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Actually ladies, its not that we don't want a relationship, we just don't want one with you.

We are just trying to be nice when we say we are not ready for one right now.

The reality of it would be: We thought you were cute, but either you weren't cute enough when we sobered out or your personality just didn't cut it enough for us to want to have a relationship beyond sex with you. And maybe only sex once or a couple times.

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Originally posted by UF_Pike

Yea miss Ex-Lax! I still feel for your ex-boyfriend....

Hey! I told you not to feel sorry for him...he had it coming! He's lucky me and the girls didn't carry out the rest of our plans. ;)

Anyway, I'll try to hit you up with email later on...

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Originally posted by MoonStar17

LOLOL i like that one... learning to play them is half the battle...LOL...so very very true...famous words by ROWDYsister!!

:D

Thanks Moonstar17...but isn't it true though? You start to find yourself thinking like a guy, relationship-wise. (ex: after "The Relationship Talk" I refused to acknowledge that I did, indeed, have a boyfriend. My sisters had to beat it into me. And that was right before spring break, so the timing was bad, too! Or you know those random hookups? "Oh, yeah, it DID mean something to me," or "I can't see you tonight...prior engagements..." and hope he never calls back ever again!!)

It's like on TV when they're trying to solve a crime, they try to "think like a criminal."

Re: Freshman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad Grammar but funny story.

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Originally posted by UF_Pike
The summer B freshman have now arrived and are easy pickins. I met sooooooooooooooo many last night. They were allowed to move into the dorms on thursday and are now ready to go out. Men, we have to treasure these next few weeks, for they dont last long. There is something special about those weeks from the time they arrive up until the time they rush.

They are easy to pick out. Their the ones with that stupid look on their faces, you know, like their lost and dont know where their going. Up in the club their the ones who arent really dancing with people, their in a little group with other girls from their dorm. They ask for your number and if you know where an after party is.(translation----I might wanna hook up). Remember they are still young and have just recently graduated from high school. They might be reluctant to tell you their real age. This is where you have to be careful, you dont want to bang some 17 year old. Be forward but not too forward. They still have that little girl mentality, even though they disagree. You have to give them a sense of security, example---"yea I've been here for some time, going on three years" this way they feel like they found someone who knows what the fuck is up.

During the day time, the best place to catch them is either at walmart or the main grocery store where most students go, ours are the publix at Archer road and 34th street. They are out buying stuff for their new home away from home and getting food.

At all times keep the converstaion with them short and sweet. Never sit there and run game on them for more than 3-4 minutes. If you are at a club, spit some game for a minute or two and tell them you have to go say whats up to one of your brothers or friends. Periodically come back to them, keep your face fresh in their mind. Remember, their freshman and their going to be telling their friends, "I met this cute guy", "there he is"--- This could open the door to more hook ups for you or can also be a welcome mat for your boys. In the cub they will more than likely stay until it closes, this is very important***** The last 15-20 minutes you must make your rounds to all of them. This is an important time to decide which one you want to "hang out" with later on. Try to make an assumption as to how drunk you are so that you dont invite 4 or 5 of them back to your place and next thing you know their are all there. I myself have been in the situation many times, its not good. If i'm wasted, then i normally go for the one that is just as bad off as I, many times i seem to attracted the ones most wasted without even going after them. If their wasted it makes it easier to hang out with later that night. Dont say anything stupid in front of them. By now they think you are a stud and you dont need to make yourself look like an idiot by saying something that is easily pointed out as, trying to makes yourself look cool.

When you leave the club/party they are in your hands now, at your age you should be able to close a deal. If your a guy and your 19 or 20 and you havent had much luck, PM me and I'll tell you how to play it out. A good idea for a starter is to have an after party at your place. Tell some of your friends about it and invite mostly chicks over. Get someone to throw down on the turntables, invite the dj from the club to come over and spin his records. This will impress the freshman and give them a relaxed atmosphere. Be sure you have plenty of Alchohol. No one is going to stay if there is nothing to drink. This means you are left with just the freshman and she might feel this was a planned hook up. You want to keep her mind away from this thought by all means. If you feel like she's not biting the bait, give her your cell number and tell her to call you the next day. This will show her you did not intend to hook up, but rather you are just a nice guy who wanted to hang out, which makes you wanted more the next time she sees you. If she calls the next day dont answer your phone, give her a day or two to think about you.

You only have about a month and a 1/2 before they rush. Then all the older girls that are your age start filling their minds full of bullshit about guys like you. If after rush you dont talk to the freshman anymore, you can always go back to the girls your age. If they start bitching, just say that you are a guy and what else were you supposed to do when some little hot freshman was all over you? Just blame it on the little whoe. Hope I gave you some needed knowledge.

PM me if you want.

no wonder i lost my virginity freshman year
and i thought he really liked me too;)

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Originally posted by James
Actually ladies, its not that we don't want a relationship, we just don't want one with you.

We are just trying to be nice when we say we are not ready for one right now.

The reality of it would be: We thought you were cute, but either you weren't cute enough when we sobered out or your personality just didn't cut it enough for us to want to have a relationship beyond sex with you. And maybe only sex once or a couple times.

Actually it's not that we don't wanna get laid, it's just that we don't want you to be the one we do it with.

We're just trying to maintain some semblance of decency. I mean, look at you.

The reality? Like you'd understand, but if we thought you were even halfway decent in bed, we still wouldn't f*ck you. Even if we were completely tanked. And your personality? Even if you had one, it would still suck. Kind of like your game.

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Originally posted by swissmiss04
Actually it's not that we don't wanna get laid, it's just that we don't want you to be the one we do it with.

We're just trying to maintain some semblance of decency. I mean, look at you.

The reality? Like you'd understand, but if we thought you were even halfway decent in bed, we still wouldn't f*ck you. Even if we were completely tanked. And your personality? Even if you had one, it would still suck. Kind of like your game.

amen to that!

Ohh shame he's banned :rolleyes: :D just look at these pearls of wisdom cut and pasted from his "advice":

UFPike: many times i seem to attracted the ones most wasted
No isht UFPike...

UFPike: If their wasted it makes it easier to hang out with later that night.
Niiice..! Can we say too-intoxicated-to-give-consent? :)

UFPike: When you leave the club/party they are in your hands now, at your age you should be able to close a deal. If your a guy and your 19 or 20 and you havent had much luck, PM me and I'll tell you how to play it out.
Cheers bro, I'll PM you in a little while :D.