Granted, but it only has 5 KB of memory, and it can't be upgraded.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of DD iced coffee.

granted....but the FDA bans it from the US and you are now a fugitive.


I wish I was on vacation right now with sunny weather, no rain, and enough money to get me thru the week...no kids and a bunch of beautiful women to serve me...with a plane ticket to get back....in Jamaica.

i'll do this one, too, since it got skipped.

TA DA! the 2nd time around was WAY worse. and some of it leaves you with feelings of shame and regret.


you get arrested in Jamaica and due to a computer error, stay in jail for 6 months.



i wish i had some ribs.

granted but they are underdone and u get e coli poisoning and mudbutt

I iwsh I started this thread

Granted, but then you get banned from GC.


I wish I was 18 again.

granted but then you find out you got left behind 3 times in high school


I wish Gee Dubya got kicked out of office

Granted but he was made King of the World!

I wish for World Peace

wish granted. unfortunately, after peace envelopes the world, so do the greenhouse gases.

i wish i had some Pringles and a coke.

denied...that wish was wished for about 15 posts ago

I wish drolefile would redo their wish

Yea, and everyone died because of that wish!!! :eek:

mmmkay and ur wish is........

Silly, I can't wish 'til Drolefille redoes hers! :)

I refuse to redo my wish :p

ok fine...

I wish the next person that posts would make a wish for something unusual

Granted....

I wish Demon Seed couldn't post on this thread anymore....:p

partially granted, because I am going to lunch and will be back posting within the hr

I wish Mircosoft products were easy to use.

Granted, but Sirikwan starts posting on here instead!!! :eek:

I wish for a purple people eater.

Granted, but all the purple people are already eaten so he has to eat gophers instead!

I wish Princess Diana was alive.

Granted, but it's Harold and his purple crayon that create your purple people eater. And, in doing so, Harold draws all over your walls with his purple crayon and lowers the value of your house by $25,000.

I wish cute boys would come into my work, so I could oogle at them.

Granted, but when they come in you realize they are interested... in each other! ;)

I wish I could start this day over again.

Granted, but in so doing, you accidentally run over your boss on your way into the parking lot and get arrested; now you are in jail.

I wish for a diamond tiara to wear around my house while I clean.

Granted...the diamond was real....the gold was fake and now you have a green ring on your forehead


I wish my sandwich tasted better

sandwich wish granted. but it will raise your cholesterol level by 350%.

i wish i could hang out with Vince Vaughn.

Granted but you get Vince Vaughn from Psycho and not Vince Vaughn from Dodgeball.



I wish I had a copy of the new Harry Potter book.

granted but the last chapter was removed before you left the store.

I wish I had Halo 3

Granted, but it sucks.

Also Princess Diana is a Zombie (unanswered wish)

I wish for my own private plane.

*gasp* That was cruel about the book. ;)

Granted but your power shuts off in the middle of playing b/c of unpaid bills.

Granted but your plane has no propellers.


I wish my homework was already done.

Granted but that same power outage wiped your hard drive and you find yourself at 2am starting all over again to hand it in on time @ 9am


NOW!!! HA!!


I wish I had some ice cream right now


(5 secs off of taking my co worker's daughter's ice cream......and it's hot as Hades outside.)

ta da! ice cream. but the ice cream man stashed his crack in the cream. your crack addiction is gonna have you eating dog food and on A&E's "Intervention" faster than you can say, "Tyrone Biggums."

i wish i was diving into some water right now.

Ok, but just so you know, the water is 40 degrees.

I wish the workday was done.

Granted! You get to go home where a dog with the shits awaits you.


I wish I weighed 20 pounds less.

Granted, but you find out how you lost weight after you shit out a 5 ft tapeworm.

I wish I could have a whole day to sleep.

Granted but that sleep turns into a full blown coma!

I wish I had enough money to buy an engagement ring for my lady.

you do only until you find out she thought the thing was too small and wont marry you until you get something 3x as big

I wish I had a new ipod

wish granted, but the only song you can upload is the "macarena"

I wish I could go to all of the Colts' games this season.

You go to the games, but they lose EVERY SINGLE GAME.

I wish I had new tile flooring in my house.

wish granted, but your new tiles are a 1980's Pepto-Bismal pink


I wish I had a boyfriend.

Granted, you have a boyfriend but he has horrible breath and no one ever tells him to get a mint.

I wish the Yankees would win their 27th World Series title this year!

Granted, but then they looked at the tapes again and noticed that the pitcher was cheating so they took away their pennant (right word?) and let the Tigers play it out for the championship. :)

I wish my ex wasn't so psycho.

I honestly don't think they'd take it away, they might just put an asterisk next to it, like the players who take steroids :eek:

Granted. Your ex is no longer a psycho, but slowly and surely, you lose your mind, and are forced to undergo a frontal lobotomy by him and his family.

I wish I could go back to school to get my graduate degree!!!