| Dionysus |
12-04-2005 09:25 PM |
To the dumbazz people in my 'hood: Please lock up your gosh darn dogs! I do not want to get eaten up by the big dogs. As, for the little dogs, people should lock them up for their own safety. It's very tempting to snatch a cute little puppy!
To Fazoli's: Are you all retarded? Why did you all sit up there and run out of cheese ravioli during dinner time hours? You all should've had them stocked up before dinner.
To the 400 pound woman in my class: Binch you is TRIFLIN'!!!!!! First I could not believe what I heard about a month ago. I was in the bathroom washing my hands and then I heard a loud moan and then a fart and then three or four turds drop into the toilet! Was all of that moaning necessary? And have you ever heard of the "courtesy flush" so no one hears what your doing? I was so curious who that was, so I looked at your shoes so I could identify you. And then you turn out to be that 400 pound woman in class, who always smell like fried fish. Fast forward to yesterday....right in the middle of finals you started burping out loud and said it was because of the coke! Ummm no! You are 45 years old and don't know how stiffle them when neccessary? :eek:
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