work with:

1) Stop asking me what's wrong. If we are cool like that, I'll tell you. Otherwise, PISS OFF! If you ask me again, my response is not going to be kind. :mad:

2) Stop talking to me like I'm either 5 or ignorant. I'm neither. Speak to me in the manner that you would like to me to speak to you. Do NOT speak to me in a condescending tone because I'm not going to respond. PERIOD. If I've never done it before, then ask me questions to assess whether or not I can handle the task. DO NOT ASSUME I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. :mad: But if you KNOW that I've done it before and done it WELL, ASSUME IT'LL BE THAT WAY EACH AND EVERY TIME I DO IT. I'm not going to be GREAT one day and HORRIBLE the next.

If you cannot follow 1 & 2, don't be surprised when I respond to you in a unkind and barely professional manner.

I am NOT in the mood today. PERIOD. So stay in your office and the $%&^ up off my back. Why I gotta be chatty with you to be OK???? Just because I am NOT chatty does NOT mean I have a problem with you. Please check your insecurities at the door. I am not compassionate all like that. If you need your ego stroked, you came to the wrong $%$%&^&$% place.

AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

If you ask me if I had lunch already and I say, "No, I'm not hungry," LEAVE IT BE!!!!!! Don't ask me more than once. I DON'T LIKE REPEATING MYSELF TO GROWN FOLKS. I SAID I'M NOT HUNGRY AND I MEANT IT!!! NO, I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR FOOD. I'M A GROWN @$$ WOMAN!!! I CAN FEED MYSELF WHEN I'M GOOD AND READY TO. NOW, I SAID NO, LEAVE ME ALONE. :mad:

BACK UP!!! :mad:

Y'all can't tell when people just don't feel like being bothered? Is this a friggin' cultural difference???? I DON'T FEEL LIKE BEING BOTHERED TODAY! I DON'T WANT TO TALK! I DON'T FEEL LIKE BEING BOTHERED!!!! LEAVE. ME. ALONE.

DAYUM.

:mad:

People at Soror Ideal's job: Please leave her alone. I don't want my Soror to go to jail for cutting someone.

...or, at least give her the "right" color post-it notes for her mailings. :)

Hang in there, M. You've been through waaaay tougher stuff.

What the hell was Jennifer Lopez thinking when she got her arse up there trying to sing in Spanish thinking it will disguise her non singing arse!


Ok, I am feeling my Sorors about the cops pulling you over hating on the Delta tag. I got a ticket twice by two cops for no damn reason. One wanted me to take my Delta tag off right then and there. Ummm, no mofo! I ain't taking this tag off. Needless to say I got my way. A Soror was a Senator in that county and I reported his arse.

Middle finger to the po pos.

To my boyfriend: Can you please open up those cute lil eyes and see that your ex is triflin and your Godmomma trynna start stuff? Quit accusin me of things, she's making it up. After all she is your ex's best friend. And can you quit talking to your ex? I mean girl tried to break us up and you still talkin like y'all brotha and sista.

To my dad: I love you I really do. But you supposedly only stayin at my house for 2 weeks and now its a month and a half later.... you're gettin aggravating. Quit complaining about my cats, they ain't leavin. Quit leavin every light in the house on, I can't afford the power.

To my bf's ex: Look, you're engaged. Why must you still try and sleep with my man? Worry about your fiance and let me take care of my man. And the next time you tell my bf a lie about me oh they gonna be some reprocussions.

Thanks, have a great day!

Ummmm sisterfriend, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if your man is communicating with his ex, there is more going on than just talking. If anyone back tracks, it is for a reason. It is even a bigger red flag if his Godmother is in alliance with her. Love suppose to unconditional and uninterrupted. If he is accusing you of things that his ex is telling him about and he BELIEVES it that is a clear sign he does not trust you. You may need to let them have each other and you move on. She's not
"trying" to sleep with your man, she IS sleeping with your man.

Dear DC Fab Four
 

I am looking forward to meeting you ladies tonight! We'll have a great time, I already know that. :)

to dsh: I love you. That's all. :)

to bib-d: you are getting to be a big girl now. dont let your friends lead you astray.

To My Mommy: Thank you for the 1/2 dozen peach roses!! Thank you for ALWAYS cheering me on even when there are countless obstacles in my way, including me, myself, and I. :D I love you!!!

Awwwwwwwww!!!! :D

to DC: You got me too confused. First off your trifling azz got a woman that you have been with for the past year. Why you still sweating me? You broke up with me stupid! I wanted nothing but you...and you made the choice to give all your goodies away. Build a bridge and get over it. Don't send me flowers on Valentine's day with a sweet card! What the heck do you want from me? :confused: I'm trying to move on like you want me to. Quit hanging on to me or make up your mind. Don't get mad cuz you can feel another man moving in...and now you wanna act right.. :rolleyes: nucka please!

To CM: You are so special to me. These last couple of months made me realize that it is possible to love again after a first love. You are truly what I need and want...and I'm happy with you too..as you so simplistically put it. I love you and can't wait for tonight.

To Mommy and Daddyand my Big bro: I love you guys! Especially you big daddy and big bro. You held up for me. I know you might not agree with the age difference but you understand that he is making baby girl happy and that's all that counts with you. Mom...thanks for trying to understand...but quit making those faces when you hear his name!:D

My tummy hurts. I should have stopped after one plate.

Re: Dear DC Fab Four
 

I had a nice time last night! Ladies, thanks so much for listening and offering sound advice. I love the network we have created for ourselves. We epitomize sisterhood and unity. I can't wait until the next Third Thursday! It only gets bigger and better from here! :D

To BlueReign:

:( What had happened? :(

Dear Ideal08: so what happened at work? Did ya kirk on the Susies? lol

I just booked a trip to Atlanta for March! I am so excited to go!!! :)

To the FabFour: Ladies thanks for a great evening. You are so right Ideal, we do epitomize sisterhood and unity. I can't wait for next month. I hope the suzies aint worked your nerve today. I'll let you know about the show.

To my upper respiratory system: Stop sneezing and expelling mucous! :mad:

It is so ON!
 

To my borderline high cholesterol level: I'm gonna kick yo azz BROOKLYN style. It's so freakin' on it's not even funny. My physical was PERFECT except for yo janky behind.

Blood Pressure - On point
Blood sugar - PERFECT
EKG - Right on time

My doctor is giving me six weeks to get you down before she
"jacks me up". Those were her words. :(

It's ON! :mad:

Re: It is so ON!
 

To Toocute's high Cholesterol, you betta watch out:eek: :eek: cuz you bout to be taken out; shut down; stomped out and she aint playing :p

To Toocute: girl you go, take care of your health. I (we) are cheering you on:D

Re: Re: It is so ON!
 

Thanks Girl! I have to stay on point for my little snugga bugga. I can't believe he'll be three on Sunday.

To JTR: I am so glad that you finally realized how stupid your friends are and how they would do anything to get with you. I told you once, twice, three times about the trick and you wouldn't listen until she crossed that line. A woman always knows.

To SCSC: I like my job, no doubt. I am thankful everyday that I got one this good right before I moved home from graduating, but I be damned if I am going to let someone run over me because I am 22. There must be a reason why I am the COORDINATOR and you are just the tutor or parent. Don't misjudge the age. I worked hard for my degree so respect that...NOW

To Bush: Now that your sorry butt is back in office, you are making it really hard on everyone. I mean, I was all hyped up to get some of my student loans to float into thin air because I work for a non-profit organization and they say that I cannot do that any more because Bush did away with that WTF??? I wish someone will tag his butt right now!!!

To SkeephistAKAte and Bobby Earl,

First and foremost, I would like to say that what happened in the Kappa forum will stay in the Kappa forum; I have no plans of rehashing the issues or bringing any of that mess over here. I said I was through with that debate over there and I meant it. I do wish to extend an olive branch to the both of you and do hope that one day.....

...you will learn how to forgive and forget.
...you will have the courage to talk TO me and not AT me.
...your criticism will be constructive, and not demeaning.
...we can communicate like men and women, and not like children or teenagers.
...we can mutually disagree without being juvenile
...the bystanders at GC can finally recognize how foolish this behavior is for ALL parties involved and admonish it immediately.

I have recognized my error(s) and grew up. Maybe one day, you will be able to do the same thing.

Good day.

Unfortunately sex sells and if Omarion wants to say "O", we have teenage girls that are ready to find out what that "O" is... I hate to be honest but thats what I heard after him an Marques Houston had a concert in my home town. What a shame:o

I was thinking the same thing. Shoot, I was in my 20s before I knew what an O was.. lol..teeny boppers dont need to wonder what an O is.

UH OH!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

50 Cent: When will you grow up?? Don't you think its a TAD bit childish to kick the Game out because he didn't agree with you? He's a grown man, you are a grown man. You should fight your battles alone and respect his right to decline involvement.

Kanye West: YOU ARE A PUNK. How dare you call WGCI and threaten to severe ties because they called you out?? Are you going to call the station everytime they say something you don't like? That radio station MADE you, you need them as the biggest radio station in YOUR hometown to support you! :rolleyes:

CAR ALARMS
 

To The Mofo whose car alarm has been going off intermittently since 6:45 am: YOU SUCK!!!!!! Nobody wants that Barney on wheels!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

To Justice Clarence Thomas:

WHY? I just don't get you. Why? Is Scalia really that cool? Must you echo everything he says? I mean, do you really think we should kill kids...really? You honestly think that is not cruel and unusual? Really....I mean, really?!

I really think that you and Ward Connaly need Jesus....bad.

To Charles the bug eyed fool

We are kinda cool and have known each other for 30 days. Our whole kick it thing was cool because you are going through what I am about go through as far as moving to another city. Well after a few conversations you got on this "I want you to be my woman" blah blah yakity splat. Let me remind you before we phoned each other that I am in a relationship. And, upon talking again shared with you:

(1) I have a manfriend
(2) I am moving to another state when the opportunity presents itself.
(3) Why I'm moving
(4) WE CAN ONLY BE FRIENDS BECAUSE (1) I HAVE A SIGNIFICANT OTHER

Remember we have only known each other for a month, you work strange hours and I talk with you just to shoot the breeze. You seemed like a cool cat but now I take that back. From jump I told you "I have a manfriend and that we could only be phone friends." Every time I talked to you we spoke about my upcoming job interview and that hopefully if things work in my favor I’ll be moving. (Basically sharing with you my worry and fears about the situation over and over again FOR 30 days) Which means I've told you what is going on in my life?

The week of the interview I had a ton of stuff to do four exams, two presentations, working from 8-5pm Monday through Friday, doing homework, educating myself on the company so I can be on point when asked and finally trying to get ready for this interview. You phoned me the Sunday before and I shared with you all the mentioned information. So then fool would you call me and and say "YOU CAN'T CALL ________(N word)?" Let me remind you that I was in an airport and trying to maintain my composure because I cannot stand the "N" word. So I politely told you " I will call you when I get to home because I'm in Chicago trying to preserve my cell phone battery until I arrive home." YOU made the following mistakes:

(1) hung up on me
(2) sent me a text message say "I seent u was actin funny all week couldn't call me and isht and now you are in Chicago, I don't need people like you in my life."
(3) getting attached when we have only known each other for 30 days

So my reply message stated, "Okay you have a nice life"

Now I am the type of person that feels as if you send me a message or tell me something like that I'm ghost… nice meeting and have a nice life. Especially since I didn't do anything to you.

So you send a snide comment back like "Yeah whatever you ain't bout isht anyway." Aight bruh I haven't responded to that message, deleted your number from my cell phone and blocked you on AOL.

Why would your fool arse send a message to my cell saying "U mean"?
Why did you text me again this morning?

Message (1)

"Can I still have my birthday Cd"

Hecks no I sent that CD that only cost me a penny from Amazon.com back to the person I purchased it from, you won't ever get the CD. And, because I'm just a mean and terrible person I am no longer going to respond to you idiotic messages.

Message(2)

"So u not chating wit me anymo huh? I thought you liked me"

These were your exact words and I regret telling your busta brown arse that you were likeable. You suck big time because you can't spell worth a darn. (I can't spell either but I know how to use spell check and proper syntax when needed)

Stop texting my cell phone you bug eyed fool. DARN!!!

To OrangeMoon: Tell Charles the Bug Eyed fool to CALL TYRONE!! :p

To T: It was nice to hear from you again. :)

DISCLAIMER: I am not still interested in any of my ex's its just that I am pissed that they did not remember my birthday. They should have remembered one of the females that have changed them in many ways for the better.

To my first ex-boyfriend: It is truly sad how I had to darn near threaten you to get you to tell me happy birthday. And don't you dare say you forgot because our birthday's are only a week apart sucka!!! You did call me, but it was after I e-mail punked you. And I hope that the "situation" you are going through actually works out this time. Because what you told me before about this "situation" it sounded really stupid therefore I didn't/don't believe you. I hope for your own sake that you were lying to me, because if you were not you are truly a sad man. And I am so happy I am no longer with you now.
To my Second-ex boyfriend: You sorry punk. HOw could you forget my birthday? It is two days before your own?!?!? And when I called you to tell you happy birthday, just being nice, you apologized about forgeting my birthday, but you said what day my birthday was on????!!! If you forgot about my birthday how could you have possibly told me what day it was on??? And please stop telling me you will call me back or that you will call me sometime because we both know it's not gonna happen. I am no longer that 18 year old girl that stilll believes whatever comes out of your mouth. I know you are a liar and you like to say stuff that sounds nice without meaning it. And stop asking people about how i am doing, because they are coming to me and telling me, call me and ask me yourself. DOn't worry I won't catch feelings for you, my current MANfriend has all of my affection and love. I am so glad I am no longer with you.
To the guy I really can't stand but refuse to hate: I don't know why I started a conversation with you the other day. Maybe because I am trying not to hate you anymore, i really don't care if you didn't remember my birthday because you don't matter. I am just trying not to have hate in my heart for anyone. You are still a lame though.
To the guy that calls me every zebra striped moon: Call me!!! I want to know if you are alive and how u are doing.
To my MANfriend: I love you and thank you for being who you are. Also thank you for loving me and standing by me. Thank you for being a MAN and not a little boy like the other one's were.:D

To my mother: Are you really my mom?! I see your name on the birth certificate, but somehow I believe I was switched at birth! Please act 41 and not 20. I and the other kids would very much appreciate it. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if you don't change, you will be OLD and WRINKLED and ALONE!!! You are SO headed in that direction. Its a wonder, you have any friends at all because you are so fake. I pray to GOD that I find it in my heart to forgive you one day. I think I have made your life miserable enough and I am tired. I no longer care what you do and who you do it with, but if a hair so much as come out of place on my sister's head one mo gin, there's going to be TROUBLE, TROUBLE!! I really wish you would grow up and realize that in the end, you are going to be needing and wanting your CHILDREN'S help when you can't do things for yourself and I wonder who is going to be there?!!.... :mad: :mad: :confused:

To my sister: Keep ya head up! You have a year and a half left in that hellhole! Pull those grades up and get yaself together because that's going to be what helps you to grow and move on.

To my brother: Smart move! Behave and keep making things happen. I'm proud of you, but you need to work on your temper. It ain't that serious!

To myself: Please learn to forgive and let go. Things will be okay, but you can't be truly happy until you forgive! You can make your dreams come true. There is no limit to what you can do. Handle your business!!!

To my hair: Please grow!!

To the flu season: THANK YOU for missing me this year! Good Bye and Good Riddance!

To my car: Stay clean!

To Tracy McGrady: I am the one for you! Wise up!

To my 3 yr old nephew: Happy Birthday!! Please behave!

To my granny and grandpa: I LOVE YOU DEARLY!!! Please keep being yourselves. I don't know where I would be without you. Oh, and keep spoiling me! Me likes! LOL! :D

Q

LOL Call himmmmmmmmmm...he might have to call the Po Po if he keeps playing on my phone. :rolleyes:

To Maury: Stop showing shows with children who are desperately trying to have babies. It makes my blood boil to see these children trying to do things of which they have no TRUE knowledge of. Stop showing these mothers who need to be mothers to these kids BEFORE they hit puberty.

To B: Stop calling me trying to talk to me like we are a couple. You have a girlfriend, need I remind you of that everytime we speak? If you want me, you need to drop her and even then it's not a guarantee you'll get me.

To the girl that annoys me in every class we have together: Read the chapters in the book and stop asking me everything!!! I know I have a decent grade in the class, but you can too if you read the chapters, read and take notes, and listen to what the teacher is talking about. I am not paying tuition to help you all the time. I don't mind helping you sometime, but when you ask me a question about everything that escapes the teachers mouth you are hindering me. So if it seems like I have an attitude with you at times, this is why.
To the 2 friendships I am rethinking: I believe both of you chicks are leeches. I think you use people to get what you want and then talk about them like dogs. One of you I never considered my friend because I could see your ways from jump. But due to certain circumstances I foolishy believed we could become friends. Well I am a fool no longer. The other chick I thought we were friends. But the way you have been treating me lately and talking to me lately, I can do without. I don't know what the hell your problem is, but do not take it out on me because I haven't done anything to you. It seems you are only nice to me when I can help you with something. Find another "helper" because I am through with you.
To my somewhat friend at home: Please stop acting like you are something you are not. I know u are as soft as pudding, please stop acting hard. And girl if you don't stop telling my business I am gonna have to sever ties with you. When we are together you already jump and stomp on my last good nerves, but please don't irritate me over the phone. And just for your own knowledge, I have almost whooped yo butt over 3 times already because of silly, irritating, immature things you do. And don't act like you don't know what gets on my nerves because I tell you. AND STOP ACTING JEALOUS OF MY MANFRIEND!!! Maybe its because you have never been in a real relationship before so you don't understand our feelings for one another which causes us to spend a lot of time together. But if you are my friend please try to be understanding and not get mad when I tell you I have plans with my boo. I could see if I spent every hour with him but I don't. I make time for my friends and him, and sometime I combine you both. So chill the hell out.
To my hormones: Stop acting up!!! You are causing me to act nuts!!!

EVB: Not everything that people feel or see is of the devil, God gave many gifts and we are taught to love others as ourselves.
STOP ACCUSING PEOPLE OF BEING DEMONIC, and telling them that they need to be DELIVERED. It is that particular mindset that drives people from the church in droves.

To My Ex Boyfriend: I think its really crappy how I treated you like gold for 4 months and you've lied and cheated on me with your ex gf for at LEAST the past month and a half. However, remember, what goes around, comes around. And I hope its ten fold on you!!!

To My Ex's GF: I dont care if you lie to your ex fiance. I just care that you lie on me. You knew darn well that me and him were together. You just saw us together last week. Why are you always lying on me?? I haven't done anything to you. But the same goes to you to: what goes around comes around.

To My Ex's Cousin: No I wont date you. I still think you are responsible for my stuff getting stolen while I was in Germany. Besides I dont date family members.

To My Ex's Lil Bro.: No we can't hook up. You have a gf!! Did you think I forgot about her?? Besides, I'm tired of dealin with your drama-filled momma. I aint trynna hear her questions or anything about me n ya brother.

To My Daddy's Ex: Quit causin drama. He's married. He's not gettin divorced. GET OVER IT & HIM!!! When you start stuff with him, I'm affected to. I'm tired of my plans bein messed up cuz you wanna break up a marriage. Quit homewreckin and gold diggin!

To My Nannie: I miss you. I miss being able to talk to you and get advice. I love you, and I'll see you again one day.

To my sister in laws - There haven't been too many times where you guys have had to witness "Lavita" my alter personality....but darn it Enough is Enough. You don't Work. I DO....everyday M-F from 8-5. That means I get home at 5:30PM....that means I don't want you knocking at my door at 5:32PM everyday M-F expecting a meal, borrow toliet paper, paper towels, and groceries!
When say I'm tired and ready to take a shower....that means you have worn out your welcome.....Get the "eff" out. That is not an invitation to sit another 30-60 minutes, that doesn't mean check your emails, it's doesn't mean finish watching a movie it means LEAVE. Tonight I am going home and going directly to bed because I am sleep deprived......if you stop by expect to be standing at the front door. I have warned your brother that if he doesn't tell you guys TONIGHT to live me alone for a couple months.....Lavita WILL.

To John and Jane Student: Please stop calling my office asking when you are going to get your refund check!! :mad: :mad:You're going to get yours IN THE MAIL within 10-14 business days of your loan disbursement. I believe I told you that when you finalized for your classes.

If you are a human resources major and you are having trouble completing your FAFSA you may want to change your major. (I mean come on it's just simple data entry) :rolleyes:

If you withdraw from all of your classes YOU ARE NO LONGER A STUDENT. Therefor, your loans will never come in. You will not be getting a pell grant, seog grant, MI tuition grant or any kind of financial aid. As a matter of fact, the fund that have come in will be returned and your going to owe a balance! What's that you say? You don't have to pay. ohhhh contraire!! You signed this wonderful little thing called a withdrawal policy and it states that you agree that no matter what happens YOU HAVE TO PAY. so stop wasting everyone's time with these falty a$$ balance appeals. Next time, just try going to class. (what a crazy idea for a student).

***Whew***

To Jack and Jill student: I LOVE YOU!! You are always on time for your appointments. You complete your financial aid in advance and not the day before classes begin. I thank you for responding to my emails and voicemails instead of telling a lie and saying that yuo never received it. Thank you for doing what you are supposed to do, when you are supposed to do it.:D

To John and Jane Student's mama's sister's child's niece and nephew, (your Central Florida cousins) James and Jessica Student: Um. . . you know you didn't go to class, so any check that you may have received was not meant to be spent. And why is it a surprise that you have a hold on your records because you owe money? Ya think it had something to do with the more than $600 dollars you got from the gub'ment?

To me: Proof read your text before you post a reply! *Walks away mumbling "College graduate" AS IF!!