granted but then it gets covered with bed bugs

I wish i had a drink

You do, but when you weren't looking the bartender peed in it.

I wish I were camping right now.

Granted but you get mauled by a gay bear


I wish my fantasy draft was right now

Granted, but you signed up for the wrong one and your fantasy cricket team is dead last in your league.

I wish Microsoft Vista didn't suck so much.

Granted but your commodore 64 sucks far worse


I wish I had some choclate right now

Granted, but they're chocolate covered ants and grasshoppers.

I wish I could find where I put that pin!

granted...you sat on it and it has now hit a nerve ending numbing it


I wish i wasn't so sleepy....I need to complete my podcast

Granted, you just sniffed a bunch of crack

I wish people would not make baseless accusations [not the thread but for reals]

Granted, all the accusations they make are TRUE!

I wish I had more money... :(

Granted, but it's only $0.01 more.

I wish I could change the world.

Granted, but it changes for the worse.



I wish I had my own lap pool.

Granted, but your hair might turn green from the chlorine.

I wish Alicia Sacramone didn't just get screwed out of the bronze medal when the Chinese gymnast who won it FELL

Granted, and the Olympic Rules Committee comes under fire for ALL of the many "errors" made in Women's Gymnastics, starting with the "women's" ages! (I know, no corruptions - the corruptions were already made! Grrrr...)



I wish Shawn Johnson could have gone last on the Floor Exercise, and ended up sharing a Wheaties box with Nastia Lukin!

He did, but he got caught boinking the entire chinese team, even the 6 year old. He was in turn publicly shamed and became an infamous figure in "sports" history.

I wish for 1,000,000 wishes
end thread.

(psst, PhiGam... Shawn Johnson is a girl. Just thought I'd let ya know :-D )

and granted, but for each wish you get, you have to make out with Richard Simmons for no less than 10 minutes.

I wish that Facebook and MySpace would disappear