To CT4: I righted my wrong. Heffa. Make me SICK, LMAO!

I remember when you got Scarlet. It was cold and snowy, and you were MAD we had to get on the highway, but that's the only way I knew how to get to your house. I could get there on the street now. But no matter, right? LOL :D BUT, I'm LMAO at that last sentence. LMAO!!!

To Sparkle: Just think. If I hadn't totalled you, you'd be all paid off. Scarlet is still rollin' JUST FINE. I probably shouldn't've hated you so much. Ah, what's done is done.

To MJJ: I still love you, man. Always have, always will. No matter what anyone says. Ever. Will you visit me one day? Please? I'm going to pick up your Ultimate Collection (yes, the whole thing) on Friday. And I can't wait. Ooh, I can't wait. You've been on my mind all day. Say, Say, Say... *sigh* Is there anyway that you can make Paul give you the rights to that song? I mean, you have the rights to all the Beatles' songs and he's a Beatle, so is there any loophole or clause that says he has to give you that song, too? Look into it. Thanks.

To Wren: I know I said we were going to go shopping for your brakes and stuff this weekend, but something's come up. We'll go next year, 'kay? I knew you'd understand. And you should, cuz I'm broke because of you. But it's all worth it.

To JPW: I miss you like craaaaaazy, I miss you baaaaaaby. I wish you could come over my house. Today. Wearing what you told me you'd wear the other night. You wear that; I'm a happy girl. You're so dapper. I like your style. Yup, I wish you could come over.

That is all.

To Ideal08: **charlie brown voices** WHAA WHAA WHHAAAA :p

To the team: Ol girl DID not get a hair cut; she simply removed all her weave!! Bout time too that isht had more tangles in it and e'erythang.

To BTB87: My conversation with you last week inspired me. When you get back from vacay, I have a surprise for you. :D

To GC: Wishing you all the Best for the New Year!!

To CK: Fool me once..shame on you..fool me twice..shame on me. I'on even know what to say to you or how to react to your non-actions. I don't want to call you a lair, but if the shoe fits...
I hadn't seen or heard from you in over a year. Ran into you and all of a sudden, I'm the best thing next to slice bread (and you know this main :D) you just couldn't get enough. Wanted us to get to know each other, wanted to see where we could go, promised not to be distance, promised to do things the right way..a week latter..I aint heard from you and when I finally do, you say you'd call back in a few minutes. Hours latter, nothing. So now it's shame on me for even believeing you and saying how real you are. Shame on me for actually wanting to get to know you. I hold no hard feelings towards you and wish you the best..and a Happy New Year!!

hijack
 

Carla. please. stop. please.

better yet, if you still won't do the 5-minute audition tape for Comicview, grab a video camera and do a 10 minute stand-up for me....cause you is a funny chick. :D

end hijack*

To the 'Lil Girl' in the Beauty shop today:

You better watch what you say. You don't know who is who is who is who. Nor, do you know who knows who who knows who. Stop talking about isht you know nothing about. It's cool though, cause I made a contact call in the beauty shop. :cool: DISCRETION IS KEY! :p If you haven't learned....YA GONNA LEARN... NOW! :rolleyes:

To my stylist:
Thanks for your appointment book. Yeah, I made my next 2 appointments, but I really needed it for my investigation! :p :D

OH ISHT!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: Get her!!!! LMAO

To TonyB: Next time I am in your neck of the woods, I will stop by and entertain you for a Popeye's 3 piece and 2 biscuits with a strawberry pop. :D :cool:

To JC: I'm happy and excited about the new project. I know how important this is to you. Thanks for including me. I'll do my best and promise not to let you down.

I'd also like to thank you in advance for the personal favor that I'm about to spring on you come Sunday:o :D

To Ideal: It did not snow til the next day. It was just my first time on the highway without someone in the car with me and I was a little afeared. :D But I got over that isht. Oh and yes my car has been rode right!! :o ;) :D

To Aaron McGruder: Thanks for the new book coming out in March. I will have it. I still need to get Birth of a Nation though.:o

Wow. . .:D I'm already surprised! I appreciate that!

I'm back now. . . I want my surprise now. . . please????

PM me and I'll send you my other e-mail address.

I'm excited!

(Why am I skipping lines like Tom Earp?? :p )

to SS: keep my name out of your mouth. You dont know me, for REAL.

to those who wished me happy bday: gracias!!

to those who forgot: ya'll are busters!! lol.

to DH: thanks for my presents. :) 2319

to BIB-D: you are so cute! Thanks for my cake and dinner!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:o ;) :D

To the BAMAS that comprise the Media Play Corporation: I ordered on Thursday my John Legend CD. Yesterday I checked my order # and you said my order had shipped. Just now you send me an e-mail stating that the item is still backordered. See, I had already decided that come 1.14.05, you and I would be divorcing because your prices on CDs and DVDs are just too high, but this solidifies my decision.

To the people who control the air at work: I understand that it is 73 degrees outside but IT DOES NOT NEED to be cold inside. You would save hella chedda if you turned the cold air off. You got me at work wrapped up in my blanket like I am at a campfire. KUMBAYA!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

I missed this! LMAO!!!

SASAS
 

To Yahoo:

You are the jankiest of the jank. JANKY AS HAYLE. I hate you. I hate you so much right now. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

OFFICE SUPPLY BAMAS
 

Dear Staples,

I'm not really sure what's goin' on, but y'all have GOT to get it together. My last TWO orders have been late and it puts us in a serious bind. Especially me. These people care far more about office supplies than they do about basic human decency, so if you could PLEASE deliver our stuff in a timely fashion, I'd appreciate it. I mean, I ordered THREE items on Thursday for a Friday delivery. Friday came and went. No call from you (as per usual when there is a delay in shipment). Monday comes, and your Staples driver gets here at around 3 or 4 o'clock. But he only shows up with TWO items. WTF? :mad: It was supposed to be delivered today. Now COB today has come and gone. I clean my desk off only to find my not-yet-filed Staples order spread sheet which means that there has STILL been no delivery. I call you thinking that this would be a five minute ordeal.. And you gon' try to tell me you can't deliver some friggin' PACKING PAPER until THURSDAY?????? GTFOOHWDBS! :mad: THAT'S A WHOLE WEEK FROM THE TIME I ORDERED IT! And now I've been on the phone with you SAB for SEVENTEEN MINUTES!!! :mad: I'M READY TO GO HOME!!!!! Maybe we need to waste our money at Office Max instead of with you, cuz clearly, you don't appreciate it.

If I come in this office tomorrow and anyone says anything to me sideways about these #$%%$&^%$% supplies, I'm callin' there and I'MA GO STRAIGHT THE $#@& OFF!!! :mad: This is riGDdiculous.

:mad:

to Ideal08: sis, I need you to breathe.

to staples: Imma need you to deliver her stuff PRONTO. AND I need to see a credit for the delayed items.

to OfficeMax: OfficeMax, Ideal. Ideal, OfficeMax.

Phlegm infested mofos
 

To the nasty heffa who keeps SNORTING: STOP!! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-050.gif

To the mofo who coughs then swishes the phlegm around in his mouth: STOP!!! That is disgusting!! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-051.gif

To all the sick folks: STAY HOME and stop spreading your germs!!
:mad:

HC this child is on one of the local commercials targeting "us"? You know the kind that talks about "instant credit" and all that mess.

:rolleyes:

Re: Phlegm infested mofos
 

To CT4: please buy some Lysol

To the nasty snorting lady: if ya gotta do that, go to the bathroom and do it. :mad: That is making me sick here in DC.

To the swisher: do you have to make it obvious? refer to the snorters open letter

To all sick people: please stay home. If you choose not to, dont get mad when I get sick and then park myself at YOUR freaking cube and cough and hack to my heart's content.

Re: Re: Phlegm infested mofos
 

To Nikki: My job supplies us with Lysol. :) I sprayed my cube something powerful earlier today. :cool: I ain't been sick in a dog's age and I refuse to do it now.:mad:

To the apparently myopic news producers at the Weather Channel:

We all can appreciate the hardship caused by the snow for the fine Americans of Chicago and N.Y. That being said, Imma need you to realize that it is snowing like a mo-fo BETWEEN Chicago and N.Y. too!!! Please explain why it's necessary to spend 4.5 minutes of a 5 minute news window talking about the how Chicago/NYers are going to cope. Here is a hint: THE SNOW WILL MELT; THEY'LL BE ARRIGHT!!


How about some news information on how much snow is going to fall on, I don't know, say....frickin' OHIO?!? I have things to do today and would appreciate some meterological holla about expected snowfall on my street too!

and another thing.... I don't need a 5' logo on your parka telling me "The Weather Channel." College man that I am, I kinda figured that out when I put my remote down after stopping at The Weather Channel Station.

ok, now let's do betta on the next newscast.

TonyB, you should have tuned in to Dick Goddard's (Fox 8 Cleveland) forecast. Dick is the man!!!!!

To Mayor Michael Bloomberg:

Were you in a coma, or high off of some powerful drugs over the weekend? Why could you not take the cues from New Jersey and Connecticut and cancel school for the day? The transit system does not work well under blizzard conditions - do you really think that folks will make it on time this morning????? You are such a BAMA right now! :mad:

To my University:

Please cancel classes for tonight. I'd very much appreciated it. Thanks.

To MTA:

Why is it that you morons did not use yesterday to make sure that the outside subway lines would run smoothly for today's commute? Y'all wanna raise fairs, but lack enough common sense. I should not have waited so long to board a train b/c the express trains could not run. YOU SUCK!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

To the NIGGERATI who pulled up in front of my building at 9:20 in the morning, got out of his truck, left it running with the window down and blasting the same song on repeat: YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May the snow storm GET YOU!! :mad:

to ST:

your too trifiling...and you know it...you keep telling people ur not scurred of me..yet you sit and laugh in my face and talk all that smack behind my back....whateva man....when i asked u what was going on...u said nada and said we were pals...lawd...get it right chic...we never were that cool...i doubt you even know my last name...we just work together...
know the difference PLEASE....co workers & friends...
big difference ...ask somebody if you don't know...

to..K...
aight...ur breath stank from all that booty kissing you been doin...
you don't have me or anybody else fooled on what you doin...and that whole internet thug thang ya doin...get a life man...it isn't cute...not cute at all...
you need an identity check..

to N...
girl ...um lawd....i understand that these minor thangs that you bombarding your mind with our um important...but um...they are not...you have ur priorites all mixed up...all mixed...first n foremost girl...think of U n ur daughter first...and worry about all that garbage later...and remeber when you ask for someones opinion...be preparped for the truth...if not don't ask for it...

and finally
to the foolish ignorant customers
that come to my job:
pick up your common sense before u walk out
the door...leave that stank attitude at home...
if we are out of something its because the product
wasn't just made for ya...other people buy it too...
if your credit card/check decline I have nothing
to do with that...call ur bank...or your CC company...
one final note...
its cold as.........*teeth chattering just think of it*
put some clothes on your kids...
i saw too many kids out yesterday...
freezing they lil behinds off...

Diabra Denaye
 

To my unborn daughter due on the 25th of Feb,

Look I know me and you go way back, in fact back to conception, I need you to hook a mommy up. If you want to start in good with me and your father as well as your big brother do not think about sending me into labor until atleast the 22nd of Feb. I have allocated just enough sick days to use up that they will run into spring break so thats a whole 6 days off that will not count against my time, and I can stay home with you longer. If you know your Dad like I do trust me you want me around until I have to go back. We are spiiting Family and Medical Leave Act so you don't have to set foot in a daycare. He's has the second part of the rest of the school year, come on girl you can do this. Stay the course don't be tempted before the 22nd!

Ideal08: :o It was ALL lies. You know and I know that you like... :p It's all good though, Soror. It is ALL good!!

To BET: WTF have I just seen that damn Kool-Aid commercial fity-'leven times in the last hour?! :mad: Find some new sponsors for your janky azz TV station!!!

To TV ONE: It has only been five minutes, but "Get the Hookup" is a July-in-New Orleans HOT mess!!! I just saw the preview for "Makeover Manor." *SMH* There are NO words!

To MK: On a serious tip, I miss you. It's sad that it ended the way that it did, but maybe it was never meant to be. That's too bad. I don't even want to think about it anymore....

My Building Engineers:

Please do something about the heat in this office. I don't know what little contraption you just brought up here, but it looked straight up Macgyvered out. It's cold. I'm about to put my coat on. :mad: Please handle your business.

To Miss GKB:

I can't believe you are 10-years-old today. Consistent Honor roll student, a great big-sister, my "fashion consultant" and an all-around great kid. Despite the fact that I have flu-like symptoms and the last place I want to be is around a bunch of gigly 10-year-old girls at your party tonight, Imma man up, cause you are all of dat.

Hope you'll accept my congratuations on the accomplishment, (as you say, you've now reached "double-digits") and on being my most favoritest 10-year-old on the planet. I know you will accept the Bratz doll you said you wanted. :)

Love, dad.

To the STOOOPID customers that call Some of ya'll may work in a bank. But ya'll are the DUMBEST folks that I have EVER EVER seen in my ENTIRE LIFE!!! Patience is a virtue, but ya'll make me want to SCREAM!!! You work in a bank and use a computer EVERYDAY, but you don't know what Internet Explorer is? You don't know what I mean when I say the word browser? All you do is moan and complain about the hold time it takes to get through the lines to a representative? You make we want to lose all my religion!!!

To my place of employment I am so sick of this place!!!!! I am so sick of STUPID people!!!! I am so sick of LAZY co-workers - who are supposed to be management not doing their jobs!!! I am so sick of having a phone attached to the side of my ear!!!!! If I didn't have bills to pay I would not be here. In fact, if I knew I could quit and still get unemployement - I would!!! That's how much I HATE THIS PLACE!!! But don't worry, I'm going to be doing the least amount of work I can just to get by and when you least expect it, I WILL BE GONE!!!!!!!

To anyone considering customer service in a call center : DON'T!! Unless you want to be miserable for the rest of your life and spend 8 hrs stuck at a desk, listening to people complain about things that really don't matter!!! CUSTOMER SERVICE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!! CALL CENTER WORK SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

To everyone who missed this:

IT'S THE TRUTH!!!! OMG IT'S THE TRUTH!!!! Call Centers are h*ll on earth. For real. *shivers at the memory*

To 1browngirl:

Here's a great big {{{{{HUG}}}}} for you. It's going to be alright. I worked at a call center for 17 months. It's a wonder that I came out normal:p Feel free to pm me if you need to vent.:)

(((((((Hugz)))))))) to you. I feel your pain. I worked as a rep in a call center for 2 years and supervised one for one year.

NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!! OMG NEVER!!!!!!!!!!

To tnxbutterfly: Thank so much!!! :) I'm ok now, when I wrote this I had just gotten off a terrible call with a really obnoxious IDIOT! I worked in a call center for a major utility for 7 years and then moved on to working in a HR call center - my mistake. I have learned and I am trying to fix my mistake. I'm in the process of sending out resumes - and I am praying for a new position!!

Thanks!!!

Toocute - THANK YOU!!! Ya'll are so sweet, this has definitely made my day better.:)

GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL I worked for an outsource HR company to handle Bank of America in Charlotte for 17 months -- HELL ON EARTH warmed up supersized portions!!!! The BOA employees were hella crazy and some of them ignant. My management and some coworkers -- just as bad. GC and my friends kept me sane.

HUGS 2 U......
man o man....Customer service sucks major major...
who ever thought of the phrase...the customer is always right...
boy ole boy...all I need is 2 mins with that person...and ask them what da.....were they thinking....
i swear...you give some people the slightest inch....
and they think you handed them a whole ruler.....

thats till they meet me....
i don't play games ...
look if ya wrong ya wrong...
save ya reciept
read the instructions
...remember not everything is perfect...
stuff will break...
i only work here...i don't make the stuff
i only follow the guidelines and proper
protocol as an associate...
O by the way have a nice
come again...

:D

To GC Peeps: Sorry for the outburst yesterday!!!! ;) But thanks for understanding!!!

I feel you sista!!!! I work for a bank and I am an Internet Banking Rep. and you wrote my open letter for me. I was just about to post the same thing.!!!! All I can say is Just breathe and know your true calling will surface and you can leave with you chin held high!!!!