JC, you have any big plans this weekend?

Of course they will. In the few thousand years that I've been around, I've seen stranger things happen. I can pretty much guarantee that they'll win sometime in the coming thousand years.

Blessed art thou!

Trust me, you really don't want to know.

-jesus

:) :o :D ;) :eek: :confused:

I've got better things to do than to unleash my wrath on a 55 year old person trapped in the body of a 19 year old.

I've got other plans for her, but thanks for the heads up.

Right back atcha!

1. That's the way women are designed. The alternative would have involved olive oil, a coconut, and an African Swallow. You're better off the way that things are.

2. They wouldn't let me vote. For the most part, Hollywood is on my isht list.

Why would anyone want to change a thing about Chicago? Its like a beautiful rainbow of grey.

Chicken soup, and lots of sleep.

Oh yeah, call your mom. She's worried about you.

That's on a need to know basis. Until you pass through the Pearly Gates, you don't need to know.

Luv ya!

JHC

I think the H stands for "Hoax."

Imperial1

You will find them the last place that you look.

Because its Vermont.Been busy as a beaver.I thought that you would like it.

Normally I speak through others, but this one is easy. (and I'm always on Spring Break)[colour=silver]Omicron[/color] [colour=gold]Lambda[/color] [colour=blue]Pi[/color]

Spell "colour" without the "u" and you'll get Omicron Lambda Pi

That's Mr. Christ to you missy. If you make it through the Pearly Gates (and with that attitude, I wouldn't bank on it) you'll find out all that you want to know and more.

Nothing to big. I'm going over to Bob's (he used to be a Dalai Lama) for a BBQ.

Well you can call me Imp. And sir my only judge is Allah and it is only he who will decide which entrance I'll take in the afterlife. Don't call it attitude, call it truth. Sorry Isa if I hurt your feelings.

Imperial1

You're not doing anything for Easter? That's your holiday!

Also, why is my boss such an arrogant, self-righteous jerk?

Maybe it's Bob's 2005 Resurrection Jam or something.

Allah is just another name for God, and I know Him very, very well. We'll just see how my pops feels about you, and don't worry about hurting my feelings. It won't happen.

Trust me, nothing beats a good BBQ.

Because your boss has a very small... well, you know.

You mean like a surprise party? Bob is the last guy who would... hmmmm... Lil' Hannah, you just might be on to something. I like you.

Jesus,
Why is it 60+ degrees one day and then like 30ish the next? What's going on with South Carolina's weather lately? And will it stay warm now that it's Spring?
Thanks!

Is the former Dalai Lama going to be barbecuing some tofu?

Jesus, I will be in Las Vegas for Easter, will I win big? or will I be smotten for being in Sin City?

Jesus what do you feel about people that do not believe you are not the messiah? Will they go to hell? If they don't why should people believe in you then?

I hope I could at least get a comfy chair in hell. Mr. Jesus, could you hook me up with a nice faux leather reclinalounger with some big cupholders?

Jesus, why does my 51 year old boss like to date 30 year old men?

Thank you for answering my earlier question btw. :D

Well good to know that you know Allah as should we all. And I'm not worried about hurting your feelings. To me, you're just another person with a blasphemous screenname. Nice talking to ya though.

Imperial1

Jesus,

Why am I so sad? Will you please send some sunshine this way to cheer me up? Thanks!

P.S.
If the meek will inherit the earth, and all that other stuff, what will happen to the stupid people?

Lord, have you forsaken us??

So JC, I went to the Nationals game last night (please tell your dad I said thanks for the great weather by the way). It looks like they may shape up to have a pretty decent season. How does their season look to you? It's pretty hard to just up and adopt a new team, but it's a lot easier if they're winning, ya know?

I know you're busy & all but I have another 2 questions in addition to the one about my boss.

1. Will I get into the Masters Program I want?

2. Will we buy a house soon?

Thanks!

P.S. If you can squeeze in some time to get rid of my headache, I would greatly appreciate it. I don't like to take meds unless absolutely necessary so some good old fashioned healing would be awesome. :)

This thread is the most hilarious thing I've seen today! It's wrong on so many levels, but I can't help but laugh my tail off.

JC, name 5 GCers your Father will not let in the gate. I would like to know the reasons why also. Thanks!

JC, what can I get my mom for Mother's Day?

Do you get Mary a present?

Hey JC, do you know if he is going to show up at the Comm. Ave pub crawl tonight?

Dear Jesus,

Will my future mother-in-law be afflicted with a disease that makes her leave us alone & become mute?

Will my car last me through December?

Will my little sister always be such an over-achiever that makes me look bad?

Will my former best friend go away?

Thank You!