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I never post on eBay, I just lurk. But I am steaming mad at this Barbie recruitment story so I had to post the honest to god, true and brutal truth about Barbie.

I have personally worked my whole life to make a perfect life for my DARLING LITTLE DAUGHTER, Angel. I have had to put up years with this phony, insincere, overly competitive Barbie witch during poor little Angel's whole life. I did everything for my DLD Angel and still do. Everything. Even though I did not go to college and thus did not go though rush, I knew that my DLD, Angel, was destined for great things and absolutely certain to be in one of the nation's best sororities, only a top tier sorority for DLD Angel. Top tier, not only locally but nationally, would do for my wonderful, sweet, accomplished, talented and beautiful DLD, Angel. I made sure that I had the time for my DLD Angel to do and be in everything important. I enrolled her in everything I could think of or heard about to make sure that she would be the most popular and be the best, I generally did her homework for her and anything else I could do while Angel was at the many singing, dancing and modeling lessons and classes. I did everything I could do to help my DLD Angel, entering her into every beauty pagent in a 10 state area, all of the important children's talent shows and of course, cheerleading. No place was too expensive for my sweet little Angel nor too far to take her. I sometimes think she grew up in the mini-van. No matter what I did, It seemed everywhere I turned this little witch Barbie was there acting like she was just perfect and acting so sweet and so geniune and so pretty, but I knew better. To make it worse she even transferred into the exclusive private school where I pulled strings to make sure by DLD, sweet little Angel, went and would be with only the best and most elite girls. Public school would not be good enough for the best of the best sorority. Somehow that Barbie found out and the next hing you know she as at the exclusive private school where she was always ruining everything for my little, sweet, wonderful, talented, beautiful, accomplished and perfect DLD Angel. That Barbie witch made life impossible for Angel. Poor Angel always came in second to that supposedly "perfect Barbie" in every beauty pagent, in school, with friends, with the boys, in short she was second to Barbie in everything. I could never understand this Barbie girl and how she did it. She did not have a mother that was nearly as dedicated as I was and am. Her mother just did the basic normal things for her. I have always completely micro-managed every single aspect of Angel's life, even now. Can you just imagine what a total failure I felt like when my DLD, poor little Angel, always had to settle for second best to that Barbie? I tried and tried to get Barbie and Angel together and be BFF and get rid of that little twit Midge, but that Barbie did not seem to like me and neither did her mother. They said I was too pushy among other awful things which I just refused to believe and know they were said out of jealousy. Can you imagine that, being too involved and doing too much? Never, never!

When my attempts for my DLD Angel to befriend Barbie failed, I tried to help my DLD Angel by setting that Barbie up. I deliberately made up some really scandalous and horrible rumors about Barbie, Ken and that Midge girl and I spread them to the other truly dedicated and involved mothers. I did every single thing I could think of to try to give my DLD Angel the edge over that little witch. But somehow, no matter how hard I worked, it just got worse for my DLD Angel. Then I tried and tried with to befriend those regular mothers who did not do enough for their daughters. Sadly, my attempts failed. They just could not understand how much they should be doing for their own daughters let alone all I did for my DLD Angel. Over time we were excluded from many of the better activities and poor, sweet, adorable Angel was not nearly as popular as she should have been given all of my efforts to make sure she was the best of the best. That Barbie was always popular but Angel did not have many friends. I personally prefer to think all of those other girls were just jealous of how truly wonderful my DLD Angel really is.

When my sweet, adorable Angel started middle school I suddenly knew that I did not have time to waste, as this is the south, and I had to make sure that she would have a perfect recruitment at our state's SEC university. Sadly enough Angel was already in the 6th grade before I realize how much preparation and work we had to do to get her in the best of the best, only top tier for my DLD Angel, and we were running out of time. We just knew that Barbie would go to some sort of beauty school or modeling school and she would finally be out of our lives forever and my little Angel could finally be the center of all of the attention and everyone would recognize her as the true beauty, She would finally be the queen of everything and the most popular girl ever and she would be the one who got a bid fron the best top tier sorority in the whole country. Recruitment became my obsession in addition to everything else I was doing for poor little Angel. I am so lucky I can get by on just a few hours of sleep. I just feel so sorry for those girls whose mothers do not do what they should be doing to make sure their daughters have and are the best at everything. A really caring mother can never do too much is my mantra!

I immediately started investigating and found out that the only true top tier sorority chapters at my SEC university, and nationally as well. I found out the best at my SEC school were the Madame Alexanders and then the Jems. I covered every single thing any and every good mother should do for their DLD and secured multiple recommendations to every single sorority at our SEC school, even for those chapters I truly knew where beneath my adorable, talented and perfect DLD Angel. I wanted her to be the one that had a full schedule for every round and the only that got to reject the "lesser, unfortunate" sororities. I would not have any of them reject her, that would be unimagineable. She had to have the perfect recruitment.

Because Angel was so overly involved in every activity possible, I started contacting the Madame Alexanders and the Jems for her. I would call to see if I could volunteer to help them with any special projects, if I could help with their philanthrophy and especially if I could help with recruitment. Imagine how awful it was for me when they just seemed to ignore me or tried to seemingly get rid of me. I knew I had to do everything any truly loving and dedicated mother could do to make sure that my DLD Angel got a bid from the Madame Alexanders first or if poor little Angel had to settle for less, then possibly the Jems. However, for some reason they did not seem to want me or my expert help. I was indignant! So I started e-mailing the president and rush chairs for each of the best sororities for Angel. I contacted their advisors and even some of the national officers to let them know how wonderful Angel was and how lucky they would be if she chose them. I created both a facebook account and a myspace account for Angel and posted so many wonderful things about her and her many accomplishments and wonderful pictures. I did everything. Angel was finally going to have her much deserved chance. Can you just Imagine my horror when I found that that rich little witch Barbie was actually going to MY SEC univeristy and was going to go through recruitment. How dare that girl! I would not stand for it. So I let the presidents and rush chairs know the "real" Barbie and told them horrible, horrible things about her which I believed to be the truth.. I would get her and her little dog! She would be lucky to get a bid from the fat chapter let alone the Madame Alexanders or the Jems, never. I had a mission and I went into over-drive. I sent large decorated cookies with Angel's beautiful face and name professionally sprayed on the icing on a regular basis. At other special times I would send snacks, candy and flowers to the Madames and Jems in Angel's name. Then another one of the truly caring and very involved mothers told me I should sent each member of the Madame Alexanders and Jems personal presents in sweet, perfect little Angel's name to remind them of how perfect she is and how she should get a bid and be at the top of their bid lists. I did everything any caring mother should and could do to ensure a perfect recruitment. I callled pretending to be Angel, I posted for Angel, I did everything I could think of to make sure that my DLD Angel would have a perfect recruitment and we would have a perfect life in our perfect sorority. I did not tell her I had heard that Barbie and Midge were both going to go to our SEC university and go through recruitment. One can only imagine the horror that confronted poor little Angel when she went to rush orientation and found out that her nemesis Barbie was there, that she and even Midge were going through recruitment. Angel must have cried for a whole week. I knew that I had truly failed her. What would I do?

Some of those "regular mothers" would not have done anything but NOT me! I had to make sure my perfect Angel had the perfect recruitment whatever it took and no matter what it cost. That Barbie had made Angel's life just miserable pretending to be so sweet all of the time. I do not think for a minute that she is really that nice and perfect. However, all of the rumors we intentionally spread did not seem to do any good. Thank goodness for "photoshop" with my highly developed computer skills I just knew I could finally put an end to that Barbie and how she intentionally ruined my poor little Angel's life. She was not going to ruin Angel's perfect recruitment, I was determined that would never happen, never. So I even posted and e-mailed "photos" under an assumed name, of course, to all of the sororities, even the bad ones. I told you I would get that little girl!

Can you just imagine my horror when I found out that nothing I did and everything I had done for my DLD Angel was not working. She just had to have the perfect recruitment, I would just die if she did not get in the best top tier sorority. Maybe I could still try to rid of that ugly, fuggly Midge and get Barbie to be best friends with my DLD Angel. Perhaps I could get them to be roommates during recruitment, would that be possible? Perhaps Barbie could help her get a bid from one of the top tier sororities because I would not settle for anything less. It had to be the best of the best for Angel or nothing at all. I hate that Barbie and now it appeared that she was going to ruin what was supposed to be Angel's perfect recruitment. Barbie, Barbie, Barbie.

I also decided I had to have a "back-up" recruitment plan if Barbie ruined Angel's recruitment. I even found another university that started classes and recruitment after recruitment was over at my SEC university on the unlikely chance that recruitment did not go well for my DLD Angel. Fat chance, but one has to be sure and make plans. I secured her admission to that univeristy as well as mine. So, once again, I got recs for the best sororities for Angel and tried to set things up perfectly so my back-up plan would work if god forbid recruitment at my SEC school failed Angel for some reason. However, the back-up university was not in the south but in the north, eek! I heard that their recruitment was not as competitive as my SEC school. It did had some of the best national sororities because we all know that there is a big difference in sororities and only a few are really and truly top tier. I just knew that if she got in the very best national at the back-up school Angel could always transfer back to our SEC university and affiliate and be in the best national sorority of them all and and the best at our state school and finally show that Barbie girl and everyone else that might have snubbed her. So, I had another mission and began doing any and everything a mother should and could do to make sure our "back-up plan" worked. I would just die if my perfect Angel did not get in the best, top tier sorority somewhere, anywhere. Angel's life would be ruined if I did not do it all and I had to do it all because poor lkittle Angel is too busy and too naive and innocent, I swear there is no more beautiful nor accomplished child than my DLD Angel.

Well, I won't tell what that Barbie pledged nor how her rush turned out. But you know that and I am going to read this recruitment story very carefully to make sure she is tells the truth and nothing but the truth. Don't be fooled, Barbie is devious and mean, mean, mean. She is just spoiled rotten thinking she is so perfect and so rich and and so beautiful and that she deserves everything while always acting and pretending to be so sweet and so sincere. Like I said, I swore I would get her and her little dog as well! I can do anything, I am SuperChopperMom. Angel just has to know that there is no other mother as loving and devoted as I am to make sure that everything my DLD Angel's life could and would be perfect. I even enrolled in both schools so I could go and do her homework and help her through college, How could poor little Angel do anything without me? I just cannot imagine that! What mother would let her child try to make it through rush on their own? What about life, I know that she will need me forever. I just cannot imagine not having to do everything and living solely for her. My husband used to terribly resent it and even suggested that I go for counselling. Can you imagine that? Well, I went for counselling but it was legal counselling and when he realized that if I got rid of him I would get a great deal of his money, after all my DLD Angel needed lots of money to make sure her life was always perfect, so he finally got on board as well. We do not see each other often but I am sure that he wants only the best for his DLD Angel as well.

Like I said, I won't tell you how this ended but I willl tell you that Angel and I, after a very disappointing rush at our SEC university, immediately dropped out and enrolled in the "back-up university" up north, but I made sure she had the perfect recruitment. I even tried to get AI'd into the top sorority in the country to made sure that my DLD Angel was a legacy so they would have to take her. Can you just imagine Barbie's surprise if she found out that my beautiful Angel and I were both new members of the best sorority in the country? I woud love to be there for that. Revenge could have been really sweet and finally ours. Somehow that sorority did not want me as a member, I cannot imagine. But I know once Angel was a member then I wwould definitely get to AI in as a member as well. I am certain I can get her to do that for me after everything that I have done and still do for her. Some day that Barbie will get what she really deserves!

And thank you to all of the other overly involved mothers who have helped me so much with what to do to make sure Angel never ever makes a single mistake and always has a perfect recruitment and a perject life. I only live for her and to make sure she has everything I never had. Sometimes I feel like I am my DLD Angel and I just love that, it makes me feel so much closer to her. I just feel like I failed at our SEC university and that there was so much more I could have and should have done. But Angel loves our sorority up north, but she does not like it up north. But our sorority is the very best, so we showed that Barbie. I can only imagine her surprise when she heard that Angel was in the best of the best sorority. I bet she even acted like she was pleased, girls like that do things like that. I just do not understand after all of these years and after everything that I have done why Barbie and my DLD Angel are not best friends and why Angel and I did not have more friends in her new member class and our sorority, but I will fix that. I can do anything. I will do anything. I do everything for my DLD Angel. Love never means having to say you are sorry!

SuperChopperMom

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Originally Posted by SuperChopperMom (Post 1819930)

Your poor Angel must have been so blue when she didn't get into the super top-tier Madame Alexanders at her SEC school!

Oh, I'm totally ROTFLMAO!!!!! And the username? Pure genius!!!