Bwahahahaha!!!
I saw a weblog that was "The Devil is a Pimp, don't be his hoe." I thought that was kind of funny......a Christian site I guess."

Hey Lindz........anything interesting going on this Saturday? ;)

I'd Eat More Ice Cream Here If it Wasn't a Rock

yeah, our school cafeteria sucks, i'm glad i don't live in the dorms anymore

Yep... My Aggies are gonna be out for REVENGE!!! Bwahahahaha! So I'm proud of Baylor so far this year, but I know the Ags would love to ruin that perfect season. ;)

Hopefully the defense will decide to actually COME to this game.... Since they decided to skip the Tx State game last week and all. :p

/Hijack

More:

I like making facebook groups
People who think beards should be popular again :confused:
Can't get enough lettuce wraps (mmmmm.... P.F.Changs)
I can't sleep without vaseline on my lips :confused:
People who hate finding nemo
Handguns Don't Kill People....Half As Well As Assualt Rifles Do. :eek:
People Easily Distracted By Shiny Objects
Tripod (This is only funny because the pic for the group is three naked guys with their backs to the camera :p )
My Goodies' Jar Covers My Entire Body -- Yes, I'm That Hot
Blondes Have More Fun, Brunettes Can Read!!!
Aggies Great In the Bed
Aggies Annoyed by Bad Away Messages

Anastasia Beaverhausen: AKA The Karen Walker Fan Club
PETA- People Eating tasty Animals
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy
Jazz Flute
MSU Pirates
I Drink, I Party, and Dammit I'm AWESOME!
Bring Back MSU Tailgate!
And a TON of anti U of M groups...

I fogot my favorite!!!

The Proper Girl with the Hat, Just Eye Fucked the Shit Out of Me: Appreciate Wedding Crashers

LOL... I think Wedding crashers is the best movie EVER! It's even better than Anchorman.

off topic, but how does one get listed as a groupie? is there an invisible "become a groupie" button that i dont see?

You become a groupie if you have a lot of friends in one group, but you are not in that group yourself.

Some fun West Virginia ones..

-I got 99 problems and 82 of them are the steps by the life science building (our campus is pretty much nothing but staircases and these ones are BRUTAL)

-Future Trophy Wives of America

-Don't get mad, just burn a couch! (WVU has made national news for our fire riots after big wins)

-I support Jessi Spano's caffeine pill addiction

-Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk, I didn't mean to call you that

-Don't hate me for being cute and thin, hate yourself for being fat and gross

-I go to WVU but I'm not from this dirty state

-I met you when I was wasted.. what was your name again?

-Porn, how can you hate it?

-I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell

-I booze tuesday through saturday and occassionally sunday and monday, is that bad?

..and we have a ton that are like 'Hokie Haters' and anti V-Tech groups!

Ahhhh, the interesting Baylor groups:

*Baylor DPS are Overglorified Meter Maids
*Against Gay Marriage? Then shut up and don't get one, stupid!
*BAYLOR U...We're Not Snobby, JUST BETTER THAN YOU!
*Coalition of College Students Against Facebook for High Schoolers
*I Love Running Through the BSB Fountains: Extreme Frolicking (they're like geysers, and it's fun)
*3.5 and a 40
*I Use Sarcasm as a Defense Mechanism
*Oso Borracho Social Club
*I've Never Had a Date...Perhaps I Shall Become a Nun
*It's Because I'm an Only Child...You and Your Siblings Wouldn't Understand
*It's Not Your Pants That Make You Look Fat, it's Your Fat That Makes You Look Fat.
*Just 'Cause My Major Doesn't Require Devoting My Life To Math & Bio Doesn't Mean I'm Not Smart
*Man, I Hate People Who Wear A&M Gear at Baylor
*We Love Drunk Krista (she's funny when inebriated)
*Memorial's A/C is an Uncontrollable Beast
*One Day I Shall Reach the Top of Pat Neff (a huge bell tower on campus)
*Sloan is Gone! (a lot of us wanted the former prez of the university to just step down...now for the rejoicing, eh?)
*Waiting For Marriage For Sex, But Then...
*I Paid For My Friends 'Cause That's How I Roll
*Yak Appreciation Day (February 14--the anti-holiday for celebrating the 14th with no ties to the other holidays typically celebrated on the 14th)

ROTFFL!!!!:D

This is great.. hehe and I'm stealing the Flippin Genius one. Speaking of which, I should go study now...

I have a new favorite.

"My Dad Comes To Madison To Play Drinking Games"

'cause it's so true! I have never seen so many parents doing beer bongs or bar crawls until I got to college.

Do people at your school have more than one of the same group, but with different names? I'm almost sure that people do this on purpose.

Some of the ones i'm in:
---"I Tried To Ford the River and I Lost 47 Bullets 2 axels 2 Oxen and Jimmy Died of Dysentery" (from the best game in the world...Oregon Trail)
---"Ghetto Booty Pride"
---"Its all about George Lopez...Loco"
---"People against Popped Collars....UTEP chapter"
---"You like quoting Napoleon Dynamite, I like quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, so there :p"
---"Cell Phones are made for Private Use...not for Walkie Talkies!!! brrrp" (we have a bunch of people, mainly the ones that come from across the border that WILL NOT use their phones in the right way, they constantly use them as walkie talkies, so you can hear ALL of their conversation, its not as bad when ur outside, but when ur in the hallway or the elevator, its annoying--especially when the person they are talking to are in the same room or same vicinity!!)
---"Hillary 08"
---" 21 and Under (and still drunk) club"
---"Alcohol makes me horny....UTEP chapter"

Some other ones:
---"Mullet sightings make my day...UTEP chapter"
---"I Like Parking In Handicap Spaces To See Handicap People Make Handicap Faces" (this one is sooo mean..lol)

Ours aren't as funny as y'alls, i think i might have to start some of those groups here for UTEP!! lol

We don't pay for our friends, we just pay for the parties you aren't invited to