We had a few when I was still in school...

Sock Man I knew him because he was in my freshman studies class. My friends who didn't know him called him sock man because he always walked around campus in berks and socks -- with headphones, of course.

Toe Man All of the dorms had a big screen tv in the lobby, but only one had a remote. Everyone in my dorm knew this guy. He camped out on the couch (balnket, pillow, alarm clock...) that was closest to the tv and used his BARE FEET to change the channels. EEWWW!! He also thought he was God's gift to women.

Walker the Stalker Wore army fatigues and combat boots at all times. He was a frightening individual. A lot of girls I knew noticed him following them all over campus, and he gained the nickname in no time. This was campus-wide. A couple months later, someone said he was going to be on a talk show, so the lobby of at least one dorm reserved the hour to watch and see if it was true. Sure enough, there he was. Telling everyone who he was and that he attended our university. Topic for the day? He had dated some girl who had restraining orders against him and eventually moved to a western state because this guy had been stalking her!

Cleopatra I can't remember what her natural color was, but she dyed her hair raven black some time in her first year, and no one knew her real name, so she was Cleo from that point on.

Snaggle Tooth :eek:

We are kind of annoymous so here goes

Flounder-Thats me. Don't ask why.

Mush Mush-girl that talks funny because of a big tounge. Also kindof slutish. Well she was, but she calmed down.

Dominio's Retard Girl- this girl comes running out of the dorm and almost tackles the delivery guy. Then one time she was drunk, lifted her skirt to show her panites and started yelling "mother nut sack" to anyone who walked by.

Tree trunks. A girl whose legs look like tree trunks.

This doesn't realy count, but there is a house here called the dump. Cuz its nasty.

We had:

The right reverend crack ho This is the girl who liked to come onto the Yard and argue with EVERYBODY about how we were all going to Hell. Standing there with her bible just arguing to herself. One day a student got sick of her, and just BROKE HER DOWN. Got out their bible and went verse for verse. She actually cried. It would have been sad if she wasn't such a judgemental biatch. (this was after our school was sued by five orthodox students who claimed that our dorms were a den of sin and that they couldn't live there- I still LMAO when I hear that. Our school was so boring and unless you knew THAT crowd there was no such den of sin. People were coming from all over the country trying to save us :rolleyes: )

The Shockas This was the crew of lovable yet SUPREMELY immature guys who hung together as freshmen...and then as sophomores.....and then as juniors...hey wait they never got over their clique actucally. Their charming name came from the REALLY REALLY GROSS sexual practice that one of them swore by and which had an accompanying hand sign. Yuck.

The Links These were the ridiculous pretentious dudes who dropped line and tried to come up with their own chit. They tried to stroll at a party once (note: not one of OUR parties either) and the Alphas present had a real dilemma: bitch-slap them, or fall on the floor laughing?

The flower lady This woman has been on campus begging for money for these scraggly little flowers for YEARS. It used to kill me because sometimes her braids were tighter than mine- and yet she is asking ME for money?! One of my ls's knew this woman's family and told me the story- this woman was not homeless and owned her own house! I can't figure out whether she was crazy or really really smart.

Ugmo- part one and part two Part one is this girl who is UGLLLLLYYYYYY and has the WORST attitude. She sucked so hard- was just a nasty mean biatch and had no redeeming qualities whatsoever! Part two was this OTHER girl who was just hit and pathetic. Passive aggressive trying to buy friendship and talking about you behind your back girl. Hooked up with a random guy at her formal who next day told everyone how he woke up with CUTS in his MOUTH from her BRACES- I don't need to tell you guys about the amount of speculation of other things she should not do.

Hehehe these are great....

Well some of the ones my close friends and I have are:

-Back Hair boy: this boy is gorgeous, wonderful, just splendid. but he has back hair like crazy that just ruined it for us.....
-MP: a certain boy from one of my best friend and my class, he was sooooooo wonderful, we just loved spying on him from our seats in class. I spoke to him once at a party his fraternity had and he touched my hand, but that's about the only contact we've ever had with him. We still call our selves Mrs. MP occasionally though....:rolleyes:
-Mr Blonde Pubic hair: I don't even know why we call him this as opposed to his real name! We also sometimes call him by his AIM screenname just to be stupid lol

As for like specific names we don't really have any, I just have a hard time remembering peoples names, so we mostly call people things like "High School Boy" (a boy from a nearby HS who stalked me!), or Sig Tau Brendon to differentiate him from FIJI Brendon, or there was also the Hunchback of Dirty Dobbs....he was weird looking, Dobbs was our dining hall, and he was always there, just kind of freaky! But yea mainly all of our guys went by Phi Kap so and so or ATO boy, math class boy, etc. Also when I dated a guy from KU, I never called him David, I always called him KU Boy....

Why we don't call people by their real name's, I'll never know! But it's nice to have friends who understand what you're talking about when you just mention someone's Greek affiliation and their first name, it confuses most people hehehe :p

Sort of similar to the earlier post about slutty freshman, there were a group of girls on a dorm floor that rolled together to parties and also called themselves "the ho train." I thought that it was sad that they would refer to themselves like that. But then again, it shouldn't have been surprising considering one of the girls had a bet as to how many fraternity guys she could sleep with. Thank goodness she never really hung around our house.

HAHAHA, ya'll these are too damn funny! We had:

-SCARY DRUG BOY aka STALKER DAVE: The first time I met this guy at a fraternity party he introduced himself and shortly into the conversation informed me that he could get me any drugs i wanted, all I had to do was ask. Then he stalked me for about a month. I still run when I see him.

-HOUSERATS: The freshman girls at my boyfrined's fraternity house who would come to parties in the winter wearing tank tops/strapless tops/sleeveless tops and short skirts...the older girls and I laughed at them from the warmth of our jeans, jackets, and sewaters.

-BUTT GIRL: during our orientation we were doing some activity/contest, and she got up in front of all the incoming students and spelled out our school name with her butt.

We usually do the thing where we refer to people with an addendum to their names, as in "I saw Beta Sebastian at the party last night".

hehehehe yeeeeaaa!!!

Most people call him "The Michael Jackson Guy"!!!!! :D Though he bills himself "Jackie Chan Jackson" as he's also a Jackie Chan impersonator.

He was an international student from Japan who wanted to be famous. I think he was a dance major - but only dances like Michael Jackson. He's actually pretty good - very entertaining. To get exposure, he would dance in front of the bookstore. Some people would laugh at him as they passed by. He's also been on some TV shows.

Funny story about Michael Jackson Guy (Tatsuro Abe): I live in a duplex house (my unit downstairs, another unit upstairs). My old upstairs neighbors were international students from Germany. Every once in a while they'd throw a really good party and word would spread among international students. One night, I was sitting in my living room watching TV with my roommates. All of a sudden, Michael Jackson Guy walks right through our [unlocked] front door, takes one look at us just sitting there, and proceeds down our hallway towards our bedrooms!!! Keep in mind that this is my actual house and NOT the dorm!! Just as I was about to go after him, he wandered back to the living room and we directed him to the party upstairs.

Hehe...turns out that, in his quest to party on (he was already a bit tipsy), he just thought to walk through the first door he found. When he didn't see the party right away, he thought he'd walk through and look for the action. There I was thinking, "I can't believe Michael Jackson Guy just busted into my house!!!" :)

He's kinda "famous" at Long Beach State so go here to check out Michael Jackson Guy:

http://www.csulb.edu/~univmag/5-23-97/tatsuro.html

http://www.partypop.com/Vendors/1789171.htm

......Kelly :)

I wanna free meal- There's like three people who show up at any and every event that has free food.

Sneakin' n eatin'- Folks who not only show up at functions w/ free food to pig out but too take extras w/ them. At a bonfire last year, I saw this guy peddling 4 cans of soda, 3 bags of chips, and 3 WIENERS under his coat. And, I know that guy, it's not like he's starving broke or anything.

Dance till' you drop- There's one guy who comes to our campus parties and dances NON-STOP (from beginning to end), I'm not talking about tasteful dancing.

This one kind of goes with the "How tight is too tight" thread:
we call a girl that works in our office Princess Cameltoe-cameltoe for obvious reasons and princess because she has one of those things that goes around your license plate that says princess. She is one nasty girl. :eek:

Also we call one of our friends Helpy McHelperson because he always likes to tell people that are on the dance floor when their cellphones that are strapped to their belts are ringing.

It's funny that other people have "Helpy McHelperson" and stuff like that...my dorm friends and I used to say that, but it was "-ton" instead of "-son." We have about a million nicknames, including AlternaBrett, Sketchy Steve, Precious Mikey, Biclops, and my favorite, "That Girl in XYZ." Everyone knows who she is but doesn't know her name. She's a little overweight, wears way too much make up, and always has her black roots growing out of her bleached, split-endy hair. She thinks she's hot stuff though.

i know ill think of a ton more after i post this ,but this sticks out the most in my mind ...

(this is so terrible, but..) Jungle Tits ...pretty self explanatory.. Let's just say they hung real low. Plus she was just.. Ugh.. Didn't take too well to bathing...Anyhow, she was well known by her name and XYZ fraternity was even going to put her on their rush shirt. It was going to be like "Top 13 reasons to join XYZ" or something and I think number six was "Who needs National Geographic when you have jungle tits right here in the house??". I don't know if that shirt actually every got made, but yea.. And then, horrors upon horrors, she FOUND OUT that they called her that...and she laughed!!! Oy vey.:eek:

Ah yes, then there was Arty..Arthur was his middle name, and he was very...Mature I guess...compared to the other guys. Like, this is the guy that instead of saying "Am I right??" would say "Am I correct in my assumption??".. Hehehe. He's not exactly the party animal (he was 26 and still lived in the house with his leather furniture, big screen tv, and ever electronic thing known to man), so we started letting him know that "There's no party without Arty". He didn't know what to think of that.

Then there was the ever-popular PettyEqualsPimp ...oh yes, it was all one word.. He was just one of those guys that everyone liked, yet if you asked them why they were all like :confused: ..It was odd...everyone started calling him PettyEqualsPimp. Also, there was PettyBargerBinLaden, but I'm not sure about the story behind that one...

Who could forget Robb-bb-bb-bb . This guy was an XYZ that was all about dating my sisters back in the day, and sleeping with whoever he could... Well, there are a lot of guys named Rob, but he spells his with 2 b's.. And there are a lot of stories going around about him, so everyone know's who you're talking about when you say "Robb-bb-bbb-bbb".

Pippy... This girl was SOOOOO aggravating.. She got off on telling people that she had never even so much as held a guys hand, but that she was cool because her friends gave her leather whip and a pair of handcuffs one year for her birthday. That's all we ever heard about. And then one day, she went out in the pouring rain, laid down on the grass, and tried to make rain angels (are there such a thing??). Followed by her complaining that "it's wet out".. DUH, RAIN ANGELS!! One of my friends was like "I hear it's not quite as wet by North Quad, why don't you go check it out" and I SWEAR, she almost went. Anyhow, she had red red red hair and always wore it in two braids.. hense, Pippy.

Hoover.. All I'm going to say about this is that it was self proclaimed by the girl, so take that as you may.

Christina ..This girl that lived on my floor... I think she spent $656874 a week on hairspray...But she did emulate Christina (Aguilara) pretty well I guess. It was just funny cuz EVERYONE on campus knew who 'Christina' was.. I don't even think I ever knew her real name.

anyhow, this is getting long..if i think of any other winners, ill let you know

This all sound very familiar, but different name:

Da Groupiez-Group of Freshman girls who always hang around us. I always chase them away cause they get very very annoying. Esp when I'm studying or trying to beat one of my brother at pong. They also wear scanty cloth and tight stuff, even in the middle of a Buffalo winter. Insane or what?

Flowie - She flow from bedroom to bedroom.

Siren - Freaking loud girl. Imagine the rest.

And of course:
The Dugeon and dragon crew - They'll be playing dungeon and dragon in the middle of campus. Not the board game, but actually dress up the part and argue if they killed somebody or they violated some rule. Interesting to be sitting next to a wizard and a knight during class.

Gut Girl-low rider pants, baby doll t-shirt, gut hanging out

Miss Titicaca-put her financial aid money towards a boob job

Rooster Girl...anycockwilldo!

NAKED GUY - he's naked.

DRUNK GUY - he's drunk.

MARRIED GUY - he's not married. he's just had the same, controlling girlfriend since he was in high school.

FABIO - not so stout has Fabio, but long blond hair. white wife beater, jeans, and boots. walked like a superhero and fast enough to have the wind blowing his hair.

Hmm..we have:

Pumpkin Puss- She's well..umm...over 300lbs and wears tights..not a pretty sight.

Poopy-Hands Jeremy- He never washes his hands after using the bathroom.

Inverted Nipple Girl- I guess this chick has what her name is..

Stinky Puss- Umm..yeah...too many of my guy friends have got her into bed just to roll over and act like they're asleep.

Fag- My personal name for my ex that kinda grew around campus

Fat B*tch- Some girl who goes to another school yet likes to show up at games and denounce Greeks here..

Inbred- Heh. A chick who likes to flirt w/every professor just to say she was sexually harrassed by them in some way, plus, she's one UGLY female.

The Twins- Twins who walk together, live together, dress identical, and never part and also never socializes w/anyone else.

Gay David- Some guy who likes to tell all the fraternities that he's gay and interested in joining. (Nothing wrong w/that..but..he just does it in a way that makes the other guys uneasy)

Dr.Teeth- Some chick who is pretty yet..has pretty messed up teeth..I mean..-really-bad..

Those are the ones I can think of as of right now.

hehee wicked funny

hot bobby - the really really really hot bother of a local fraternity

ms ho'brien - a girl from my HS that comes to parties here and preys on the fraternity guys

frat rats - i know "frat" is really disrespectful, but the guys themselves made this one up.. they are the girls who roll up to the houses dress like HOOCHIES and are there are at 931 when the party starts at 930.. will sleep with anything with letters

big head - this one girl with, well, a rather large head

trashslut trashiest girl on campus

good lay really ugly guy, but hear he's a really good lay

andy george too many andys, decided to add "george" to this andy's name. his middle name is jeffery. dont' ask why. :)

and of course there is 'kappa stephanie" or "kerri phi-rho"... we all are guilty of that :)

The Twins- Twins who walk together, live together, dress identical, and never part and also never socializes w/anyone else.
now.

Were they on A Makeover Story? There were twins from Kent State on the TLC show a while back ... Daytime TV is so addictive ...

on my campus....
 

Ghetto Guy/Girl- The guy/girl that is always decked out in the latest urban streetwear, and has a gold tooth. This person hangs out in our main courtyard blasting rap music, and walks around with no books.

Low-Low- The guy thats always trying to get into places, or something for a discount price....or even free

Miss Priss- A freshman girl, usually a sorority new member that always wears dresses, skirts, and heels. She's really stuck up, and gasps when she hears someone swear.

Snatch- A freshman girl, usually a GDI. Not a bright girl, because she falls for anything a college guy says. She gets this name because she's f*cked half the guys in XYZ fraternity

___(insert fraternity) Ho- A sorority woman that only hangs out with XYZ fratenity (she is usually called this name by fraternity guys that she doesn't hang around with).

Loser Guy/Girl- A guy/girl that have a really bad personaliity, and has gone through fraternity or sorority recruitment over and over and over. This person never gets a bid, and still continues to kiss-up to XYZ (to the dismay of all of their members).

Hot Wheels- this guy who tries to run over everyone on campus with his electric-powered super expensive wheel chair. You know when he's coming cuz the chair has a SOUND SYSTEM on it with hugeass speakers! You can hear the booming from half a mile away, and then you hear the rheeeee of the wheels & get the heck outta his way or he'll run your ass over (and he HAS run over people, but how mean would you sound complaining that someone handicapped had attacked you?)!

Angry Anarchist- the girl/guy on campus who sport full Hot Topic wardrobes (think vampire-esque) & give you "the evil eye" if you're dressed even remotely preppy (double the meanness towards Greeks).

Illegally Blonde- the girl who has bleached her hair since 7th grade, but her roots are VERY OBVIOUS, because she's... erm...kinda trashy & she either can't afford a root job, or doesn't care.

Mr. Ladylike- a guy (er...girl?) on campus who... let's just say he obviously prefers the male species, and EVERYONE knows it just by looking at him. He talks with a sassy high-pitched valley girl accent, his shirts and pants are perfectly ironed, and he wears a purple backpack with smileyface stickers all over it. He swings his "hips" when he walks, does "the hand thing" (you know what I mean), and calls everyone (guys and girls alike) "sweetie".[/b]

more later.... gotta take a shower & get ready for work :P

Oooh I almost forgot!
 

Smoothie Guy-a really super-duper hot guy who works at the smoothie place in one of the campus diners. He even looked cute in his dorky blue polo work shirt. My sisters & I were all drooling over him one day when we had a table set up to collect philanthropy donations. I had already seen him like a gazillion times & he had this just super hot smile that made my stomach do flip-flops. Turns out later I found out he's a SigEp, and he has a girlfriend. :(

Professor Porky Pig- No, it doesn't have anything to do with his size. He's a nice professor, but nobody can understand him half the time cuz he studders. "Now we're we're goo--goonna tttttalk about Me-me-meesssa-potamia Mesapotmi--a." Poor guy. :( But ya just can't pay attention to a lecture that you can't understand. It's almost like a foreign language.

Dazed & Hazed Rushee- a girl who went through rush this fall. She seemed perfectly normal at first, but then she busted out with, "Is your initiation satanic? Are you devil worshippers? Do you make people eat eyeballs? Do you circle people's fat? etc etc etc" (just about any bad stereotype sororities can have, she asked about) Oddly enough, she ended up in XYZ which, on our campus, is rumored to be secretely hazing their girls.

Rhonda Rushee- the girl with big hair, way too much makeup, a plethora of tacky jewelery, strong perfume, and outrageously distasteful attire. You've ALL had a girl like her come through rush.

I don't have many off the top of my head (granted there ARE multiple.. my best friend - and sister - jenn and i are terrible about calling pple that we see alot by random/mean/hilarious nick names.. but that aside...

Man, I can't event tell y'all this name cause it's so bad, it's similar to one i was reading on a [much] earlier post here... but she's in a sorority and she got kicked out of at least 2 fraternities on campus for sleeping with too many guys in each. Like she'd walk onto the hall and they'd be like.. we dont want you here, get the hell out of here.. you slut. It's terrible. I think she's outgrown that stage, I know her just through hanging out with a different fraterntiy with whom she hasn't banned herself yet... anyway, she's :
Kappa Kate

-- funny thing, they both start with the same letter, so it just flows. She introduces her self as that name.. like on the phone--> hey it's kate suchandsuch (her last name) and people are like who? and she goes... it's Kappa kate .. and they're like.. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH hi.

Everyone has heard of her, but not everyone knows who she looks like. I feel terrible, my friend jenn and i were tailgating and kate walks up and we chatted, then she left, so jenn goes, who's that? i go, kate... she goes,, hmm i dunno her. And I go... uh.. kappa kate, and she's like OOOOOOOOH :eek: that's her?!

Its funny. but terrible too

Nope, they weren't the ones, but hey, they could need it :) I'm about to girly those two up and get them in w/a fraternity to get some boys for them, lol

That is terrible!

One of my freshman year roommates used to refer to *everyone* by their dorm and GLO. You weren't just "Susie", you were "Susie-she-lives-in-New-House-she's-an-AXO" or whatever. If you were an independent you were "Susie-she-lives-in-New-House-she's-not-in-a-sorority."

oh i know exactly what ur talking about... we do that to everyone... however it's funny I get possesive like, last year, before i started dating my ex-boyfriend matt... i'd be talking to my old roommate amanda about matt (and we know like 6).. so there was "my-matt" = the now x, "your-matt"= a kid that she went to high school with... other than those 2, we'd be like.. oh matt-sigma pi - matt, or matt-he lived on chad's floor freshman year-matt.

Anyway after matt and i brok up, (we're still great friends) he called and Jenn was like.. oh matt called, and i'm like.. matt...matt.. oh my-matt? (i still call him that even though he's not mine) and she was for some reason pissed at me, so she goes, "no stevie, he's not your matt anymore" (with so much attitude it was ridiculous). Well of course I was a lil taken aback, not to mention that i was still sore that we were broken up...
ANYWAY... yes aephi alum & BrownEyedGirl .. i know what ur talking about!
:D

Pogo Stick -- this guy's not a student. He's a crazy guy that roams around town. The first time I saw him he was jamming out to something on his walkman and literally bouncing accross a busy intersection. So I call him pogo stick. He's always walking around town just dancing the entire time.

Katie the Phi : There were a few Katie's that year, so this is how the girl identified herself.....after her miraculous change-over from mall hippie to preppiedom. She just annoyed me. :rolleyes:

We used to have "the Running Guy"... and that's what he was called. He wore a life vest and ran everywhere he went and he was paranoid about germs and would not touch anything unsanitary (which was just about everything). I was told he ran everywhere so that he would be exposed to fewer germs... it was confusing. I think he graduated last year... but people aren't too sure what really happened to him; nobody really ever had any "contact" with him... lol

We also have a few of those people who never wear shoes even when it's snowing and frozen outside. Never did make sense to me :confused:

In my hometown there is a homeless/insane guy named Cecil and everybody knows of him because he aimlessly hobbles/wanders around town all day and can be spotted in a Walmart parking lot on one side of town, then a day or two later he's in the mall parking lot on the other side of town. He has those portable radio headphones and wears a white tshirt that has "Cecil" written on it multiple times in black magic marker.

Oooh yeah... that reminds me of a dog that used to wander around our schoolgrounds, too.... it was a Chow that only had three legs and everybody called him "Tripod" haha.. ah, the memories :D

We didn't have such fun ones...

ZBT Bob - he pledged the semester before most of the guys in his dorm, and he was never without his ZBT Hat. There were no other Bob's, but it was "ZBT Bob" anyway

Flip & Lip - 2 girls from another house who were pretty inseperable. One had ENORMOUS lips (not in the sexy way, either). The other had this shoulder lenght hair that was always flipped up in the back.

We also had a crazy guy - "the guy on the bike" - he rode all over town on his bike with a milk crate attached to the front, and a bright orange flag on the back on one of those really long poles.

Well we had a few around campus.

The Jockey-- This girl looked like a horse but was small enough to ride one. She was seen leaving the house in the wee hours of the morning on occasion.

Kankles-- Someone that has no definition in their lower leg.

Razor-- This was a fraternity brother on mine who if you didn't know him you would be a little leary of him. But if you knew how he got his nickname you wouldn't. He chopped of his big toe while mowing the yard. We also game him an award for being the most likely to swim in circles.

Horse face-- Our mascot Murray State is a horse. While talking to this poor girl at a basketball game, she glanced down at the mascot and said, "can you believe that someone asked me if I was Dunker (our horse mascot)" She has no idea we call her horse face.

Me and some of my friends always see a few "regulars" as we call them on campus.

Smiley-This old man that I work with. His real name is Gary but they call him Smiley because he's got false teeth and they stick out, so he's always smiling. He's a real perv... he has pictures of the cheerleaders in his pocket, and shows them off to people. He always brags about how he is a member of the Playboy club, and when he went to the mansion, he saw the bunnies. He asked me and another girl if we would do the "bunny hop" for him, so he could see our "boobies bounce like the bunnies do". Also known as Dirty Old Man.

Kid That Thinks He's Smart-This kid in one of my classes who does that whole "I am the only one in the room with the professor" and thinks that he is all intellectual. Uses PDA a lot, nods head constantly.

BS TA-The TA that uses big words INCORRECTLY, and gets lost in what he/she says. Thinks that they are next Nobel Prize winner, if someone questions them, they flip out and get all flustered and defensive.

MPG-Multiple Piercing Girl, the girl who has everthing and her mom pierced, several times. Often seen on bus.

The Longboard Guy- This kid that doesn't wear shoes (even in this cold) and wears shorts that travels the campus via longboard. I wonder if he goes to class sans shoes...

Reefs Guy-Goes along with The Longboard Guy in that doesn't wear weather appropriate clothing. He's in one of my classes, and he's yet to wear socks and shoes, always is wearing fli[ flop sandals, and I've even heard him say "I'm wearing these until there are 3 feet of snow on the ground."

Whiney Horsey Faced B*tch-This girl that lives in the dorm that is horsey faced and wears weird leggings. She is ALWAYS in the lobby and on the phone to people complaining "I hate this, the grading is soooo unfair. My roomate turned the lights on, and I couldn't sleep. How much longer will this last? Will you bring my my Halloween costume for me, please? I need to sleep. College is hard, the professors don't care. Everyone hates me." Her voice is screachy and drawn out, this girl needs to get an Emmy for whining!

up for a classic thread

The "I saw that on the History Channel" guy...

He's been in one of your history classes. This gentleman constantly contradicts the teacher and the book with "facts" that he learned on the history channel.

His line that he opens and closes these statements is: "I saw this on the History Channel".

lol....

chicken wing...the lady at the DMV who failed everyone their first time taking the driver's test.....she only had one arm and this.....i dunno....wing lookin thing for another arm and a HUGE mustache....like, i know this was mean to call her that, but EVERYone did.....and she was a complete and total nasty person. yeah, good ol' chicken wing.....

At my school:

The Preacher Dude: We have a stage and a rock in the middle of the quad behind where all the sorority and fraternity "booths" are (we don't have houses so the booth plays as our greek row) which is known as freedom rock and anyone can go up there and say whatever they please. Well this dude goes off every semester its really funny because he is full of bs

the backpack on wheels club also known as: the over 30 club. We have a big percentage of non-traditional students here and almost every person over thirty has a back pack on wheels! its funny because a lot of our campus is done in brick so you can hear the club coming from a mile away


the groupies a big group of girls from a big handful of all the sororities on campus that LOVE one of the fraternities here. They are constantly with them, talking about them, hanging out with them, and they will go to the boys' booth and bench before their own. very funny

and you cant forget the
randoms (short for Random Hoes)
These are the slutty girls and are always at the fraternity mentioned above house. (they are the only ones on campus with an actual house) We will label anyone we don't know as random. They could be a new gf of one of the guys, or one of the glittery freshman looking to hit anything in letters. All of the girls from all the sororities will unite in naming the randoms and we will plan ways together on how to get the guys to indirectly "diss" the randoms by hanging out with us instead. (the boys don't like this because, we are just friends: i.e. nothing will happen, while the "randoms" are a guaranteed lay)

the Anti's these people are anti everything. they hate greeks, main dinning, sports, and anything political and everything else. So they have these debates and try to plan walk outs and play really weird music in the quad. No one pays any attention to them but when they come near us, we warn everyone the "anti's" are coming, run!!

*edited because I can't spell ;)

thread resurrection!
 

This thread is so funny!

My friends and I had two girls named.

One was "Teeth" because of the way she screwed up her mouth (so her top teeth would show really bad) when she didn't agree with what you said. She also monopolized ALL the professors' time in our classes with all her babble.

There was also "Mouse" because she walked around all shy acting, like she was scared of everything, but when you tried to talk to her she was MORE than rude.

Needless to say, we didn't like them.

Also, there was a girl in the English department who was good people. She was cool and easy to talk to, but her lifestyle earned her the title "Natura." She refused to use deoderant, shave, etc. She made all her own clothes, and let's just say she wasn't a seamstress. Oh, her bookbag was made of hemp. And, she sported dreads that were extremely long. I really liked her and enjoyed her comments in class discussions. However, hygiene was always an issue.

We had those at UGA. The guys would stand on the open platform and constantly yell, "YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL" then proceed to list all the reasons that we were all horrible people. They'd attract groups of people and those people would shout out the funniest questions!!

Begger Guys - Guys that used up all of their food credits during the first half of the semester and now are begging all their friends and their friend's friends for food. I'll admit, I was that guy my freshman year.

Have a new one!

Swimfan- She's really a sweet girl, however, she's 16 and loves to be a frat groupie. She stalked a lot of the fraternities (unfortunelty TKE) ....but I've heard she's moved on to the baseball team when the guys finally told her to leave.

Ms.Man- She was a pledge of another group on campus that drove our pledges nuts, lol. Oh, she has a deep-unladylike voice...kinda creepy to have her talking behind you.

First off, there's the Guy. That's what his fraternity brothers call him. He's the guy. I get so confused by this. "Mike, where are you going?" "Over to the Guy's, then probably downtown."

Then there's this girl who lived on our dorm floor. I lived in the party dorm, and usually it was all upperclassmen guys and freshmen girls (gee I wonder why) but this girl was a junior and still in our dorm. Between guys my boyfriend knew and guys I knew, we figured she'd slept with 90 million guys. At first we all just called her dirty, but then in a fit of drunken inspiration our guy friends named her Ewok. She shacked at the frat by us a lot so we've spread it to Greek row now.

This other girl kept hooking up with my friend's roommate, and she was just about the ugliest thing ever, so they started calling her Big Ol' Truck. She thought it was after the song, but it definitely wasn't.

This one is vintage from high school, but it's so funny that we still talk about it. There was a girl who sat at the lunch table behind ours (you know how lunch tables are) who ALWAYS had a huge gap in her pants so her asscrack was showing. We started calling her Crackass. This alone isn't funny, but when stupid Phi Tau and I were broken up for a while and he wanted me back, I used to make him do these tasks. I decided one of his tasks was to drop a goldfish in her pants, and lo and behold he did! :eek: She was in Honors Band with all of us the hour after lunch and nobody could stop laughing at her bouncing as she played her clarinet.