Aaaaaaaaaw

Dear Erica,
Tell your daddy to get Bobby Flay for your birthday so he can teach Daddy how to make macaroni n cheese. :p Happy Birthday.:D

LMBO. LMBO.

Dear E,
see, this right here is why daddy say you got to wait till you at least 30 before you can read Auntie Carla's books. ....her mind, while "very special" jus' ain't right :p :D

Dear Daddy's #2 initiate of Daughter Phi Daughter, Inc.,

Your daddy needs a time out. Make him take you to Kauffman's and buy you and your bear matching outfits. :p

Uno Amor,

Tia Carla

(P.S. I don't know why I am talking in Spanish since your Daddy sometimes gets a little shook by English:p)

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear TonyB06 and CTFo':
Please. Stop. It. Now. *can't breeve*


To DBS: I am sooo glad you came to visit this weekend. It did you good. You need to eat, you are too skinny. Leave the neighbor alone!! :mad: Timing is still off, and we need to let it go. But when we get 40, and if we're still unattached... we're getting hitched.

To DSH: I am very glad that you haven't made me eat those words yet. (Note the yet.) You are a cool dude. And I know its football season, but I need some attention too, please.

To Mr. Starfish106

On Sunday we will have offically made it to one year of matrimony! Despite the moments when homicide seemed justifiable on my part, I wouldn't want to be with anyone else. I knew you were the one when i didn't mind sharing my food with you (and that means a lot trust me).Thank you for indulging me in my quirky moments and not trying to change me. Thank you for always being my friend, partner, mandingo in the sack and reality check. I love you for who you are and who you have become in the 6+ years we have been together. So from the bottom of my heart I thank you and love you.


Starfish

1 year down, forever to go......

Dear Nikki1920:

I KNOW!!! http://www.siyclone.com/forum//style...fault/ROFL.gif

To whoever doesnt like me up there:

Putting this other person back into the picture is NOT funny. We are not amused. We are very confused. Thank you for bringing said person back in touch with me. But now, we are back where we started, and we're both older and wiser now, and these feelings are NOT supposed to be happening. We thought we were happy. Now we are just confused. We don't want to hurt anyone, but we know someone will get hurt if we keep going as we are going. Please send me, I mean, them some guidance. A sign. A clue. SOMETHING, please, before I, I mean we, do something that we will end up regretting.....



*le dammit*

Dear Guy at the Skating Rink:

Ok, I've been noticing you for months now and I'm too shy to say anything. Please quit looking so cute and dressing nice b/c you make skating very hard. I especially enjoyed the stunt you did last nite when you was skating backwards. "Le Sigh"....maybe one day I'll come up to you and introduce myself to you. I love thick men, you know....and you got some good hur too....


Sincerely,
That Girl who had on the "I Heart Black People" shirt last nite....

To LostNFound117,

Your letter to Mr. Skating Ring was so cute. It made me chuckle.

Thanks,

soulfulremix

P.S. "I Heart Black People" tees are cool, too. :p

I tried to write this last night...
 

To the resturant/bar that was suppose to have the sorors' party Friday night: BOOOOO!:mad: You decided to cancel their party because the undergrads can't have liquor at their paries and you couldn't afford to loose the liquor sales. You would have made it up if ya'll had the party. I bet if it was another sorority or fraternity ya'll would have had the party!

To Fantaisa: Girl, YOU TORE IT UP!! After your performance, I am now a bigger fan of yours!:D

To Kanye: I hope you saw me. I actually sat at section 102. I was the one screaming I LOVE YOU KANYE with the "George Bush doesn't care about Black People" shirt. I also got close to you when you got off the stage. I shoud have gotten closer if and should have throw some 'bows at those teeny-bobbers. Your show was OFF THE CHAIN and the next time you come to SC, please come to Charleston or Columbia. The trips to Greenville can be hard on a sista.

To Soror Gina1201 and luminarysoul: Yes, he did do the Broke Phi Broke skit.

To Soror lnf117: Try to holla at the skating rink guy. I got your back!

Signed,
JB13

Dear Soulful Remix and Soror JB13:

Thank you so much for supporting your conversationally challenged fellow-greekchatter. One day, Mr. Skating rink guy told me he liked my truck and I'm sure crickets chirpped b/c I had no idea what to say. I was in a daze. Did I mention the thickness and good hur?


Sincerely,
LnF117....The lame who melts when she sees Skating Rink Guy

My Boo:

Why are you trying to play me?? You always try to slip things in when you think I'm not paying attention. Like this morning, you knew I was half sleep. Why you trying to get me to wash clothes...

Boo: So when you gonna wash clothes?

Me: Wha...???

Boo: (assuming I didn't hear him) When you gonna wash clothes?

Me: Wha...???

Boo: Huh??

Me: Watchu mean? I washed clothes last week.

Boo: Ok...

Me: So that means it's YOUR turn

Boo: Wha..?? So now we're playing pity pat?

Me: No we're not playing pity pat, all I'm saying is I washed last week so now its your turn

Boo: (lying) Well, before that I washed two weeks in a row. I mean, I know I asked you to get the clothes out the dryer while I went somewhere but I still washed.

Me: Now you know you did not wash two weeks in a row. I've been doing it....I guess the clothes aren't getting washed then

Boo: But the hamper is getting full

Me: Then why don't you wash them?!?! If you got clothes that need to be washed...

Boo: I don't need any clothes washed.

Me: Well neither do I, I guess they're not getting wshed then

Doggonit!! I need my pants washed but I don't wanna give in! :o :mad: I know he's gonna hold out.

Dear LnF117,

A. Go Alicia Keys' waitress on dude. "I notice when you come in cause I always would give you real milk chocoloate for your cocoa instead of water (cause, you know, my manager always be trippin' and stuh)." ...cause You Don't Know My Name.

B. Drop those pics you posted in "look at me" in ole boys' skates, that will slow his roll. :p :p

C. Skate in the vicinity of dude and "get a little wobbly." :D