To Miss Mocha: Mail the kids back home. Did you really buy her Pampers? Are they slow? Ummm this is interesting. I need to sit and ponder this for a spell.

To CT4,

Actually it's the "goodnight" joints. And no, the kids are not slow. They are who they live with, and what they see, hear and feel everyday. They are actually "ok" kids considering...


To My niece and nephew,

Auntie Mocha loves you guys, in spite of the (much deserved) spankings. I know that you all are innocent victims of circumstance. To have a mother like you all have been given is something that I wouldn't wish on anybody. I pray that you all can rise above your jacked up situation and make lemonade out of rotten lemons.

To My sister in law,

You bett' not sleep, you wench!

To My mother in law,

Please, please, please, before all else...GET YOU SOME BUSINESS!!!!! If you are so "concerned", then you a make a way for these kids to get back home. Quit trying to replace your deceased husband with my husband. HE'S MY HUSBAND!!! THE LORD GAVE HIM TO ME!!!!

To my husband,

I understand family obligations (self imposed or real), but GOOD GOLLY MISS. MOLLY... I love you. Your family is making me nuts.

To Myself,

Miss. Mocha, you have the power to speak life or death into every situation. Please try to remember to speak life.

N: I have so much I could say right now, but it's the internet and I shouldn't. Just know...you are the reason why I don't keep a lot of female friends, you can't trust them. I can't believe you'd do what you do and still smile in my face and come to my house and eat up my food...knowing. You think I'm a fool...hmm, maybe for thinking you were worthy of my presence, I am. Never again. SMH

Dear God,

I pray for Miss Mocha's situation and 1savvy's. Situations that sound all too familiar. Bless them as you have blessed me. Amen:(

To this bottle of TGIFriday's Marguerita Blenders,

You are oh so tasty, but not quite strong enough to soothe what ails me. Tomorrow, I'm adding some Jose Cuervo to you, and we'll take it from there.

To O2bame,

Thank you, I need prayer, prayer, and yet...more prayer!

TO GC:

WE all need some ANGER MANAGEMNET up in here UP IN HERE!!!!

ETA: Don't flame me for saying that. Because I'M TIMID! :(

TO CM: You know the rules, WHY break them EVERYTIME we go somewhere???:mad:

TO Black people in the 'Cuse and surrounding areas: And you wonder why we don't have a club to go to in the city? Last night was a prime example of why clubs continue to close down.

TO RC: Yeah, I was mad at what happened last night. And if you were in my shoes, you would have been too. Don't play, I can flip on you at the drop of a time. Try it on me!!:o

To the heffas in my STATS group: Do ya'll think I'm stupid!!! To C, how dare you call me today and ask me if I would mind changing groups groups with you. Yeah, ya'll must think I'm stupid, but guess what, ya'll messed with the wrong one this time. It's just a group project, I know, but I'm not about to switch groups and work with a bunch of people that don't come to class.... if they don't come to class now, I know they ain't gonna work on some stupid project, I am not getting bamboozled like that!!!! Left doing ALL the work. I may be quiet but don't mistake that for stupidty or as a weakness. Yeah I told you NO, and WHAT? Supposedly ya'll had formed a group, so why did all ya'll sit like a bunch of knot's on a log when the Professor asked had anyone thought about it? Now two weeks later, all of a sudden, ya'll a group? C, I overhead you say the people in the group don't like to come to class and you had to do something about that. I am NOT the one!

To my new job: I am going to give it 7 months, if I don't like it by the end of January I am out!! I will find anything, but I refuse to stay at a company that I hate doing work that I hate. The past 7 years was enough.

To B: What are you trying to pull? Why did you go running to M and tell her what I said about me hating my job? What purpose does that serve? I was having a bad day when I said it and it's not like you never said it before.

To D and R: Thanks for dropping that little bit a info my way. I will be watching what I say from now on. Don't worry girlies, I'm making plans to blow that pop stand

To LSU: I paid you all your money. I PAID YOU ALLL YOUR MONEY!!!!!!!!! I paid you ALLLLLLLLLL your money!!

to george: so far, you have been the greatest friend, as far as beiing level-headed and a great conversationalist. i can tell that if you were still in school, we wouldve been tight. stay in touch.

to sister's bf: you betta not be tryin stuff with her! she is 2 years younger. and i aint having it!

to mama tld221: dont scare me like that. seriously. not cool at all, cryin wolf like that.

to the cute guy on the Z train this morning that works at deutsche bank: holla at ya girl! maybe i should be late to work more often (sike!)

to anyone: you know what would cheer me up right now? 1. an ipod. 2. walkman or if either are not available, 3. dru hill's first CD. i miss that old joint.

to shakenna: what, are you too good to talk to ppl anymore? whats good?

To Payroll: I want all of my dayum money, PRONTO!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

To my Mr. Bigg Why do you lie all the dayum time. Everytime i ask you a question why is the first word out of your mouth "umm?" For real I am sick of tired of this isht! If only i had the balls to say this to your face. Dayum. I hate the fact that I love you. But i love the fact that I hate you. Aint that some mess!

Whew im really starting to hate the Y-chromosome:(

well
 

To my current man::o *SINGING*I HATE U.... Why have u f'ked up my life for these past 2 yrs....I gave u all of me and u just treated me like i was a 2dolla hoe. I am a good woman so why cant u love me like i need 2 be..*u tell me u love me but u show me something else..*

2 my sista n law...grow up and be a WOMAN..its past time

2 whoeva killed my cousin:F u with all that is in me

2 my cousin Shon:..i love u soo much and i will always remember u!!

2 her children:....i love u and i will always be here 4 u..

2 my momma...i love u..thanx 4 being my rock

2 THE MAN UPSTAIRS...:confused: HELP ME UNDERSTAND

..BE BACK LATA.....

To: The 6'3, 220-250lbs, chocolate or light brown, single, Christian, black, employed male: I'm here, I'm available, I'm educated, I'm employed, I have no kids, I am responsible and many have said that I am attractive. So, please come find me, call me, move to my city or just appear from no where. For the Love of God WHERE ARE YOU?!?:mad:

Ok i just had a moment. Im cool now:o

**going back to dealing with sorry Bigg****:(

Dear DSTinguished1,

Maybe my mind is in the gutter, it wouldn't surprise me because it usually is...but did you mean to put that many asteriks after 'bigg'? If so, maybe that's why you hate him so good! :p

Sincerely,
Me