granted but it's Roseanne


I wish I wasn't so bored.

Granted but now you are half as bored and won't get off til 10pm


I wish SOPI would take all of us to the movies and then drinking

granted but it's a chick flick and we're having cosmos



I wish I had the money to be taking everybody out for movies and drinks

Granted. But, she took us to see a bestiality porn and got so drunk she puked all over the inside of DS's car.


I wish I had the time to stay at that job.

granted but was shocked when you woke up next to Earp the next morning and he has your wallet in between his 'nads.


granted but they ask you to sign a contract for 20 years and not raise your salary


I wish I could stay longer to continue instead of going home right now.

Granted. but nobody wants you there either...:) i luv you daemon!

i wish i could go back down to the beach this afternoon.

granted but then it gets closed because of shark attacks

I wish I could go to a concert tonight

granted but it's a Michael Bolton concert


I wish people wouldn't flake on me

granted but instead of flaking they come to your house, and become squatters. They won't leave. Ever.

I wish that I had a swimming pool.

granted ..but that too gets closed due to shark attacks....



I wish a mod would try and shut this thread down

granted but 50 threads pop up asking why this thread was shut down & the cycle starts over again

I wish I had a job

granted but you end up scraping gum off of benches in the park..

I wish i weren't so bored

granted...but then you get a phone call from a distant relative talking about how bad her foot fungus has gotten.

I wish i could sleep

granted, but you have a nightmare which then comes true.


I wish I could vacuum without actually having to vacuum.

granted but all the stuff on your floor must be picked up with the suction you create with your mouth

I wish i was at the olympics