granted but you leave it out by accident and one of your co workers eats it and wont fess up

I wsh that the next wish will come true

granted but then a mod closed the thread

I wish LSU would lose their next football game

Granted, but then your team loses every other game this season.

I wish the KD forum had a mod.

granted, but the mod is jessiwannabe.

i wish the workday was over by now...

Granted. It is now time to start work tomorrow.

I wish was going to be able to relax when I get home instead of dealing with homework, bedtimes . . . .

granted but then the power goes out....


I wish I had money to get the itouch

granted, but it will break the moment you get home and Apple and the store are closed.

I wish my headache would go away.

granted, but now you have an itch that just won't stop!

I wish all my work was done for the week.

granted, but then you spend the next week in meetings defending yourself for not working that hard all the time, and they pile even more on you

i wish that the birds would stop flying into my window

granted, but they start flying inot your face.

i wish i could catch up on my sleep

granted, but you sleep through two meetings and an important appointment.



I wish I had black or brown eyelashes.

granted but then your eyebrows turn platinum blonde

i wish i could find that spandau ballet LP

Granted, but your record player is broken.

I wish I could snap my fingers and travel anywhere in the world.

Granted, but you forget how to snap your fingers!


I wish Scotch Guard didn't smell so much!

Granted, but you always have stains now because it is the smell that gets rid of them.


I wish my car was always perfectly clean.