you are too much!!!

too continue...

-- can a whole show revolve around fashion... i mean does anybody have real damn job?

-- can people just fall in and out of love in minutes.

-- can two sisters be after the same "funny-looking" dude "who is actually their brother." i mean are there no other black dudes in salem??? (passions)

Wait, Marlena Evans died? What? I've been away for too long.

she "died" years ago..i think it may have been around the time of the possession, i don't remember tho..

Back in the late 80s/early 90s, I think she was involved in a boating accident or something. She was supposed to have been decapitated...but, due to the wonder of daytime, she was "cured" at a Swiss clinic and came back to Salem. I can't remember if she had amnesia or not. I think it might have been back when Roman and John Black both thought they were Roman.

...can a woman see her boyfriend kissing another girl and actually believe their explanation that he was just comforting the other girl because she was upset (another brilliant one from "Passions")

Only on daytime can your "blood" relatives change constantly. (John on DAYS has supposedly been brothers with Bo, Lawrence Alamein, and now Tony...Also on DAYS, the Twins thought they were Stefano's, then Tony's, now Roman's kids)

Only on daytime can a man believe he's God's "Messenger" and then kill people and try to rape his daughter. (Mitch on OLTL)

Only on daytime do people have expendable cash and no apparent jobs...or at least jobs that they go to on a regular basis. (Exception: Y&R)

... you have demons and telepathic cousins.. witches, monkeys as nurses and musicals... brothers who marry their brothers "love"... psycho mothers.. psycho sisters...

(Passions! :o :p )

these plots got a little far-fetched for me, so I stopped watching this one! lol

Only on Daytime TV...

-Can you have dolls come to life and turn evil (RIP Timmy)
-Can people be buried alive
-Can mothers and daughters be married into the same family (does ANYONE else find Rebecca/Julian and Ethan/Gwen to be rather twisted? I know Ethan isn't a "real" Crane, but still- he'll always be a Crane to me! Mothers and daughters shouldn't be married into the same "family" -just too weird!)
-Can a man in his 50's get a teenage girl (madly in love with his son, mind you) SO drunk one night that she marries him, sleeps with him and eventually has his baby
-Can someone go from light skinned and chubby one day to dark skinned and super skinny the next day with no explanation (gotta love those actress changes on Passions! do they even TRY to get people who look alike? if so, they SUCK at it!)

Passions is great, ain't it?

Only on daytime drama tv
 

-can a girl help a girl who is in love with her father have her take her mother's baby(who happens to be the girl's husband's baby anyway) so that she can raise it as her own? Sunset Beach

-can a mother be drugged and not remember what happened to her baby for a year? Sunset Beach

-can a foul doctor be mysteriously killed so that no one finds out that he did the unthinkable? Sunset Beach

-can a son push his psycho mom off a cliff to protect his wife? AMC

-can a daughter be switched in and out by actresses who remotely look like each other? OLTL

-can a girlfriend and boyfriend end up first cousins? Y/R

-can a girl's mother sleep with the men in one family plus the husband of her daughter? BB

-can a hot guy keep going back to the wife who continues to play games with him? ATWT

-can one woman marry the same guy 4 times and end up getting involved in everyone's business but her own? GL

-can a vampire kidnap a princess? DOOL

-can a town sleeze and mobster, your two best friends, hook up even though they hate each other and the mobster sleeps with his attorney who had his child that we'll never know when we fiind out that it's his kid? GH

-can the rich boy fall in love with the servant's daughter and marry her? Passions

They do one for Tom Horton (MacDonald Carey) every Christmas when they decorate the tree. Alice always hangs Tom's ornament and then they do the montage.

I'm just now reading this thread. I love it.

Christine & Michael engaged?? Didn't Michael rape her? I haven't seen the show since right after she married Paul.

Now there going to do montages of alice and tom every chirstmas if someone doesnt wake up from their dam dream state over on DOOL

This thread is funny!

Only on Daytime....

...can a woman be pregnant with twins, who have different fathers! (This did happen right? I remember hearing about it!)

aj