granted, but then some one totals it, and you drive a shiny wrecked car

i wish my lease was ready

granted, but it will be a three year lease that you can't break, even in death.


I wish that it was October break already!

granted, but your house will flood during you break and you'll have to cancel your plans.

i wish the boy would tell me how he feels already.

Granted...but he tells you that even though he loves you, he has decided to enter a monastery in Italy...


I wish we could find a house that we both agree on...

Granted, but you now have a $10,000/month mortgage.



I wish there was World Peace.

Granted but it's only because the world is destroyed and there is only an island filled with greek chatters left!

I wish we would hear if they have accepted our offer on the house already....:D

Granted but then it turns into the money pit

I wish that I had a personal massage therapist

granted but you find that you can't stand them as they have a severe case of smoker's breath.

I wish I could take all day off tomorrow and play halo 3.

Granted, but your controller misfires and you never get past the first level.

I wish I could eat all the dessert in the world and never gain weight.

Granted but its the Atari version so its sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.....

I wish a fine as he!! 6'2,single, working, disease free, straight, honest, funny, with fresh breath and well endowed dude would fall in love with me tomorrow..:D

Two at one time!

Granted..you never gain any weight, but your cholesterol levels shoot high enough through the roof that your doctor condemns you to eating oatmeal for the rest of your life.



Granted, but it turns out that he is a polygamist!


I wish that my internet wireless connection was faster.

Granted, but you have to change your email address every week.




I wish I had a laundress, who did my laundry & ironing perfectly!

Granted, but then she steals your laundry and you have no clothes but a very well-dressed laundress.

I wish I could listen to my ipod at work.

ta da! listen away! but you can only listen to one song on repeat.

i wish i had onion rings, right now.

Granted, but your onion breath will offend everyone you meet today, including the person who was about to give you a million dollars!



I wish pizza had no calories.