Dear people who have decided to invade our office:
If you are an evacuee from Katrina, WELCOME!! Please let me know what it is that you need and I will do my best to see that you and your children get it.

If you are one of these people who just want to take advantage, you are going right to hell in an hand basket.


Dear coworkers: when you have a weird client with a weird situation, please let me know BEFORE you leave for vacation.

and another Dear Clients:
I HAVE 30 DAYS TO PROCESS YOUR CASE. PLEASE DO NOT RUSH ME. DO NOT CALL HERE EVERY DAY TO GET AN UPDATE. I WILL CALL YOU WHEN YOUR CASE HAS BEEN APPROVED AND NOT BEFORE. NO I CANNOT RUSH THE CASE READER, SHE'S PROTECTING YOUR BUTT B/C IF I OVERISSUE BENEFITS GUESS WHO'LL HAVE TO PAY THEM BACK!!!!!! ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!

Dear Clients, pt. 2:
yes, I am new. Please stop trying to pull one over on me because I am. All that does is hold up YOUR benefits. I am working hard for my paycheck, and I am not paying $17 a month in rent. I see why people burn out quickly at this job. The very same people we are trying to help try every trick in the book to get over, and the people who genuinely need help get screwed because of it.

to DBS: Honey, I know she broke your heart. I know you are hurt and I TRULY do feel your pain. But, life does go on. If you want to wallow in hurt and pity, dont expect me to do it with you. I will support you as long as you need it. You need to see the light. Your son needs his daddy. I want my friend back. Besides, KARMA is a BEAST!!

Dear Thug-Bastards in the Superdome:

I heard about you hoodlums yesterday on Oprah. It's time to let that gang-isht go! It burned a hole in my heart that you are up there in that Superdome with guns and knives, terrorizing folks insteading of praising God for sparing your life. That really could have been you laying on the side of the road, decomposing and being a specticle for the entire world to see!! I hope hell burns you to a crisp for raping those children who are simply going to use the restroom. How can you even be thinking about sex at a time like this, and with CHILDREN??!!! Even though I know our racist government are treating you like animals right now, there are some people who DID NOT survive and probably would have given anything to be where you are! QUIT EMBARASSING US YOU DUMB BASTARDS!!!

Ditto!

To CT4 and Wonderful 1908:

There was a children's story (an excerpt of which came from an old Houghton-Mifflin reading textbook called "Images") that was called "The Way They Were" (I think). The premise was VERY similar to what you were alluding to: "If you think it's cool to have school without teachers and textbooks, think again." I cannot remember the author's name, but when I heard you mention locked classrooms with a TV monitor, this story came to mind.

Check it out if you can.

Dear Cleveland, Ohio: EVERY year, EVERY FRIGGIN YEAR, I try to get my mother tickets to a nice event for her birthday or Mother's Day and you emm effas never have chit. NEVER!!!! Just now I tried to get 2 tickets to the Bears game and you EMM EFFAS don't have 2 seats together. WTF?!?!?!!? Sorrrrrrrrrrrrry azz town. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

You already know,

as an adult its time for you to take responsibility for your own actions. Your 31 and you wanna send your mama to an early grave. You should be ashamed and no im not getting a lean on my house.Its called tough love baby boy.

"red devil",

I hear the song "object of my desire" everytime i think about you because you do indeed light my fire. To bad you wont give in or be real about how you feel. Thats okay though maybe I should just let it "burn" like Usher. You plague my mind with thoughts of what just was and what could currently be. Sometimes I gotta get away. I know we both need to chill mane before they blow them horns like coltrane... im afraid heaven may not have a place for us, but I still love you.

To CT4:

What about the Classic? :)

Dear Lord,

Thank you for always blessing me, keeping me, and protecting me. Lord you have blessed me BEYOND BELIEF. But, I'm asking you to please help me find the patience that I need to get through these days. I feel like I've stepped out on my LEFT foot this semester. Lord, please help me get on the RIGHT one.

LOVE,

Kamryn

My brother has that covered. :( I might get her a gift card for gasoline. :p

Right now a gas gift card is the TRUTH!!!!!!

Dear lady who called me earlier:

Youse a nasty somebody to go to the bathroom while on the phone with me and TELL ME about it. :mad: :( :o :o :o

Signed,

I did not hear you wash your hands after you flushed the toilet.:o :eek: :o :o

geez, I hope she wasn't full of hot air....on the phone, I mean. :)

Ewwww!

Dear Money:

I know that we have been on bad terms, but I would like to apologize to you. I bought you a brand new home on Wallet Lane. I hope you accept my apology. I guess I will know you accepted my apology and gift when I am able to pay my bills on time.

Love you much,

Worker


Dear God:

I know that You are able to do exceedingly and abundantly all that I can even ask or think. I just wanted to apologize for worrying and having wavering faith. Can You forgive me? I do trust that You will make a way even if "Money" doesn't come back to me. I know that as long as I keep my faith and trust in You I can make it. I know that You are good and Your mercies endureth forever. One more thing even if You don't do what I have asked for I know that it is for my good and You are still worthy.

I love you until we meet again,

Your Child

That is some nasty ish. She would have met Mr. Tone.:o