on the 2% chance that you aren't a troll- i'd say you need to do some serious self (and perhaps professional) evaluation to discover the reasons why at 30 you:
a) don't have close friends in real life
b) have never been in a relationship
c) don't know the answers to the questions you've been asking.

i seriously thought you were a teen. not everyone needs close friendships, but the fact that you're coming to strangers to ask these personal questions means that YOU need them. seek help. fix yo life.


and your post is still a
http://media.photobucket.com/image/f...es/flounce.jpghttp://static.open.salon.com/files/f...1246026411.jpg
http://media.photobucket.com/image/f...es/flounce.jpg

you know... i wonder if i know the OP. i know a guy... 37 years old, never been kissed, never had a girlfriend, no close "friends." Sad thing is, he's a GOOD looking guy.

:eek: http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif

:eek::eek::eek: http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif

lol.
i already told you, just go to the bathroom next time man.

*wonders what kind of body you have where your heart belches*