This is great.. hehe and I'm stealing the Flippin Genius one. Speaking of which, I should go study now...

I have a new favorite.

"My Dad Comes To Madison To Play Drinking Games"

'cause it's so true! I have never seen so many parents doing beer bongs or bar crawls until I got to college.

Do people at your school have more than one of the same group, but with different names? I'm almost sure that people do this on purpose.

Some of the ones i'm in:
---"I Tried To Ford the River and I Lost 47 Bullets 2 axels 2 Oxen and Jimmy Died of Dysentery" (from the best game in the world...Oregon Trail)
---"Ghetto Booty Pride"
---"Its all about George Lopez...Loco"
---"People against Popped Collars....UTEP chapter"
---"You like quoting Napoleon Dynamite, I like quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, so there :p"
---"Cell Phones are made for Private Use...not for Walkie Talkies!!! brrrp" (we have a bunch of people, mainly the ones that come from across the border that WILL NOT use their phones in the right way, they constantly use them as walkie talkies, so you can hear ALL of their conversation, its not as bad when ur outside, but when ur in the hallway or the elevator, its annoying--especially when the person they are talking to are in the same room or same vicinity!!)
---"Hillary 08"
---" 21 and Under (and still drunk) club"
---"Alcohol makes me horny....UTEP chapter"

Some other ones:
---"Mullet sightings make my day...UTEP chapter"
---"I Like Parking In Handicap Spaces To See Handicap People Make Handicap Faces" (this one is sooo mean..lol)

Ours aren't as funny as y'alls, i think i might have to start some of those groups here for UTEP!! lol

We don't pay for our friends, we just pay for the parties you aren't invited to

i just joined "I would MMMBop the shit out of Taylor Hanson" cause it made me giggle.

Some of the ones I've joined lately:

-We Want to Get Stranded on Fiji Island: for girls who are fans ;) of the Fiji boys (like anyone is surprised I'd be in this hahaha)

-I Hope There Are Crocs In Heaven...A Tribute to the Crocodile Hunter :(

-Blackouts Are Real!: my friend Vicky made this and I don't know why I am a member b/c I haven't gotten blackout drunk in a long, long time but since I am the "Fiji Rep" I feel obligated to remain a member :D

And my personal favorite just b/c it is so dorky...

-Tigers of the Corn: this is actually what the name of the Mizzou alumni group in Nebraska area (which of course I am now a member of), they seriously could have picked something better than a name that sounds so much like "Children of the Corn" (horrible, cheesy horror movies) don't you think?

- Proud Saints Fan, Talk Shit and I'll Punch You in the Mouth
- Deep Down, No Matter How Many Times they Lose, I'm Still a Die Hard Saints Fan
- I'm Moving to Prague in Order to Metaphorically Find Myself
- Gay Marriage Killed the Dinosaurs
- It's Better to Lose a Lover than to Love a Loser
- Let's Get Drunk and Pet Mike! (Mike the Tiger of LSU, that is)
- Stop Drinking Haterade and You'll Love Me
- I Will Not Drunk Dial You but I Will Take a Bath With You
- Girls Who Want to be Married, Barefoot, Pregnant and in the Kitchen
...and in response...
- If I End Up Barefoot, Pregnant, and in the Kitchen, Please Shoot Me!
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream: Helping Girls Solve Their Problems Since 1982
- Ann Coulter is a Former Drag Queen from Key West Named Pudenda Shenanigans

I have seen Giant Jesus on I-75
No Morals? No Problem!
Kiwi Maintenance
75% of the world is covered by water...the other 25% is by Troy Polamalu
When I was your age, Pluto was a planet.
I Only Make Out With Liberals
I Saw Two Fat Naked Bikers In the Woods off 17 Having Sex, How am I Supposed To Chip With That Going
Naked Dave Rules
First name Zane. Last name Awesome!

my bac level is higher than my gpa

monica lewinski had more president in her mouth than bush does in his whole body

alcoholics not so anynomous