I like the cut of your jib.

Cool story bro:
My grandmother has had multiple cosmetic surgeries, a tummy tuck, her legs de-veined, a nose job, a face lift, permanent makeup tatooed on her face. My mom on the other hand has done nothing.

When I was about 22 and visiting her in assisted living she looked at me and asked if I'd ever considered getting my nose 'done.'
Me: "Um, no, I haven't."
Her: "Well why not, don't you want a cute nose?"
Me: "I think I have a cute nose, besides I wouldn't waste my money on it."
Her: "Well I'd pay for it."
Me: "No, I think I'm ok.
Her while pinching her nose: "Well do this every day, it helps"
Me: "No, I don't think it does, Nonna."

I do have to say I'm glad her 'filter' had only started to break down then, and not when I was 15, but my Nonna has always been a bit special like that.

Bridalplasty was selected as one of the worst shows of 2010 by MSN:

If the premise behind this show (bratty brides competing for a comprehensive pre-wedding plastic surgery package) confirms that we as a nation have little humanity left, at least take solace in the fact that the series didn't find a big audience. Perhaps we do have a shred of humanity still left America. Bickering has become ubiquitous on reality TV, and there are a few reality shows that elevate their trashiness to almost an art. This, however, is not one of them. This is simply base, banal and more than a little embarrassing, not just for the competitors, but to the entire TV landscape.

I usually roll my eyes at "This show is why the rest of the world looks down on us"...but not in regards to Bridalplasty. The rest of the world should look down on Bridalplasty.