To my new neighbors across the street:

Look, I'm not really sure what to say to you at this point. But for real, wtf is wrong with y'all? You have a driveway AND a garage. We have neither. So WHY are you parking in front of OUR house? Did you think that was gon' fly? I guess you thought since the previous tenants didn't say anything, that it was all good. Well, it's a whole new day on the Avenue. Yeah, I waited for you to come home. I was gon' leave a note on your car, but my roommate told me not to. So I waited. Yeah, I stood outside until you got out of your car. And yeah, I questioned what you do with your garage and why you don't park in your driveway. Cuz the fact of the matter is this: I'm not parking DOWN THE STREET from my crib when you have a driveway. I'm not. And yeah, I waited for you to move your car so I could take your space. Why shouldn't I have? You were in front of MY house! Now, what made you look out your window? You don't need to look at me handlin' my business. Look at your husband and your kids when they are walking half a block back to the house cuz I took MY parking spot. Look at that. What, you mad? I don't give a #@!$. But I'ma tell you like this: the next time you are parked in front of my house and there is room in your driveway, I'm calling the city. And then I'ma leave a note on your car telling you I did so. If I'ma deal with this, I coulda stayed in the hood. Do this: Clean out all the isht in your garage and USE IT to park one of your vehicles in (like Usher said, that's what it's made for). Whatever you do, it better be three parking spots in front of our house for me and my roomies. Don't make this get ugly. Just do the right thing. Dang.

My Girl: who I absolutely love but am constantly reminded of how slow you can be sometimes. You left a good man for no apparent reason than you could. And yes I have heard all the reasons you gave but none of them amount to walking away from your marriage. And this new thing you started I just don't get it. Do you always have to be at the beginning of something instead of working with the system that is in place and is working? Girl you frustrating.

My HS HomeGirl: I love that you found me again. You were the closest thing to a sister I had when we were young and I cannot wait to finish catching up and keep growing up together.

My mom: I love you to death but we aren't going to win the lottery so you can solve all the problems of the world.

My cohort: y'all the best bunch of folks ever and I miss you and the babies already.

That boy in Texas: I hope a warm and toasty spot in hell opens up for you real soon.

My Shoulda Woulda Coulda: You so shouldn't be on my mind and I feel real bad for some of the stuff I've been thinking but you know that if I could I'd be curled up with you right now. I wish you and the wife nothing but the best and pray for a wee bit of relief from the feelings that were stirred back up recently.

Different state, but I understand. :D I really really do. :D

To the wanna be drag queen who came into the store on Sunday:
If you are going to dress like a "she" get rid of the 5 o'clock shadow before putting on the makeup! You are giving MAC a bad name!

Also learn to put on makeup!

HC I had to fight to keep a straight face??????

To the plumbers who were supposed to fix my kitchen sink yesterday:

Y'all came over to my house and discovered that you had to get certain parts for the sink. Y'all said that you will have to go out, but will be back within an hour, thus giving me ample time to pick my daughter up from summer camp.

HC Y'all DID NOT return to my house
HC Y'all DID NOT even bother to call my landord to tell her y'all would have to come back another day
HC That is BAD BUSINESS ETIQUETTE?????
HC Stop wasting people's time???

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

To my momma

Oooh, you looked so pretty in your wedding gown. I just wanted to cry. I've never seen you look so demure, sweet and innocent. All my life I've known you as the strong woman who did her to get things done. This is a new you. This takes some getting used to. While I love the old you, the you that sacrificed, and scrimped, and saved, and raised hell, and stood in our corners, and kept a foot planted firmly up our butts, and loved us hard, and loved us double because our father was so worthless, and put up with bad attitudes, and loaned us money, and never asked to be paid back, and forgave our trespasses, and walked through fire, and was my personal everything ( I took every breath with you, lady)...I'm kinda digging this new you, too. It's...interesting watching you become vunerable, and submissive to your future husband.

I'm trying so hard to like this man! Can he please give just a little tiny bit????:confused:

To CP
My heart is crying for you. While I don't personally know your pain, I can only imagine how stabbing it is. You have stood for the Lord in times, when others would have given up. The Lord will not turn a blind eye to that. He gave you the word, girlie, "He's restoring the years that you sowed in tears." When you are faithful to God, He is faithful to you. I don't know another person more faithful. You're not perfect, but you're faithful, and your heart is truly pure. God is concerned about you, and He loves you. Just hold on, girlie, your change is coming.

To My husband
Let's do this, baby. I'm waiting on you. ;)
All you need is faith the size of a mustard-seed.:D
I love you!

To Aaron's rent-a-center: I don't know what you were trying to pull,but it wasn't funny. Calling my house 3-4 times a day asking for someone who doesn't live here claiming that she owes you money. I talked to you once before about this, but 2weeks ago, you kept harassing me. I called and cursed you out about this but you claimed that you could not find my number in your system. You must of gotten it from somewhere because Caller ID and voicemail don't lie.

So I'm putting you on notice. You call my house one more time with this mess, I will be contacting a lawyer and starting the process of filing a lawsuit against you.

Oh.MY.GOODNESSS!!!!

What state do you live in? This happened to me also. When I first changed my phone number, they would call literally like 3-4 times a day and if I didn't answer they'd leave messages. I would tell them they had the wrong number and they would say something rude like, "Well, THIS is the number she gave us, when you see her tell her she needs to call us." I don't know WTF "SHE" is so how can I tell her to call you...you mofo's betta stop calling and harrassing me! :mad: Girl, you got me mad all over again. Those people used to piss me off. :mad:

I'm in Tx. And the jacked up part about the whole thing is that the city that I live in and the city from where they are calling me from are no where close to each other. It' like a 45 minute drive for me to get to their store. If I was going to rent something, you would think I would rent from a store that's closer to me. And this drama usually starts the first of the month becasue "Elizabeth's" bill is due on the 1st and she is always late.

But like I said, they got one more time contacting me with this nonsense.

To Financial Aid: If I have to come up there one more time to get you to take this stupid block off my account I will lose it. I’m tired of having to come up to that school every day to get you to just take a black off of my account.

To T&M: I don’t think either of you have a clue how much you have affected me in the past few weeks and I know in other peoples’ eyes this is the most unconventional relationship they have ever seen but your friendship each mean so much to me. Thank you for all of the “lessons” you have taught me. I’ve wanted it since I was 9 so it will never happen. I know that you will be there the whole time. Thanks!

To Everyone Back Home (especially Mommy & Daddy): I never thought that I would miss you as much as I have. Moving to MD was the hardest thing that I have ever had to do but to become the strong black woman that you have wanted to become. Know that everywhere I go you are w/me in my heart. I love you more than life itself.

To My Baby: To quote Beyonce’ (something I thought I would never do) “I can’t do this thing called life without you here with me”. I have never heard anything that has explained the depth of my feelings for you as much as this line. I love you.

And Lastly To G-Crew: Ladies, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You three are the reason that I am the woman that I am today. I only hope that Phoenix(Congrats Mommy Princess) is lucky enough to grow up and have three people who mean as much to her as you three mean to me.

AB: Ya know, you're incredible. You listen without passing judgement, and seem to know the right things to say; when to make me laugh and when to help in that spiritual arena. Thanks for being in my corner, thanks for the hours-long talks and thanks for being a really good friend.

JB: And, yes you ARE a silly goose! I love you!

Jr.: I've heard gran'ma btb87 say it too many times: Every dog has his day. Mark your calendar, because yours is coming.

To my bank account: Please multiply

My hair: hold on change is coming.

Shaolin: Mommy misses you and we'll be together again soon. Don't let Jodeci get to you.

My Usher CD (and all the other CDs I've lost along the way): WHERE THE HAYLE ARE YOU?!?!

My black dress socks: WHERE THE HAYLE ARE YOU?!!

Mr. Lindsey: Last time I checked my initials were not ATM.

Mr. Daimler Chrysler~ It has been almost a year since you made the announcement to my husband and his co-workers that you are closing the Foundry in our area anywhere from 1 to 4 years and you would be relocating employees or offering buyouts....Well could you hurry the hayle up with the relocation or give us a time frame or at least an update or and approximate close date and possible location. You know we would like to carry on with our lives. I want a nice new house like Mrs. Daimler Chrysler and the ability to drive a new car as well but it's kinda hard to do these things you and slow walking on the relocations....so my advice to you is HURRY the HAYLE UP! I can't even fathom how you not only disrupt our lives but then put us on hold forever and a million days with this waiting game. This is your only and final warning. We better hear something by Christmas or else.........

Little Bit with alot of MIGHT

to TS: you are a shady binch. But that's ok, b/c you are already on notice by YOUR higher ups. High turnover is not good for a 9 person unit...hmmmm

to HU: once i send in my application, please accept me into the Human Development program.

to DSH: I love you. I know I've been down lately, and I thank you for trying to get me out of my ditch.

to me: can YOU get your isht together, please. We need to make this plan work... :mad:

to Him: please stop pulling the rug out from under me. I get it.. I get it!!!

Hello to all...(that remember me)...

To D.W.
May the lord bless your transition from earth to heaven where you may rest and be a guardian angel to your 1 yr old daughter. I wish now that I actually talked to you and vice versa but I was blessed to know you for the years that we had.

To the BASTIDS that took D.W. away...
May the flames be neverending on that behind. She NEVER did nothing to nobody but sorry mofos couldn't see that. But the world is round and the space BELOW has PLENTLY of ROOM.

To Slick...
All the above is YOUR FAULT...a real MAN would NEVER do the stuff that YOU HAVE DONE! If you was a real MAN , she would STILL BE HERE!

Sidebar:
Live each day to the FULLEST...hug and kiss your love ones...say I LOVE YOU at least once a day to family/friends...keep in touch with people old/new in your life...

To Lil LaDeia...
Congrats on being in 1st grade and mommy is always here. My love is unconditional and forever plus three weeks.

To FLK, TG and CW...
Thank you for being...just that...a good friend(s) regardless of my grips and complains but my accomplishments and successes you will be there

To TJ
Same message above.

To OS III
Good luck in Cali if thats what you want...nothing really left to say but if it will be then we'll see...

To LaDeia (that's me)...
I see that I can do it but stop slacking...Congrats on helping in my first fashion show and this is just the beginning...everyday is a new and I must treat it as such...I have goals and I have determination...no struggle no progress...I will keep you all updated...

LaDeia
"...may laughter be the antidote to tears...unless you laughed so hard that it caused tears..."
- LaDeiaisum

To Soror Topaz: Thanks for giving me your copy of Free Money for Women Entrepreneurs. I know you are working on getting your business together, but thanks for being sisterly to spread the wealth around. Thanks for doing my toes today. They are extra purty again.


To my job: So you not gonna give me a bonus this quarter, huh? All right then. Never mind I gave you all at least 10 hours of my weekends in May and June. Be like that. You are not my FINAL place. I have my plan B and we are moving higher and higher. What you do to me you have to the least of them. You cannot touch me or hurt me but I won't give you more than my 10 hours a day no more.

To God: My life, my future, my book is in your hands.

To the woman I let get in front of me this morning from the CPCC parking lot: I was not staring waiting for you to say thank you. I was staring at your MANLY MUSTACHE!! :eek: :o :eek:

skool sucks
 

To My Academic Advisor: I really really want to graduate on time. im not sure I can stay here for yet another year. Why is that you wait until my Senior year to tell me I have some "General Education Courses" that I still need to complete in order to graduate?!?!?! I have all my credits, and 'Ive completed all my major classes so why do i need to take classes like General Health, Music Appreciation, and Classic Literature?!?!


Colleges are just trying to get more of my money.:mad:


ETA: What happened to all those credits I earned from my Post High School Classes??? Don't those count for anything???? And why are all these stupid GEC classes offer only in the SPRING???? You know Spring is the worst time to carry a full academic load!!!!
To Myself: Breathe Shadra, Breathe!! You can do this girl....you will be walking that stage this year!

To J.M.: Look, I have no real problem with you, but can you please use your INSIDE VOICE when you make personal calls. You are not supposed to make personal calls, but you definitely don't hide the fact. If I can hear you over my music, you are too dayum loud. Cool azz coworker, but I need you to learn how to speak in lower tones. :mad:

To GOD: Thank You, Thank You. I am in awe everytime of what You can do. You have never let me down, even when things seemed impossible. Thanks for looking out for me after I lose hope. I love You!

Prayer: You do change things

Mama: Even though I don't act like it, I appreciate your words of advice, no matter how long they may be. You are what I will become. That's good stuff. Love ya! You should already know that though.

My Tear ducts: Why are you so weak? Who do I cry over everything?

Louisiana: I miss you. The "Boot" is one of a kind. Where else can I go to the club for free and get quarter drinks? Where can hear bounce music and Lil Boosie and Pump da Party? I'm coming back soon.

Southern Univ.:Even after two years, I still miss being superficial and getting dressed up for Pretty Wednesday. You are my educational foundation. YOu are the best and nothing less. Undergrad was the Sh%**t!

Kevin: Have fun and learn something in school. Don't make come down there. Protect yourself please! No diseases, no children.

LSU: How I hated you in grad school, but I kinda miss ya.

Memphis: After I said I would never come back, here I am again. Not so bad after all. I did grow up here. Stop giving us the rep of having "curls and gold teeth" ONly a few still have curls. D@mn shame, too.

Lil Whoa: I wish I could see you, among other things

Short Men at the club that always ask me to dance: Two words: BEAT IT! You like tall women, but I love tall men. Life just isn't fair

Charlene: Please take ya a$$ back to Anthony Hamilton, so they can stop playing the song every 2 sec.

The A$$hole: Why do I like you? Why do you know that? This wasn't in my plans, ya know. And contrary to what you think, my goodies will stay in the jar

My linesisters: Wish I was everywhere all of you are. Ya'll are the shizznit

Lil Wayne: Why did you take "Go DJ" from PNC?

5:00 p.m.-Why are you taking so long to get here?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by tnxbutterfly
TO my place of employment: See, I thought it was just me that you had a problem with and that's why I got a crappy review. Nope, appearently you have problems with EVERYBODY and so everybody got crappy reviews. What's up with that? Are we having money problems, is that why nobody got any raises? Then you act like you're surprised when people call in. You know what's the deal. You might as well start advertising, because I feel a lot of us are going to be there much longer [/QUOTE


To my newly ex-place of employement: YOU SUCK.:mad:
Naw,j/k (barely). I knew that when I had my review in June, that I was as good as fired. You said that you needed to see a big improvement or else...... Well, even though I hated this job and didn't think I had enough motatvation to keep going, I sucked it up anyway and tried to pretend that you were the bestest place to work in the whole state of Texas. Appearently my acting skills are not quiet up to par. You could see that I was making an improvement trying to pretend that this was the best place to work, but I was making myself miserable in the process. So as of today at 4pm est , you put me out of my misery and let me go. I'm not really surprised. Just really annoyed that I didn;t have a backup plan in place. In the long run, I'll look back and thank you for doing what I was going to do anyway. But for now....YOU SUCK

To my manager: Who did you have to sleep with to get where you are? I mean you are so dumb I think you may have rode the little yellow school bus. I wish you would stop giggling, walking around the department all day getting in others peoples business and then at the end off the say say you go nothing done! I wish you would realize that the Big Boss hates your frigin guts, she thinks you are a big, stupid, doesn't no nothing broad!

To my WT co worker: Why are you so nosey? Why do you think you must know what my schedule is?? Are you my manager??? NO!!!!! I wish you would see I am a strong black woman who takes care of responsiblities. I work, go to school, tend to the house and take care of my baby without a man supporting me. You on the other hand had a husband who was in the military and fully supported you and you never had "real" full time job until your kids were all grown and out of the nest.

Wisdom tooth on the right side: I HATE YOU! And when I find my dental insurance card you are soooo GONE!:mad:

ughh
 

To my sorry azz baby daddy.....Drop Dead cause We don't need u in our lives:o :mad: ...nuff said

Re: ughh
 

You're a mom. :confused:


To the Mercedes Driving, Apartment Living Man who had the utter auDAYUMdacity to honk at me this morning: SPEED ON TO THE HOT PLACE BELOW!!!:mad:

To my trusty salesperson @ Lincoln Mercury: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!! The news you called with today has been my happiest news all week. I can't wait until tomorrow morning. :D :cool:

To RC: It's coming and you know it.

If the Lord sees fit CT4, i will be in 8 months...lol

WOW!!:eek: :eek:

Congrats.

to mnm: uh, can YOU call a sista back? I"m worried and we dont like to get worried and stuff.

to dlb: let me know if you need anything. Mi casa es su casa, and that is for REAL.

to cb: you are a _____.

to these migraines: can ya'll take a freakin hike?! You made me miss AMC TWO days in a row!!:mad: :mad:

to ltt: I need to leave you alone. Curse this attraction. :(

to Him: make said attraction go away..and leave me alone.... Why for are You trying me...?

to the cute babies I keep seeing: ya'll are precious, but stay the heck away from me!!! lol

to the place I interviewed at last week: can you call a sista back with some good news? shoot, with any news?! lol

to the temp agency: uh, why come you aint called me back? I need a paycheck like last week.

to my mattress: my lumbar region thanks you...:D

PC Repair folx that's had my computer for 5 days: How dare you claim that you fixed my computer and have some arbitrary guy deliver it back to me, when I'm NOT there, and leave it up to my incompotent roommate to deal with it....then only to find out that my hard drive isn't even installed...do better...if it's not fixed by tomorrow, don't expect a payment...mm'k thanks!:rolleyes:


My incompotent rommate: ummm...girlfriend you think you can leave a note on a sista's door to let her know what the incapable PC dudes said about my machine...had i not asked you would have never told me....do better...and please tell me when my MOTHER calls...mm'k thanks! :rolleyes:


Mommy: Even though it's my 4th year of school I know you still miss ya babygirl....but calling me @ 8a.m. on a Monday when I have no classes is a little much. I LOVE YOU sooo much...if it were anyone else they would be leaving a message. (I'll be home soon try not to cry much! LoL)


Brother: Don't go days w/o calling our mama....you know she be worryin...DO BETTER!


Chin & Cheeks: It's been a year and half and I still can't shake you...WHY?? :confused: quit poppin up in my dreams, and pretty much every other time i get a free moment to have a clear thought...why oh why did i google you?? (did i make the wrong choice in walking away from you?? wish i knew:( )


Homey from Hodoh's House: You are my girl for life! Maybe one day we'll take each other's advice...or should I say...our own advice cause we end up saying the same things.


BRAY: you are the realest girl i've met since I've got here...it's gonna be a crazy year... it's your turn...Random Thought #13...holla @ a roomie!


Christopher: I don't appreciate you acting brand new cause I told you to change your ways...do better...we've been knowing each other too long...DO BETTER! (still love ya tho)


La La: I miss you sooooo much. Life aint the same w/o you down the hall from me. I'm coming to visit SOON! And we're going to Gladys & Rons then bowling in Decatur at 2:00 a.m. for old times sake! :D

To my nannie: Please get better. I know you want to give up and leave us all, but I just dont feel that its time. You helped raised me when I was little, and I just can't think of thought of you not being here anymore. I love you.

To my internet friend: You really are like the sister I never had. I don't know what I would do without you. You help me through so much and I just want to THANK YOU *hug*

To my lil army guy: What's really the deal??? I mean you're forever telling me you'll call me back, and you're forever telling me how you would like to be an inspiration in my life. Well sweetheart, I have news for you. You irk me to no end when you don't call back, and because we never talk, you CAN'T be an inspiration. I honestly don't think you have time to be an inspiration. How about you do you, I'll do me, and we'll see where those paths cross, K? K.

To the Higher Being: I know you have plans for me, and I understand that. However, I would like to know why is it that no matter how hard I try I just never seem to make it or get ahead for that fact? Please give me the strength to make it through this semester and thank you for giving me my grandmother for another day.

To my AWESOME sister Ms. Cristol :) - I am glad that we have this tight bond that won't NEVA EVA break. I hope that all the things that we have gone through and will go through just strengthens our friendship even more. I BELIEVE in you and you BELIEVE in me. Together everything will work out just as we dream them. I LOVE YOU!!! *HUGS*

To my boss: LMAO...I wonder why you have been so nervous lately??? I wonder why the big coporate peeps are in your face all the sudden....??? Could it be ...that....a phone call to them is the reason why your trying to fix all the wrongs you have done...
TOO LATE....revenge SWEET!!!!!!!

TO my future life: I will be there will soon....wait for me ...LMAO

To the LORD: Thank You so much for helping me keep my sanity intact throughout all those complicated episodes that were tearing me apart. Thank You for sending me the most awesome people in the world to be my friends..Thank You for listening to my prayers even when they can be very silly...and again THANKS
for keeping all my friends and love ones safe...and also I...

the computer lab at the university: Why does it take so long to log onto a computer? It is unthinkable to have to wait 20 minutes just to use the computer. Get it together!! I can't just run in and check my email or the weather. I have to allow a full half hour for that. This university is smaller than where I did my undergrad and they had no problems, so you have no excuse.

Students in the parking lot: When you have a green sticker in your window that says staff/faculty, you get to park in this lot. I have one of those, so if you park here, yes I am going to call campus police to give you a nice ticket. You can read, act like it. It's not my fault that you have to be in class in 5 minutes and are just now getting to campus.

White chick next door: Stop staring at me. If you're going to stare, at least speak. Stop telling your man not to talk to me. Just because he's Black doesn't mean I want him. I'M MARRIED To a BLACK MAN!!! So, why would I want yours? Please calm down and get some self esteem.

HSIC: You have officially got on my last black nerve. I've had it. HAD IT. You are a lazy beast and a sorry excuse for a professional. You eternal executive assistant... you think just because you got a title change your duties changed so dramatically? you are STILL the assistant to the executive director. let me let you in on a little secret. when the ED calls you and asks YOU for something, she means for YOU to do it, NOT ME. When she wants something from ME she calls or emails ME. so STOP BRINGING ME CRAP THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO DO!!! STOP IT!!! Cuz i'm not sure if i can keep from responding to you in the manner that i'd like to any longer. i can't. i have made a good impression on you people. don't make me mess that up. cuz you have pressed my limits. i'm not superwoman and i don't claim to be. your simple behind better get your crap together. cuz what's gon' happen is you gon' end up with your feelings hurt. i still have 8 days to decide if i even want this position, so don't play me. you are one of those people that makes me want to revert back to 8th grade and tell you to meet me outside. you are one simple trick. and on a power trip to boot. and to top it off, you can't dress. We had corporate folks come into the office today. you were instructed to make sure you were in business casual dress. you came in here with a polo shirt on???? and a dress skirt? no hose? i guess times have changed, i don't know. but what i do know is you need to get it together. and GTFUOMB!
Ignorant $#@^&.

Ideal08: breathe, girl, breathe!

to those 15 places I sent my resume to: can some of you, especially the psych related ones get back to me please!?

to the temp agency: you aint returned my call in three days. I'on like that at ALL. :mad:

to dr. phil: I want your job. I'm saying it here first: I"m gonna be the first BLACK female Dr. Phil!!!)

to oprah: thanks for today's show! It made me laugh (especially the chick who needed to know if a guy was into her even though he hadn't called her in 8 months and the 25 y/o brotha with the three categories of women on his cell phone)

That show was really good. I'm mad cause I missed a big portion of it, but my girl got it on tape so we're gonna watch it again this weekend. But the brotha with the three categories was keepin it real. It really makes you put a lot into perspective when it comes down to guys today.

To that nasty chick on the 8:06am BART train this morning:

For the 20 minutes that I was on that crowded train, you insisted on putting on your makeup and brushing your badly dyed hair. (I'd hate to be that dude that was sitting behind you.The look on his face was priceless and you didn't even have the decency to say excuse me)

When I got on the train, you already had a face FULL of makeup on but yet felt the need to add on more. 7 more layers of mascara? on each eye[yes, I did count] You looked like the bottom of my ugliest shoe that I've alreay thrown away. You looked worse than a clown on crack. You managed to make yourself look like a streetwalker. You are disgusting. You are a poor excuse for a woman. Have some self respect and do your personal grooming at home before you leave the house.

By the way, the other people on the train were just as disgusted as I because we all gave each other the :rolleyes: look. We were also laughing AT you.

And chick, dont get mad at me(or anyone else on the train) and try to stare me down because unlike most of the people who are too scared to say something, I will. And hurt your feelings. On purpose.

ETA:
Your clothes didnt help either. Too short and too tight. TMI in the morning.