thank you, thank you
 

Ok, first I have to thank lifesaver, I'm honored to be the love of your life. ;) And to tridelta4ever, I think you're just about the coolest tri-delt I've ever come across. Of course, as of right now you're the only one, but I'm still glad to have a new bitching buddy. :)

To all those who read my previous rants: I'm supposed to go out with the hallway ho tomorrow as well as her BESTEST FRIEND EVER, so keep watching the thread, you might have a few new related rants to read. As for right now, I'll leave it at this:

To all people who pick their noses in their cars, YOU DO NOT HAVE TINTED WINDOWS. While you may be inside, we can still see you. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET A FREAKIN TISSUE.

Again, I do not mean to offend anyone, so I am sorry if I insulted anyone who enjoys digging for gold while driving.

Oh, and since I'm sure at least a few of you are curious and I'm in a petty mood, here's the website of the jackass who tried to get in my pants. Again. It's dedicated to the love of his life, Miss Ogilvie Home Perm 1987. Be sure to check out the poem, just wait at least an hour after eating to do so.

http://valium.drunkinbear.com/

Enjoy, and I officially claim that I am in no way responsible for anything that may occur as a result of posting the link. :eek:

Pardon me while I vomit all over that website.

"Our poem?"

Give me a break.

Actually, no, give me a large stick so I can beat the two of them.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

To people in general:

-If you have to puke, find a toilet or trashcan, not some ramdom place!

-If you do puke in the toilet, please flush.

-Loose lips, sinks ship!

-My nails are real

-My boobs are real

-MY HAIR IS REAL

-Get the name right, that "A" is pronounced as "and", not "ought".

To the guests at my job:

-When I say I cannot seat you, take my word!

-If I seat you at a table, do not ask for a booth

-If I seat you at a booth, do not ask for a table

-Do not bitch to me about sitting you upstairs, by the kitchen, or by the bathroom. We have to do rotations ya' know.

-Do not have a party of 30 people and expect to be sat within 5 minutes.

-Don't puke in the sink! :mad:

To my ex-friends:
-It is not cool to stand up people four consecutive times.

-It is not cool to say "I'm sorry" and then do it again.

-It is certainly not cool to give me no attetion when I give you all of my attention.

-It is not cool to be confused when I get mad at that shit!

-It is not cool, cute, nor funny to pass wind in my car!

-It is not cool to criticize me for being quiet, and then criticize me for talking. WTF???

-I don't give a damn how smart some of you CLAIM to be.

-I don't give a damn how you can screw 15 people within one night.

-It is not cool to make racial and ethnic comments, and then get mad when I say that foreigners can't drive.

-Take some midol or prozac, whatever the f--k that help moods.

To my dad:
-Do you think I actually like it, when you critisize every little thing I do.

-No, I do not think that people of different races are of the devil, so don't make me, just because you do.

-I do not want to major in computer science, thank you very much!

-You can't turn me into a "real" girl, I take absoulutely no interest in dresses, skirts, make-up, and relationships at this point of my life.


To my maternal grandmother:
-Get some help physically.

-Get some help mentally.

-Get some help financially.

-Drop your pride! It is ruining your life. You have lost almost everything you had because of it.
Next it may be your life!

-Why so defensive? If someone looks at you, you're offended. TAKE THAT CHIP OFF YOUR SHOULDER.

-GET OUT OF DENIAL!

-If you can't help yourself, no one else can.

-It is not cool, cute, nor funny to pass wind in my car!

-None of my friends, nor my ex-friends, stole your fur coat!

wow...
 

"Actually, no, give me a large stick so I can beat the two of them."--AlphaChiS2K

just what i was thinking...i mean, please. and what is up with the buffy picture? i am missing the significance of that all up on there...?
and tridelta4ever...i hope you don't mind if i steal your term "fucktard" for future use...that was priceless!

now i am inspired...
B...i hope you get shipped off somewhere horrible you miserable piece of small, minut, microscopic c%&k. you left for the air force, said you just wanted to leave the "old life" behind...but then 3 wks into it you write me saying how much you are thinking about me and missing me. and me, being the emotionally stupid girl that i am, believe you...we started talking again...even though i noticed the fact you said you were going to be "testing" me over the next few months to see if you wanted to make it all official again. i love making good, positive decisions about my life and going along with whatever stupid idea that flies out of your snaggled tooth infested mouth. :mad: i also love the fact that you BEGGED AND PLEADED for me to come visit you in TX for weeks...and then i drive 30 HOURS one weekend to see your sorry no good lying "i think i am the master" FUCKTARD ass for a few days...and then after i get back, i don't hear from you for 2 weeks when i had been hearing from you EVERY NIGHT. then, i also love how you call me the day after my surgery when you get home...2 months later...asking "when am i going to see you" only to be followed up by 2 days later "i don't know if i wanna see you...it'll be emotionally hard...i don't wanna have sex with you and have that on my mind as i go on to my (once again) new life"...meanwhile, i'm saying, "hey...i don't think the sex is a big deal. you can't rape me or anything, so if i say no..." yatta yatta trying to see you anyway...THEN, i find out about a week later that you can't see me b/c when you found out you weren't being stationed close to home, you "had to get an AIR FORCE GIRLFRIEND"...and that means you've been dating her for how long, ass? yeah, about since when i CAME TO SEE YOU. who really do you think you are? you think you can get away with this for long? and thanks for the email about how you can't talk to me anymore b/c she feels threatened by me b/c all you do to her is sing my praises...really, that touches me. :rolleyes: you forget after gaining all this knowledge about the low life you really are that i don't want to talk to you anyway!! i mean, seriously. and the icing on the cake is you accusing me of messing around when the whole time...<grr>
so, you have fun in CA. maybe they'll actually ship you off to the armpit of afghanistan soon and you and your new lil' slut can have your honeymoon there. oh yeah...and way to pick your new girlfriend to be the girl you confessed to have sucked you off behind a squadron...and then in the same sentence say, "but i felt like i was cheating on you...i thought you'd be happy about this. it made me realize how i felt about you." ***note to any guys reading this: that does not a compliment make.*** i hope you are really happy with your choices, you sad, sad specimen of life. oh yeeeeeeeeeeeah...and every time she goes to play tongue games on your lil piece there...i hope you remember that you told me in TX that i "do it better" :eek:

sorry to be so graphic...but this situation is all too recent for me not to be. i feel much, much better, though...

puke-o-rama
 

For the love of GOD, what has this world come to? Please tell me that website is a figment of my hallucinations...please!!! Can we just all agree that it's the CHEEZIEST website we've ever seen? ?? I almost regret suggesting she post the URL here....almost...:P LOL...it gave me a huge case of the giggles. HA HA HA...My favorite photo on the site has to be of the boyfriend posing a pose right out of a zit commercial, circa 1984. PUKEalicious. Beyond that.....I now will have to abstain from eating all day as a result of reading that poem. One word: TACKY. I am still pondering whether or not to post a meanie on their guestbook.

AXOLiz, you are so incredibly funny and I laughed my ass off when you described that chick as being "Miss Ogilvie Home Perm 1987"....that is a classic that only a kick ass chick like you would come up with. You have to PM me...!!!!

For the rest of you on this board, keep the rants coming!! I woke up feeling so great today knowing that I had vented things that have been bothering me for YEARS (and secretly hoping that the assholes in my life would come across this site and get a clue).

I'll be back....:)

Carrie (I guess I will finally share my name with y'all)

fucktard
 

AlphaGamDiva...

You can use the word fucktard anytime you like...ESPECIALLY when referring to that dipshit guy in your post. I felt like it was written on behalf of all of us women who have ever been cheated on....it was awesome. I can't believe the crap you went through...and I hope he gets his ass kicked out of the military once they realize how small his penis is. LOL....


Carrie

FUCKTARD-Another new word to add to my vocab. Never heard of it until now in GC, which I'm not surprised by......

Re: wow...
 

My theory on that - does ANYONE really want to look at a picture of the two of THEM instead? I'll take Buffy and Angel over the scruffy assclown/poodle hair combo any day!

And if you think that's gross, you should've seen the website he made to the girlfriend he had before me. He proposed to her too, after she got pregnant. She was "on the pill," so god knows how that happened! :rolleyes: I think he deleted it, but he had that up right after I told him to kiss my grits. He rewrote the lyrics to Creed's "With Arms Wide Open." Not only was it gross, but it didn't even make sense. It was some jacked-up BS with the word "daughter" thrown in randomly. Now that I think about it, there was a poem on there too, basically revolving around how much he loved (having sex with) his girlfriend and how he wanted to be (having sex) with her FOREVER. Sadly his new girlfriend is an improvement - the last one was complete Jerry Springer trailer trash, and not to be mean to an innocent party, but DAMN that baby got beat with an ugly stick.

Hopefully karma won't decide to kick me in the ass for that one, but that was seriously one nasty-ass child. Time for me to cut this post short, it's the Springer family hour. :) These rants are HILARIOUS though, I look forward to having something to read at work tomorrow!!

Liz

AXOLiz - I can't see that page! I'm dying over here. I can see the beating red heart and a picture of Buffy. What's that about? I'll try it again later. I can't wait! I guess that page is not Mac friendly. I'm dying to read that poem.
I'm not the type to rant so I don't have anything to contribute for now, but you and tridelta4ever have inspired me. Keep ranting and I'll live vicariously through you!

AXOLiz

Why, why, why did you date this loser??? As an english major I consider it damn near a crime to committ the HEINOUS act of writing poetry that bad, and then having the nerve to post it on the net....

and he's got a kid too? he's a baby daddy? Ah hell no.

TGIF...that's all I have to say. What a week it has been.

Assclown...ha ha. That's my new favorite word, AXOLiz. I seriously cannot believe that dork is a father. It should be a crime!!

Cream, you have to figure out a way to see that page. It is so damn funny. Maybe one of us can cut and paste and email it to you. Let me know if that's what you want me to do. It's a "must see"...

Well, I may be having a few more rants and vents today seeing that a ton of people have pissed me off and the work day isn't even over yet. SAD!

Re: Re: wow...
 

That is one of the funniest things I've ever seen - You could start writing rants for Dennis Miller.

Collin

About that website: wow!!! That poem is about the worst.

My rants...
To my EX best friend:
remember in high school when you kept telling me I had no future while you claimed that Harvard wanted you bad?

Well guess who now attends an excellent liberal arts college while you got rejected from every college but one where you ended up dropping out of and becoming a babysitter. hee hee hee

To my EX best friend part II...
what makes you think I should forgive you for logging onto my AIM screename, IMing everyone on my buddy list telling them what a bitch I am and then calling my boyfriend to tell him lies about me? And the excuses "I don't care what your friends think", "In the spirit of Sept. 11, you should forgive me" and "I just got out of the mental hospital" don't work with me.

Re: thank you, thank you
 

A HA HA HAHAHAHA!! That is the weirdest thing I have ever seen..but a good laug hfor my boring day...all I want to know is: why is there a picture of Buffy on the website??

ROFLMAO...baby daddy-that word cracks me up!! You guys really make my day, can I just say that?

Um, what was that?
 

That site is SAD. Can I share with yall MY favorite part?

“If I had to choose a pleasure, kissing you is what I’d do,
It’s the most wonderful thing, next to being with you…”

I am dying over here. Who wrote that? An 8th grader?

Couple of observations about the happy couple;

Her
Why is it when I look at her pict, all I see the chick that Steve Buscemi hooked up with in Fargo (The francis McDormand scene "So you were having sex withthe little fella then?")

Him
The hair? No, Sugar Ray is not looking for a lead singer. The position has been FILLED. Thanks for your application. We'll keep it on file. Should anything open up, we'll call you.

Who takes a photo in a mall parking lot. It was staged or else he wouldnt have that stupid grin on. So What, he was like, "Hey I need a current photo. Why dont I run over to the Wards parking lot and snap one. Sounds like a nice place."

Web developer? Hes gonna advertise that hes not even good at what he does.

Gotta love the entry: "Degree(s): none."
Why dont we add another field. Ask "How would others describe you?" He could fill in "Self styled Asstard."

The part that chaps my ass is that they have found love and will probably breed. I cant even get a second date. WHERE IS THE JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD????
I totally dig that 100 people have visited his site and are slamming is stupid ass and he has noidea. :D How funny will it be the next time he goes in for maintenance on the site and hi scounter shows 500 hits for today and yesterday. Hed be like WTF? I must rock!

Re: Um, what was that?
 

Seriously. Me too.

There is no justice.

Sigh.

Amy

OH MY GOD!!!!
 

I have NEVER laughed this hard in my life (not sober, at least)!!!! Yall are the BEST!!! hahaha.

I don't know what I ever saw in that fuckwit. Seriously. But he made me realize that standards are a good thing to have, especially when a loser wants to attach himself to your leg because he's got no job and no one else who'll support his dumb ass. :rolleyes:

I think it was desperation - after all, I've spent 3 and a half years now at an engineering school. While I can never quite get enough of the guys wearing capes and plastic derby hats around campus, I just do not find Saturday nights a fine time to play Dungeons and Dragons.

God I'm glad to be greek. :)

Oh, and about the loser-ass couple that "found love," he moved in with her after 2 weeks. Chances are, it's not love that they found. :rolleyes:

Liz

NAA: Got scared when i told you what I did? About how I felt? Be honest with yourself now, you regret the decision you made back then. you didnt let yourself care, and that was your downfall, because I can STILL affect you with my words. And you still care, despite never admitting it.

LAL: Ya know, I remember telling you that you'll never EVER be able to have anyone really love you until you realize that love sometimes equals sacrificing of yourself so that someone else will be happy. I could make that sacrifice, you never could. Stop expecting you to be the only one who is happy, as if that is the only thing that matters. Your childish attitude and selfishness is going to get your nothing but hurt. enjoy it.

MJMD - You knew the line, crossed it and no going back from there. You fucked up trust. It'll come back to you, enjoy it.

MMR- Stop lying so fucking much. Realize that people love you for who you are, not for the front you put up. Don't concentrate on being proud of the fact that you know popular people. Realize you're ok as is, don't pretend to be what you aren't. it didn't work then, and sure as hell doesn't now.

EMLG - He's wrong for you, if ya believe the fate thing, you know what the right decision is, and you'll know where you end up. Pack a winter jacket :)

PKT- So much for gratitude. I did the work, you reap the benefits, and 2 or 3 said thanks man. Fuck ya'll, except the few with class.
It went from pure to regular, have fun with your little group.

SB- So much for being a good little. You'll never be as good a drummer as me, so don't even attempt your weak ass beats. Oh yeah, you have the character of a wet mop. ya may hook up a lot, but your own "friends" laugh their asses off at your intellect. Nice tradeoff huh?

JSA and EJS- We all know you walked into a great situation cause of me, because no one else would have even given you the chance. I MADE your college career what it was, and you know this is the case, once again, no thanks coming at me. Which is cool, cause you never changed even when given the chance.

MJA- Again, you got your position because you were qualified, yet it never occured to you that your immediate success was cause of me? For someone with a 3.8 , you are one blind dumbass.

All of B9 - Ya should have followed instead of excluding. You are all truly weak spirited individuals.

MABA- I'm sorry i hurt you. You were really just in a bad place at the totally wrong time. i know you understood, but I still do feel and probably always will feel bad about the whole thing. That showed me that good people get the shaft. Its no wonder I've turned into such an asshole, yet have more success, go figure.

TMB and ABH - Neither of your realized what you had in front of you and are STILL confused about who you are, where you are going, and who really does love you. They've been there the whole time if you ever stopped to take notice.

KJA - You have So much potential. heed your own advice though. Let him go, he'll be holding you back in a few years, you want different things, you are different people now then when you were back in college.

The L family - thanks for treating me like a son whenever you saw me. Thanks for thinking I had even marginal talent, putting me in to play with musicians I had no business being on the same stage with at the time. I didn't realize it then, but all of that has pushed my life in a different, more fulfilling direction. So I thank you all for that.

Whew..I feel better.






:)

OK, ya'll... I've got a couple.
To my ex...

I only speak to you because we share a child. I DO NOT want to hear about your life. I could care less. All you need to contact me about is the well being of your son. As if I think you actually care. Just pay your child suuport and face the facts. We are done. We were done a LONG LONG time ago. I have moved on. For Pete's sake, I remarried. That should tell you something.

To my in-laws....

I only visit because I have to. I don't enjoy sitting there while you all relive the youths that I can't relate to. Do it on your own time when I'm not there to suffer through it.

and to my my husband...

"I don't know" is NOT an acceptable answer to a YES or NO question!

I could go on, but I think I'll stop here.:)

To my hubby...

I past my 29th birthday a couple of years ago (;) so I want an adult car, not a wind-up toy...

Wait a minute, I did tell him that...:D :D And yes, he still loves me..I let him have his motorcycle.:D

AXOLiz - THANK YOU! I finally got to see it! That site is the funniest thing that I have ever seen. I am going to have fun with that poem. That's a classic!
"The connection I feel is to you is like one words can’t explain,
It’s like our two bodies and souls are actually one in the same"
Between the two of them, they share one brain. :p

This is awesome, I have had a crappy day and need an outlet to rant! Sorry, this post will probably be my meanest ever on GC. I am just frustrated as hell right now.

*Most names mentioned have been changed*

Mom and Dad - I hate how you guys want me to go to a "top" school and feel shitty there. I hate how you have all these f-ing expectations for me. i hate how I've been brought up in this high-pressured environment. I hate how you don't care if your daughter ends up sad or happy at her future college. You only care about academic rep. HOW SAD. Really. Dammit. I hella wanna go to this college now, and you guys think it's hilarious or something. I hate that you don't want me to be happy in my future. You think being a doctor's great? OK, so how about if your daughter hates med school or hates accounting/business, etc. so much that she goes home every day tired and angry? I hate how comparisons between me and my big sis never, ever end. Give it up; I will never be my sister, and to be honest, I'm GLAD! I don't wish to be my sister. I would rather be exciting than practical. So I'm a rebel. I'm sorry that I'm not the daughter that you wish I was. But please be accepting of that and love me just the same. I always feel that you all love my sister much more than me. And that hurts. Big time. And Dad, would you please help Mom around the house so youi all don't end up always fighting? I'm so sick of hearing the common fights you guys have. I need something stable in my life right now. I don't have it. I wanted that "something-stable" to be you guys. But, nope. Guess I have to look elsewhere.

My (biological) sister - I love you very much, but sometimes you really disappoint me. You aren't always there for me when I need you. I need some support right now in this stage of my life, but I feel that I can't really count on you all the time. I also am sad that our parents judge my worth, so many times, based on how YOU were at my age. Can you ever shed your angel wings? I know you haven't always been an angel, but it seems like it. Makes me look like a devil compared to you.

Tina - I can't believe that whenever I call you to ask for advice lately, you've been nothing but an ass about it. Thanks; I care a lot for you and always listen to you, but when I desperately need an ear you are too tired? Thanks dude. Thanks a lot.

My high school - you know, you better do something about this horrible environment that you have. It's nothing except "Ohmigod! I only got a 1490! Ohmigod! How am I gonna get into Harvard now? I'm so stupid! Yeah, I have a 4.8 GPA but so what? I need a 1600!" :rolleyes: WTF. This HS is nothing but a cutthroat, you-survive-or-else environment. Do you give a rat's ass if someone struggles or gets less than that "horrible" 1490?! :rolleyes: Ughhhhhhhhhhh.

Angela - please stop bragging about all your achievements to everyone. We know you got into Stanford, we know your great GPA, and your perfect SATs. That's great...but we're not all as smart as you... don't try to pull people down when they're already stressed out.

My ex boyfriend - I'm sorry that we broke up. I still love you, as stupid as that sounds. I miss you. But I can't be with you right now, as it wouldn't help you either to be with me, when I myself am so messed up right now. You will always be my first love. Thank you for teaching me how to love, for being there for me even when I wasn't always there for you, and for just being you. You are too great for words. (yes, yes, cheesy....so, I haven't told him yet.)

Caitlin (this is her real name) - thanks for being such a wonderful best friend. You make Kappa Alpha Theta proud!!! Thank you for being there even when I start bitching, thank you for teaching me that it's OK to be sad sometimes, thank you for being the bestest friend that anyone could be. I wish that you were my older sister! :)

Patrick - get off your high horse. So you're now too good for your "less-smart" friends? Thanks, buddy. Hope you go to where you wanna go for college, but realize that you seriously ain't all that.

Newbie...
 

Here's a hug and a smile from Georgia...:) :)

Re: Newbie...
 

Thanks for being such a sweetheart, AGDLynn! :)

HAHAHAHHA.

Cream, you could write bad poetry for them.

I have an idea. Lets all send them messages in their guestbook telling them how happy we are for them and how much we dig their poetry.

I want someone to PM Cory and get his opinion on the poetry. Being the poet laureate of GC, it would be interesting to hear his critique.

TO MY LOWER/MIDDLE/HIGH SCHOOL:

Nine years of putting up with condescending rich bitches who had no interest in anything except spending their daddies money while being told I was ugly poor and worthless.

And guess what? I got a 1450 on that lil test didn't I? And let's see, your collective asses might have come up with a 1200 altogether, right? Yeah y'all can kiss my ass. And then I had the sheer NERVE to get into my Ivy League school EARLY. BITCH WHAT! Affirmative action my ass. Let's try A's and being head of almost every activity of the slightest importance!

It ain't my fault that your daddies weren't able to buy you into a school better than Tulane (not that it's a bad school to any that go there, I'm just venting here so it's flowing).

So when those famous fundraising drives of yours come around, don't call me. If one of you bitches sees me in the street, walk the fuck by. Keep my name out your mouth. I wear that graduation ring to remind me that what's on the outside means so very little.

To the ones who actually treated me like a human being despite my having committed the cardinal sin of not being born with a platinum spoon in my mouth, y'all rock! No matter what shit went down between us in college, etc. you will always be my dogs on SOME level because you were THERE and you know what it was that we went through. I can't say I like all of you, but we share that experience.

To my boy Teddy: Man, can I say that you are just keeping it GANGSTA right now? I am so so so so so so so proud of you. I have never had a friend who was as giving as you are and I think I would have gone crazy or dropped out if you weren't there. You really are the brother of my heart, the person I would have chosen to be my blood if I had a say. Get your ass out of Ohio so I can set you up with some nice black girl!

Mommy: Thank you. I love you. Even if you have said some FUCKED UP SHIT to me, no one can support me and my goals and my fucked-up-in-the-head-ness like you do, and no one else would put up with my disrespectful ass, lol.

E&N: Yeah we're sisters but y'all really just turn me off in a lot of ways. I can't reach out to you anymore and I don't know how to be with you guys.

Newbie...

I'm glad you vented, because it sounds like you have a shitload going on in your life right now. It reminds me all too well of the situation I was in right before I went to college....stresses me out just thinking of it, to be honest with ya! You seem like a really sweet gal, and I have a feeling you will be in a much different place (geographically and emotionally) by this time next year. Keep us all posted!

Ok people...it is 4 am where I am....I don't know what got into me this evening. I must have temporary insomnia. HELP!!

*CARRIE*

Have you tried warm milk?

Not a good idea, unless you want to end up like Amoco! :eek:

sleep help
 

I am seriously thinking about the warm milk idea....

What's odd is that I'm actually tired, but also feeling wired. ICK.

Oh well, I will probably pass out at the computer in the next five minutes...it's times like this when I can understand why some people need sleeping pills.

*Carrie*

Try a hot bath and some lavender.

Thanks Carrie, I'm hoping by April, I can look back at all of this and laugh! And hopefully I'll be extremely happy with where I'll end up attending!!

:)

P.S. From what I learned from my psych class...insomnia can be cured by never doing anything in your bed except for sleeping, as that will signal to your brain that your bed is for snoozing off only. Also, getout of your bed immediately when you find out you can't sleep, do something relaxing (read a book, watch TV, listen to some radio while reading mags, etc.) until you feel sleepy. Then, get into your bed and sleep! It seems to work for me. Also excercise helps me as long as it's not too close to bed time. And milk helps...it secretes chemicals that promote good sleep. Whoa, what a mouthful, lol! Sorry! :)

That is actually a GREAT idea that I will try in 5 minutes! Thanks so much!!! Surprisingly, I have some kind of lavender aromatherapy kit I just got for Xmas! YEAH!

Carrie

Your Welcome :)

Kevin

Don't worry, you were right. Its NOT that good of a school. Lots of people buy there way in. A wasted 30K/year in my opinion, at least for undergrad. Sooo glad I left there :)

Vent codicil
 

To my friend's repulsive, controlling, fucktard ex-boyfriend: LEAVE HER ALONE. Don't call, don't email, and stay away from her house. Why don't you take some time to take care of your CURRENT girlfriend/ho, and you might want to sit in on a DARE class at the local jr. high so you can realize that when the ho and her friend come out of the bathroom giggling their heads off, IT PROBABLY ISN'T BECAUSE THEY WERE DOING ORIGAMI WITH THE TOILET PAPER. THEY'RE DOING COKE YOU DAMN IDIOT!

Once again, stay away from my sister, or I will cut off your male organs, run them through a food processor, and feed them to the leopards at the zoo.

***Whew*** that feels better. Too bad I don't have his email address, or I would send this to him. Really.

I was hoping that they had a guestbook that was open to the public so we could write and read our comments and bad poetry there. I guess GC will have to do. I'm afraid that I have tapped into my vicious side, and I don't even know these people. Where will it stop? I might wind up telling some of the people in my life what I really think of them. :eek: No, I better not!

Boy, I feel so badly for some of you guys. I really feel awful when I read about parents, because I know I am guilty of some of those things. The silver lining is hearing it (uncensored) from y'all and being able to relate your feelings to things I may have done or may be doing to my own. Just know, we try to keep our kids from making the mistakes we made. Truth is, the only way to grow is to be allowed to make your own mistakes.

I hope I'm more like amycat's Mom...yes I GET ON THEIR NERVES, but they know I love them and support them...

lovelyivy and Newbie- heartfelt posts...

Justamom,

Yep.

Being a parent is the easiest/hardest, most fullfilling/most gutwrenching, happiest/saddest, brightest/darkest, most enlightening/most befuddeling, best/worst, most rewarding/most downcasting thing/job I've ever had/done.

It's may be as hard as being young. Or reading that sentence.