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WCsweet<3 06-25-2009 11:16 PM
I think I just died. Wow.

texas*princess 06-26-2009 12:25 AM
Holy Long Post!!!

Does anyone have the Cliffs Notes version?

tld221 06-26-2009 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by texas*princess (Post 1819983)
Holy Long Post!!!

Does anyone have the Cliffs Notes version?
Barbie's rushing at a competitive SEC school. Has gone through the first set of parties, and after a hilarious account of likening the houses to different types of dolls, including some thing to be revealed later (maybe) has ranked the Madame Alexanders, the wealthy, classy ladies that Barbie just KNOWS she's getting a bid from, and the American Girls, the...average, girl-next-door, not quite like Barbie but could be types.

There's some questionable hearsay on Ken's manhood, but hasn't that always been the case.

texas*princess 06-26-2009 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted by tld221 (Post 1819987)
Barbie's rushing at a competitive SEC school. Has gone through the first set of parties, and after a hilarious account of likening the houses to different types of dolls, including some thing to be revealed later (maybe) has ranked the Madame Alexanders, the wealthy, classy ladies that Barbie just KNOWS she's getting a bid from, and the American Girls, the...average, girl-next-door, not quite like Barbie but could be types.

There's some questionable hearsay on Ken's manhood, but hasn't that always been the case.
Sorry I was referring to SuperChopperMom's post :)

tld221 06-26-2009 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted by texas*princess (Post 1819990)
Sorry I was referring to SuperChopperMom's post :)
Oh! Lol. Surprisingly I missed that novel on page 1. Its heinous to read on a BB.

I just got it (and I'm so LOLing over here), but some bollock like "blah blah Barbie totally cut in on my daughter Angel's rush and as a batisht crazy helimom... Imma be batisht crazy."

Were supposed to believe that SCM knows the "truth" and it will be revealed.

Whatevs. Barbie so wins at life. Can we get the next installment plz?

minDyG 06-26-2009 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by texas*princess (Post 1819990)
Sorry I was referring to SuperChopperMom's post :)
SuperChopperMom does EVERYTHING for her Dear Little Daughter Angel who grew up in Barbie and Midge's ever-present shadow despite SCM doing everything to groom Angel into the perfect child in hopes of making her the perfect PNM. SCM applied to her alma mater on Angel's behalf as well as a safety school up north (which started classes and recruitment AFTER SEC school's recruitment ended, just in case all didn't go well with recruitment down south). SCM and Angel never dreamed that Barbie and Midge would stick around the south and go to SEC school, but in their worst nightmares, that's exactly what happened. But SCM wasn't worried--after having delivered gifts to every national top tier sorority on SEC school's campus and signing them from her DLD Angel, securing multiple recs for every chapter, even the bottom feeder ones, etc. etc., she just knew Angel would have the perfect recruitment. But after things didn't turn out so well, Angel ended up going through recruitment at Safety Northern School and pledging a nationally top-ranked sorority there. SCM just knows that DLD Angel will be able to transfer down to SEC school after a year and affiliate with the sorority chapter there, and SCM will be able to AI into the chapter too.

KSUViolet06 06-26-2009 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by minDyG (Post 1819998)
SuperChopperMom does EVERYTHING for her Dear Little Daughter Angel who grew up in Barbie and Midge's ever-present shadow despite SCM doing everything to groom Angel into the perfect child in hopes of making her the perfect PNM. SCM applied to her alma mater on Angel's behalf as well as a safety school up north (which started classes and recruitment AFTER SEC school's recruitment ended, just in case all didn't go well with recruitment down south). SCM and Angel never dreamed that Barbie and Midge would stick around the south and go to SEC school, but in their worst nightmares, that's exactly what happened. But SCM wasn't worried--after having delivered gifts to every national top tier sorority on SEC school's campus and signing them from her DLD Angel, securing multiple recs for every chapter, even the bottom feeder ones, etc. etc., she just knew Angel would have the perfect recruitment. But after things didn't turn out so well, Angel ended up going through recruitment and Safety Northern School and pledging a nationally top-ranked sorority there. SCM just knows that DLD Angel will be able to transfer down to SEC school after a year and affiliate with the sorority chapter there, and SCM will be able to AI into the chapter too.
Thank you.

texas*princess 06-26-2009 09:27 AM
thanks tld & minDyG!

I can't wait to hear what Barbie has to say about this.

Also, can't wait to hear more on her recruitment experience. So far we've only heard Day 1 :(

BadCat25 06-26-2009 05:16 PM
She has cleaned herself up since I knew her but that is the same Barbie I went to high school with. She is total trailer park trash. Her parents ran the biggest meth lab in the state until the DEA shut it down and sent them to a Fed supermax. She flipped on them at the trial and was put in witness protection after they put out a hit on her. The US Marshall Service apparently thinks the perfect place to hide her is in one of the top sororities at an SEC school. She is a total slut. She did the entire football team, the entire basketball team and the entire all the other teams. She even did that governor of South Carolina. YOU MUST GET RID OF HER. SHE WILL DISTROY YOUR SORORITY.

MaggieXi 06-26-2009 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by BadCat25 (Post 1820252)
She has cleaned herself up since I knew her but that is the same Barbie I went to high school with. She is total trailer park trash. Her parents ran the biggest meth lab in the state until the DEA shut it down and sent them to a Fed supermax. She flipped on them at the trial and was put in witness protection after they put out a hit on her. The US Marshall Service apparently thinks the perfect place to hide her is in one of the top sororities at an SEC school. She is a total slut. She did the entire football team, the entire basketball team and the entire all the other teams. She even did that governor of South Carolina. YOU MUST GET RID OF HER. SHE WILL DISTROY YOUR SORORITY.
Is this the same Barbie that disowned her own sister, Skipper, because she wasn't beautiful enough to be related to her?

KSUViolet06 06-26-2009 06:24 PM
This thread wins.

All elements are there:

*snotty PNM who thinks she's too good.

*Crazy helimom posts.

I wonder what's next?

Sister Havana 06-26-2009 06:24 PM
Is it a spoiler if I tell you I think I found Barbie's rush video?

MaggieXi 06-26-2009 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Havana (Post 1820280)
Is it a spoiler if I tell you I think I found Barbie's rush video?
And this must be one of the things that Helicopter mom did to ruin Barbie!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZIZF...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzFO1...eature=related

angelove 06-26-2009 09:55 PM
Midge is going to face some heavy cuts early on, even with the "sorority meeting" clothes. Her past is going to catch up with her: http://www.amazon.com/Barbie-Happy-F.../dp/B000083E0C

minDyG 06-26-2009 10:05 PM
Shame on Midge! For shame, for shame!

myopicsunflower 06-26-2009 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by angelove (Post 1820375)
Midge is going to face some heavy cuts early on, even with the "sorority meeting" clothes. Her past is going to catch up with her: http://www.amazon.com/Barbie-Happy-F.../dp/B000083E0C
*splorf!!!!!!*

Now to sop as much chai latte off my keyboard as I can before my computer is a goner...

Loving this thread!!

BadCat25 06-26-2009 11:44 PM
I recognize Ken in that video but back when I knew Barbie he hadn’t shaved his head. He has a long record of arrests for assault, arson, drug trafficking, possession of illegal machine guns, the sale child porn, mail fraud and the operation of an unlicensed chinchilla farm. He was working for her parents at the meth lab when the DEA raided the place but jumped bail before his trial and is now on the run from most of the bounty hunters in the South. It is only a matter of time before they track him down.

bostongreek 06-26-2009 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by angelove (Post 1820375)
Midge is going to face some heavy cuts early on, even with the "sorority meeting" clothes. Her past is going to catch up with her: http://www.amazon.com/Barbie-Happy-F.../dp/B000083E0C
$152? for real??:confused:

yikes.

I had a preggo barbie when i was little... she had a detachable bump that you could put a baby inside. Kind of creepy looking back.

CougarGrad 06-27-2009 02:15 AM
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Originally Posted by MaggieXi (Post 1820273)
Is this the same Barbie that disowned her own sister, Skipper, because she wasn't beautiful enough to be related to her?
You still think Skipper is Barbie's "sister"?? Giiiiirl, you haven't heard the truth about Barbie and the captain of the high school wrestling team. Scandalous, I tell you, SCANDALOUS!!!

ASUADPi 06-27-2009 09:50 AM
The truth is that Barbie got knocked up by the wrestling team captain when she was only 12 years old!!! Barbie "developed" young and was always hanging around the high school. The wrestling captain, poor guy, thought she was in high school, and SHE LET HIM BELIEVE IT!!!! Can you believe her! Well, they got busy pretty quickly and before anyone could say supercalifragulisticexbealidoshious, she was preggers.

You aren't going to believe what Barbie did to "cover her a$$". She LIED and said that the wrestling captain forced her to have sex! Barbie claimed that he told her he loved her and would never leave her if they slept together. Can you believe her! What a HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE thing to say!!! The wrestling captain was arrested and charged. His parents did everything in their power to prove that their son was innocent, but Barbie put on the perfect and convincing act on the stand. The wrestling captain was convicted and sentence to 9 years in jail. Oh and the kicker is, his parents have to pay child support for the grandchild. Can you believe that witch!!! I am truly a kind and loving person but I hate Barbie with every depth and breadth of me.

Skipper is now 6 and the wrestling captains parents are sueing Barbie for custody. They no longer trust Barbie with their granddaughter.

You may ask, how do I know this? I am the wrestling captains mother. My son is an innocent victim in Barbie's manipulations. Please pray that my husband and I can take Skipper away from that wretched Barbie! Please pray for my son. He is up for an early pardon next month (on good behavior).

-The wrestling captains mother

P.S. My son's name is John, in case anyone cares to know more about the truth.

MaggieXi 06-27-2009 01:19 PM
Did she name the baby Skipper because she "skipped" her period?

(I know its a lame joke - but I couldn't help myself!)

minDyG 06-27-2009 02:23 PM
Y'all need to hush...you're gonna make Barbie flounce and I really, really want to hear the rest of her story.

BARBIE? WHERE ARE YOUUU??? COME BAAAAAAACK!!!

paulam 06-27-2009 05:13 PM
beauty queen (always beating out some persistent but unfortunate looking girl from Pearl, Missisippi)

Johnny Carson once did a routine about Southern beauty queens and wondered why they always had three names, like Kitty Ann Litter? I cried at that one.

Now I am crying at this one. I hope Barbie returns and has not let Chopper Mom run her off. That was hilarious.

My mother-in-law (97 and still going strong) had a cousin named Ruth Handler who founded Mattel Toys. Ruth had two children, a daughter named Barbara, whom they called "Barbie" and a son named Ken. Ruth eventually sold Mattel and passed away before we could meet her. I have tried to contact Barbara to no avail. I am sure she receives many letters from people claiming to be related, but I have the real thing, a genuine cousin who knows the family history. I hope she will respond one day.

Paula M
Sigma Delta Tau
Patrae Multi Spes Una
One Hope of Many People

KSUViolet06 06-27-2009 05:15 PM
I love how everyone is jumping in on this. I would, but I'm not creative.

OPhiAGinger 06-28-2009 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by paulam (Post 1820597)
Johnny Carson once did a routine about Southern beauty queens and wondered why they always had three names, like Kitty Ann Litter?
Even though Barbie is originally from Willows, Wisconsin (as opposed to the deep South) she DOES have a three-part name: Barbara Millicent Roberts. Her decision to go by just one perky little name is a reflection of her ego. She decided long ago that she was on a par with Madonna, Cher, and other single-named superstars and dropped the rest of her name.

But what really kills me about this little tramp is how fake she is! I swear, every part of her perfect body is the result of expert manipulation. If there's any part of her that is not plastic, I'd be hard pressed to find it.

tld221 06-28-2009 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by BadCat25 (Post 1820252)
She is a total slut. She did the entire football team, the entire basketball team and the entire all the other teams. She even did that governor of South Carolina. YOU MUST GET RID OF HER. SHE WILL DISTROY YOUR SORORITY.
LMAO almost spit my McIcedcoffee everywhere. that was TEH WIN.

AOII Angel 06-29-2009 05:32 AM
Gasp...do you think we scared Barbie off? I want to hear the rest of her fabulous recruitment!

gee_ess 06-29-2009 07:41 AM
^^ I'm worried about Barbie, too...there has been a lot of tent talk during this recruitment! Come back, Barbie!

AOII Angel 06-29-2009 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by gee_ess (Post 1820974)
^^ I'm worried about Barbie, too...there has been a lot of tent talk during this recruitment! Come back, Barbie!
Maybe she got cut from Madame Alexander and is too embarrassed to tell us!

Gusteau 06-29-2009 09:31 AM
Oh, don't worry too much. I'm sure she just "got caught up" in something implausible (like college finals and move out in July - right?!) and will be back to continue her story sporadically over the next three months...

SydneyK 06-29-2009 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Gusteau (Post 1820985)
Oh, don't worry too much. I'm sure she just "got caught up" in something implausible (like college finals and move out in July - right?!) and will be back to continue her story sporadically over the next three months...
(emphasis mine)

To be fair, students in summer school may have just completed their finals. Those same students would also be moving out of the dorms now, too.

Barbie - please finish your story!

AOIIalum 06-29-2009 11:19 AM
This thread is perfection. I'm thinking "this thing" has got to be that Barbie's great-great-great-grandmama was a Jems founder.

Gusteau 06-29-2009 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by SydneyK (Post 1820993)

To be fair, students in summer school may have just completed their finals. Those same students would also be moving out of the dorms now, too.
Fair point - I did decide not to call shenanigans in that thread so we could see it ride out. But really, the randoms always get caught up for inexplicable reasons and drag their stories on for weeks and weeks.

texas*princess 06-29-2009 11:53 AM
Does anyone go to Barbie's school??? Maybe we can contact our own alums there and find out where Barbie pledged!

unicorn 06-29-2009 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by unicorn (Post 1819727)
OMG Y'ALL! :confused: I like totally found out where Barbie goes to school!
You won't believe it, but I emailed a friend at Barbie's school and check out the camera-phone picture she sent me of Barbie! Sequined tights are sooo out; it's all about the fringe tight.

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/8...ngedtights.png

Little32 06-29-2009 04:22 PM
Y'all scared Barbie away. Boo.

BadCat25 06-29-2009 05:56 PM
Barbie goes to the University of South Dixie. South Dixie gained national attention over the recent hiring of former NFL coach Rhett Bob Cooter. Cooter was given a lifetime contract of $87 million per year and his staff was given lifetime contracts totaling $128 million per year. Cooter dismissed those who protested these contracts saying “the state disserves a national championship team and I will give it to them”. South Dixie President James Whitmore claimed the contracts were not excessive when compared to Wall Street CEO’s. Cooter gained national attention when he signed 57 players to NCAA letters of intent although he can only officially enroll 25. Cooter said he intends to run off the other 32. Cooter also dismissed 28 players from last year’s team saying they were not national championship level players. To pay for these contracts the university raised tuition by 300% and cancelled all classes in physics, chemistry, biology, engineering, economics and english lit. It also sold all student dormitories to private investors and fired all but 100 faculty members. Since he was hired Cooter has been accused of multiple recruiting violations including paying players, hiring call girls to entertain them and having other students take the ACT admission tests. Sports Illustrated preseason issue ranks South Dixie number one.

gee_ess 06-29-2009 08:00 PM
^^What the heck?! I don't care about the coach. I care about Barbie!

hopeful:) 06-29-2009 09:23 PM
This is the most fabulous thread ever! Go american girls:))))

hopeful:) 06-29-2009 09:49 PM
barbie come back WE LOVE YOU


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