I would like to apologize for my comments about my family. I have just been stressed and me and my mother don't get along well unforunately. I hope anyone who was offended, etc by the post will forgive and forget. It has since been deleted.

Things I have to say:

First Off: Some people on this board , really kill me. The fact that some people feel as though it's ok for them to gripe about their little petty problems but then when others drop their two cents in on whats going on, some people jump all over them , telling them to grow up or think they know everything about the situation. Unless you are in that persons shoes or are in the situation calling them immature, childish or anything else for that matter doen't help in the least bit. I think when they post it's for wait might it be a reason , possibly for advice! oh oh , but wait, thats just my two cents

My Job : Ya'll can kiss my A$$ not only did you all have me working on Christmas Eve, but the day after Christmas too, I work over 60 hours for you peopleand go to school full time. and yet, I don't even get a thankyou for the days that I am not schduled to work but work , cause you all asked me, and then get one of the lowest salaries in the entire museum, and ya think I don't know it, hah, this sister knows it, and little do you know I got a new job on the DL paying triple, so holla back, oh and heres my two weeks

To I (My date for the formal) Boy boy, boy, don't ever , ever evvvvvvver, take me anywhere evvver again. I know you can dance cause we both are in the dance company, but baby boy you are not justin Timberlake, love ya dearly, but Nsync is not hiring!!!! Secondly, the other deed you did at the formal was not cool in the least bit, but i am gonna let you slide on that one, since we are "supposed " to be friends. Lastly, I am not sure where you got your license from, but doing 100 on 83, is crazzzy. I thought we were going to crash not once but twice, and thats why I pulled out my cell phone, cause I thought I was going to have to call my love ones.
We are still cool though, I just couldn't speak to you a day or two after all that which is why I was pretty silent the day after and after. Nothing but love for ya baby boy.


DGP-Honey~

To my best friend from HS: I know that we've grown apart in many ways, and I know you got very busy in college, but it didn't give you the right to all but ignore me. Everyone is busy, but it takes 2 seconds to reply to an email that says "I haven't heard from you in a month, are you okay?"

To my boyfriend's mom: You are TOO thin. You just don't look healthy. And why do I get the feeling that when you told your daughter-in-law "you won't be the fattest one there?" when referring to a family gathering requiring a swimsuit that you meant I would be the fattest one?

:rolleyes:

to some of my sisters who won't accept responsibilities that they already have . . . and then they don't understand why we won't give them more responsiblity!

to my best friend: i love you dearly and no matter how long we go without talking we will always be best friends because we have a special bond. however, i am only home about 5 months out of the year. your boyfriend is here ALL THE TIME. it is NOT cool how you can only see me once the entire month that i am home because you spend ever free evening with the bf. also: you have a pager and a cell phone, try returning a phone call just to say hi once in awhile.

Here's a random story. It takes place almost 15 years ago. I haven't really told anyone about this so here it goes:
In second grade, there was this girl in my class who I will call "Kate". Now, this girl's first and last name rhymed. You can imagine the fun the little 7-year-olds had with that one. She got picked on a lot but it was well deserved. She was very mean to the other little kids. I will never forget when my friend, Caitlin, was on one of the swings and Kate came over and knocked her off of it. Kate was a lot bigger than most of the other kids too. They took us into the nurse's office one day to measure our weight and height. Most of us were about 50 pounds. Kate was already at 115 pounds at seven years old! Kids made jokes about that. Of course, now that I am older, I realize how cruel that is to do to someone.
Anyways, after a game of dodgeball during PE, the class was waiting in line for the water fountain. Kate was in front of me. She stepped out of line for a minute to go talk to her cousin who happened to walk by. She tried to get back in line in front of me. I just wouldn't allow it. I was what you could a snotty little kid. My mother says that I was very "demanding" when I was little. I guess that's my loving mom's term for "bratty". So, I told Kate that she could not go back in line. Kate through a fit. I said to her in my snottiest voice, "Ms.Jacobs said that once you step out of line you can't go back in. So I won't let you back in!" Kate then did something I never expected. She decked me! I hit the ground. 115 pounds vs. 50 pounds In a high school wrestling match, this wouldn't be fair! She started pounding on me and clawing at me. The safety patrols in the dorky orange vests had to come and break it up. I thought they were gods since they were big and bad 5th graders. One was holding Kate back and the other helped me up. One of the patrols asked me, "Are you cool?" Yeah, I was fine. Kate was still trying to struggle away from the safety patrol's grasp. He had her arms pinned. I did the most cowardly thing ever. I attacked someone when they had their hands tied behind their back. "TAKE THAT!!!!!!!" I screamed. I DECKED HER RIGHT IN THE NOSE! Blood was everywhere. I was in shock.
Half hour later, I wound up in the principal's office. The principal asked us the dumbest question you could ever ask a little kid. "Who started it?" Of course, me and Kate both pointed to each other.
I wasn't so much scared of the principal. I really crumbled when my mother came to pick me up. The look on her face....she could've turned Hell into ice.
I got suspended for one day and Kate for 7 days. And I some scars on my elbows. I did receive a round of applause from my class when I returned the day after my suspension. I was actually really embarrassed that I got an applause for fighting with someone. I was prissy...I wasn't supposed to fight. But, years later, I must say that I WISH I HAD THROWN IN A SECOND PUNCH!!!!! :D ;)

Good For You!!!
 

Revenge can be sweet :)

Throughout my childhood, there was a young punk who tormented me for years! I actually walked a mile and a half to another bus stop as a kid so that I wouldn't have to stand with him and his little a$$hole buddies.

High school rolled around, Mother Nature did her magic work, and the boys grew up so it was no longer our official neighborhood sport to pick on Tracy. But I STILL hated the ringleader, who I will call Dave because, well, that's his name.

Senior year in phys ed, we were doing a "tennis" unit and lo and behold, I found myself on the other side of the net from Dave, who grew into a pudgy dork. When it was my turn to serve, I took aim and served as hard as I could right into the old family jewels. The boy was DOWN, flat on the court, holding himself and then he started barfing all over the place. Ugh! When he could speak again, he said to the teacher, "She did that on purpose". I neither confirmed nor denied and nothing came of it. I'm sure though, that since the teacher knew I was the captain of the girls' tennis team, she probably figured out that I could usually hit what I aimed for.

It's not like I was holding a grudge, but I just couldn't let that golden opportunity pass! :cool:

To Nick- Stop trying to hook up with me. Stop telling me that letting me go was the biggest mistake you ever made. Stop pretending that you mean all this bullsh*t, sober up, and get a damn job.

To my mom's new boyfriend- I don't like you. You make me nervous.

To that one girl on campus who never wears underwear, even with the shortest of skirts- Leave something to the imagination, honey!

To Justamom- I LOVE YOUR POSTS! You are the sassiest GCer around (imho)

ok, so I actually got that last one out there!

:D

i'd just to say how entertaining all you ppl are on here. :)

ok, now:
to those preppy kids in high school who always thought they were so cool...what are you doing now? ah, still Mickey D's, i see...
to those boyfriends who were just never quite good enough but that i always wanted to keep around for forever...congratulate me! i got a life! :D
to everyone with an opinion different from mine...you are intriguingly frustrating, but keep me on my toes and i LOVE it
and, hey, dumb*tch with the laugh you can hear 5 miles away: SHUT UP!! IT IS NOT EVER THAT FUNNY!

thank you soooo much for that!
Monica

GMU is loosing out huge that they dont have BETA
To all the women that have used me or crossed me or women that just plain dont know what they want...........you lost out on the biggest prize of your life babe!
Why is this search for bin laden turning into wheres waldo?

Thanks :D

bitchin'
 

Ok..here are my rants, and boy I bet it's going to feel GREAT to get these off my chest.

SH: You know who you are. :rolleyes: You are the biggest, dumbest liar I have ever known in my life. You actually had the nerve to lie to me about being a TriD, not figuring out that I would be able to find out the truth. You lie about your job, - um, I don't think that some stupid bank job would enable you to have 15 promotions within one year (yeah, I saved your emails and counted all the times you said you got "oh wow, another" promotion), especially considering you are a giant dipshit. :mad: Now you are trying to work where I am about to and I can GUARANTEE you that won't happen. One of my major resolutions for this year is to finally develop the courage to call you on all of your lies and get you as far away from me and my boyfriend as possible. :D :p

My sister: I have tried, and tried again to develop a relationship with you after all the shit we have both admittedly put each other through, but it is obviously futile. :( :( I know you just had a baby, but believe it or not that doesn't make the world revolve around you - especially when you have it out of wedlock with a guy that is over twice your age. Nice. I also love how you convinced our mother to give you all of the baby clothes and furniture that are MINE (especially since I am the older sister). You really pissed me off. I am also sickened at the fact that you did not attend our father's funeral. Bottom line, you are pathetic and I am tired of kissing your ass. Blood is thicker than water?? My ass. :eek:

My boyfriend of 5 years: Shit or get off the pot. NOW. :mad:

Ok, hope y'all don't get a bad impression of me. I am just obviously needing to vent.

Thanks for listening....

I think I'm in love.

Will you marry me?

:)

ha ha
 

Was that directed to me Billy Mac?? lol.

Yes, I dont know if it was the use of "My Ass!" or the ever popular "shit or get off the pot" but the power and poise of it all just put me over the edge, and I had to profess my love. God bless ya.

YES! Billy, I didn't know you cared! :D

Sorry! I didn't mean to jump on your proposal. I just got caught up in the moment. Boy, am I embarrassed! :o :p

Cream, I had no idea either. ;)

You are a heartbreaker, Billy! ;)

Gotta love that BillyMac
 

Oh Billy Mac....you're one in a million. :)

I have to admit that I am surprised that my post sparked an interest, seeing that it probably scared 90% of the men on this board away. :) I have a tendency to speak my mind without censoring the bitchy parts.

You rock!

Re: bitchin'
 

Ok, I have met some pretty cool Tri Delts in my day but I must say that you definitely win the prize! Welcome to GreekChat! I look forward to reading more from you! :D

I have a tendency to speak my mind without censoring the bitchy parts.


YEAH!!! One more for the debate team!!!!

HAHAHAHAH hell yeah, she is the female version of me. Cant wait to turn her loose on some of the wackos running around here.

To the guy:

please, please, please, grow the f up. No one is impressed by what your parents own. No one believes that youare even REMOTELY ghetto. You went to boarding school and you are at this school with no financial aid, but you are just sooooo ghetto and edgy, aren't you? So someone once tried to buy crack from you? Bitch, that is NOT COOL. NO ONE THINKS THAT SHIT IS COOL. They did not let yo dumb ass into an Ivy League Institution because you could rap. Your name ain't Master Papichulo. Also, stop talking shit about my other guy friends. You know damn well why we are not cool anymore and they have nothing to do with it. Don't fault me for choosing to associate with people who can respect me as a person. I wish that you loved yourself more and stopped punishing everyone around you who gave two craps about your wellbeing.

ALSO never ever talk to me about my sorority. You had a bad experience with AKA's, so be it but in one year we did more service to the community than the four years you were with your organisation with your cat ass bros.

To that chick: Yes, we were friends. No we are not now because you are the most passive-aggressive self-centered and mind numbingly pretentious person I have ever met. Don't call me. Don't write me. Just be glad I was too nice to tell you about yourself. And please stop writing your boyfriend's papers for him and letting him pass you around to his friends, that's just sad. Do you know what your two Sorority sisters and I did when you broke up with asshole #1? We laughed! We sat down and laughed our asses off thinking about HOW MUCH SHIT YOU TALKED and how you never said boo to him when he and his new biatch acted like you weren't even in the room. DON'T LET YOUR MOUTH WRITE A CHECK THAT YO ASS CAN'T CASH. And btw, please stop telling black people that the reason you joined your GLO instead of a BGLO is because they had the highest percentage of female lawyers. We all think that is highly unsisterly and sad. I think I like the people in your org more than you do. And lastly, stay off the drugs. Prozac clearly is not helping you.

dad: Please stop trying to call me. I don't want to talk to you since I have nothing positive to say. IT was hard enough just being nice to you this Christmas. Concentrate on my lil sis, the one child that you haven't fucked up with yet and I will pray that it works out for the two of you. I just don't need you in my life. There is sucha thing as too little too late.

I have one more to add, and I'll make it short.

KGB: WHO IN THE HELL LEFT THE GATE OPEN? What are you doing with your life? I am all for letting people find their own way in life, but umm working in a fast food joint when you have a degree that your parents paid hella money for???? Get your priorities straight (your girlfriend is suuuuuuch a ho, I can't believe you are fucking it up for that biatch) and your shit together.

Oh yeah, and take a bath. Change your clothes every day, at least once a day. Shave. Go to the gym someday. Then stop bitching about why most girls don't like you. You attract degenerates.

CTFU. CTFU. CTFU at my Soror.
Back to your regularly scheduled thread.

you guys are the best
 

I am so glad that I found this board because you all are so cool. BillyMac, I've been reading some of your posts and I do think we might share a brain cell :) and KillarneyRose, thanks for the compliment. It made my day!

I will definitely be keeping a lookout on the board for bungholes that try to make other people feel like crap. Then I will start cracking the verbal whip on their asses. :) he he

Can't wait to hear more of the rants that people are afraid to let out. I feel so liberated now!

Ciao for now!

To GY: The reason that you have NEVER had anything more than a one-night stand with a guy in all your 26 years is because you are a loud-mouthed, obnoxious, immature hooker who doesn't have a single social clue. No, normal people do NOT invite themselves to the friend of a friend's wedding just because they hear that there's going to be an open bar at the reception. And they sure as heck don't try to share a hotel room at said wedding with a married couple! :eek:

Stop hitting on other girls' men and you MIGHT keep a girl friend for longer than one week. The fact that you've lost 20 lbs. in the past few months through Metabolife doesn't matter much when you were 40 lbs. overweight to begin with. :D The loss of a couple dress sizes doesn't, as my big sister so articulately put it, "make you Miss America" or suddenly transform you into "God's gift to men." You may look a tad better on the outside, but your personality completely overshadows those minute physical changes. :rolleyes:

Moving on... If you feel the urge to talk about me to a complete stranger who you just met 10 minutes ago, it might be a good idea to check and make sure that she isn't one of my sorority sisters who is going to call me the first chance she gets to tell me about your attempt to trash my name. If you had the brains God gave a goat, you might have figured out that someone who is from my college and in my sorority MIGHT be an acquaintance of mine. :rolleyes:

I'm so sorry that the fact that I have a decent, caring boyfriend who I enjoy spending time with makes you pea-green with envy, but that doesn't give you the right to make up lies and tell MY friends that he hits on you all the time. Hello! You have met him ONCE for 20 minutes at a wedding (you remember - the one you WEREN'T invited to?), and **newsflash** he was completely, totally, unequivocally unimpressed. He was simply too polite to point out the fact that you were making an absolute spectacle of yourself as you **unsuccessfully** attempted to hit on him with me standing 4 feet away taking in the whole incident. You should just be thanking your lucky stars that I was in a good mood that night; otherwise you probably wouldn't still be around to make up all your little stories.

One more thing: The fact that I enjoy my boyfriend's company does NOT mean that I am stuck up his a$$. ;) He's got nothing to do with the fact that we don't have "girls night out" anymore. Personally, I'd rather go swimming in chummed waters with Jaws than hang out with you on a Friday night, listening to you drone on and on about how happy you are that I decided to come party, knowing full well that you'll be badmouthing me the moment I get up from the table. :mad: The way I see it, at least Jaws doesn't pretend to be my friend.

Okay, I feel MUCH better now. Thanks to the beginner of this thread! :D

Re: you guys are the best
 

*sigh*

DZ Rose, your venting made ME feel better! I have a person in my life that sounds very similar to the hootch you were going off on, so I hope you don't mind me cutting and pasting what you wrote into an email to that beeotch in my life. *ugh* I feel so sad that so many of us women have people like that in our lives - girls who try to steal our boyfriends, talk trash about us, lie through the roof, and still want to borrow money which of course they won't pay back. Let's kick those hootchies to the curb!

TriDelta... Honey, you cut and paste away! :) Sounds like you and I are on the same wavelength. :D

grr
 

Ok, most of the time I'm content to read what all the rest of you have to say, but I HAVE to post on this one:

To the ex who "still wants to be friends": for the love of all things holy, don't e-mail me out of the blue acting all concerned about my life and then ignore me when I try to talk to you. Oh wait, you only started to ignore me AFTER I said I wouldn't sleep with you despite the fact that you've "always wanted me." I wouldn't spend "just one night" with you during the whopping two weeks we lasted before you freaked me out and said you wanted to get married, why the HELL do you think I'd do it now that you're engaged to some freaky chick who's stuck in the 80's (that perm went out DECADES ago). And then you have the nerve to ignore me when I still try to talk to your sorry ass? It's not my fault that you can't seem to get over me, it's not my fault your girlfriend doesn't put out like you want her to (and I wouldn't either if I had to completely support you financially while you whined about how much your life sucks), and it's not my fault that you're the one who decided to contact me, so don't blow me off when I think you're mature enough to handle talking again. I wasn't the one propositioning you, and even if I did, I'm not in a relationship, so kiss my ass. Oh, and for the record, that poem you've wrote to your wonderful fiancee about your undying love and affection MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT!!!! Like the webpage you made for her makes up for the fact that you tried to cheat on her.

To a recent alum of our chapter: I like you, I really do. I would still like to be your friend. BUT IF YOU DON'T GET OVER YOURSELF I AM GOING TO DROP KICK YOUR SORRY ASS TO FREAKIN CANADA. Yes, you graduated. Yes, you're in ***LAW SCHOOL***. Stop bragging, and stop trying to make me feel crappy just because I scored better on the lsat, have better grades, and decided to put off going to school. I know I can only afford to go somewhere local right now, and not to knock your school, but IT SUCKS and I'm holding out for something better because I actually have standards. And speaking of standards, quit complaining that I'm "cheapening" your "relations" with the latest love of your life. YOU MADE OUT WITH HIM IN A HALLWAY BECAUSE HIS FORD FOCUS WAS TOO SMALL. Please. Maybe I'd find it romantic if he would've actually broken up with his girlfriend first. Oh wait, he's at home over break "talking" to her now. I'm sure he'll break up with her since you're STILL giving him lovin despite the fact that he has someone at home. Not to copy off another venter on here, but MY ASS. Oh, and for ther record, I realize your future roomie is your bestest friend EVER and all, but she's my friend too. GET OVER IT. We hang out and we're close and I know that makes you sooooo mad you have to whine and pout every time all of us go out, but here's a newsflash, YOU CAN STILL BE FRIENDS. She is capable of being friends with (insert climactic music here) MORE THAN ONE PERSON AT THE SAME TIME!!!!! And all that time we spend hanging out and talking does not mean we're talking about you. We have better stuff to talk about than all your stupid drama. And stop whining that we always drive together places and leave you to drive by yourself. You're the one who chose to live on the other side of town, what are we supposed to do, take separate cars all the time when we live 10 minutes away from each other and have to go 30 minutes away so we can meet somewhere more convenient for you? :rolleyes: Oh, and that little hissy fit you threw on the extremely crowded New York subway because you had to sit across the aisle from us instead of right next to your BESTEST FRIEND EVER qualifies you for being completely and utterly PSYCHO. You're 22 years old, stop acting like you're 3.

Sorry for the language and the ranting. I also did not mean to offend anyone who still has an 80's perm.

I feel better now. :D

Oh, and I forgot one!

To one of my roommates: First, stop complaining about your grades and your classes when you don't go to them and don't do your work. I have never asked for an extension on anything, and these nice people keep giving them to you because of all of your "problems." Your problem is you need to get off your ass and study! And no, staying up all night making IM away messages from Michelle Branch songs does not qualify as work. Other people have just as much if not more going on in their lives than you do, stop acting like your life is the worst in the history of the world. Oh, and no one wants to see you parade around the room in your completely see-through undies that are 5 sizes too small while you apply lotion to your entire body. Just because the married guy you're getting on said you have the "body of a goddess" (and the only way that's even remotely true is if he's talking about Buddha), that doesn't mean we want to see it ALL THE TIME. Put some damn clothes on, and while you're at it, stop bringing freaky, greasy, and smelly guys over to our room every night and then grope each other in the middle of the floor.

And to the guys: When the roommate asks if you want to see one of the following:

a. Her toe that the nail fall off of
b. Her fat rolls
c. Pictures where she's getting on icky guys in high school
d. Scrapbooks from family vacations

JUST SAY NO!!!!! :mad:

Re: grr
 

KABM, I as well think I found the love of MY life today. Her name is AXOLiz.

I am dying over here.

PS: Its ok if you offended someone with an 80's perm. They offend us by having one. :D

gotta vent some more, damn it
 

Ok...DZRose, you have now inspired me to finish what I started here. I have a few more people to...ahem...bitch about.

My boyfriend's mother: DEAR LORD, WOMAN! I always thought that those "mother-in-law" nightmare stories were made for the movies, but you have proven me wrong. I especially loved that summer I had to have you living in my house while you bitched day in and day out about what I ate, wore, and spent my money on. You had the nerve to bring up your son's ex-girlfriend (you know, the one who lied and cheated on him and is a total bitch) over 1 million times in conversation since I have known you. I have tried to be your "bud" but you are just a fucktard, however I will remain cordial to you so that I don't give my boyfriend a nervous breakdown.

Nicole: It was really groovy how you showed your appreciation for me getting your lame ass a job. Yeah, even though the market sucked at that point (and still does) and you have nothing other than working in a Pickle factory for 4 summers in a row and playing sex games with the immigrant farm workers in the pickle freezers for job experience, I got you an entry level job with my up and coming dot com company. You are the biggest bitch for SLEEPING with my boss, the recruiter, and half the editorial staff and then acting surprised when I get pissed off. My favorite part though is that I was the one who got LAID OFF and they kept your skanky ass......although I guess it doesn't matter since the company went out of business about 2 months after and you can't get a good recommendation to save your life. Maybe you'll eventually understand that you don't throw away a friendship for a piece (or in your case, many, many pieces) of ass.

Mom: stop bragging to your friends that you put me through college. I have the 50K in student loans and the W-2's from working 3 jobs at a time. Sometimes I wonder if you are already senile.

Former boss: YOU WILL NEVER, EVER treat me like crap again. I love how I just walked out on you and redeemed myself after putting up with your crap for many a horrid month. You may have money in the bank, but you ain't got class and it absolutely shows that you are nouveau riche. Where I come from, the eat people like you for a midnight snack. Did it ever occur to you WHY the past 5 of your assistants have either left suddenly for "medical reasons" or walked out and never came back? Hmm...might be something to think about. I hope that if our paths cross again, that it will be in a dark alley with a bunch of blood-thirsty lunatics. FREAK.

Weird guy on the plane last week: Just a thought, but it probably isn't a good idea to share stories of the time some guy sexually molested you in a hotel room to someone you've known for literally 15 minutes. I may have to seek counseling due to the images you forced into my head. Yikes.



Allright...that is all for now.

TriDelta4ever, bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

HA HA HA>....LMAO...

AXOLiz, I literally have tears in my eyes after reading your rant posts. You and I are definitely cut from the same sassy cloth. God, that was so funny.

You should put the URL to that guy's website up here so the rest of us can laugh our asses off. I can't wait to read more of your posts.

Life, man I feel ya. You catch that line about a fucktard from Tri? Her BF better shit or get off the pot for sure.

Arrrrrggggghh
 

I had a long post and tried to post it, but the screen said I hadn't logged in...but I did!!! Sooo...here I go again!!

To my sil -- don't think that I haven't figured out that the only time you and hubby call me is when you want to tell me someone died or to "gossip" or don't have the courtesy to call about someone I know or care about..after all, I do have an answering machine if you don't want to actually talk to ME and I probably knew the people decades before you did. When I call after not hearing from y'all for weeks..you say..gee I thought about you last week....how the hell was I supposed to know!!

Don't assume that I can't afford something just because I don't want to pay the prices you do..I don't go around showing labels. ((This isn't directed to GC'ers, lol!! It's to my sil who seems to make a point that I probably won't be able to afford something she has..something I probably don't want anyway, lol...and yes, I can afford it...)

To work management..ha ha ha!!! You got the managers and supervisors you deserve!!! After "protecting" certain people over the years b/c they didn't have the writing, speaking skills to write out an application or supervising skills, you deserve the fact that the majority of knowledgeable people who could actually do their own work and have imagination/initative have left..Lord, I just want to be able to leave here alive!!!

To the 2 people in my group who think they know everyone and everything...YOU DON'T.

To my boss, MAKE A DECISION!!!!!!

To the local oldies station..ALL BEATLES ALL THE TIME doesn't cut it..I'm switching stations.

I have got *such* a long list...

To all Connecticut drivers: Learn to drive. If the speed limit is 30, you do NOT go 15, and you do NOT go 50. And you do NOT tailgate if it's snowing! :mad:

To my cow-orkers: They're called headphones. Use them. No, I do not want to listen to show tunes. Unlike you, I have work to do.

To my high school classmates: How shallow you all are. Try earning some money every once in a while instead of getting daddy (or sugar daddy) to buy you everything.

To my mother-in-law: Stop trying to control my husband's life. Stop trying to control my life. We're adults.

To my father: Get out of my life. I appreciate that you had this lovely plan laid out for my life, but you know what... it's MY life, not yours, and I'm not going to follow your little script.

There... that's MUCH better... :)

New Rants
 

To my two aunts here in Texas: Thanks for welcoming me into your homes Christmas Eve and Christmas day. But I think it was really crappy that neither one of you had the decency to ask how my mom was doing. Aunt J, it was especially crappy that you didn't ask because I spend 2 days with you. I know the 3 of you have been fighting forever and a day,but I thought Christmas would be the one day you would put your hostilies aside.


To the ARS: K, I love you so much. Thank you for having me temp at my now permanate place of employment. For the first time in my life, I can say I love my job. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.


Finally to the cable company, Thank you for finally getting off your asses to fix my cable. I really appericate the fact that you finally got around to telling me that my whole apartment complex was having the same problem.:rolleyes: And thank you for having me call in two days before you finally decided to do something about it. If my cable gives me any more problems, I'm switching to another company